Current Conditions: Lovesick

Welcome to Take Me Out: The Official ITV Obituary Epitaph Eulogy Tribute! As a fan of heteronormativity, charmingly bad improvised patter, and horrific structural violence, I am often consumed by indescribable despair upon realising there won't be any new episodes of Take Me Out.

In order to cope I have made this game that allows you access to the authentic experience of being a part of the show any time that you need to!

Before we proceed it's time for your friend Paddy McGuinness to make an important contribution.

"Let the audience see the content warnings"(There's really nothing more to the catchphrases than this.)

I have this thing about the amount of prominence given to content warnings and would like to skip them.