Fox Quest

<img src=https://i.imgur.com/ojGVt1g.png height="600"> Oh my stars and garters, you're a fox! What luck to have been born such a magnificent and independant creature! Tell me: are you a boy fox or a girl fox? [[I'm a boy fox]] [[I'm a girl fox]]

<img src=https://i.imgur.com/EDImO9m.png height="600"> You triumphantly slink through the snowy landscape of the forest in which you were born. Your only concern is the overwhelming expectations placed upon you by a society that perceives all the accomplishments of your forebearers as standard for your gender while demanding that you act as a walking apology for their atrocities as well. No more dilly dallying! The time has come for you to choose a career! [[Go into business.]] [[Be a chef!]] [[Just kidding; I'm a girl|I'm a girl fox]]

<img src=https://i.imgur.com/TyPtrs5.png height="600"> Wearing a lovely bow, you triumphantly slink through the snowy landscape of the forest in which you were born. Your only concern is the overwhelming expectation that comes with being a representative of an underserved demographic. You must be all things that are good otherwise you are harmful representation, but you must also must have flaws. Otherwise, you are a Mary Sue. No more dilly dallying! The time has come to choose a career! [[Be a girl boss]] [[Be a female woman chef]] [[Just kidding, I'm a boy|I'm a boy fox]]

<img src=https://i.imgur.com/w45UDaO.png height="600"> Stonks! Stonks! Stonks! you have entered the fast paced world of commerce! Fox family? No! Finances are your wife! (Or husband if you are gay). Brokers are your mom! The shareholders are your dad! Investors are your grandma! Wall Street is your grandpa! What next, big man? [[Buy low; sell high]] [[Buy high; sell low]]

<img src=https://i.imgur.com/UcmdGe7.png height="600"> Oh frabjous day! There's nothing you love better than flinging pans around and mis en place! But the time has come in your life to decide: what kind of chef will you be? [[I'm going to smoke cigarettes and date the waitstaff]] [[I'm going corporate, baby!]]

<img src=https://i.imgur.com/LizSAlF.png height="600"> Stonks! Stonks! Stonks! you have entered the fast paced world of commerce! Fox family? No! Finances are your husband! (Or wife if you are gay). Brokers are your mom! The shareholders are your dad! Investors are your grandma! Wall Street is your grandpa! How will you slay, queen? [[Buy low; sell high |girl version1]] [[Buy high; sell low |girl version2]]

<img src=https://i.imgur.com/oklGyIl.png height="600"> Oh frabjous day! There's nothing you love better than flinging pans around while wearing a lovely bow! But the time has come in your life to decide: what kind of chef will you be? [[I'm going to smoke cigarettes and date the waitstaff |girl anarchist]] [[I'm going corporate, baby |girl celebrity]]

<img src=https://i.imgur.com/A6enumy.png height="600"> Is this success? The keys to the executive washroom say yes. Having climbed a the way up the corporate ladder, it is time to give back. You establish an internship program at your company. All accepted are flown out to your secluded villa and are hunted //Most Dangerous Game// style. You keep all your money in a big brown bag inside a zoo. BUSINESS ENDING

<img src=https://i.imgur.com/D0oyH0C.png height="600"> Is this success? The keys to the executive washroom say yes. Having climbed a the way up the corporate ladder, it is time to give back. You establish an internship program at your company. All accepted are flown out to your secluded villa and are hunted //Most Dangerous Game// style. You keep all your money in a big brown bag inside a zoo. BUSINESS ENDING

<img src=https://i.imgur.com/tGnhhVW.png height="600"> Having bankrupted an entire company, you return to the forest where you started. How narratively tidy. The location is the same as where you started on your hero's journey but it feels different because it is //you// that has changed. Grandpa Bruce sees you run across the road. He says you look like you have mange. WILDERNESS ENDING

<img src=https://i.imgur.com/wGI8tYs.png height="600"> You've chosen the rough and gruff back of the house lifestyle. You say ALL the swear words! If your life were a movie, it would be rated triple R. You are the most upstanding citizen in the kitchen as you are the only one who has not done time for a felony. Shine on, you crazy diamond. You sure showed them! ANARCHIST ENDING

<img src=https://i.imgur.com/SiNtebU.png height="600"> Your name is in lights! Specifically, the lights on the sign of your major chain of restaurants. It is where tourists go when they visit a major metropolitan area. These days, everything you cook eventually cools and coagulates in the process of getting all the vanity shots for the shows in which the dishes are featured. Yum! Yum! Yum! You say swear words, but never any in the context that would anger any portion of a four quadrant audience. They're bleeped, but they show you're edgy and tell it like it is. Don't date any fans. You will be cancelled. CELEBRITY ENDING

<img src=https://i.imgur.com/JmCwWRK.png height="600"> Having bankrupted an entire company, you return to the forest where you started. How narratively tidy. The location is the same as where you started on your hero's journey but it feels different because it is //you// that has changed. Grandpa Bruce sees you run across the road. He says you look like you have mange. WILDERNESS ENDING

<img src=https://i.imgur.com/7qrJlG7.png height="600"> You've chosen the rough and gruff back of the house lifestyle. You say ALL the swearwords! If your life were a movie, it would be rated triple R! you are the most upstanding citizen in the kitchen as you are the only one who has not done time for a felony. Shine on, you crazy diamond. You sure showed them! ANARCHIST ENDING

<img src=https://i.imgur.com/WjlEswR.png height="600"> Your name is in lights! Specifically, the lights on the sign of your major chain of restaurants. It is where tourists go when they visit a major metropolitan area. These days, everything you cook eventually cools and coagulates in the process of getting all the vanity shots for the shows in which the dishes are featured. Yum! Yum! Yum! You say swear words, but never any in the context that would anger any portion of a four quadrant audience. They're bleeped, but they show you're edgy and tell it like it is. Don't date any fans. You will be cancelled. CELEBRITY ENDING