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There are four different coloured drinks infront of you. What would you choose? [[Your answer: Transparent]]

A kid got a soccer ball and a bicycle for his birthday. Why did the kid cry? [[Your answer: He had no legs]]

One day, your gold fish died. You got very upset, your father bought you chocolate that was the same size as your gold fish. You wanted your brother to die. why? [[Your answer: You wanted a chocolate that was as big as your brother]]

You see someone holding a knife with blood stains. Who is this 'someone'? [[Your answer: Me]]

I guess it is you. [[ok]]

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[[that's really it]]

[[thats actually fucking it]]

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I'm gonna order grubhub [[now]]

[[ok that's it.]]