CatAdventure

(set: $name to (prompt: "You're a real cool cat. What's your name?:", "")) [[BEGIN!->Intro]]

Twas a calm, quiet day. You've just woken up from your 36th nap, feeling as refreshed as every. You get up to find your best friend, Mr.Jangles. You haven't seen him all day, and you're excited to play your favorite game with him: hit n' chase. You approach Jangles' normal hiding spot, but you cant find him, anywhere. Confused, you look around the room, wondering what to do. [[Go back to sleep->Sleep Ending]] [[Look in the toy chest->Chest]] [[Remember what you did last night->Last Night]]

Your concern for Mr. Jangles grows, but then immediately disappears as you lay down for your 37th daily nap. Maybe you'll find him when you wake up. But until then, we sleep. You've reached the SleepyBoi ending [[Try Again!->Intro]] [[Sleep->Thanks]]

You walk over to the toy chest and open it up, hoping to find your friend. You don't see Mr. Jangles, but a mysterious device catches your eye. It's a small metal box with a big red button in the middle. There's a note on the back that says "unstable teleporter." [[Put it back->oops]] [[Press the button->Teleport]] [[Press the button, lots of times!->Crazy Teleport]]

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You toss the device back into the chest. Right as it lands, it begins to spark. All of a sudden, bright flash blinds you. You've been teleported! As you regain your vision, you look around. Something about this new area seems oddly familiar. You look out of an opening and you see one of Mr. Jangles' ribbons. You look of the opening, and you see the area where you were just standing, except the toy chest and everything else is a lot larger. You've been teleport INSIDE of Mr Jangles! [[Uh Oh->Sad End]]

You cautious press the button a single time. With a flash, you are taken back to last night's party. Looks like you just took a hit of the Nip, so you're feeling sweeeeeet. You take a couple minutes to party, and right as your about to pass out you notice Mr. Jangles behind the toy chest. You wake up the next morning, after the high comes down, and you remember where you saw your friend! You hurry over to the toy chest and get Mr. Jangles from behind. Let the fun times continue! You've reach Time Traveler ending! [[Try Again!->Intro]] [[Woo!->Thanks]]

You press the big button 37 times, which is an oddly specific choice. The device start sparking violently, and with a big flash of light, you have been teleported to ancient Egypt! You seem to have landed in a royal palace. The Egyptians are started at first, but when the see your beautiful fur and cute face, they immediatly worship you! While you're still a bit concerned about your friend, you quickly assume the role of an Egyptian god! You go down in history as $name, Egyptian God of Beauty. You've reached Became a Literal God ending! [[Try Again!->Intro]] [[Awesome!->Thanks]]

You remember the party you had with Jangles last night. The two of you got SUPER high on the Nip. It was crazy! As we all know, Mr. Jangles always goes hard, so he's probably still recovering from the party. Now where could he be? [[Look in the basement->The Basement]] [[Look in the Attic->The Attic]] [[Take another hit of the Nip-> The Nip]]

You make your way down to the basement and you find you're arch nemesis, Terry the rat. You're instantly infuriated by the sight of Terry. He's been messing with you for years. You run up to him and demand he tell you where your friend is. He says he may have seen Mr. Jangles earlier in the day, but the information will cost you... [[Let him have a hit of the Nip]] [[Just attack him already]]

You travel to the attic in search for Mr. Jangles. But as you walk up the stairs, you feel a presence behind you. But must find your friend so you keep going up. [[Continue->Spooky Death]]

You're concern for your friend quickly fades as you notice your stash of the Nip staring back at you. The temptations is just too hard to fight! You lay down, and take a nice looooooong hit, and you feel instantly feel so much more relaxed. After a couple hours of Nip, you get hungry and eat an entire bag of freeze-dried chicken bits, you're favorite. You're memory of Mr. Jangles completely fades as you enjoy your food. You've reach the I Was Gonna Find My Best Friend, but then I Got High ending. [[Try Again!->Intro]] [[Dank->Thanks]]

You slowly walk backwards in horror, realizing you will spend the rest of your days inside Mr. Jangles. You lay down for a sad nap. Possible the last you will ever have. You've reached Sad Ending. [[Try Again!->Intro]] [[Aw man->Thanks]]

You reach the attic, carefully looking around for your friend. As you're searching, you remember a story that Mr. Jangles told you about the demons that live in the attic. But the two of you were high on the Nip, so it can't be real, right> Suddenly you hear a door creek open behind you. As you slowly turn around, a demon emerges and snatches you! He throws you into a bag labeled "Fresh Cat Souls" and walks back through the door to his lair. As your soul is being extracted, you wonder how you've lived in this house for 6 years and never notived the demon in the attic. Oh well... You've reach the Apparently We Have Demons ending. [[Try Again!->Intro]] [[Wow, Thats Crazy->Thanks]]

Since you obviously always have some of the Nip with you at all times, you pull some out and let Terry have a hit. He leans back and falls over. You remind him to tell you where Mr. Jangles is. "huh? Oh yea, he's behind that ... that uhh ... that ... umm ... what the word ...?" Terry stammers for a few more seconds. [[Just say it, Terry!]]

You lunge at Terry and pin him down. Terrified, he instantly gives in at tell you Mr. Jangles is in the box in the corner. As you make your way over, you hear Terry yell "$name is in position. Get 'im boys!" All of a sudden, a (literal) wave of rats charge at you. You're frozen in fear and you begin (literally) drown in a sea of rats. As your vision fades, Terry walks away, feeling accomplished. You should've known never to trust a rat. You've reached the It's a Trap! ending. [[Try Again!->Intro]] [[Oh no!->Thanks]]

You put Mr. Jangles downs and lunge at Billy. As you pin him to the ground, you get ready to eat him, but right before you do, he yells "Now! Now! Get 'im!" Suddenly, an excessive number of rats charge at you(like, way too many rats to have in one place. It's ridiculous). You fight of a couple of them but the legion of rats overwhelm you. As you begin (literally) drowning in rats, you think of the fun times you were just about to have with Mr. Jangles. You've reached the So Close ending! [[Try Again!->Intro]] [[Nooo->Thanks]]

You decide let them live. You'll get them another day. But today, we play! You've reached the Reunited ending! [[Try Again->Intro]] [[Happy Ending!->Thanks]]

"Umm ... uhh ... Box! That box over there. Mr. Jongles is behind there. Now leave me alone $name I got some stuff to do like ... like uhh ... like ..." Annoyed, you walk away to get your friend as Terry falls asleep. Right when you and Mr. Jangles reunite, you see Billy, Terry's right had man, run up to Terry attempting to wake him up. "Ayo boss. We got 'im in perfect position! We gonna jump $name or not?" You're filled with rage again, but you decide to [[Eat Billy]] [[Walk away]]