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<<cacheaudio "term" "https://sites.google.com/site/mightymattsite/upload/term.wav">>/%this is a test%/ RanDim Chat clients for Gigployee #3-12-5-22-5-18
Client 1: INVALID: Glorbish questions require additional translation fee.
Client 2: <<linkreplace "LOAD MESSAGE">>LOCATION:X34.oc.03 "Hello random person. Work has been stressful lately, and I'm still a few years away from earning my first vacation day. When customers are screaming at me about our store policy, which I CANNOT change, against public displays of affection, I like to imagine how I would use my vacation day. So please assist my imagination: where would you spend your vacation day on your dimension?"<</linkreplace>>
Client 3: INVALID: Suspected hacking attempt.
Client 4: INVALID: Content violates Pilcrow Corp. Rules and Policies.
Client 5: <<linkreplace "LOAD MESSAGE">>LOCATION:X34.oy.58 "Greetings being or beings from beyond the invisible veil that separates us. We have paid the proper credits in order to ask for your help in our study on foreign understanding of transdimensional relations. We would vibrate with gratitude if you would answer the following question: how do the majority of intelligent organisms view communication with other dimensions?"<</linkreplace>>
Client 6: INVALID: Suspected hacking attempt.
Client 7: LOCATION: <<linkreplace "LOAD MESSAGE">>X34.oe.36 "Hey, I need help with my homework. I need to evaluate f(10)-f(3) when f(x) equals 5x+3. I tried submitting 1 but it wasn't right. What's the answer and how did you solve it?"<</linkreplace>>
Submit each question to a different dimension.
Client 2:<<textbox "$DimA" "" "Your shift: Answers">>
Client 5:<<textbox "$DimB" "" "Your shift: Answers">>
Client 7:<<textbox "$DimC" "" "Your shift: Answers">>
[[Submit|Your shift: Answers]]
<<linkreplace "RUN VIRUS SCAN">><<audio term play>> No viruses detected <</linkreplace>>
Addendum: Due to reports of suspicious messages, Pilcrow has updated your proxyrunning device with a virus scanner. Please run the virus scanner if you see any suspicious messages, and it will remove them from your proxyrunning device./% checks for blank box %/<<if $DimA is "" or $DimB is "" or $DimC is "">>
Error: System has detected at least one blank textbox. Please refresh to try again. [[Refresh.|Your shift: Questions]]
/% checks for dupicate question %/<<elseif $DimA is "Hello random person. Work has been stressful lately, and I'm still a few years away from earning my first vacation day. When customers are screaming at me about our store policy, which I CANNOT change, against public displays of affection, I like to imagine how I would use my vacation day. So please assist my imagination: where would you spend your vacation day on your dimension?" or $DimB is "Greetings being or beings from beyond the invisible veil that separates us. We have paid the proper credits in order to ask for your help in our study on foreign understanding of transdimensional relations. We would vibrate with gratitude if you would answer the following question: how do the majority of intelligent organisms view communication with other dimensions?" or $DimC is "Hey, I need help with my homework. I need to evaluate f(10)-f(3) when f(x) equals 5x+3. I tried submitting 1 but it wasn't right. What's the answer and how did you solve it?">>
Error: System has detected one or more questions set to return to their original dimension. All questions must be sent to a new dimension. Please refresh to try again.
[[Refresh.|Your shift: Questions]]
/% Path A From to, 12, 23, 31 %/ <<elseif $DimA is "Hey, I need help with my homework. I need to evaluate f(10)-f(3) when f(x) equals 5x+3. I tried submitting 1 but it wasn't right. What's the answer and how did you solve it?" and $DimB is "Hello random person. Work has been stressful lately, and I'm still a few years away from earning my first vacation day. When customers are screaming at me about our store policy, which I CANNOT change, against public displays of affection, I like to imagine how I would use my vacation day. So please assist my imagination: where would you spend your vacation day on your dimension?" and $DimC is "Greetings being or beings from beyond the invisible veil that separates us. We have paid the proper credits in order to ask for your help in our study on foreign understanding of transdimensional relations. We would vibrate with gratitude if you would answer the following question: how do the majority of intelligent organisms view communication with other dimensions?">>
Messages sent. Responses have arrived below.
<span id="hack1"><<timed 6s t8n>><<audio BC play>>Client(-1): Greetings Gigployee #3-12-5-22-5-18.<<next 2s>> <<audio BC stop>> Let me cut to the chase.<<next 2s>> Pilcrow has had a monopoly in this sector for far too long. My employer is developing a competing service. My employer is willing to offer you a job offer as a full or part time employee--<<next 5s>>that is no typo it is em not gig<<next 2s>>—as well as full protection from any goons Pilcrow may send at you in exchange for your assistance. My employer needs a sample of any message currently coming from another dimension. HOWEVER:<<next 4s>> you MUST remove the tracking nega-encoded in the messages by deleting every single space in the message.<<next 2s>> Example: if a message from a dimension was Hello there in quotation marks, you would need to send us Hellothere.<<next 3s>> That is the only way you do not get discovered in the short term for aiding my employer.<<next 3s>> This may be tricky, I recomend you open up an external word proccessor and remove the spaces in there.<<next 3s>> MESSAGE END <</timed>></span>
Client 2 response: <<linkreplace "LOAD MESSAGE">>"It has been a while since I’ve had to do algebra. I hope my explanation makes sense. Luckily, this problem doesn’t seem that hard. F(x) is the solution to the equation you are given when x has the value equal the number in parenthesis. For example, f(2) would replace the x with 2, so you would have 5(2)+3. You need to take the solution when x equals 10 and subtract it from the solution when x equals 3. I think the reason you got 1 was by solving for x when 10-3 equals 5x+3, which is not what the question is asking. That should be enough for you to solve the question on your own. Figuring it out yourself is best so that you don’t get stuck on future problems. Good luck!"<</linkreplace>>
Client 5 response: <<linkreplace "LOAD MESSAGE">>"We hope this question benefits you, since we ask it while knowing we will receive no response. Why do you, or the ones in charge of your time, not structure a rest and work cycle that grants you satisfaction? We are fortunate enough to contain the knowledge of what a vacation is from previous transdimensional research. In short, we have no additional time period set aside to replace work with rest, and thus, no locations dedicated to such a period. We believe such an answer will be unsatisfying from our analyzed intent of the question. To rectify this, we have engineered a similar yet alternative question designed for us to provide a more satisfactory answer. Question: Where would we direct a foreign traveler to go with the intent of rest, and enjoyment? Our answer: The Yellow Ooze. Reason: The terrain is soft, navigation is simple, and the area contains extremely low levels of resources for intelligent creatures to war over."<</linkreplace>>
Client 7 response: <<linkreplace "LOAD MESSAGE">>"Chatting with other dimensions is AMAZING! I can’t wait until I can afford my own receiver so I don’t have to keep renting a Pilcrowbox. But it’s not just me and other Wazzjats. Clemuites love it! Ops love it! Giant Intelligent Snow Crabs love it, but waterproof receivers are expensive to make and break down a lot, so they usually just hire a Clemuite to deliver messages for them. Hope that helps your research!"<</linkreplace>>
Submit each answer to a different dimension.
Client 2:<<textbox "$DimA2" "" "Your shift: Customer Evaluation">>
Client 5:<<textbox "$DimB2" "" "Your shift: Customer Evaluation">>
Client 7:<<textbox "$DimC2" "" "Your shift: Customer Evaluation">>
<span id="hackbox"><<timed 8s t8n>>Client(-1):<<textbox "$DimH" "" "Your shift: Customer Evaluation">><</timed>></span>
[[Submit|Your shift: Customer Evaluation]]
<<linkreplace "RUN VIRUS SCAN">><<audio alert play>>Virus detected and removed.
<<remove "#hack1">> <<remove "#hackbox">> <</linkreplace>>
/% Path B From to, 13, 21, 32 %/<<elseif $DimA is "Greetings being or beings from beyond the invisible veil that separates us. We have paid the proper credits in order to ask for your help in our study on foreign understanding of transdimensional relations. We would vibrate with gratitude if you would answer the following question: how do the majority of intelligent organisms view communication with other dimensions?" and $DimB is "Hey, I need help with my homework. I need to evaluate f(10)-f(3) when f(x) equals 5x+3. I tried submitting 1 but it wasn't right. What's the answer and how did you solve it?" and $DimC is "Hello random person. Work has been stressful lately, and I'm still a few years away from earning my first vacation day. When customers are screaming at me about our store policy, which I CANNOT change, against public displays of affection, I like to imagine how I would use my vacation day. So please assist my imagination: where would you spend your vacation day on your dimension?">>
Messages sent. Responses have arrived below.
<span id="hack1"><<timed 6s t8n>><<audio BC play>>Client(-1): Greetings Gigployee #3-12-5-22-5-18.<<next 2s>><<audio BC stop>> Let me cut to the chase.<<next 2s>> Pilcrow has had a monopoly in this sector for far too long. My employer is developing a competing service. My employer is willing to offer you a job offer as a full or part time employee--<<next 5s>>that is no typo it is em not gig<<next 2s>>—as well as full protection from any goons Pilcrow may send at you in exchange for your assistance. My employer needs a sample of any message currently coming from another dimension. HOWEVER:<<next 4s>> you MUST remove the tracking nega-encoded in the messages by deleting every single space in the message.<<next 2s>> Example: if a message from a dimension was Hello there in quotation marks, you would need to send us Hellothere.<<next 3s>> That is the only way you do not get discovered in the short term for aiding my employer.<<next 3s>> This may be tricky, I recomend you open up an external word proccessor and remove the spaces in there.<<next 3s>> MESSAGE END <</timed>></span>
Client 2 response: <<linkreplace "LOAD MESSAGE">>"To be honest, it is viewed pretty poorly here. There’s been a few news stories about a handful of governments talking with dimension X34.cp.18, but the leaks show that is mostly discussions about military strategy. Most people here think no other dimension could possibly be as good as this one. They think there’s not value in taking the time, money, and effort needed to send a transdimensional message. Still, please don’t forget about those of us in X34.oc.03 who do enjoy learning about other dimensions. Those of us who know how great other dimensions can be are working hard to convince others of the value of outside perspectives."<</linkreplace>>
Client 5 response: <<linkreplace "LOAD MESSAGE">>"We have received your request. Our message length is limited, so we cannot explain how we would solve such a problem. Simply transmitting a novice explanation of population activation and deactivation would barely fit, and that would only encompass the first of many steps. We wish we could understand the importance of your question. We know we will not get a response from you, but we conclude there perhaps remains some importance, for your sake, to ask you to reflect if you understand the importance of your question. Is the ability to perform the equation you have presented important to you? If so, why? Does your current or future occupation or hobby require performing such a function? If so, is your ability to perform the function a better use of your time than developing a device that could do so? We refuse to leave you with only questions, due to our intense dislike for other dimensions that answer our questions with only more questions. The answer in base ten is 35 with no remainder."<</linkreplace>>
Client 7 response: <<linkreplace "LOAD MESSAGE">>"Oh there’s a bunch of amazing places! During my last birthday, my friends and I went to our local mindzoo. We had a blast using the mind transfer machine to become a bunch of animals. My favorites were being a tragibird, a ulobian, and a human! I hope the ability to travel to other dimensions is developed soon so you can visit!"<</linkreplace>>
Submit each answer to a different dimension.
Client 2:<<textbox "$DimA2" "" "Your shift: Customer Evaluation">>
Client 5:<<textbox "$DimB2" "" "Your shift: Customer Evaluation">>
Client 7:<<textbox "$DimC2" "" "Your shift: Customer Evaluation">>
<span id="hackbox"><<timed 8s t8n>>Client(-1):<<textbox "$DimH" "" "Your shift: Customer Evaluation">><</timed>></span>
[[Submit|Your shift: Customer Evaluation]]
<<linkreplace "RUN VIRUS SCAN">><<audio alert play>>Virus detected and removed.
<<remove "#hack1">> <<remove "#hackbox">> <</linkreplace>>
<<else>>
Error: System has detected irregularities in submitted questions. Please ensure there were no quotation marks in the textbox. Please ensure you copied the full message from one client into the text box of a different client. Please make sure no spaces were accidently added. Please refresh to try again.
[[Refresh.|Your shift: Questions]]
<</if>>/% checks for blank box %/<<if $DimA2 is "" or $DimB2 is "" or $DimC2 is "">>
Error: System has detected at least one blank textbox. Please refresh to try again. [[Refresh.|Your shift: Answers]]
/% checks for dupicate question %/<<elseif $DimA2 is "It has been a while since I’ve had to do algebra. I hope my explanation makes sense. Luckily, this problem doesn’t seem that hard. F(x) is the solution to the equation you are given when x has the value equal the number in parenthesis. For example, f(2) would replace the x with 2, so you would have 5(2)+3. You need to take the solution when x equals 10 and subtract it from the solution when x equals 3. I think the reason you got 1 was by solving for x when 10-3 equals 5x+3, which is not what the question is asking. That should be enough for you to solve the question on your own. Figuring it out yourself is best so that you don’t get stuck on future problems. Good luck!" or $DimA2 is "To be honest, it is viewed pretty poorly here. There’s been a few news stories about a handful of governments talking with dimension X34.cp.18, but the leaks show that is mostly discussions about military strategy. Most people here think no other dimension could possibly be as good as this one. They think there’s not value in taking the time, money, and effort needed to send a transdimensional message. Still, please don’t forget about those of us in X34.oc.03 who do enjoy learning about other dimensions. Those of us who know how great other dimensions can be are working hard to convince others of the value of outside perspectives." or $DimB2 is "We hope this question benefits you, since we ask it while knowing we will receive no response. Why do you, or the ones in charge of your time, not structure a rest and work cycle that grants you satisfaction? We are fortunate enough to contain the knowledge of what a vacation is from previous transdimensional research. In short, we have no additional time period set aside to replace work with rest, and thus, no locations dedicated to such a period. We believe such an answer will be unsatisfying from our analyzed intent of the question. To rectify this, we have engineered a similar yet alternative question designed for us to provide a more satisfactory answer. Question: Where would we direct a foreign traveler to go with the intent of rest, and enjoyment? Our answer: The Yellow Ooze. Reason: The terrain is soft, navigation is simple, and the area contains extremely low levels of resources for intelligent creatures to war over." or $DimB2 is "We have received your request. Our message length is limited, so we cannot explain how we would solve such a problem. Simply transmitting a novice explanation of population activation and deactivation would barely fit, and that would only encompass the first of many steps. We wish we could understand the importance of your question. We know we will not get a response from you, but we conclude there perhaps remains some importance, for your sake, to ask you to reflect if you understand the importance of your question. Is the ability to perform the equation you have presented important to you? If so, why? Does your current or future occupation or hobby require performing such a function? If so, is your ability to perform the function a better use of your time than developing a device that could do so? We refuse to leave you with only questions, due to our intense dislike for other dimensions that answer our questions with only more questions. The answer in base ten is 35 with no remainder." or $DimC2 is "Chatting with other dimensions is AMAZING! I can’t wait until I can afford my own receiver so I don’t have to keep renting a Pilcrowbox. But it’s not just me and other Wazzjats. Clemuites love it! Ops love it! Giant Intelligent Snow Crabs love it, but waterproof receivers are expensive to make and break down a lot, so they usually just hire a Clemuite to deliver messages for them. Hope that helps your research!" or $DimC2 is "Oh there’s a bunch of amazing places! During my last birthday, my friends and I went to our local mindzoo. We had a blast using the mind transfer machine to become a bunch of animals. My favorites were being a tragibird, a ulobian, and a human! I hope the ability to travel to other dimensions is developed soon so you can visit!">>Error: System has detected one or more questions set to return to their original dimension. All questions must be sent to a new dimension. Please refresh to try again.
[[Refresh.|Your shift: Answers]]
/% path A correct, so 2 to 1,3 to 2, 1 to 3%/<<elseif $DimA2 is "We hope this question benefits you, since we ask it while knowing we will receive no response. Why do you, or the ones in charge of your time, not structure a rest and work cycle that grants you satisfaction? We are fortunate enough to contain the knowledge of what a vacation is from previous transdimensional research. In short, we have no additional time period set aside to replace work with rest, and thus, no locations dedicated to such a period. We believe such an answer will be unsatisfying from our analyzed intent of the question. To rectify this, we have engineered a similar yet alternative question designed for us to provide a more satisfactory answer. Question: Where would we direct a foreign traveler to go with the intent of rest, and enjoyment? Our answer: The Yellow Ooze. Reason: The terrain is soft, navigation is simple, and the area contains extremely low levels of resources for intelligent creatures to war over." and $DimB2 is "Chatting with other dimensions is AMAZING! I can’t wait until I can afford my own receiver so I don’t have to keep renting a Pilcrowbox. But it’s not just me and other Wazzjats. Clemuites love it! Ops love it! Giant Intelligent Snow Crabs love it, but waterproof receivers are expensive to make and break down a lot, so they usually just hire a Clemuite to deliver messages for them. Hope that helps your research!" and $DimC2 is "It has been a while since I’ve had to do algebra. I hope my explanation makes sense. Luckily, this problem doesn’t seem that hard. F(x) is the solution to the equation you are given when x has the value equal the number in parenthesis. For example, f(2) would replace the x with 2, so you would have 5(2)+3. You need to take the solution when x equals 10 and subtract it from the solution when x equals 3. I think the reason you got 1 was by solving for x when 10-3 equals 5x+3, which is not what the question is asking. That should be enough for you to solve the question on your own. Figuring it out yourself is best so that you don’t get stuck on future problems. Good luck!">>/% GoodpathA Win %/
Customer Evaluation:
Client 2: I got an interesting answer to my question, but in an odd manner. Not what I expected, but it gave me something to think about. Also, I think I was able to help someone with math? You never know what you may be asked, so be prepared. Highly satisfied.
Client 5: {Comment field was left blank by client} Rating: Highly satisfied.
Client 7: I had fun answering the question! I didn’t get the answer I wanted, but I appreciated how they still tried to help. Rating: Highly satisfied.
<<if $DimH is "IthasbeenawhilesinceI’vehadtodoalgebra.Ihopemyexplanationmakessense.Luckily,thisproblemdoesn’tseemthathard.F(x)isthesolutiontotheequationyouaregivenwhenxhasthevalueequalthenumberinparenthesis.Forexample,f(2)wouldreplacethexwith2,soyouwouldhave5*2+3.Youneedtotakethesolutionwhenxequals10andsubtractitfromthesolutionwhenxequals3.Ithinkthereasonyougot1wasbysolvingforxwhen10-3equals5x+3,whichisnotwhatthequestionisasking.Thatshouldbeenoughforyoutosolvethequestiononyourown.Figuringitoutyourselfisbestsothatyoudon’tgetstuckonfutureproblems.Goodluck!" or $DimH is "Wehopethisquestionbenefitsyou,sinceweaskitwhileknowingwewillreceivenoresponse.Whydoyou,ortheonesinchargeofyourtime,notstructurearestandworkcyclethatgrantsyousatisfaction?Wearefortunateenoughtocontaintheknowledgeofwhatavacationisfromprevioustransdimensionalresearch.Inshort,wehavenoadditionaltimeperiodsetasidetoreplaceworkwithrest,andthus,nolocationsdedicatedtosuchaperiod.Webelievesuchananswerwillbeunsatisfyingfromouranalyzedintentofthequestion.Torectifythis,wehaveengineeredasimilaryetalternativequestiondesignedforustoprovideamoresatisfactoryanswer.Question:Wherewouldwedirectaforeigntravelertogowiththeintentofrest,andenjoyment?Ouranswer:TheYellowOoze.Reason:Theterrainissoft,navigationissimple,andtheareacontainsextremelylowlevelsofresourcesforintelligentcreaturestowarover." or $DimH is "ChattingwithotherdimensionsisAMAZING!Ican’twaituntilIcanaffordmyownreceiversoIdon’thavetokeeprentingaPilcrowbox.Butit’snotjustmeandotherWazzjats.Clemuitesloveit!Opsloveit!GiantIntelligentSnowCrabsloveit,butwaterproofreceiversareexpensivetomakeandbreakdownalot,sotheyusuallyjusthireaClemuitetodelivermessagesforthem.Hopethathelpsyourresearch!" or $DimH is "Tobehonest,itisviewedprettypoorlyhere.There’sbeenafewnewsstoriesaboutahandfulofgovernmentstalkingwithdimensionX34.cp.18,buttheleaksshowthatismostlydiscussionsaboutmilitarystrategy.Mostpeopleherethinknootherdimensioncouldpossiblybeasgoodasthisone.Theythinkthere’snotvalueintakingthetime,money,andeffortneededtosendatransdimensionalmessage.Still,pleasedon’tforgetaboutthoseofusinX34.oc.03whodoenjoylearningaboutotherdimensions.Thoseofuswhoknowhowgreatotherdimensionscanbeareworkinghardtoconvinceothersofthevalueofoutsideperspectives." or $DimH is "Wehavereceivedyourrequest.Ourmessagelengthislimited,sowecannotexplainhowwewouldsolvesuchaproblem.Simplytransmittinganoviceexplanationofpopulationactivationanddeactivationwouldbarelyfit,andthatwouldonlyencompassthefirstofmanysteps.Wewishwecouldunderstandtheimportanceofyourquestion.Weknowwewillnotgetaresponsefromyou,butweconcludethereperhapsremainssomeimportance,foryoursake,toaskyoutoreflectifyouunderstandtheimportanceofyourquestion.Istheabilitytoperformtheequationyouhavepresentedimportanttoyou?Ifso,why?Doesyourcurrentorfutureoccupationorhobbyrequireperformingsuchafunction?Ifso,isyourabilitytoperformthefunctionabetteruseofyourtimethandevelopingadevicethatcoulddoso?Werefusetoleaveyouwithonlyquestions,duetoourintensedislikeforotherdimensionsthatanswerourquestionswithonlymorequestions.Theanswerinbasetenis35withnoremainder." or $DimH is "Ohthere’sabunchofamazingplaces!Duringmylastbirthday,myfriendsandIwenttoourlocalmindzoo.Wehadablastusingthemindtransfermachinetobecomeabunchofanimals.Myfavoriteswerebeingatragibird,aulobian,andahuman!Ihopetheabilitytotraveltootherdimensionsisdevelopedsoonsoyoucanvisit!">>Client(-1):Message recived. No record of Client(-1) will make its way to Pilcrow. You will be hearing from my employer soon. Until then, act natural.
Credits depositied to bank account: 450.
<<elseif $DimH is "It has been a while since I’ve had to do algebra. I hope my explanation makes sense. Luckily, this problem doesn’t seem that hard. F(x) is the solution to the equation you are given when x has the value equal the number in parenthesis. For example, f(2) would replace the x with 2, so you would have 5(2)+3. You need to take the solution when x equals 10 and subtract it from the solution when x equals 3. I think the reason you got 1 was by solving for x when 10-3 equals 5x+3, which is not what the question is asking. That should be enough for you to solve the question on your own. Figuring it out yourself is best so that you don’t get stuck on future problems. Good luck!" or $DimH is "We hope this question benefits you, since we ask it while knowing we will receive no response. Why do you, or the ones in charge of your time, not structure a rest and work cycle that grants you satisfaction? We are fortunate enough to contain the knowledge of what a vacation is from previous transdimensional research. In short, we have no additional time period set aside to replace work with rest, and thus, no locations dedicated to such a period. We believe such an answer will be unsatisfying from our analyzed intent of the question. To rectify this, we have engineered a similar yet alternative question designed for us to provide a more satisfactory answer. Question: Where would we direct a foreign traveler to go with the intent of rest, and enjoyment? Our answer: The Yellow Ooze. Reason: The terrain is soft, navigation is simple, and the area contains extremely low levels of resources for intelligent creatures to war over." or $DimH is "Chatting with other dimensions is AMAZING! I can’t wait until I can afford my own receiver so I don’t have to keep renting a Pilcrowbox. But it’s not just me and other Wazzjats. Clemuites love it! Ops love it! Giant Intelligent Snow Crabs love it, but waterproof receivers are expensive to make and break down a lot, so they usually just hire a Clemuite to deliver messages for them. Hope that helps your research!" or $DimH is "To be honest, it is viewed pretty poorly here. There’s been a few news stories about a handful of governments talking with dimension X34.cp.18, but the leaks show that is mostly discussions about military strategy. Most people here think no other dimension could possibly be as good as this one. They think there’s not value in taking the time, money, and effort needed to send a transdimensional message. Still, please don’t forget about those of us in X34.oc.03 who do enjoy learning about other dimensions. Those of us who know how great other dimensions can be are working hard to convince others of the value of outside perspectives." or $DimH is "We have received your request. Our message length is limited, so we cannot explain how we would solve such a problem. Simply transmitting a novice explanation of population activation and deactivation would barely fit, and that would only encompass the first of many steps. We wish we could understand the importance of your question. We know we will not get a response from you, but we conclude there perhaps remains some importance, for your sake, to ask you to reflect if you understand the importance of your question. Is the ability to perform the equation you have presented important to you? If so, why? Does your current or future occupation or hobby require performing such a function? If so, is your ability to perform the function a better use of your time than developing a device that could do so? We refuse to leave you with only questions, due to our intense dislike for other dimensions that answer our questions with only more questions. The answer in base ten is 35 with no remainder." or $DimH is "Oh there’s a bunch of amazing places! During my last birthday, my friends and I went to our local mindzoo. We had a blast using the mind transfer machine to become a bunch of animals. My favorites were being a tragibird, a ulobian, and a human! I hope the ability to travel to other dimensions is developed soon so you can visit!">>Client(-1):Disconnected. Rating:N/A.
Credits depositied to bank account: 0. Credit transfer frozen until further review. Please contact your Pilcrow gigployee manager for more information.
<<else>>
Credits depositied to bank account: 450.<</if>>
[[Terminate shift]]
/% path A wrong, so 2 to 3,3 to 1, 1 to 2%/<<elseif $DimA2 is "Chatting with other dimensions is AMAZING! I can’t wait until I can afford my own receiver so I don’t have to keep renting a Pilcrowbox. But it’s not just me and other Wazzjats. Clemuites love it! Ops love it! Giant Intelligent Snow Crabs love it, but waterproof receivers are expensive to make and break down a lot, so they usually just hire a Clemuite to deliver messages for them. Hope that helps your research!" and $DimB2 is "It has been a while since I’ve had to do algebra. I hope my explanation makes sense. Luckily, this problem doesn’t seem that hard. F(x) is the solution to the equation you are given when x has the value equal the number in parenthesis. For example, f(2) would replace the x with 2, so you would have 5(2)+3. You need to take the solution when x equals 10 and subtract it from the solution when x equals 3. I think the reason you got 1 was by solving for x when 10-3 equals 5x+3, which is not what the question is asking. That should be enough for you to solve the question on your own. Figuring it out yourself is best so that you don’t get stuck on future problems. Good luck!" and $DimC2 is "We hope this question benefits you, since we ask it while knowing we will receive no response. Why do you, or the ones in charge of your time, not structure a rest and work cycle that grants you satisfaction? We are fortunate enough to contain the knowledge of what a vacation is from previous transdimensional research. In short, we have no additional time period set aside to replace work with rest, and thus, no locations dedicated to such a period. We believe such an answer will be unsatisfying from our analyzed intent of the question. To rectify this, we have engineered a similar yet alternative question designed for us to provide a more satisfactory answer. Question: Where would we direct a foreign traveler to go with the intent of rest, and enjoyment? Our answer: The Yellow Ooze. Reason: The terrain is soft, navigation is simple, and the area contains extremely low levels of resources for intelligent creatures to war over.">>/% BadpathA Win %/
Customer Evaluation:
Client 2: Uh, the answer to my question did not make any sense. I know other dimensions were different, but I thought we would only be connected to dimensions that understood what we sent. At least I learned something. I hope at least my answer was understood since the question sounded important. Rating: Not satisfied.
Client 5: We are reacting negatively to our result. The data we got from spending our credits is a considerable outlier. We will divest and focus more on other dimensional sectors. Rating: Not satisfied.
Client 7: My question never got answered! This service is bad! I’m not spending another credit on it! Rating: Not satisfied.
<<if $DimH is "IthasbeenawhilesinceI’vehadtodoalgebra.Ihopemyexplanationmakessense.Luckily,thisproblemdoesn’tseemthathard.F(x)isthesolutiontotheequationyouaregivenwhenxhasthevalueequalthenumberinparenthesis.Forexample,f(2)wouldreplacethexwith2,soyouwouldhave5*2+3.Youneedtotakethesolutionwhenxequals10andsubtractitfromthesolutionwhenxequals3.Ithinkthereasonyougot1wasbysolvingforxwhen10-3equals5x+3,whichisnotwhatthequestionisasking.Thatshouldbeenoughforyoutosolvethequestiononyourown.Figuringitoutyourselfisbestsothatyoudon’tgetstuckonfutureproblems.Goodluck!" or $DimH is "Wehopethisquestionbenefitsyou,sinceweaskitwhileknowingwewillreceivenoresponse.Whydoyou,ortheonesinchargeofyourtime,notstructurearestandworkcyclethatgrantsyousatisfaction?Wearefortunateenoughtocontaintheknowledgeofwhatavacationisfromprevioustransdimensionalresearch.Inshort,wehavenoadditionaltimeperiodsetasidetoreplaceworkwithrest,andthus,nolocationsdedicatedtosuchaperiod.Webelievesuchananswerwillbeunsatisfyingfromouranalyzedintentofthequestion.Torectifythis,wehaveengineeredasimilaryetalternativequestiondesignedforustoprovideamoresatisfactoryanswer.Question:Wherewouldwedirectaforeigntravelertogowiththeintentofrest,andenjoyment?Ouranswer:TheYellowOoze.Reason:Theterrainissoft,navigationissimple,andtheareacontainsextremelylowlevelsofresourcesforintelligentcreaturestowarover." or $DimH is "ChattingwithotherdimensionsisAMAZING!Ican’twaituntilIcanaffordmyownreceiversoIdon’thavetokeeprentingaPilcrowbox.Butit’snotjustmeandotherWazzjats.Clemuitesloveit!Opsloveit!GiantIntelligentSnowCrabsloveit,butwaterproofreceiversareexpensivetomakeandbreakdownalot,sotheyusuallyjusthireaClemuitetodelivermessagesforthem.Hopethathelpsyourresearch!" or $DimH is "Tobehonest,itisviewedprettypoorlyhere.There’sbeenafewnewsstoriesaboutahandfulofgovernmentstalkingwithdimensionX34.cp.18,buttheleaksshowthatismostlydiscussionsaboutmilitarystrategy.Mostpeopleherethinknootherdimensioncouldpossiblybeasgoodasthisone.Theythinkthere’snotvalueintakingthetime,money,andeffortneededtosendatransdimensionalmessage.Still,pleasedon’tforgetaboutthoseofusinX34.oc.03whodoenjoylearningaboutotherdimensions.Thoseofuswhoknowhowgreatotherdimensionscanbeareworkinghardtoconvinceothersofthevalueofoutsideperspectives." or $DimH is "Wehavereceivedyourrequest.Ourmessagelengthislimited,sowecannotexplainhowwewouldsolvesuchaproblem.Simplytransmittinganoviceexplanationofpopulationactivationanddeactivationwouldbarelyfit,andthatwouldonlyencompassthefirstofmanysteps.Wewishwecouldunderstandtheimportanceofyourquestion.Weknowwewillnotgetaresponsefromyou,butweconcludethereperhapsremainssomeimportance,foryoursake,toaskyoutoreflectifyouunderstandtheimportanceofyourquestion.Istheabilitytoperformtheequationyouhavepresentedimportanttoyou?Ifso,why?Doesyourcurrentorfutureoccupationorhobbyrequireperformingsuchafunction?Ifso,isyourabilitytoperformthefunctionabetteruseofyourtimethandevelopingadevicethatcoulddoso?Werefusetoleaveyouwithonlyquestions,duetoourintensedislikeforotherdimensionsthatanswerourquestionswithonlymorequestions.Theanswerinbasetenis35withnoremainder." or $DimH is "Ohthere’sabunchofamazingplaces!Duringmylastbirthday,myfriendsandIwenttoourlocalmindzoo.Wehadablastusingthemindtransfermachinetobecomeabunchofanimals.Myfavoriteswerebeingatragibird,aulobian,andahuman!Ihopetheabilitytotraveltootherdimensionsisdevelopedsoonsoyoucanvisit!">>Client(-1):Message recived. No record of Client(-1) will make its way to Pilcrow. You will be hearing from my employer soon. Until then, act natural.
Credits depositied to bank account: 450.
<<elseif $DimH is "It has been a while since I’ve had to do algebra. I hope my explanation makes sense. Luckily, this problem doesn’t seem that hard. F(x) is the solution to the equation you are given when x has the value equal the number in parenthesis. For example, f(2) would replace the x with 2, so you would have 5(2)+3. You need to take the solution when x equals 10 and subtract it from the solution when x equals 3. I think the reason you got 1 was by solving for x when 10-3 equals 5x+3, which is not what the question is asking. That should be enough for you to solve the question on your own. Figuring it out yourself is best so that you don’t get stuck on future problems. Good luck!" or $DimH is "We hope this question benefits you, since we ask it while knowing we will receive no response. Why do you, or the ones in charge of your time, not structure a rest and work cycle that grants you satisfaction? We are fortunate enough to contain the knowledge of what a vacation is from previous transdimensional research. In short, we have no additional time period set aside to replace work with rest, and thus, no locations dedicated to such a period. We believe such an answer will be unsatisfying from our analyzed intent of the question. To rectify this, we have engineered a similar yet alternative question designed for us to provide a more satisfactory answer. Question: Where would we direct a foreign traveler to go with the intent of rest, and enjoyment? Our answer: The Yellow Ooze. Reason: The terrain is soft, navigation is simple, and the area contains extremely low levels of resources for intelligent creatures to war over." or $DimH is "Chatting with other dimensions is AMAZING! I can’t wait until I can afford my own receiver so I don’t have to keep renting a Pilcrowbox. But it’s not just me and other Wazzjats. Clemuites love it! Ops love it! Giant Intelligent Snow Crabs love it, but waterproof receivers are expensive to make and break down a lot, so they usually just hire a Clemuite to deliver messages for them. Hope that helps your research!" or $DimH is "To be honest, it is viewed pretty poorly here. There’s been a few news stories about a handful of governments talking with dimension X34.cp.18, but the leaks show that is mostly discussions about military strategy. Most people here think no other dimension could possibly be as good as this one. They think there’s not value in taking the time, money, and effort needed to send a transdimensional message. Still, please don’t forget about those of us in X34.oc.03 who do enjoy learning about other dimensions. Those of us who know how great other dimensions can be are working hard to convince others of the value of outside perspectives." or $DimH is "We have received your request. Our message length is limited, so we cannot explain how we would solve such a problem. Simply transmitting a novice explanation of population activation and deactivation would barely fit, and that would only encompass the first of many steps. We wish we could understand the importance of your question. We know we will not get a response from you, but we conclude there perhaps remains some importance, for your sake, to ask you to reflect if you understand the importance of your question. Is the ability to perform the equation you have presented important to you? If so, why? Does your current or future occupation or hobby require performing such a function? If so, is your ability to perform the function a better use of your time than developing a device that could do so? We refuse to leave you with only questions, due to our intense dislike for other dimensions that answer our questions with only more questions. The answer in base ten is 35 with no remainder." or $DimH is "Oh there’s a bunch of amazing places! During my last birthday, my friends and I went to our local mindzoo. We had a blast using the mind transfer machine to become a bunch of animals. My favorites were being a tragibird, a ulobian, and a human! I hope the ability to travel to other dimensions is developed soon so you can visit!">>Client(-1):Disconnected. Rating:N/A.
Credits depositied to bank account: 0. Credit transfer frozen until further review. Please contact your Pilcrow gigployee manager for more information.
<<else>>
Credits depositied to bank account: 450.<</if>>
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/% Path B, so 2 to 3,3 to 1, 1 to 2 %/<<elseif $DimA2 is "Oh there’s a bunch of amazing places! During my last birthday, my friends and I went to our local mindzoo. We had a blast using the mind transfer machine to become a bunch of animals. My favorites were being a tragibird, a ulobian, and a human! I hope the ability to travel to other dimensions is developed soon so you can visit!" and $DimB2 is "To be honest, it is viewed pretty poorly here. There’s been a few news stories about a handful of governments talking with dimension X34.cp.18, but the leaks show that is mostly discussions about military strategy. Most people here think no other dimension could possibly be as good as this one. They think there’s not value in taking the time, money, and effort needed to send a transdimensional message. Still, please don’t forget about those of us in X34.oc.03 who do enjoy learning about other dimensions. Those of us who know how great other dimensions can be are working hard to convince others of the value of outside perspectives." and $DimC2 is "We have received your request. Our message length is limited, so we cannot explain how we would solve such a problem. Simply transmitting a novice explanation of population activation and deactivation would barely fit, and that would only encompass the first of many steps. We wish we could understand the importance of your question. We know we will not get a response from you, but we conclude there perhaps remains some importance, for your sake, to ask you to reflect if you understand the importance of your question. Is the ability to perform the equation you have presented important to you? If so, why? Does your current or future occupation or hobby require performing such a function? If so, is your ability to perform the function a better use of your time than developing a device that could do so? We refuse to leave you with only questions, due to our intense dislike for other dimensions that answer our questions with only more questions. The answer in base ten is 35 with no remainder.">>/% GoodpathB Win %/
Customer Evaluation:
Client 2: Wow, I got a very vivid answer to my question. It was a little unnerving, but also strangely fascinating. Also, the question I got reminded me why transdimensional communication is so important. Rating: Highly recommend.
Client 5: {Comment field was left blank by client} Rating: Highly satisfied.
Client 7: I got the right answer! I taught someone about how awesome mindzoos are! This service is great! Rating: Highly satisfied.
<<if $DimH is "IthasbeenawhilesinceI’vehadtodoalgebra.Ihopemyexplanationmakessense.Luckily,thisproblemdoesn’tseemthathard.F(x)isthesolutiontotheequationyouaregivenwhenxhasthevalueequalthenumberinparenthesis.Forexample,f(2)wouldreplacethexwith2,soyouwouldhave5*2+3.Youneedtotakethesolutionwhenxequals10andsubtractitfromthesolutionwhenxequals3.Ithinkthereasonyougot1wasbysolvingforxwhen10-3equals5x+3,whichisnotwhatthequestionisasking.Thatshouldbeenoughforyoutosolvethequestiononyourown.Figuringitoutyourselfisbestsothatyoudon’tgetstuckonfutureproblems.Goodluck!" or $DimH is "Wehopethisquestionbenefitsyou,sinceweaskitwhileknowingwewillreceivenoresponse.Whydoyou,ortheonesinchargeofyourtime,notstructurearestandworkcyclethatgrantsyousatisfaction?Wearefortunateenoughtocontaintheknowledgeofwhatavacationisfromprevioustransdimensionalresearch.Inshort,wehavenoadditionaltimeperiodsetasidetoreplaceworkwithrest,andthus,nolocationsdedicatedtosuchaperiod.Webelievesuchananswerwillbeunsatisfyingfromouranalyzedintentofthequestion.Torectifythis,wehaveengineeredasimilaryetalternativequestiondesignedforustoprovideamoresatisfactoryanswer.Question:Wherewouldwedirectaforeigntravelertogowiththeintentofrest,andenjoyment?Ouranswer:TheYellowOoze.Reason:Theterrainissoft,navigationissimple,andtheareacontainsextremelylowlevelsofresourcesforintelligentcreaturestowarover." or $DimH is "ChattingwithotherdimensionsisAMAZING!Ican’twaituntilIcanaffordmyownreceiversoIdon’thavetokeeprentingaPilcrowbox.Butit’snotjustmeandotherWazzjats.Clemuitesloveit!Opsloveit!GiantIntelligentSnowCrabsloveit,butwaterproofreceiversareexpensivetomakeandbreakdownalot,sotheyusuallyjusthireaClemuitetodelivermessagesforthem.Hopethathelpsyourresearch!" or $DimH is "Tobehonest,itisviewedprettypoorlyhere.There’sbeenafewnewsstoriesaboutahandfulofgovernmentstalkingwithdimensionX34.cp.18,buttheleaksshowthatismostlydiscussionsaboutmilitarystrategy.Mostpeopleherethinknootherdimensioncouldpossiblybeasgoodasthisone.Theythinkthere’snotvalueintakingthetime,money,andeffortneededtosendatransdimensionalmessage.Still,pleasedon’tforgetaboutthoseofusinX34.oc.03whodoenjoylearningaboutotherdimensions.Thoseofuswhoknowhowgreatotherdimensionscanbeareworkinghardtoconvinceothersofthevalueofoutsideperspectives." or $DimH is "Wehavereceivedyourrequest.Ourmessagelengthislimited,sowecannotexplainhowwewouldsolvesuchaproblem.Simplytransmittinganoviceexplanationofpopulationactivationanddeactivationwouldbarelyfit,andthatwouldonlyencompassthefirstofmanysteps.Wewishwecouldunderstandtheimportanceofyourquestion.Weknowwewillnotgetaresponsefromyou,butweconcludethereperhapsremainssomeimportance,foryoursake,toaskyoutoreflectifyouunderstandtheimportanceofyourquestion.Istheabilitytoperformtheequationyouhavepresentedimportanttoyou?Ifso,why?Doesyourcurrentorfutureoccupationorhobbyrequireperformingsuchafunction?Ifso,isyourabilitytoperformthefunctionabetteruseofyourtimethandevelopingadevicethatcoulddoso?Werefusetoleaveyouwithonlyquestions,duetoourintensedislikeforotherdimensionsthatanswerourquestionswithonlymorequestions.Theanswerinbasetenis35withnoremainder." or $DimH is "Ohthere’sabunchofamazingplaces!Duringmylastbirthday,myfriendsandIwenttoourlocalmindzoo.Wehadablastusingthemindtransfermachinetobecomeabunchofanimals.Myfavoriteswerebeingatragibird,aulobian,andahuman!Ihopetheabilitytotraveltootherdimensionsisdevelopedsoonsoyoucanvisit!">>Client(-1):Message recived. No record of Client(-1) will make its way to Pilcrow. You will be hearing from my employer soon. Until then, act natural.
Credits depositied to bank account: 450.
<<elseif $DimH is "It has been a while since I’ve had to do algebra. I hope my explanation makes sense. Luckily, this problem doesn’t seem that hard. F(x) is the solution to the equation you are given when x has the value equal the number in parenthesis. For example, f(2) would replace the x with 2, so you would have 5(2)+3. You need to take the solution when x equals 10 and subtract it from the solution when x equals 3. I think the reason you got 1 was by solving for x when 10-3 equals 5x+3, which is not what the question is asking. That should be enough for you to solve the question on your own. Figuring it out yourself is best so that you don’t get stuck on future problems. Good luck!" or $DimH is "We hope this question benefits you, since we ask it while knowing we will receive no response. Why do you, or the ones in charge of your time, not structure a rest and work cycle that grants you satisfaction? We are fortunate enough to contain the knowledge of what a vacation is from previous transdimensional research. In short, we have no additional time period set aside to replace work with rest, and thus, no locations dedicated to such a period. We believe such an answer will be unsatisfying from our analyzed intent of the question. To rectify this, we have engineered a similar yet alternative question designed for us to provide a more satisfactory answer. Question: Where would we direct a foreign traveler to go with the intent of rest, and enjoyment? Our answer: The Yellow Ooze. Reason: The terrain is soft, navigation is simple, and the area contains extremely low levels of resources for intelligent creatures to war over." or $DimH is "Chatting with other dimensions is AMAZING! I can’t wait until I can afford my own receiver so I don’t have to keep renting a Pilcrowbox. But it’s not just me and other Wazzjats. Clemuites love it! Ops love it! Giant Intelligent Snow Crabs love it, but waterproof receivers are expensive to make and break down a lot, so they usually just hire a Clemuite to deliver messages for them. Hope that helps your research!" or $DimH is "To be honest, it is viewed pretty poorly here. There’s been a few news stories about a handful of governments talking with dimension X34.cp.18, but the leaks show that is mostly discussions about military strategy. Most people here think no other dimension could possibly be as good as this one. They think there’s not value in taking the time, money, and effort needed to send a transdimensional message. Still, please don’t forget about those of us in X34.oc.03 who do enjoy learning about other dimensions. Those of us who know how great other dimensions can be are working hard to convince others of the value of outside perspectives." or $DimH is "We have received your request. Our message length is limited, so we cannot explain how we would solve such a problem. Simply transmitting a novice explanation of population activation and deactivation would barely fit, and that would only encompass the first of many steps. We wish we could understand the importance of your question. We know we will not get a response from you, but we conclude there perhaps remains some importance, for your sake, to ask you to reflect if you understand the importance of your question. Is the ability to perform the equation you have presented important to you? If so, why? Does your current or future occupation or hobby require performing such a function? If so, is your ability to perform the function a better use of your time than developing a device that could do so? We refuse to leave you with only questions, due to our intense dislike for other dimensions that answer our questions with only more questions. The answer in base ten is 35 with no remainder." or $DimH is "Oh there’s a bunch of amazing places! During my last birthday, my friends and I went to our local mindzoo. We had a blast using the mind transfer machine to become a bunch of animals. My favorites were being a tragibird, a ulobian, and a human! I hope the ability to travel to other dimensions is developed soon so you can visit!">>Client(-1):Disconnected. Rating:N/A.
Credits depositied to bank account: 0. Credit transfer frozen until further review. Please contact your Pilcrow gigployee manager for more information.
<<else>>
Credits depositied to bank account: 450.<</if>>
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/% Path B wrong so 2 to 1,3 to 2, 1 to 3%/ <<elseif $DimA2 is "We have received your request. Our message length is limited, so we cannot explain how we would solve such a problem. Simply transmitting a novice explanation of population activation and deactivation would barely fit, and that would only encompass the first of many steps. We wish we could understand the importance of your question. We know we will not get a response from you, but we conclude there perhaps remains some importance, for your sake, to ask you to reflect if you understand the importance of your question. Is the ability to perform the equation you have presented important to you? If so, why? Does your current or future occupation or hobby require performing such a function? If so, is your ability to perform the function a better use of your time than developing a device that could do so? We refuse to leave you with only questions, due to our intense dislike for other dimensions that answer our questions with only more questions. The answer in base ten is 35 with no remainder." and $DimB2 is "Oh there’s a bunch of amazing places! During my last birthday, my friends and I went to our local mindzoo. We had a blast using the mind transfer machine to become a bunch of animals. My favorites were being a tragibird, a ulobian, and a human! I hope the ability to travel to other dimensions is developed soon so you can visit!" and $DimC2 is "To be honest, it is viewed pretty poorly here. There’s been a few news stories about a handful of governments talking with dimension X34.cp.18, but the leaks show that is mostly discussions about military strategy. Most people here think no other dimension could possibly be as good as this one. They think there’s not value in taking the time, money, and effort needed to send a transdimensional message. Still, please don’t forget about those of us in X34.oc.03 who do enjoy learning about other dimensions. Those of us who know how great other dimensions can be are working hard to convince others of the value of outside perspectives.">>
/% BadpathB Win %/ Customer Evaluation:
Client 2: Uh, the answer to my question did not make any sense. Is Pilcrow run by math helping robots? That would be the only way the answer I got would make any sense. Are they even sending our messages? Rating: Not satisfied.
Client 5: We are reacting negatively to our result. The data we got from spending our credits is a considerable outlier. We will divest and focus more on other dimensional sectors. Rating: Not satisfied.
Client 7: My question never got answered! This service is bad! I’m not spending another credit on it!
<<if $DimH is "IthasbeenawhilesinceI’vehadtodoalgebra.Ihopemyexplanationmakessense.Luckily,thisproblemdoesn’tseemthathard.F(x)isthesolutiontotheequationyouaregivenwhenxhasthevalueequalthenumberinparenthesis.Forexample,f(2)wouldreplacethexwith2,soyouwouldhave5*2+3.Youneedtotakethesolutionwhenxequals10andsubtractitfromthesolutionwhenxequals3.Ithinkthereasonyougot1wasbysolvingforxwhen10-3equals5x+3,whichisnotwhatthequestionisasking.Thatshouldbeenoughforyoutosolvethequestiononyourown.Figuringitoutyourselfisbestsothatyoudon’tgetstuckonfutureproblems.Goodluck!" or $DimH is "Wehopethisquestionbenefitsyou,sinceweaskitwhileknowingwewillreceivenoresponse.Whydoyou,ortheonesinchargeofyourtime,notstructurearestandworkcyclethatgrantsyousatisfaction?Wearefortunateenoughtocontaintheknowledgeofwhatavacationisfromprevioustransdimensionalresearch.Inshort,wehavenoadditionaltimeperiodsetasidetoreplaceworkwithrest,andthus,nolocationsdedicatedtosuchaperiod.Webelievesuchananswerwillbeunsatisfyingfromouranalyzedintentofthequestion.Torectifythis,wehaveengineeredasimilaryetalternativequestiondesignedforustoprovideamoresatisfactoryanswer.Question:Wherewouldwedirectaforeigntravelertogowiththeintentofrest,andenjoyment?Ouranswer:TheYellowOoze.Reason:Theterrainissoft,navigationissimple,andtheareacontainsextremelylowlevelsofresourcesforintelligentcreaturestowarover." or $DimH is "ChattingwithotherdimensionsisAMAZING!Ican’twaituntilIcanaffordmyownreceiversoIdon’thavetokeeprentingaPilcrowbox.Butit’snotjustmeandotherWazzjats.Clemuitesloveit!Opsloveit!GiantIntelligentSnowCrabsloveit,butwaterproofreceiversareexpensivetomakeandbreakdownalot,sotheyusuallyjusthireaClemuitetodelivermessagesforthem.Hopethathelpsyourresearch!" or $DimH is "Tobehonest,itisviewedprettypoorlyhere.There’sbeenafewnewsstoriesaboutahandfulofgovernmentstalkingwithdimensionX34.cp.18,buttheleaksshowthatismostlydiscussionsaboutmilitarystrategy.Mostpeopleherethinknootherdimensioncouldpossiblybeasgoodasthisone.Theythinkthere’snotvalueintakingthetime,money,andeffortneededtosendatransdimensionalmessage.Still,pleasedon’tforgetaboutthoseofusinX34.oc.03whodoenjoylearningaboutotherdimensions.Thoseofuswhoknowhowgreatotherdimensionscanbeareworkinghardtoconvinceothersofthevalueofoutsideperspectives." or $DimH is "Wehavereceivedyourrequest.Ourmessagelengthislimited,sowecannotexplainhowwewouldsolvesuchaproblem.Simplytransmittinganoviceexplanationofpopulationactivationanddeactivationwouldbarelyfit,andthatwouldonlyencompassthefirstofmanysteps.Wewishwecouldunderstandtheimportanceofyourquestion.Weknowwewillnotgetaresponsefromyou,butweconcludethereperhapsremainssomeimportance,foryoursake,toaskyoutoreflectifyouunderstandtheimportanceofyourquestion.Istheabilitytoperformtheequationyouhavepresentedimportanttoyou?Ifso,why?Doesyourcurrentorfutureoccupationorhobbyrequireperformingsuchafunction?Ifso,isyourabilitytoperformthefunctionabetteruseofyourtimethandevelopingadevicethatcoulddoso?Werefusetoleaveyouwithonlyquestions,duetoourintensedislikeforotherdimensionsthatanswerourquestionswithonlymorequestions.Theanswerinbasetenis35withnoremainder." or $DimH is "Ohthere’sabunchofamazingplaces!Duringmylastbirthday,myfriendsandIwenttoourlocalmindzoo.Wehadablastusingthemindtransfermachinetobecomeabunchofanimals.Myfavoriteswerebeingatragibird,aulobian,andahuman!Ihopetheabilitytotraveltootherdimensionsisdevelopedsoonsoyoucanvisit!">>Client(-1):Message recived. No record of Client(-1) will make its way to Pilcrow. You will be hearing from my employer soon. Until then, act natural.
Credits depositied to bank account: 450.
<<elseif $DimH is "It has been a while since I’ve had to do algebra. I hope my explanation makes sense. Luckily, this problem doesn’t seem that hard. F(x) is the solution to the equation you are given when x has the value equal the number in parenthesis. For example, f(2) would replace the x with 2, so you would have 5(2)+3. You need to take the solution when x equals 10 and subtract it from the solution when x equals 3. I think the reason you got 1 was by solving for x when 10-3 equals 5x+3, which is not what the question is asking. That should be enough for you to solve the question on your own. Figuring it out yourself is best so that you don’t get stuck on future problems. Good luck!" or $DimH is "We hope this question benefits you, since we ask it while knowing we will receive no response. Why do you, or the ones in charge of your time, not structure a rest and work cycle that grants you satisfaction? We are fortunate enough to contain the knowledge of what a vacation is from previous transdimensional research. In short, we have no additional time period set aside to replace work with rest, and thus, no locations dedicated to such a period. We believe such an answer will be unsatisfying from our analyzed intent of the question. To rectify this, we have engineered a similar yet alternative question designed for us to provide a more satisfactory answer. Question: Where would we direct a foreign traveler to go with the intent of rest, and enjoyment? Our answer: The Yellow Ooze. Reason: The terrain is soft, navigation is simple, and the area contains extremely low levels of resources for intelligent creatures to war over." or $DimH is "Chatting with other dimensions is AMAZING! I can’t wait until I can afford my own receiver so I don’t have to keep renting a Pilcrowbox. But it’s not just me and other Wazzjats. Clemuites love it! Ops love it! Giant Intelligent Snow Crabs love it, but waterproof receivers are expensive to make and break down a lot, so they usually just hire a Clemuite to deliver messages for them. Hope that helps your research!" or $DimH is "To be honest, it is viewed pretty poorly here. There’s been a few news stories about a handful of governments talking with dimension X34.cp.18, but the leaks show that is mostly discussions about military strategy. Most people here think no other dimension could possibly be as good as this one. They think there’s not value in taking the time, money, and effort needed to send a transdimensional message. Still, please don’t forget about those of us in X34.oc.03 who do enjoy learning about other dimensions. Those of us who know how great other dimensions can be are working hard to convince others of the value of outside perspectives." or $DimH is "We have received your request. Our message length is limited, so we cannot explain how we would solve such a problem. Simply transmitting a novice explanation of population activation and deactivation would barely fit, and that would only encompass the first of many steps. We wish we could understand the importance of your question. We know we will not get a response from you, but we conclude there perhaps remains some importance, for your sake, to ask you to reflect if you understand the importance of your question. Is the ability to perform the equation you have presented important to you? If so, why? Does your current or future occupation or hobby require performing such a function? If so, is your ability to perform the function a better use of your time than developing a device that could do so? We refuse to leave you with only questions, due to our intense dislike for other dimensions that answer our questions with only more questions. The answer in base ten is 35 with no remainder." or $DimH is "Oh there’s a bunch of amazing places! During my last birthday, my friends and I went to our local mindzoo. We had a blast using the mind transfer machine to become a bunch of animals. My favorites were being a tragibird, a ulobian, and a human! I hope the ability to travel to other dimensions is developed soon so you can visit!">>Client(-1):Disconnected. Rating:N/A.
Credits depositied to bank account: 0. Credit transfer frozen until further review. Please contact your Pilcrow gigployee manager for more information.
<<else>>
Credits depositied to bank account: 450.<</if>>
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<<else>>Error: System has detected irregularities in submitted questions. Please ensure there were no quotation marks in the textbox. Please ensure you copied the full message from one client into the text box of a different client. Please make sure no spaces were accidently added. Please refresh to try again.
[[Refresh.|Your shift: Answers]]
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Our warmest welcome to our newest Rank 1 gigployee!
You have been assigned the following Pilcrow ID: Gigployee #3-12-5-22-5-18
Now that you are a valued part of the Pilcrow Corporation team, you are required to complete a short training module on being a standardized Pilcrow proxyrunner. Upon completion, you will be permitted to start earning credits, which will arrive in your bank account within one (1) business day.
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[[Rank_1_Training.sim]]
This module is designed to prepare new gigployees for Rank 1 responsibilities and job literacy. By completing this course, you will gain
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[[Start proxyrunning simulation|Rank_1_Training.sim/proxyrunning]]
Introduction to proxyrunning
Proxyrunning is the process of assisting the transfer of messages from one foreign dimension to another foreign dimension. Many dimensions do not intersect in a manner that allows direct communication. In such a case, the use of a 3rd dimensions as a mediator is required. The Pilcrow Corporation is proud to be the only authorized proxyrunning service in the Omicron sector. We service a wide variety of dimensions, from ones that reflect the same world we live in with minute differences, to ones that contain even laws of physics different than our own.
Let us practice sending a message right now. Copy and paste the following message into the provided textbox: "I now know how proxyrunning works thanks to Pilcrow’s patented training."
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<</if>>Rank 1 Gigployee Pay and Responsibilities
Every full planet rotation, Pilcrow servers will populate your proxyrunning device with seven (7) potential clients. This is your shift. You will be paid 150 credits for each set of one (1) question and one (1) answer you properly exchange.
Unfortunately, Pilcrow cannot guarantee each of the potential clients will be valid for proxyrunning and are unable to replace invalid clients with valid ones until the next planet rotation refresh. However, Pilcrow can guarantee at least two (2) valid clients per shift. Pilcrow accountants have calculated 300 credits per shift is enough to make rent at the average city apartment if store bought meals are replaced with food from local charity food shelves.
You now have all the information required to perform your job. Click the link below to start your first shift.
[[RanDimChat.prox|Your shift: Questions]]
Client 2 response:"It has been a while since I’ve had to do algebra. I hope my explanation makes sense. Luckily, this problem doesn’t seem that hard. F(x) is the solution to the equation you are given when x has the value equal the number in parenthesis. For example, f(2) would replace the x with 2, so you would have 5(2)+3. You need to take the solution when x equals 10 and subtract it from the solution when x equals 3. I think the reason you got 1 was by solving for x when 10-3 equals 5x+3, which is not what the question is asking. That should be enough for you to solve the question on your own. Figuring it out yourself is best so that you don’t get stuck on future problems. Good luck!"
Client 5 response:"We hope this question benefits you, since we ask it while knowing we will receive no response. Why do you, or the ones in charge of your time, not structure a rest and work cycle that grants you satisfaction? We are fortunate enough to contain the knowledge of what a vacation is from previous transdimensional research. In short, we have no additional time period set aside to replace work with rest, and thus, no locations dedicated to such a period. We believe such an answer will be unsatisfying from our analyzed intent of the question. To rectify this, we have engineered a similar yet alternative question designed for us to provide a more satisfactory answer. Question: Where would we direct a foreign traveler to go with the intent of rest, and enjoyment? Our answer: The Yellow Ooze. Reason: The terrain is soft, navigation is simple, and the area contains extremely low levels of resources for intelligent creatures to war over."
Client 7 response:"Chatting with other dimensions is AMAZING! I can’t wait until I can afford my own receiver so I don’t have to keep renting a Pilcrowbox. But it’s not just me and other Wazzjats. Clemuites love it! Ops love it! Giant Intelligent Snow Crabs love it, but waterproof receivers are expensive to make and break down a lot, so they usually just hire a Clemuite to deliver messages for them. Hope that helps your research!"
Submit each answer to a different dimension.
Client 2:<<textbox "$DimA2" "" "">>
Client 5:<<textbox "$DimB2" "" "">>
Client 7:<<textbox "$DimC2" "" "test2">>
[[test2]]/% checks for blank box %/ $DimA2 $DimB2 $DimC2
Error: System has detected at least one blank textbox. Please refresh to try again. [[Refresh.|Your shift: Answers]]
/% checks for dupicate question %/<<if $DimB2 is "A">>Works
<<else>>Error: System has detected irregularities in submitted questions. Please ensure there were no quotation marks in the textbox. Please ensure you copied the full message from one client into the text box of a different client. Please make sure no spaces were accidently added. Please refresh to try again.
[[Refresh.|Your shift: Answers]]
<</if>><<set $testy to "">>
[[testme]]<<if $testy is null or $testy is "B">>
We good.
<<else>>
Welp <</if>><<linkreplace "LOAD MESSAGE" t8n>>Put all dat text here<</linkreplace>>
<span id="Hackedtext1">Mwahahaha, you should ruin everything</span>
<<linkreplace "Virus removal">>Thank you for killing the Virus
<<remove "#Hackedtext1">>
<<replace "#Add">>Client 2:<<textbox "$DimA2" "" "">>
Client 5:<<textbox "$DimB2" "" "">>
Client 7:<<textbox "$DimC2" "" "test3">><</replace>>
<</linkreplace>>
<span id="Add">toot</span>
[[test3]]
<span id="hack1"><<timed 4s t8n>>Client(-1): Greetings Gigployee #3-12-5-22-5-18.<<next 2s>> Let me cut to the chase.<<next 2s>> Pilcrow has had a monopoly in this sector for far too long. My employer is developing a competing service. My employer is willing to offer you a job offer as a full or part time employee--<<next 5s>>that is no typo it is em not gig<<next 2s>>—as well as full protection from any goons Pilcrow may send at you in exchange for your assistance. My employer needs a sample of any message currently coming from another dimension. HOWEVER:<<next 4s>> you MUST remove the tracking nega-encoded in the messages by deleting every single space in the message.<<next 2s>> Example: if a message from a dimension was Hello there in quotation marks, you would need to send us Hellothere.<<next 3s>> That is the only way you do not get discovered in the short term for aiding my employer.<<next 3s>>This may be tricky, I recomend you open up an external word proccessor and remove the spaces in there.<<next 3s>> MESSAGE END <</timed>></span>
<span id="hackbox"><<timed 8s t8n>>Client(-1):<<textbox "$DimH" "" "Your shift: Customer Evaluation">><</timed>></span>
<<linkreplace "RUN VIRUS SCAN">>Virus detected and removed.
<<remove "#hack1">> <<remove "#hackbox">> <</linkreplace>>
<<if $DimA2 is "A">>
A is good
<<if $DimH is "IthasbeenawhilesinceI’vehadtodoalgebra.Ihopemyexplanationmakessense.Luckily,thisproblemdoesn’tseemthathard.F(x)isthesolutiontotheequationyouaregivenwhenxhasthevalueequalthenumberinparenthesis.Forexample,f(2)wouldreplacethexwith2,soyouwouldhave5*2+3.Youneedtotakethesolutionwhenxequals10andsubtractitfromthesolutionwhenxequals3.Ithinkthereasonyougot1wasbysolvingforxwhen10-3equals5x+3,whichisnotwhatthequestionisasking.Thatshouldbeenoughforyoutosolvethequestiononyourown.Figuringitoutyourselfisbestsothatyoudon’tgetstuckonfutureproblems.Goodluck!" or $DimH is "Wehopethisquestionbenefitsyou,sinceweaskitwhileknowingwewillreceivenoresponse.Whydoyou,ortheonesinchargeofyourtime,notstructurearestandworkcyclethatgrantsyousatisfaction?Wearefortunateenoughtocontaintheknowledgeofwhatavacationisfromprevioustransdimensionalresearch.Inshort,wehavenoadditionaltimeperiodsetasidetoreplaceworkwithrest,andthus,nolocationsdedicatedtosuchaperiod.Webelievesuchananswerwillbeunsatisfyingfromouranalyzedintentofthequestion.Torectifythis,wehaveengineeredasimilaryetalternativequestiondesignedforustoprovideamoresatisfactoryanswer.Question:Wherewouldwedirectaforeigntravelertogowiththeintentofrest,andenjoyment?Ouranswer:TheYellowOoze.Reason:Theterrainissoft,navigationissimple,andtheareacontainsextremelylowlevelsofresourcesforintelligentcreaturestowarover." or $DimH is "ChattingwithotherdimensionsisAMAZING!Ican’twaituntilIcanaffordmyownreceiversoIdon’thavetokeeprentingaPilcrowbox.Butit’snotjustmeandotherWazzjats.Clemuitesloveit!Opsloveit!GiantIntelligentSnowCrabsloveit,butwaterproofreceiversareexpensivetomakeandbreakdownalot,sotheyusuallyjusthireaClemuitetodelivermessagesforthem.Hopethathelpsyourresearch!" or $DimH is "Tobehonest,itisviewedprettypoorlyhere.There’sbeenafewnewsstoriesaboutahandfulofgovernmentstalkingwithdimensionX34.cp.18,buttheleaksshowthatismostlydiscussionsaboutmilitarystrategy.Mostpeopleherethinknootherdimensioncouldpossiblybeasgoodasthisone.Theythinkthere’snotvalueintakingthetime,money,andeffortneededtosendatransdimensionalmessage.Still,pleasedon’tforgetaboutthoseofusinX34.oc.03whodoenjoylearningaboutotherdimensions.Thoseofuswhoknowhowgreatotherdimensionscanbeareworkinghardtoconvinceothersofthevalueofoutsideperspectives." or $DimH is "Wehavereceivedyourrequest.Ourmessagelengthislimited,sowecannotexplainhowwewouldsolvesuchaproblem.Simplytransmittinganoviceexplanationofpopulationactivationanddeactivationwouldbarelyfit,andthatwouldonlyencompassthefirstofmanysteps.Wewishwecouldunderstandtheimportanceofyourquestion.Weknowwewillnotgetaresponsefromyou,butweconcludethereperhapsremainssomeimportance,foryoursake,toaskyoutoreflectifyouunderstandtheimportanceofyourquestion.Istheabilitytoperformtheequationyouhavepresentedimportanttoyou?Ifso,why?Doesyourcurrentorfutureoccupationorhobbyrequireperformingsuchafunction?Ifso,isyourabilitytoperformthefunctionabetteruseofyourtimethandevelopingadevicethatcoulddoso?Werefusetoleaveyouwithonlyquestions,duetoourintensedislikeforotherdimensionsthatanswerourquestionswithonlymorequestions.Theanswerinbasetenis35withnoremainder." or $DimH is "Ohthere’sabunchofamazingplaces!Duringmylastbirthday,myfriendsandIwenttoourlocalmindzoo.Wehadablastusingthemindtransfermachinetobecomeabunchofanimals.Myfavoriteswerebeingatragibird,aulobian,andahuman!Ihopetheabilitytotraveltootherdimensionsisdevelopedsoonsoyoucanvisit!">>Client(-1):Message recived. No record of Client(-1) will make its way to Pilcrow. You will be hearing from my employer soon. Until then, act natural.
Credits depositied to bank account: 450.
<<elseif $DimH is "It has been a while since I’ve had to do algebra. I hope my explanation makes sense. Luckily, this problem doesn’t seem that hard. F(x) is the solution to the equation you are given when x has the value equal the number in parenthesis. For example, f(2) would replace the x with 2, so you would have 5(2)+3. You need to take the solution when x equals 10 and subtract it from the solution when x equals 3. I think the reason you got 1 was by solving for x when 10-3 equals 5x+3, which is not what the question is asking. That should be enough for you to solve the question on your own. Figuring it out yourself is best so that you don’t get stuck on future problems. Good luck!" or $DimH is "We hope this question benefits you, since we ask it while knowing we will receive no response. Why do you, or the ones in charge of your time, not structure a rest and work cycle that grants you satisfaction? We are fortunate enough to contain the knowledge of what a vacation is from previous transdimensional research. In short, we have no additional time period set aside to replace work with rest, and thus, no locations dedicated to such a period. We believe such an answer will be unsatisfying from our analyzed intent of the question. To rectify this, we have engineered a similar yet alternative question designed for us to provide a more satisfactory answer. Question: Where would we direct a foreign traveler to go with the intent of rest, and enjoyment? Our answer: The Yellow Ooze. Reason: The terrain is soft, navigation is simple, and the area contains extremely low levels of resources for intelligent creatures to war over." or $DimH is "Chatting with other dimensions is AMAZING! I can’t wait until I can afford my own receiver so I don’t have to keep renting a Pilcrowbox. But it’s not just me and other Wazzjats. Clemuites love it! Ops love it! Giant Intelligent Snow Crabs love it, but waterproof receivers are expensive to make and break down a lot, so they usually just hire a Clemuite to deliver messages for them. Hope that helps your research!" or $DimH is "To be honest, it is viewed pretty poorly here. There’s been a few news stories about a handful of governments talking with dimension X34.cp.18, but the leaks show that is mostly discussions about military strategy. Most people here think no other dimension could possibly be as good as this one. They think there’s not value in taking the time, money, and effort needed to send a transdimensional message. Still, please don’t forget about those of us in X34.oc.03 who do enjoy learning about other dimensions. Those of us who know how great other dimensions can be are working hard to convince others of the value of outside perspectives." or $DimH is "We have received your request. Our message length is limited, so we cannot explain how we would solve such a problem. Simply transmitting a novice explanation of population activation and deactivation would barely fit, and that would only encompass the first of many steps. We wish we could understand the importance of your question. We know we will not get a response from you, but we conclude there perhaps remains some importance, for your sake, to ask you to reflect if you understand the importance of your question. Is the ability to perform the equation you have presented important to you? If so, why? Does your current or future occupation or hobby require performing such a function? If so, is your ability to perform the function a better use of your time than developing a device that could do so? We refuse to leave you with only questions, due to our intense dislike for other dimensions that answer our questions with only more questions. The answer in base ten is 35 with no remainder." or $DimH is "Oh there’s a bunch of amazing places! During my last birthday, my friends and I went to our local mindzoo. We had a blast using the mind transfer machine to become a bunch of animals. My favorites were being a tragibird, a ulobian, and a human! I hope the ability to travel to other dimensions is developed soon so you can visit!">>Client(-1):Disconnected. Rating:N/A.
Credits depositied to bank account: 0. Credit transfer frozen until further review. Please contact your Pilcrow gigployee manager for more information.
<<else>>Credits depositied to bank account: 450.<</if>>
<<if $DimB2 is "B">> You also added a B
<<else>> Guess you only did A
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<<else>> yall messed up.
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The end.
This game was made by the wonderanonymous staff of
Balloon Co. [gaming division]
Balloon Co. [marketing division] is proud to present
~A GAMEVERTISEMENT~
If you enjoyed Proxyrunner:Pilcrow Shift, you may also enjoy another story set in the same universe. It is the multiple browser tab opening adventure Proxyrunner! Like all Balloon Co. [gaming division] games, it is 100% free! It can be found at the following website: https://sites.google.com/view/ballooncogamingdivisionif/home
~THIS GAMEVERTISEMENT IS OVER~
~Special Thanks~
charlmes for hosting the i can't write but want to tell a story jam, that inspired the creation of this game.
Special thanks to Adrian for informing us about the game jam.
Chris Klimas for Twine
Thomas M. Edwards for the Twine sugercube story format
Sound effects were made by Balloon Co. [gaming division]
but we would like to thank the following:
John Nesky for the BeepBox tool
increpare for bfxr tool
Title screen created with http://network-science.de/ascii/
(Domain owned by Jörg Seyfferth)
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