You are hELONg, the greatest (fictional) entrepreneur on earth! But your challenge, should you accept it, is to get to Mars. The ride won't be easy, but if anyone can do it, it's YOU hELONg!! Tap the screen or press the space bar to boost the rocket. Destination Mars!

Contains flashing lights & screen effects — calm settings in the pause menu.

hELONg is an independent satirical work of fiction. It is not sponsored, endorsed by, affiliated with, or approved by any real person, company, or government. All characters, companies, products, and events are fictionalized for comedic and satirical effect. Any resemblance to actual persons, products, or enterprises is purely parody.

Hold orbit.

The field will wait. Resume when your thumb is ready.

That rock had opinions.

The route is still there. One more launch can change the timeline.

Give your eyes a horizon.

You can pause here, take one more run, or silence these reminders until the page reloads.

You've hit your 45-minute goal — take a bow, or keep flying.