Ancient Archives 2116

<audio src="audio/amb00.mp3" autoplay></audio> <img src="h480/Office.png">You're sitting in your office. New messages have arrived in your mailbox. [[Open message 1 ->Message1]] [[Open message 2 ->Message2]] [[Open message 3 ->Message3]] [[Open message 4 ->Message4]]

You open the message. An old scruffy man appears on your screen. He is wearing a green uniform, a green peaked cap and has a bunch of shiny medals placed on his shirt. You recognise the man as secretary of state general Clintlock. He starts speaking to you. [[Continue ->Continue]]

You open the message. A man with a blinding row of teeth and perfect head of hair greets you. It's Channel 2's famous newsanchor Phil Tuggman. [[Continue ->Continue 2]]

<img src="h480/HerrGeneral.png">"As you propably know the war against the Northern Alliance of Canadalaska has been in a stalemate for some time now. Me and the science boys have been thinking that we need an edge against those moosers and that edge can be found from the past. The brainiacs read from the timefiles of an ancient 20th century communicator that was basically indestructible. We need you to find that communicator from your archives and send it to us so we can harness its power for our armors." [[What does the communicator look like? ->question 1]] [[Can you tell me anything else? ->question 2]] [[warehouse]]

<img src="h480/HerrGeneral.png">"Our info says its a remote controller shaped object with a small screen and a numpad on it." [[Ask more questions ->Continue]]

<img src="h480/HerrGeneral.png">"Yeah, the info also said when the comm was in use, it used to make this sound that could make men's eardrums shatter." [[It think that's enough ->Continue]] <audio src="audio/ysk.mp3" autoplay>

<img src="h480/3310.png">The object is a box shaped thing with a small screen and numpad. [[Not sure yet ->warehouse]] [[This is it ->take object 1]]

<img src="h480/Calculator5000.png">This appears to be a flat shape object with a small curve on top. In the curve is the object's small screen. It has a numerical pad. [[This might not be it ->warehouse]] [[This is it ->take Object 2]]

<img src="h480/storageroom.png">In the warehouse you open the archive cabinets labeled "20th century tech." You soon find few objects that match the general's description. [[Look at the first object ->Object 1]] [[Look at the second object ->Object 2]] <audio src="audio/amb02.mp3" autoplay>

<img src="h480/3310stillalive.png"><img src="h480/HerrGeneral.png">You send the object to the general. R&D mass produces armor based on its surface. The armor proves to be the turning point in the war and Canadalaska is finally crushed. History might not remember you but you are a hero. [[The End ->Start]]

<img src="extras\tumblr_lzcph1BstO1qh82ajo1_250.gif">You send the object to the general. His R&D unit examines it and mass produces armor based on its surface. The armor proves to be weak and the war is lost. Now you wake up every morning to the early moose call and chug your mandatory daily maple syrup bottle. Unfotunately the object was not what he was looking for. [[The End ->Start]]

<img src="h480/MrGrin.png">"A sunny seventeen morning to you, my friend! The bigwigs here at Channel 2 need a new show that will bring us the big ratings! I heard about this show they used to remake every 10 years and it was always a guaranteed hit. You wouldn't happen to have any episode reels of that show stashed up in that big archive of yours would ya?" [[I need more information ->Info]] [[Warehouse ->Warehouse 2]]

<img src="h480/MrGrin.png">"Hey your asking the wrong guy here! All my assisstant could tell me about it was that it was some kind of show of reptilian martial artists. I know right! How could anything like that make money?!" [[Yeah...sure... ->Continue 2]]

<img src="h480/storageroomcomputer.png">You open the warehouse computer and under the file "20th Century television" you search for: [[Boobies ->Boobies]] [[Kung fu reptiles ->KungFuReptiles]] [[SuperSummerVaction420 ->Vacationvid]] <audio src="audio/floppyread.mp3" autoplay>

<img src="h480/BaywatchVHS.png">Over 500 matches for the word boobies. You pick one. Some kind of show about a beach or something. [[This is excatly what I was looking for ->BadEnding]] [[Maybe I should search something else ->Warehouse 2]] <audio src="audio/computer.mp3" autoplay>

<img src="extras\11hasselhoff.gif">You copy few episodes from the archive and send them to Channel 2. They love the show and reboot it. Now your evening's entertainment is Baywatch starring cybernetically enhanced David Hasselhoff. [[The End ->Start]]

<img src="h480/ReptilianGladiatorsVHS.png">Search for Kung Fu reptiles brings up a few matches. You pick one. It's a show about a bunch of mutated adolescent turtles who with the help of sensei rat and a female news reporter fight against a man who's named after an office place mahinery and his minions who are a humanoid warthog and rhinoceros. TV used to be weird in the old times... [[This is not what I'm looking for ->Warehouse 2]] [[I guess this is it. ->GoodEnding]] <audio src="audio/computer.mp3" autoplay>

<img src="extras\F8rb8yW.gif">You copy a few of the show's episodes and send them to Tuggman. He loves it, his bosses love it and after it's rebooted as a new show, the whole country loves it. Toys are made, T-shirts are sold and coffee cups fly of the shelves. Turtlemania is running wild again! [[Cowabunga! ->Start]]

You open the message. You recognize the caller immediately as Yosef Amar, the famous socialite from upper east side. [[Continue ->Continue3]]

<img src="h480/AfricanSanta.png">"I am a collector of radio controlled vehicles. For years now I have been searching for a certain type of a car that was known as the unflippable one. I have traced the last known working copy to your business premises. If you can find it I'm willing to pay top dollar for it." [[What does the RC car look like? ->Question1]] [[Go to warehouse ->Warehouse3]]

<img src="h480/AfricanSanta.png">"The car has basically no bottom. You can drive it upside down and it can't stopped by walls. It was orange on side and blue on the other...or maybe it was red and purple." [[I'll see what I can do ->Warehouse3]]

<img src="h480/storageroomcomputer.png">You type in the warehouse computer the search term [[RC car1 ->FlipCar]] [[RC car2 ->HoverRC]] <audio src="audio/amb01.mp3" autoplay>

<img src="h480/flipRCcar.png">You find and orange and blue colored RC-car [[This is the one! ->DieEnde]] [[This probably isn't the one ->Warehouse3]]

<img src="h480/Rccar2.png">One match for purple and red colored RC-car. [[This must be it! ->Thenden]] [[This might not be the right one ->Warehouse3]]

<img src="h480/AfricanSanta.png">You send the RC-car to Yosef. He is pleased with your work and praises you in his WELP-review. He also calls your boss and demands that you get a raise and you do! Instead of making 8.50$ an hour, you now make 8.70$. Progress! [[The End ->Start]]

You send the hovercar to Yosef. He is not pleased in your incompetence and writes a scathing WELP-review. Your boss reads it and decides to let you go. Now you spend your days scavenging for dead nukarats in the trash. Maybe that hovercar wasn't such a hot idea? [[Sure, patronize me! ->Start]]

You open the message. You recognize it immediately as Dr. Madrigal. Why wouldn't you? She calls you every other week. [[What you have for me this time Doc? ->Continue4]]

<img src="h480/ScienceWoman.png">"As you may know my dog, Bartholomew III, passed away few weeks ago. While searching for a new pet I found out about this digital pet from the 90's. You know how I love everything vintage. Could you be a dear and find me one those digipets from your archives?" [[What does this digipet look like? ->Question 4]] [[I'll see what I can do ->Warehouse4]]

<img src="h480/ScienceWoman.png">"It was the shape and size of an egg, with small LCD screen and some buttons." [[Thanks, that helps ->Continue4]]

<img src="h480/storageroom.png">You open the warehouse archives under "Fads of the 90's". You find a few interesting objects. [[Look at object 1 ->Object1]] [[Look at object 2 ->Object2]] [[Look at object 3 ->Object3]] <audio src="audio/amb02.mp3" autoplay>

<img src="h480/DedRat.png">It's a dead rodent. [[Since her dog died I bet she'll love this! ->Loppu1]]

<img src="h480/Tamagotchi.png">It's an egg shaped and sized calculator type thing with a few buttons on it. [[This might be it ->Loppu2]]

<img src="h480/frisbee.png">It's a round shaped flat object with a sticker on top that says: "Summer's no Bummer!" [[I'm sure this is what she meant ->Loppu3]]

You sick little monkey! [[Lets try that again ->Warehouse4]]

<img src="h480/ScienceWoman.png">You send the object to the doctor. She responds to you with a new message. "Thank you dear! I love this thing, although it keeps dying all the time." [[Glad to be of service! ->Start]]

"Sorry honey, I don't think this is what I was looking for. Although I do agree with the idea of a unbummed summer." [[Sorry, let me look again ->Warehouse4]]

<img class="logo" src="h480/AncientArchives2116logo.png"> The year is 2116. You work in a warehouse called Old School Archives. Work is good and the pay is decent. Your daily grind consists of taking calls from the people of Ultra City 1 and finding products of the past for them. [[Start Game ->Start]]

<img src="h480/MysteriousVHS.png">It’s tape with a man who’s clearly having way too much fun with himself. You don’t know what but something about the tape makes you very disturbed. [[Eh! I'll send this 'cause it's close enough! ->Enten]] <audio src="audio/computer.mp3" autoplay>

<img src="h480/BodonLomavideo22.png">You send the tape to Phil. He responds to you: "I don't know what dope you file cabinet boys smoke, but score some for me!" [[Guess it wasn't the right tape ->Warehouse 2]]