Space Police

scoff.\n\nYou DIE!\n\n[[Try again|I can't wait]]

Then it's over.\n\nPhew.\n\nYou mark the LSD cloud on the galaxy map and soon a lot of teenager in space speedster go there.\n\nOh no.\n\n[[Luckily you're not the space youth police|I can't wait]]\n\n

You become a cool cult leader, skull throne and everything.\n\nYour minions work tirelessly and soon power is restored.\n\nA rescue ship comes and you realize the humanity you lost!\n\nAfter many years of therapy, you regain it. \n\n(The Macguffians all died).\n\n[[More police work to do!|I can't wait]]

Welcome!\n\nIt's your first year as a Lieutnant of Space Police!\n\nMake us proud, champ.\n\n[[I can't wait]]\n[[I can wait]]

Yay, how cool!\n\nYou totally go rogue and stuff!\n\nBut that doesn't solve the problem of overpopulation.\n\n(Still, pretty cool. Kudos to you.)\n\n[[Try again|check out the rumors you hear about Falsequivalenca III]]

You win!\n\nAll of B'chdel throws a party for you. You meet someone of your appropriate gender and have relations that go exactly as far as you want them to (and using protection, if and were necessary).\n\n[[But then it's time for more space patrolling!|I can't wait]]

After a few hours on a healthy diet, you can repair the drive and fly to Macguffina.\n\nYou save everyone!\n\nYou become a vegetarian and will be forever haunted by what you did!\n\n[[Well, that's okay then.|I can't wait]]

PEW! PEW! PEW!\n\nThe space worm falls over dead!\n\nOh not, it was the last of it's kind.\n\nYou're getting a mild reprimand from command, but Gigantus III is saved.\n\n[[Hooray!|I can't wait]]

After a long work day, you order some space pizza.\n\nYAY! You have won!\n\n\n***The end***

No, don't give up!\n\n[[Try again|check out the rumors you hear about Falsequivalenca III]]

The small world B'chdel (friendly, generally nice, low crime rate, good schools, great health care) is beset by the evil Merac Empire (imperalist, kind of awkward socially, terribly broken health system but good propaganda).\n\nYou defend the brave small planet! Go you!\n\nOh no! Combat here is based on an outdated binary idea of gender. How weird!\n\n[[fight like a boy]]\n[[fight like a girl]]\n

"Not so fast, Christopher Walken!"\n\n"Damn you, space police! You are always one step ahead of me! But you'll never catch me alive!"\n\nOh no! He jumps into a sea of acid! No way he survived that. Poor Christopher Walken.\n\nYou saved Gemelo, the planet of the twin suns.\n\n[[More police adventures|I can't wait]]

A lot of places in space need the help of the brave SPACE POLICE.\n\nYou can go to\n\n[[Gigantus III]]\n[[Gemelo, planet of the twin suns]]\n[[a drifting space freighter]]\n[[bring medicine to the ailing world Macguffina]]\n[[check the seedy space bar Ellison's]]\n[[defend the small world B'chdel from the evil Merac Empire]]\n[[patrol the uncharted sector XK2-112-AAC]]\n[[check out the rumors you hear about Falsequivalenca III]]\n\n\n[[Only click this once you've solved all the problems!(Space policemen don't cheat)|end]]\n\n\n

Oh no! 38% of your crew die.\n\n12 % are injured.\n\nYour cabin is next to the med bay and their crying keeps you up at night.\n\n[[You barely escape, but you are ready for new adventures!|I can't wait]]

This planet is very hot.\n\nYou put on some sunscreen. Very responsible! (pat yourself on the back).\n\nThis planet is the home of shape-shifting aliens. A lot of xenobiologists have gone mad trying to figure out the evolutinary benefit of this.\n\n"Hello, Space police. What seems to be the problem?"\n\n"Hello, one of our congressman has been replaced by a shapeshifter. What do you, the space detective, want to do about it?"\n\n"I'll find the infiltrator, it's obviously...\n\n[[Murxelraparxel|wrong]]\n[[Traxelparzaxrxel|wrong]]\n[[Snurgelvardrurxzel|wrong]]\n[[Valurxelmurxel|wrong]]\n[[Christoper Walken]]

[[Lots of colors and stuff]]

SPACE POLICE

"Haha, I'll beat you!" says the worm.\n\n"Haha, jokes on you, you don't have hands"\n\n"Oh no, curse you, trappings of biology!" says the worm and wanders off.\n\n[[GIGANTUS III IS SAVED!|I can't wait]]\n\n

Good call!\n\nAll your crew survives!\n\nThey cheer and throw a surprise party!\n\nBut forget your peanut allergy!\n\nThe doctor might not be able to sing due to his carbon-based biology, but he sure is quick with an space epi-pen.\n\n[[You survived!|I can't wait]]

Smartass.\n\n[[Continue|I can't wait]]

You escape, but 72% of your crew die.\n\nOh no!\n\nTheir families are sad and cry a lot.\n\n[[But for you it's off to new adventures!|I can't wait]]

\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[[So very trippy]]

You board a mysteriously drifting space freighter thas has no legitimate crew.\n\n"Hello?" you ask.\n\nNo answer.\n\n"Space police?"\n\nNo answer.\n\n"Sir" One of your Space bobbies points at the view screen.\n\nYou're drifting towards a wormhole.\n\nOh no! Think fast, space sergeant!\n\n[[Reconfigure the plasma cupplings to emit a reverse tachyon blast polarity]]\n[[Initialize the anti-matter dampers to recombobulate the pholigston of the secondary power supply]]\n[[put the ship in reverse]]

Quick, there's an epedemic of pinkeye on Macguffina !\n\nit's deadly to the Macguffians.\n\nHundreds of lives are at perils!\n\n(The Macguffians are generally a bit frail, so there aren't that many of them)\n\nYou fly to the planet, but oh no! There's a solar flare from its sun that disables all the ship's systems.\n\nYou all float around in zero gravity!\n\nAfter a few hours, all social order has collapsed.\n\nIn order to survive you ...\n\n... [[resort to cannibalism]]\n... [[build a cult based on human sacrifice]]\n... [[try to retain your humanity]]

"Oh no, Mr. Space Policeman, you are dead wrong!\n[[Please try again!|Gemelo, planet of the twin suns]]

"Hey worm, planet eating is not cool!"\n\n"Oh no"\n\n"Yes, don't let it happen again. I'm letting you off without a citation"\n\n"Gee thanks!"\n\nThe space worm waves and flies off.\n\nWait a minute! Worms don't have hands! \n\n[[ACKNOWLEDGE HINT AT LARGER PLOT BUT CONTINUE|I can't wait]]

You meet a mysterious brooding character at the bar.\n\nYou don't like introverts so no interaction happens.\n\n[[Back to ship|I can't wait]]

High Kitts

You fly through an LSD cloud!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[[So trippy]]

PEW PEW PEW\n\n"Oh no, our cloning machine!" says the king. "A very unfortunate event, no we'll die out."\n\n"Maybe you need to create an attractive work/life balance focused environment to bring your women back"\n\n"Thank you, space colonel. We will do that!"\n\n[[The day is saved|I can't wait]]

The planet is populated solely by male green space aliens.\n\nIt's kinda overpopulated.\n\n"Excuse me, sir" you ask the king. "Where are your women?"\n\n"They all went to become dancers on seedy space stations!"\n\n"oh no"\n\n"But we build a cloning machine to reprodcue and now we don't mind."\n\n"That seems like an oversimplification."\n\n"And we will conquer the universe!"\n\nOh not! Act quick, space captain!\n\n[[shoot king with raygun]]\n[[shoot cloning machine with raygun]]\n[[go rogue]]

"Argh" says the king.\n\nBut this doesn't solve the problem over overpopulation!\n(Though it may usher in a new era of democracy).\n\n\n[[Try again|check out the rumors you hear about Falsequivalenca III]]

Lol noob.\n\nThe others who are not hampered by such concerns but embrace our innate bestial natures kill you. \n\nTry again.\n\n[[Hmpf.|I can't wait]]

Gigantus III\n\nOh no! The planet of Gigantus III is attacked by a giant, hungry space worm. \n\n"Save us, SPACE POLICE!" \n\nyell the people of Gigantus III, who are, ironically, rather small by galactic standards.\n\nDo you...\n\n[[TALK TO THE WORM]]\n[[SHOOT THE WORM WITH YOUR SHIP'S LASERS - PEW PEW PEW]]\n[[CHALLENGE THE WORM TO A GAME OF ROCK PAPER SCISSORS]]