Metabook

You, Apparently

Trying your best. The algorithm remains unmoved.

Metabook is fictional. Any resemblance to real platforms, mysterious moderation, or Aunt Barb is entirely caused by reality being easy to parody.

Your Social Condition

Popularity

Arguments Joined

Reports Ignored

People Blocked

Sanity 100%

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Forgot You

$0.0000

Still legally describable as money

🚁 Helicopter Near Supermarket Eleven theories. Zero pilots consulted.

🪑 Man Versus Lawn Chair The chair remains undefeated.

♻️ Blue Bin Conspiracy Something is going on. Probably bin collection.