Biot Slayer

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Greetings Adventurer, i will call you "adventurer" or I'll name you later on since i dont know how to make custom names in java you find yourself in the Philippines Would you like to step in Quezon City? [[yes]] [[no]]

this game has no save option so you better finish the game The Dev (Xire Babiera) does not know how to nake that option yet i you know how to make that option contact me at "deeeezzzznutzz@gmail.com" or at "https://www.facebook.com/hoursofexp/" The game is still in deveplopment and we would like to hear your feedback it can be negative and positve dev's page (https://www.facebook.com/hoursofexp/) enjoy the game [[Main Menu]]

You head into Quezon City. You hear people doing shabu in the distance. A random guy with red eyes grabbed your shoulder and punched you, good thing you did boxing a few years ago you managed to defend yourself and all of the shabulero's buddies ran away [[*phew*]] [[fight another shabulero]]

As you were leaving the Philippines a shabulero grabbed your shoulder and punched you, good thing you did boxing a few years ago you manage to escape the shabulero and planned to stay in the Phillipines to stop all shabulero [[*phew*]] [[fight another shabulero]]

After all those drama you decided to explore quezon city, you decided to explore an alley way. while exploring the alley way, near a bin you found a nichirin blade engraved with the words "death to shabuleros"in kanji and next to it there is double dong black extra large dildo which one would you choose? [[dildo]] [[sword]]

you picked up the dildo then suddenly....you hear a loud shouting of "ora's and "muda's" you went closer where the sound was coming from you peeked at the corner and saw 2 biots fighting, an Awra and a Buknoy, you also notice that the Awra is fighting a biot, you think that they are just fighting but no, the Awra is fighting for the greater good but the Awra is losing, help Awra? [[help Awra]] [[ignore ]]

you picked up the sword then suddenly....you hear a loud shouting of "ora's and "muda's" you went closer where the sound was coming from you peeked at the corner and saw 2 biots fighting, an Awra and a Buknoy, you also notice that the Awra is fighting a biot, your nichirin sword is pointing at the Buknoy and its waving furiously like its urging to kill the buknoy but not the Awra, give help to eliminate Buknoy? [[give help]] [[ignore]]

You beat the shit out of the Buknoy with your dildo when the buknoy was pinned down.The Awra highly appreciated your help the Buknoy ran away because it was beaten so badly it went back to its den to drink it's starbucks to replenish health the Awra is now your companion [[cool, a companion ->nice ]]

The Awra notices that the Buknoy's weakness are tricycles, The Awra grabbed a tricycle and beat the shit out of the Buknoy with it, Buknoy being defeated, it retreated to its den to lick its wounds The Awra saw you not help when it was battling the Buknoy the Awra is slowly Approaching you with Intense orange chakra flowing through it's body with the intent to kill what do you do? [[beg for forgiveness because you were a pussy]] [[fight the Awra]] [[NIGERUNDAYOOO SMOKEYYY (run)]]

you tried to fight another shabulero, you failed miserably since this one had a knife in his belt the shabulero stabbed you menacingly dont push your luck too much you died [[Main Menu]]

You tried to fight the Awra with the overflowing chakra, next thing you knew you can see your whole body in 3 meters in front of you while feeling incredible amount of pain, you died, gg 2ll OvO [[gg 2ll->Main Menu]]

you tried to run away from an entity that is glowing, eventually the Awra catched up so quickly it snatched your neck and snapped it you died [[gg 2ll ->Main Menu]]

You begged forgiveness from the Awra The Awra sighs and forgave you and became your companion [[cool a strong companion->nice ]]

You took your sword and Battōjutsu the Buknoy making a large enough cut to make it retreat while sheathing your sword back looking like a badass the Buknoy crawled back to its den dringking fake starbucks to replenish health the Awra appreciated your help and became your companion [[neat, a companion ->nice ]]

Welcome to Biot Slayer!! load a game [[Chapter 1]] (beginning) [[chapter 2->ma- masaka]] (chaos)

The Awra also noticed you only had a dildo The Awra said he saw nichirin blade earlier and gave it to you *The Awra gave you the sword [[a sword? neat!->thanks]]

The Awra also noticed you only had the nichirin blade The Awra pulls out the double headed dong it earlier and gave it to you *The Awra gave you the THE BLACK MAMBA [[The BLACK MAMBA->thanks]]

The Awra notices that the Buknoy's weakness are tricycles, The Awra grabbed a tricycle and beat the shit out of the Buknoy with it, Buknoy being defeated, it retreated to its den to lick its wounds The Awra saw you not help when it was battling the Buknoy the Awra is slowly Approaching you with Intense orange chakra flowing through it's body with the intent to kill what do you do? [[beg for forgiveness because you were a pussy ]] [[fight the Awra ]] [[NIGERUNDAYOOO SMOKEYYY (run) ]]

You begged forgiveness from the Awra The Awra sighs and forgave you and became your companion [["that was close"->nice ]]

you tried to run away from an entity that is glowing, eventually the Awra catched up so quickly it snatched your neck and snapped it you died [[gg 2ll ->Main Menu]]

After all the fuss you get hungry and decided to get some pizza rolls but then you realize there is no pizza rolls available 0o0 your companion suggested to eat some street food, your companion suggested a quick snack of balut a fermented duck egg thats was steammed you got weairded out that there is a dead duck in the egg but you are hungry [[eat balut]] [[dont eat balut]]

when you get offended playing this game the dev and "Iglesia ni Kevin" are not responsible for it is your choice to play this offensive game this game is for fun only this game does not earn money in any way dont take anything in this game seriously dont play this game if you are easily offended all this dialouge are made sarcasticly and satirely if you did not read all of this when i told you to, im in no reponsibility nor the group "Iglesia ni Kevin" are go screw yourself if i did anything wrong this game is parody of Kimetsu no yaiba (demonslayer) biotslayer

WELCOME TO BIOT SLAYER [[Main Menu]]

seeing the balut was weird but you man up and eat it whole at once with salt and vinegar, your mind was blown away on how delicious it was, your companion was happy that you enjoyed it [[move on]] [[give some to companion]]

you pussied out of eating the balut and tried to get a pizza instead, your companion was kinda dissapointed and sad [[man up and eat the balut?]] or [[pussy out and dont eat the balut?]]

The Awra Appreciated it [[yeyyy->move on]]

you decided to visit the Manila zoo and see some monkeys you hop on a jeepney then suddenly a badjao starts to request for money your companion already gave some money to the badjao [[give money]] [[dont give money]]

The Awra appreciated that you tried to make it happy when you ate the balut your mind was blown and regretted on almost missing out on this exotic food [[woahh ->move on]] [[spit food]]

you gave money and the badjao spared your life for giving money because he was the bad kind of badjao, the ones that does not announce "di kami masamang tao" (we are not bad people) the ride continuous [[thank goodness]] [[try and steal back the money]]

the badjao got his eyes on you since you were the only one who didnt give money, thhbadjao pulls out a shank and tried to stab you luckily you companion stopped and defended you from the badjao your companion took the shank and the Awra stabbed the badjao the ride continuous [[im saaaaved->thank goodness]]

The Awra saw that and just decided to ignore it because you were a pussy the Awra also decided you really were a pussy [[aww man->move on]]

after all that drama you and you companion arrived at Manila zoo in one piece you got amazed by this elephant, tigers, sneks, monkeys and other animals the Awra enjoys the zoo, both of you took pictures and videos and enjoy the food and other stuff then suddenly........ a loud BANG came from outside manila zoo everyone went quiet and looked where the loud bang came from everyone took a glance outside and it was.......... [[ma- masaka]](it can't be)

the Awra decided you were a pussy for not eating the balut the Awra shrugged it off since its your first time here [[geez->move on]]

You tried to take back the money sneaky beaky like you managed to steal back the money but the badjao saw your hand retracting from his pocket [[fight]] or [[flight]]

you pulled out your nichirin blade and the black mamba, your Awra stopped you from pulling out your weapons and it said "Its not worth it" you pocketed your dildo and sheated your sword both of you bolted away from the badjao losing the badjao [[next time->thank goodness]]

you bolted away like a bolter from dying light when the badjoa started chasing both of you The Awra noticed you were slow at running so the awra carried you and Nigerundayo out of there [[FASTER SMOKEEEEY->thank goodness]]

you went outside to investigate, you see chaos, tons of biots and shabuleros scattered outside you see a wounded man, cars on fire and lots of biots and shabuleros the Awra left you to fight all those enemies but sadly the Awra died fighting them, the Awra didnt stand a chance, they were too powerful you screamed loudly with anger and you grabbed you blade and started breathing furiously you run and slice all the biots and shabulero you saw but there is too many, you quickly grabbed the wounded man and run away [[*run]] [[stop running]] [[keep fighting]]

you kept running and you almost got away from them, a fast biot catched up to you and stopping you, you tried to attack it but it blocked it like its nothing [[fuck]]

they caught you but you managed to fight back a little bit, they are surrounding you [[run away->*run]] [[keep fighting]]

you kept fighting you eventually got surrounded by biots and shabuleros strong and weak biots where arround you no escape they are getting closer you attempted to swing your sword it got stopped by a strong biot rendering it useless [[fuck]]

You are now surrounded by alot of enemies but you wondered why they are not attacking you A pathway has cleared up from the enemies movind side by side, an entity is emerging from that path it looks familiar [[take the chance and run away]] [[wait for the entity to appear]]

you tried to run away from them with the wounded dude you bumped into the entity and it was.....BUKNOY brandishing its fake ass starbucks the buknoy strangled you choking you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [[FUCK]]

you stayed and waited for the entity to appear and it was.........BUKNOY the buknoy grabbed your neck choking you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [[FUCK]]

suddenly the wounded man you were carrying stood up showing no signs of pain nor wounds the man calmy took your sword and took a stance he started breathing calmly and whispered "total concentration, water breathing, 3rd form, Flowing Dance" He then killed all biots near him in a amazing choreography kinda style with no effort [[woah!]]

after the biots are gone, shabuleros rushed to him the man jumps, breathes and whispered "total concentration, water breathing, 8th form, Waterful Basin" he then smahed all the red eyed shabuleros on the proximity he then turned his focus on the Buknoy choking you [[save me nee-chan]]

the buknoy sweats in fear, the buknoy shrugged it off thinking its just genjutsu, it releases you form the choke approaching the man the man breathes again and whispers "total concentration, water breathing, elevent form, dead calm" you hear nothing but only feel the calmness of an ocean the buknoy jumped on the man but when it landed it was split into 2 pieces you only saw the man walking forward unsheathing and sheathing the sword he then picked you up and thanked you for saving him earlier [[yay thank you for saving me too]]

after what happened he introduced him self as a biot slayer he explained what the blade can do, you were amazed on how poweful it is and the potential it has you want to learn how use it properly and use it to its fullest potentail the man introduced him self as.........Alberto! [[Alberto!!]]

he noticed you were amazed on what he did to those biots, shabulero and the buknoy, he asked who you were you said "AN ADVENTURER" (cuz idk how to make custom names deal with it) [[the dev is surely a dumbass]]

you started training with Alberto in the mountains you finnaly got up in the mountain and he said "rest now and choose what you would want to train tomorrow" [[schleep ]] [[schleep ]] [[schleep]] [[schleep ]] [[schleep ]]

You slept handsomely like Lancelot Alberto woke you up to eat then he told you to get ready so both of you can start to train [[train ]] [[train ]] [[train ]] [[train ]]

wrong one you got raped by a biot [[Load Game]]

you gort shrekt by shrekt [[Load Game]]

wrong one you got killed by a shabulero [[Load Game]]

wrong one you died in your sleep [[Load Game]]

you and Alberto went up the mountain Alberto said, "go down the mountain for your training" then alberto dissappeared, you ruged it off bevause it looks ez pizy you tried to descend but then a trip wire stopped you and you hear somthing was coming at you, it was..... KNIVES [[dodge]] [[catch]]

another train goes choo choo

you dodged it barely it hit you clothes tho [[run more]]

yes you tried to catch the knives but you got cut, the blade has poison you are dying you are now dead haha dumb move bitch yes you are the main chartacter but that does not mean I am going to give you plot armor HAHAHAH die bitch [[again, fuck you dev->train ]]

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you finally got of the mountain and stted to train for 2 years straight you entered the biot slayer camp to be a leg8t biot slayer [[go to the Biot slayer camp]]

there is no biot slayer camp yet hahaha im bored doing this game hahahaha [[fuck you dev->Main Menu]]