(set: $name to (prompt: "What is your name?", ""))
(if: $name is "" )[(set: $name to "stinky no name")]
<h1>Deli Trip</h1>
[[Start.->intro]]
This game is best played with audio on.
"Hey $name, I hope you're hungry, cause I'm starving. I got this awesome little grocery store I want to take you to for lunch. Their deli makes the BEST sandwiches. Honestly, I love them, I go like all the time, literally 3 days a week."
"You like deli sandwiches right?"
[[Of course.->introYes]]
[[Nope.->introNo]]
"Good, only crazy people don't like deli sandwiches. Ok c'mon let's go I need one of these bad boys in my stomach (text-style: "rumble")[[NOW->continue]]."Oh, thats kinda weird. I guess I'll go alone. Hit me up if you ever want to get a sandwich.
[[Wait let me try answering that again.->intro]]"Alright who's driving?"
[[I can drive.->IDrive]]
[[You drive this time.->youDrive]]
"Good, I didn't feel like driving anyways. I'll show you how to get there.
Also, do you mind if I put some music on?"
[[No.->musicNo]]
[[Yes. I prefer the quiet.->musicYes]]Ughhhhh fine, but I get to pick the [[music->musicNo]] "Hold on, let me hook my phone up."
[[Start Driving->startDrive]]"I'm still gonna put some music on, I wanna show you this song."
[[Let's go.->startDrive]]"It's just down the street, it should only take us a few minutes."
{(live: 5s)[
(transition: "dissolve")["So how's school going? Do you like your new classes? Mine aren't too bad, a couple coding classes, some art stuff, nothing crazy. But it's fun, you know. I'm getting to work on things I care about now, and it feels like I'm actually making progress with my degree..."]
(stop:)
]}
{(live: 13s)[(link: "Mhm.")[<you>Mhm yeah.</you>]
(stop:)]
}
{(live: 16s)[
(transition: "dissolve")["It feels weird being back home on break. I know this is like my actual home, but something about school feels so right. I'm actually productive and the classes I take feel like they matter. I don't just sit around and get sandwiches like normal. Don't get me wrong, I love doing that, but still. Change is nice sometimes..."]
(stop:)
]}
{(live: 26s)[(link: "Yeah I feel it.")[<you>Yeah I feel it, change can be good.</you>]
(stop:)]
}
{(live: 30s)[
(transition: "dissolve")["I've gone through a few phases to develop my perfect sandwich now. When I felt fancy I would get a panini with ham, prosciutto, fresh mozzarrela, pesto, and fresh basil. It was pretty good but not super filling. Now I do a ham and salami combo with provolone. I usually add lettuce, pickles, onions, sprouts, pepperoncinis, olives, and black pepper, topped off with pesto and garlic aioli. I go for more of an "Italian" style. I think it has a pretty good balance of flavors, but could maybe use a little more acidity. The pickles and pepperoncinis are necessary for that. There's so much fat in the meat, pesto, and aioli that you need that acidity to cut through those flavors. Maybe I'll swap the pesto for mustard. What do you usually get on your sandwich?"]
(stop:)
]}
{(live: 50s)[(link: "I dont know man.")[<you>I dont know man, I usually don't think too hard about sandwiches. I just get something basic.</you>]
(stop:)]
}
{(live: 60s)[
(transition: "dissolve")["Thanks for coming with me. I know this is dumb but it's more fun to bring someone. It gives you more to do rather than just drive alone and stand there at the deli waiting. I guess that's why I started getting to know everyone at the store. If I have to come alone then I at least have someone to talk to everytime I'm here, so it's not quite as boring. And I just hate eating alone. I have to distract myself somehow when I eat, like tv or random videos. It feels really weird to just sit and eat alone in the quiet, like its a chore or something. I can't enjoy my food like that. It's just more fun to eat with friends."]
(stop:)
]}
{(live: 85s)[
[[We're here.]]
(stop:)
]}
<audio src = "https://delitripassets.yolasite.com/resources/betterCarAudio.mp3"
autoplay>
"We're on the tail end of the lunch rush, I hope they're not too busy. But c'mon, lets go put our orders in."
[[Go in through the entrance.]]
<span class='audio'>[[Go in through the exit. It is clearly marked with "DO NOT ENTER" signs.->Go in through the exit.]]</span>"Hey $name, I didn't that know you're a fucking buffoon. A complete nimwit. An absolute moron. Regulars dont use the entrance dumbass. Follow me. How about we go the <span class='audio'>[[right way->Go in through the exit.]]</span>?"Smart choice. The exit is closest to the deli and you get to say hi to all the checkers. //Regulars// like myself go in through the exit. Unless the lines are super long, then you don't want to walk through a crowd, it's rude."
{(live: 7s)[(transition: "dissolve")[<you>Two checkers wave at you guys and welcome you in: A young man with glasses, and an older lady.</you>](stop:)]}
{(live: 12s)[(transition: "dissolve")["I know I've said this alot but I really like it here. Everyone always makes me feel welcome and part of the family. Usually when you're shopping at a big chain, nobody cares that you're there. Everyone else is just there for themselves and their list. It's not a social activity. Your presence is meaningless to everyone in the building, and the checkers would actually prefer that you never came in because it's one less thing for them to do. It's not like that here, $name. If they don't already know your name, they'll learn it. They will smile, greet you, and genuinely be interested in you and your life. It makes me happy to stop in, say hi to some nice people and eat a **really** fucking good sandwich.
[[ Follow me..."->Follow me.]]
](stop:)]}
(set: $staff1 to (either:"Jake","Lori","Mike"))
(set: $staff2 to (either:"Stacy","Crystal","Jamie"))
(set: $staff3 to (either:"Marian","Kurt"))
(set: $craft to "")
(set: $size to "")
<you>You see three people making sandwiches. You squint to read the name tags.</you>
"I know all the deli staff, I can tell you anything you want to know about them, including who to avoid. Sometimes it's fun to mess with them and act like you're ordering something dumb or crazy, like just bread and mayo. I like seeing their reaction."
"But trust me, it makes a big difference depending on who you get. Some of them are great and some will ruin your day. There's a total of eight people who work in the deli, but it looks like these are the three we get today."
Todays staff:
[[$staff1. ->$staff1]]
[[$staff2. ->$staff2]]
[[$staff3. ->$staff3]]
[[Grab a sandwich order form.->order]]"Lori is a larger, boistrous woman that sounds like she has been smoking her whole life. She has long grey hair that is put back in a ponytail. Lori does a really solid job making sandwiches and is usually a safe bet. Sometimes they can be a little messy, but there's nothing wrong with that."
[[Back.->Follow me.]]
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max-width:100%;
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<img
src = "https://delitripassets.yolasite.com/resources/Lori.png">
</div>"Mike usually works the salad bar because he never does a good job with the sandwiches. He only makes them when the rest of the staff gets overwhelmed, but he performs poorly under pressure. He's been there a while but has just never quite gotten the hang of it. The sandwich is always messy, and is never cut all the way through or in to even portions. It's like he tries to cut it in half normally then decides last second he wants to do diagonal, resulting in one side being two thirds of the sandwich. He can, however, make a decent sized one, but it's up to you if it's worth the risk. Size isn't everything."
[[Back.->Follow me.]]
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max-width:100%;
max-height:100%;
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<img
src = "https://delitripassets.yolasite.com/resources/mike.png">
</div> (set: $currstaff to (either: $staff1, $staff2, $staff3)) <you>$currstaff is waiting for your form.</you>
<deli>"What can I get for you?"</deli>
[[Order.->bread]]
[[Walk away in hopes for someone else...->order]]
(if: $currstaff is "Jake")[(set: $craft to "exquisite")(set:$size to "huge")]
(if: $currstaff is "Lori")[(set: $craft to "neat")(set:$size to (either: "proper","huge"))]
(if: $currstaff is "Mike")[(set: $craft to "sloppy")(set:$size to (either: "tiny","proper"))]
(if: $currstaff is "Stacy")[(set: $craft to "sloppy")(set:$size to "tiny")]
(if: $currstaff is "Crystal")[(set: $craft to (either: "sloppy","neat","exquisite"))(set:$size to (either: "tiny","proper","huge"))]
(if: $currstaff is "Jamie")[(set: $craft to "neat")(set:$size to "proper")]
(if: $currstaff is "Marian")[(set: $craft to (either: "sloppy","neat"))(set:$size to (either: "tiny","huge"))]
(if: $currstaff is "Kurt")[(set: $craft to "sloppy")(set:$size to "huge")]<you>$currstaff glances over your form for a brief second.</you>
<deli>(if: $totalcount is 1)["You just want bread? Is something wrong with you? literally just $bread bread? Is that right?"(set: $cost to 0.99)(set: $quality to "bread")](else-if: $saucescount is 0 and $cheesescount is 0 and $toppingscount is 0 and $extrascount is 0)["Alright so we got $meats on $bread with nothing else. Just meat and bread. Yummy. Literally no sauce, its gonna be so dry buddy."(set: $quality to "plain")](else-if: $meatscount is 0 and $cheesescount is not 0 and $toppingscount is 0 and $extrascount is 0)["Ahhhhh a cheese sandwhich. I used to eat these a lot when I was a child, then I grew up."(set: $quality to "plain")](else-if: $meatscount is 0 and $saucescount is not 0 and $cheesescount is 0 and $toppingscount is 0 and $extrascount is 0)["....You just want a roll with sauce on it? Are you joking, or do you really want me to make this? If you're serious you should seek professional help."(set: $quality to "gross")](else-if: $meatscount is not 0 and $saucescount is 0 and $toppingscount is 0 and $extrascount is 0)["Alright so we got $meats and $cheeses on $bread with nothing else. Just meat cheese bread."(set: $quality to "plain")](else:)["Alright so we got a $meats on $bread with $sauces $cheeses $toppings $extras aaaaand that's all. Does that sound right?"(set: $quality to "good")]
(if: $totalcount is < 6)["You should try being a little more adventurous."](else-if: $totalcount is > 6 and $totalcount is < 14)["Sounds like a decent little sandwich. Should be tasty."](else-if: $totalcount is > 14 and $totalcount is < 18)["Wow that's a lot, hopefully I can squeeze it all in for you."](else-if: $totalcount is > 18)["That sounds absolutley disgusting. Are you sure?"(set: $quality to "gross")]</deli>
[[Looks good.]]
[[Oh wait, let me change something.->bread]]
(set: $drink to "")
(set: $chips to "")"This aisle is one of my favorite things about this store. The legendary aisle 8. An expansive aisle of cold, single drinks that you can grab to enjoy with your sandwich. Every once in a while they get something new or weird in, so I always try the new stuff. I have tasted every beverage in this aisle, no joke. Go on, pick something."
(set: $wait to it -1)
Soda.(click: "Soda.")[(set: $drink to it + "soda, ")(set: $totalcost to it + 1.50)(goto:"drink next")]
A soda you've never heard of and it costs more.(click: "A soda you've never heard of and it costs more.")[(set: $drink to it + "fancy soda, ")(set: $totalcost to it + 3)(goto:"drink next")]
Some fancy lemonade.(click: "Some fancy lemonade.")[(set: $drink to it + "lemonade, ")(set: $totalcost to it + 2.50)(goto:"drink next")]
Kombucha.(click: "Kombucha.")[(set: $drink to it + "Kombucha, ")(set: $totalcost to it + 5)(goto:"drink next")]
An Arizona tea.(click: "An Arizona tea.")[(set: $drink to it + "an Arizona, ")(set: $totalcost to it + 0.99)(goto:"drink next")]
Sparkling water.(click: "Sparkling water.")[(set: $drink to it + "sparkling water, ")(set: $totalcost to it + 1)(goto:"drink next")]
I'm not really thirsty.(click: "I'm not really thirsty.")[(set: $drink to "")(goto:"drink next")]
(display: "cart")
<you>An endless sea of chips and snacks fill your vision. You need some crunch to go with your sandwich. Perhaps something with a nice tang such as salt and vinegar, or maybe you want something a little bold and spicy.</you>
(set: $wait to it -1)
"I like getting a dusty chip so I can suckle the flavor off my finger tips when I'm done eating."
Salt and Vinegar.(click: "Salt and Vinegar.")[(set: $chips to it + "salt and vinegar chips, ")(goto:"chips next")]
Barbeque.(click: "Barbeque.")[(set: $chips to it + "bbq chips, ")(goto:"chips next")]
(text-style: "rumble")[FLAMIN HOT SOMETHING!](click: "FLAMIN HOT SOMETHING!")[(set: $chips to it + "some spicy boys, ")(goto:"chips next")]
Plain salt? Boring.(click: "Plain salt? Boring.")[(set: $chips to it + "plain chips, ")(goto:"chips next")]
White Cheddar Popcorn?????(click: "White Cheddar Popcorn?????")[(set: $chips to it + "popcorn, ")(goto:"chips next")]
Pretzels.(click: "Pretzels.")[(set: $chips to it + "pretzels, ")(goto:"chips next")]
No chips for me.(click: "No chips for me.")[(goto:"chips next")]
(display: "cart")"Jake is a literal god. He's somewhat tall, has short black hair, and a slim muscular figure. If you seem him back there working, do everything in your power to have him make your sandwich. Don't let fucking Marian come and take your form, because she will try her hardest to rip it from your hands and fuck up what could have been the best sandwich of your life. Jake's sandwiches have a sense of love and care that nobody elses have. They are FAT and constructed neatly. They are cut perfectly in half on the bias and wrapped up with extra napkins because he cares about you."
[[Back.->Follow me.]]
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max-width:100%;
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<img
src = "https://delitripassets.yolasite.com/resources/jake.png">
</div>"Avoid at all times. Please. Just trust me on this one. She will leave out ingredients. She will soak your bread in too much mustard. She will put less than a standard 4 oz portion of meat on your sandwich. She is a person that has lost all hope in her life, and that is reflected in the sandwiches she makes."
[[Back.->Follow me.]]
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max-width:100%;
max-height:100%;
}
</style>
<img
src = "https://delitripassets.yolasite.com/resources/Stacy.png">
</div>"New girl. Wildcard. I always like trying the new people. If they make a good sandwich then boom you have another person to trust. If not, avoid them like salmon at Applebee's in a landlocked state."
[[Back->Follow me.]]
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<img
src = "https://delitripassets.yolasite.com/resources/crystal.png">
</div>"Jamie is a bubbly blonde that is usually pretty consistent. She's very friendly, usually never messes up your sandwich, and makes some solid ones. I'm never dissapointed to see her, and she's always a safe bet in terms of quality. Size of the sandwich can vary."
[[Back.->Follow me.]]
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max-width:100%;
max-height:100%;
}
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<img
src = "https://delitripassets.yolasite.com/resources/jamie.png">
</div>"Without a doubt, Marian is my least favorite person in the store. She is a husk of a woman and has no passion or happiness left in her. Her sunken eyes always gaze across the floor until she inevitably makes eye contact with you. She is almost skeletal, and fills me with a sense of dread I have never experienced before. When she's bad, she's worse than Stacy. When she's good however, she can make a decent sandwich. I used to avoid Marian, but after an accident where I allowed her bony fingers to snatch my order form, I was mildly impressed by her sandwich. I'm giving her a chance to redeem herself, but she's on //thin// fucking ice."
[[Back.->Follow me.]]
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<img
src = "https://delitripassets.yolasite.com/resources/nancy.png">
</div>Kurt is a big ol' goofball. He somehow has 2 kids, is recovering from addiction, and has voiced multiple times to the staff here that he loves sucking dick. On his lunch breaks, he purchases a quart of milk and a family size pack of peanut butter cups. He also make a pretty solid sandwich, usually nice hefty ones. I like Kurt.
[[Back.->Follow me.]]
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max-width:100%;
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<img
src = "https://delitripassets.yolasite.com/resources/kurt.png">
</div><deli>"Alrighty, should be done in a couple minutes."</deli>
(set: $totalcost to it + $cost)
(display: "store choices")
(set: $wait to (random: 3,5))
(set: $wc to 0)
(set: $discount to false)
(set: $free to false)
(set: $wait to it -1)
(if: $wait is <= 0)[<you>It's ready.</you>
[[Grab and check out.->It's ready]]
[[I still want to wander.->store choices]]]
(else:)[<you>It's not quite ready yet.</you>
[[Back.->store choices]]]
<you>You grab your sandwich off the counter. You pick it up and can tell immediately by the weight that...</you>
{(live: 5s)[(link: "It's $size!")[(go-to: "ready2")]
(stop:)]
}
(set: $has to true)
(display: "cart")"What do you want to do while we wait?"
[[Grab a drink from aisle 8.]]
[[Get chips from aisle 1.]]
[[Wander around the store.]]
[[Check on the sandwich.]]
(display: "cart")
<you>You leave the deli, sandwich in hand, and head towards the front of the store. You see three checkstands open: checkstand 2, 4 and 5.
[[Checkstand 2]] has <lynn>Lynn</lynn>, and there's only one person in her line finishing up their transaction.
[[Checkstand 4]] has the young gentleman that welcomed you in. His line is fairly short.
[[Checkstand 5]] has <sav>Savannah</sav>. There's a few people in line with a handful of things.
</you>
(display: "cart")Meats:
Ham (click: "Ham")[(set: $meats to it + "ham, ")(set: $meatscount to it + 1)(set: $cost to it + 1)]
Turkey (click: "Turkey")[(set: $meats to it + "turkey, ")(set: $meatscount to it + 1)(set: $cost to it + 1)]
Salami (click: "Salami")[(set: $meats to it + "salami, ")(set: $meatscount to it + 1)(set: $cost to it + 1)]
Roast Beef (click: "Roast Beef")[(set: $meats to it + "roast beef, ")(set: $meatscount to it + 1)(set: $cost to it + 1)]
Prosciutto (click: "Prosciutto")[(set: $meats to it + "prosciutto, ")(set: $meatscount to it + 1)(set: $cost to it + 1)]
Mortadella (click: "Mortadella")[(set: $meats to it + "mortadella, ")(set: $meatscount to it + 1)(set: $cost to it + 1)]
(link: "Veggie (No meat)")[(set: $meats to "no meat ")(set: $meatscount to 0)(go-to: "Sauces")]
(link: "Sauces~>")[(if: $meats is "")[(set: $meats to "no meat ")](go-to: "Sauces")]Sauces:
Mustard(click: "Mustard")[(set: $sauces to it + "mustard, ")(set: $saucescount to it + 1)]
Deli mustard(click: "Deli mustard")[(set: $sauces to it + "deli mustard, ")(set: $saucescount to it + 1)]
Mayo(click: "Mayo")[(set: $sauces to it + "mayo, ")(set: $saucescount to it + 1)]
Pesto(click: "Pesto")[(set: $sauces to it + "pesto, ")(set: $saucescount to it + 1)]
Garlic Aioli(click: "Garlic Aioli")[(set: $sauces to it + "aioli, ")(set: $saucescount to it + 1)]
[[Cheeses ~>]]Toppings:
Lettuce(click: "Lettuce")[(set: $toppings to it + "lettuce, ")(set: $toppingscount to it + 1)]
Tomato(click: "Tomato")[(set: $toppings to it + "tomato, ")(set: $toppingscount to it + 1)]
Onion(click: "Onion")[(set: $toppings to it + "onion, ")(set: $toppingscount to it + 1)]
Pickles(click: "Pickles")[(set: $toppings to it + "pickles, ")(set: $toppingscount to it + 1)]
Sprouts(click: "Sprouts")[(set: $toppings to it + "sprouts, ")(set: $toppingscount to it + 1)]
Salt (click: "Salt")[(set: $toppings to it + "salt, ")(set: $toppingscount to it + 1)]
Pepper(click: "Pepper")[(set: $toppings to it + "pepper, ")(set: $toppingscount to it + 1)]
[[Extras ~>]]Cheese:
American(click: "American")[(set: $cheeses to it + "american, ")(set: $cheesescount to it + 1)(set: $cost to it + 0.5)]
Cheddar(click: "Cheddar")[(set: $cheeses to it + "cheddar, ")(set: $cheesescount to it + 1)(set: $cost to it + 0.5)]
Provolone(click: "Provolone")[(set: $cheeses to it + "provolone, ")(set: $cheesescount to it + 1)(set: $cost to it + 0.5)]
Swiss(click: "Swiss")[(set: $cheeses to it + "swiss, ")(set: $cheesescount to it + 1)(set: $cost to it + 0.5)]
Jack(click: "Jack")[(set: $cheeses to it + "jack, ")(set: $cheesescount to it + 1)(set: $cost to it + 0.5)]
Pepperjack(click: "Pepperjack")[(set: $cheeses to it + "pepperjack, ")(set: $cheesescount to it + 1)(set: $cost to it + 0.5)]
Mozzerella(click: "Mozzerella")[(set: $cheeses to it + "mozzerella, ")(set: $cheesescount to it + 1)(set: $cost to it + 0.5)]
[[Toppings ~>]]Extras: (Extra cost)
Avocado(click: "Avocado")[(set: $extras to it + "avocado, ")(set: $extrascount to it + 1)(if: $meats is not "no meat")[(set: $cost to it + 0.5)]]
Pepperoncinis(click: "Pepperoncinis")[(set: $extras to it + "pepperoncinis, ")(set: $extrascount to it + 1)(set: $cost to it + 0.25)]
Olives(click: "Olives")[(set: $extras to it + "olives, ")(set: $extrascount to it + 1)(set: $cost to it + 0.25)]
Extra meat(click: "Extra meat")[(set: $extras to it + "extra meat, ")(set: $meatscount to it * 2)(set: $cost to it + 2.5)]
Extra Cheese(click: "Extra Cheese")[(set: $extras to it + "extra cheese, ")(set: $cheesescount to it * 2)(set: $cost to it + 2.5)]
(link: "Hand it in.")[(set: $totalcount to it + $meatscount + $cheesescount + $toppingscount + $extrascount + $saucescount)(go-to: "Hand it in")]
Bread:
(link: "Sourdough roll.")[(set: $bread to it + "sourdough ")(goto: "meat")]
(link: "Soft roll.")[(set: $bread to it + "soft ")(goto: "meat")]
(link: "Dutch crunch.")[(set: $bread to it + "dutch crunch ")(goto: "meat")]
(link: "Wheat roll.")[(set: $bread to it + "wheat ")(goto: "meat")]
~~Sliced bread~~ Proper deli sandwiches have rolls.
(set: $bread to "")
(set: $cheeses to "")
(set: $meats to "")
(set: $sauces to "")
(set: $toppings to "")
(set: $extras to "")
(set: $cheesescount to 0)
(set: $meatscount to 0)
(set: $saucescount to 0)
(set: $toppingscount to 0)
(set: $extrascount to 0)
(set: $totalcount to 1)
(set: $cost to 5.99)
(set: $totalcost to 0)
(if: $chips is "plain chips, ")["Damn that's kinda boring. I respect it though, it's a pure potato chip. I like putting those on the sandwich to give it some crunch."(set: $totalcost to it + 1.5)](else-if: $chips is "popcorn, ")["That's not really a chip, but hey you do you. I'm sure its still good. Kinda weird though."(set: $totalcost to it + 2.50)](else-if: $chips is "pretzels, ")["I guess that's kind of a chip. But I don't blame you, I fucking LOVE pretzels. I could destroy a giant bag of them within milliseconds. I'm not even exaggerating."(set: $totalcost to it + 2.50)](else-if: $chips is "")[Well you don't have to decide now, just think about it.](else:)[Hell yeah sounds good. Let's check out some other stuff.(set: $totalcost to it + 1.50)]
[[Back.->store choices]]
(display: "cart")<you>A sandwich wouldn't be complete without its beverage sidekick. This is an often overlooked part of lunch. The perfect drink will compliment your meal excellently and refresh you at the same time.</you>
[[Back.->store choices]]
(display: "cart")(if: $a7 is true)["C'mon, we don't need any of this stuff right now."
[[Back.->Wander around the store.]]](else:)[<you>You walk down aisle 7 and admire the vast selection of local wines, all native to Sonoma and Napa county. They have anything you could ever want. Directly across from the wine however is a small ice cream section featuring many specialty products like knock off dippin dots, along with popular brands. Down at the end of aisle 7 you see a [[young man->zp2]] wearing a big jacket, filling up the craft beer section.</you>]
(set: $a7 to true)(if: $br is true)[<you>You see pallets of Gatorade, bottled water, flour, and random piles of beverages. It feels weird to be standing with all of the extra inventory, most people don't really hang out in the back room of the grocery store. For your friend however, it has become a safe space to chat with all of the friendly employees. Also, the produce guy is back there cleaning corn and glancing at you uncomfortably.
[[Back.->Wander around the store.]]](else:)[
"Let's go to the breakroom real fast, I wonder who's back there."
<you>You two push your way through the free swinging double doors into the back room. It feels like you aren't supposed to be there but that's the only way to get to the bathroom, so everyone walks back there. Your friends eyes meet with a girls through the tiny breakroom window.</you>
["SAVANNAAAAAAAAAAAH"]
[["YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS MY FUCKING ''BOY''"->sp2]]<you>, she screams.</you>
]
(set: $discount to true)
(set: $br to true)
(if: $a1 is true)[<you>Smaller grocery stores are interesting in terms of how they must manage space. Your typical store will probably just have bread or cereal on the first aisle. Here, you have gourmet cheeses, olives, produce, refrigerated juices, meat product substitutes, dairy, eggs, and chips, all living together as one big happy family. The genius of aisle 1 is that it contains most essential things that people need, helping to decrease shopping time and improve the customer's experience. Additionally, this aisle spans from the entrance, all the way down to the backroom with out any interruptions, making the small store feel much larger and more welcoming.</you>](else:)[<you>You two end up wandering into the produce section to kill time. You look at the avocados and notice not only are they wildly expensive, they are completely green and rock hard. A frail older woman wearing an apron walks past you and says hi. She was the one that welcomed you and your friend in.</you>
<lynn>"Hey guys! How's your day?"</lynn>
"It's ok, how are you Lynn?"
<lynn>"I'm good! But I have a quick question, do you know what these are? I always forget."</lynn>
"Yeah that's celery."
<lynn>"Oh yeah haha thats right".</lynn> She walks back to the checkstand celery in hand.
"Thats Lynn. Shes pretty ditsy and will find any chance to insert herself into your conversation. I also heard that one time in the breakroom, she took her socks and shoes off and just started clipping her toe nails while people were eating. Nasty."]
[[Wander more.->Wander around the store.]]
(set: $wc to it + 1)
(set: $wait to it -1)
(set: $a1 to true)<you>She runs up and gives your friend a huge hug.</you>
"Savannah, this is $name, $name, this is Savannah."
<sav>"Yoo whats up."</sav>
<you>"Not much."
Your friend and Savannah start catching up and laughing at each other's stories. At one point she starts ranting to you about her coworker Lynn and starts telling some wild story about her that she didn't know what cabbage looked like.</you>
"Alright Savannah, we gotta make our rounds and get $name introduced to everyone. I'll see you soon."
<sav>"Ok bye! Nice to meet you $name! If you come through my line I'll hook you up with the employee discount."</you>
[[SICK!->Wander around the store.]]
(set: $wc to it + 1)
(set: $wait to it -1)"Yo that's my boy <zach>Zach</zach>! He's one of my best friends AND his family also owns the store! I guess that's another reason why I'm so devoted to this place. Let's go annoy him."
<you>Zach's face is buried in the cooler as he stocks beers. "Excuse me", your friend says in his best customer voice.</you>
<zach>"Yea-"</zach><you> Zach turns around and immediately stops and furrows his brow when he notices who it is.</you>
<zach>"Ughhh I hate you haha. What's up?"</zach>
"Just getting some sandwiches. Oh Zach, this is my buddy $name."
<zach>"Nice to meet you. What kind of sammy did you get? I have to ask, we're all sandwich connoisseurs here."</zach>
[[Tell him in explicit detail.->zp3]]
[[Be vague.->zp3]]
<zach>(if: $quality is "bread")["That's not really a sandwich dude. Why would you just order bread?"](else:)["That sounds pretty $quality."]
(if: $quality is "good")["Here $name, take this, its a filled out sandwich stampcard, you'll get yours for free if you hand it in."</zach>
<you>THANKS!</you>(set: $free to true)](else:)[<zach>"If you ordered something a little better sounding maybe I would've given you a stampcard for a free one haha. Maybe next time. But nice to meet you $name, I gotta get back to stocking these shelves."</zach>
:(]
[[Back.->Wander around the store.]]
(set: $wc to it +1)
(set: $wait to it -1)(if: $currstaff is "Bad Lori")["WHAT DID I TELL YOU? You could have waited for someone else, but nooooo you let Bad Lori make it. It's gonna be super sloppy too and probably won't be cut evenly. If you got something good on there hopefully it's salvageable."](else-if: $size is "tiny")["I tried to warn you dude, you should have known the risks when $currstaff made your sandwich. Hopefully it's not super sloppy."](else-if: $size is "proper")["Nice, that seems like a solid one. Looks like $currstaff did solid work. It could maybe be a little bigger but I wouldn't complain."](else-if: $currstaff is "Jake")[Yup, that's typical for Jake. He always does incredible work. No matter what you got on that sandwich it will taste like heaven."](else-if: $size is "huge")["Holy shit that's a big one. It should be super good! I hope for your sake it's not super sloppy."]
<you>$currstaff walks back over to the counter.</you>
<deli>"Do you have a stamp card?"</deli>
(if: $free is false)[(link: "No...")[(go-to: "ready3")]](else:)[(link: "Yes!")[(go-to: "ready3")]]
(display: "cart")<deli>(if: $free is false)["No problem, I'll start one for you."(set:$totalcost to it + $cost)](else:)["Nice, it's full too so this one is free. I'll put a new sticker on it so they don't charge you."]</deli>
<you>Time to</you> [[checkout.->Check out]]
(display: "cart")Your cart:
(if:$has is true)[sandwich, ](if: $drink is not "")[$drink](if: $chips is not "")[$chips](if:$mentos is true)[ mentos,](if:$meat is true)[ Angel's meat,]...
$(print: $totalcost.toFixed(2))"Why are you going through <lynn>Lynn's</lynn> line??? I always go through <sav>Savannah's.</sav> Whatever though."
<you><lynn>Lynn</lynn> starts scanning your items from the belt.</you><lynn>
(if: $free is true)["Oooo looks like we got a free sandwich today!"(set: $totalcost to it - $cost)]
(if: $free is true and $chips is "" and $drink is "")["It's your lucky day!You're leaving without paying a penny! Have a good day, enjoy your lunch."](else:)["Alrighty so we got some $chips $drink(if:$mentos is true)[ mentos,](if:$meat is true)[ some meat,] and finally the sandwich. Your total comes out to $(print: $totalcost.toFixed(2))"]</lynn>
<span class='audio-stop'>[[Pay.]]</span><sav>(if: $discount is true)["Ayoo whats up $name."]</sav>
<you><sav>Savannah</sav> starts scanning your items from the belt.<you><sav>
(if: $free is true)["Oooo looks like we got a free one today!"(set: $totalcost to it - $cost)]
(if: $free is true and $chips is "" and $drink is "" and $mentos is false and $meat is false)["Well, I dont have anything to ring you up for, so later! Enjoy your free sandwich!"](else:)["Alrighty so we got some $chips $drink(if:$mentos is true)[ mentos,](if:$meat is true)[ some meat,] and finally the sandwich. Your total comes out to $(print: $totalcost.toFixed(2))"]
(if: $discount is true)[(set: $new to $totalcost * 0.85)"Wait don't put your card in yet, I'll give you my discount. Your new total is $(print: $new.toFixed(2))."]</sav>
<span class='audio-stop'>[[Thank her and pay.->Pay.]]</span>
"It's finally time, all journeys must come to an end. Let's sit outside and eat."
<you>
{(live: 5s)[(transition: "dissolve")[You unwrap your sandwich gently. (if:$craft is "neat")[It looks pretty well made, and very neat.](if:$craft is "sloppy")[Fucking $currstaff. It's very sloppily made. I hope it tastes better than it looks.](if:$craft is "exquisite")[Just...WOW! This looks exquisite. I love you $currstaff, this is the best looking sandwich I've ever seen in my life.]]
(stop:)]
}
{(live: 10s)[(transition: "dissolve")[You take the first bite...]
(stop:)]
}
{(live: 15s)[(transition: "dissolve")[(link: "Oh my god...")[That's incredible.]
(stop:)]]
}
</you>
{(live: 20s)[(transition: "dissolve")["Pretty good right? They always do a solid job, even if you get the shitty staff. I'm just a little biased because I've been coming here so long, but even the worst sandwich here is delicious. Everybody has different tastes, and thats ok. (if:$quality is "bread")[I still don't know why you just ordered bread but whatever, it's good bread at least."](else-if:$quality is "plain" or $quality is "gross")[To me, your sandwich sounds $quality, but whatever, it's not mine."](else:)[I think you have pretty good tastes actually. You did well."]]
(stop:)]
}
<you>
{(live: 30s)[(transition: "dissolve")[You work your way through the sandwich rather quick, and as the last of the taste leaves your tongue, you long for more. Nothing will replace the taste of that first bite, so all you can do now keep trying to get that momentary sense of pleasure where everything is right in the world and the only thing that matters is how good your sandwich is. You've met some very nice and...interesting people, and their impact on you has only made your sandwich taste that much better.]
(stop:)]
}
{(live: 40s)[(transition: "dissolve")[The end has come, but...(click: " but...")[ you could always come back tomorrow.]
]
(stop:)]
}
</you>
<audio src = "https://delitripassets.yolasite.com/resources/Holland%20Patent%20Public%20Library%20-%20Nana%20Theme.mp3" autoplay><span class='audio-stop'>[[stop]]</span>Double-click this passage to edit it.(if: $wc is 0)["Where do you wanna go first?"](else-if: $wc is < 5)["Where to now? If we wander around more we might run into some people I know. I'll introduce you."](else:)["Maybe we should check on the sandwiches."]
(if: $a1 is true)[(link: "Aisle 1, again")[(go-to:"Lynn")]](else:)[(link: "Aisle 1")[(go-to:"Lynn")]] (produce, dairy, eggs, chips)
[[Aisle 3]] (candy, crackers, juice)
[[Aisle 5]] (paper goods, cleaning supplies, pet food)
(if: $a7 is true)[(link: "Aisle 7, again")[(go-to:"Zach")]](else:)[(link: "Aisle 7")[(go-to:"Zach")]] (wine, craft beer, ice cream, frozen meals)
(if: $meat is false)[(link: "Get some meat.")[(go-to:"The Meat Department")]](else:)[(link: "The Meat Department")[(go-to:"The Meat Department")] (meat, duh)]
(if: $br is true)[(link: "The Back room, again")[(go-to:"Savannah")]](else:)[(link: "The Back room")[(go-to:"Savannah")]] (F O R B I D D E N)
[[Nevermind.->store choices]]
(display: "cart")(if: $mentos is true)[
"You have already made your decision. There is no going [[back.->Wander around the store.]]"
](else:)["Alright $name, I have an extremely important test for you. I need you to answer a single question. There is no right or wrong, but your answer will tell me every intricate detail of who you really are on the inside, regardless of whatever you may think or know about yourself. Are you a happy person? A good friend? A passionate lover? Someone I cant trust? Someone I should //fear//? All will become apparent to me momentarily, I just need you to answer this one teensy tiny question."
"Are you ready? Or are you too afraid?"
[[I'm ready.->A32]]
[[I am very scared...->A3end]]]
<you> The entire aisle is empty. All the idiots started panicking over 'rona and bought literally everything.</you>
[[Back.->Wander around the store.]]
(set: $wc to it + 1)
(set: $wait to it -1)(if: $meat is false)[<angel>"Well well well, look who came crawling back to me. I knew you'd be back, so I already got some wrapped up for you. Take it and SCRAM."</angel>(set: $totalcost to it + 10)
(set: $meat to true)
[[um ok thanks.->Wander around the store.]]
](else-if: $meat is true)[<angel>"There is nothing left for you here $name. I've already given you my meat, what else could you possibly want?"</angel>
[[I'm so sorry.->Wander around the store.]] ](else:)[
<you> You both walk over to the meat department. A couple employees are in the back preoccupied. A young, skinny, kid is stuffing sausages into their casings, and another gentleman with a dark beard and glasses is walking around pretending a raw pork tenderloin is his penis. He is not wearing gloves.</you>
"Go ring the stupid bell a bunch to get their attention."
(set: $ring to 0)
(link-repeat: "Ring the bell.")[(set: $ring to it + 1)<script>audio.play()</script> (if: $ring is 8)[
(text-style: "rumble")[ [["OK OK I HEAR YOU I'M COMING!"->meat2]] ] ]]
]
(set: $wc to it + 1)
(set: $wait to it -1)
<script>var audio = new Audio("https://delitripassets.yolasite.com/resources/bell.mp3");</script>
"Which flavor of Mentos do you prefer?"
[[Mint.]]
[[Fruit.]]
(set: $totalcost to it + 1.50)
(set: $wc to it + 1)
(set: $wait to it -1)"[[So be it.->Wander around the store.]]"
(set: $wc to it + 1)
(set: $wait to it -1)<you> You reach out and grab the roll of mint Mentos from your friend's extended hand.</you>
"[[Interesting choice.->Wander around the store.]]"
(set: $mentos to true)
(set: $wc to it + 1)
(set: $wait to it -1)<you> You reach out and grab the roll of fruit Mentos from your friend's extended hand.</you>
"[[I see now.->Wander around the store.]]"
(set: $mentos to true)
(set: $wc to it + 1)
(set: $wait to it -1)<angel>"Oh hey man, didn't realize it was you. Anything I can get for ya out of the case?"</angel>
"No we're good, just taking my friend $name around the store to meet everybody, they've never been here."
<angel>"Well nice to meet ya $name, I'm Angel, or you can call me Angelo if you want. What can I do to talk you into taking some meat home? We got New Yorks on sale, and uhhh I got these things over here called the 'Cowboy Up'. It's a giant chicken breast stuffed with cheese, BBQ sauce, bacon, and then the whole things is wrapped in more bacon. They're disgustingly large and delicious. Both are only ten bucks a pound right now. So what'll it be?"</angel>
[[Sorry, I don't need any meat right now.->meat3]]<angel>"Alright man I see how it is. Come talk to me again and we can work something out, my meat is always available for you, if you're picking up what I'm laying down."</angel>
(set: $meat to false)
[[Back.->Wander around the store.]]"That's my boy <jake>Jacob</jake>, he's one of the owners sons and a big homie. I've known him and the family that owns the store since I was a kid, we all went to school together. Him and his younger brother <zach>Zach</zach> are good friends. Lets go wait for him."
<you>You two wait in line for your turn, then Jacob starts grabbing your items off the belt.</you>
<jake>"Hey man, how's it goin?"</jake>
"Not too bad, this is my friend $name, it's their first time, so we're getting some sandwiches."
<jake>"Very cool, nice to meet you $name. Who's making it?"</jake>
[[$currstaff->c4pt2]]<jake>(if: $currstaff is "Jake")["Good, you won't be dissapointed. He's the best one back there."](else-if: $currstaff is (either: "Lori", "Jamie"))["Nice, I like $currstaff, she does a pretty good job."](else-if: $currstaff is "Stacy")["I'm sorry."](else:)["Ehhh, I don't always trust $currstaff. Good luck though."]
(if: $free is true)["Oh nice, it's free at least."(set: $totalcost to it - $cost)]
"So it looks like we got some $chips $drink(if:$mentos is true)[ mentos,](if:$meat is true)[ some meat,] and finally the sandwich. Your total comes out to $(print: $totalcost.toFixed(2))"
(if: $discount is true)[(set: $new to $totalcost * 0.85)"Oh wait, let me hook you up with the employee discount real fast, since you know my friend here. Alrighty, so that's gonna be $(print: $new.toFixed(2)) now."]</jake>
<span class='audio-stop'>[[Thank him and pay.->Pay.]]</span>