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@@#but.bq;<q>But where do you live mostly now?</q>@@ \ @@#with.bq;“With the lost boys.”@@ <<nobr>> <<timed 2s>> <<script>> $( '#but').fadeTo(2000, 1); <</script>> <<next 4s>> <<script>> $( '#with').fadeTo(2000, 1); <</script>> <<next 4s>> <<script>> $('#but').fadeTo(2000,0); <</script>> <<next 1s>> <<script>> $('#with').fadeTo(2000,0) <</script>> <<next 2s>> <<goto 'Epigraph'>> <</timed>> <</nobr>>

@@#who.bq;<q>Who are they?</q>@@ \ @@#they.bq;<span id='theyare'>“They are </span>the children who fall<span id='outof'> out of their perambulators when the nurse is looking the other way. If they are not claimed in seven days they are sent far away to the Neverland...”</span>@@\ <<nobr>> <<timed 0s>> <<script>> $('#who').fadeTo(2000,1); <</script>> <<next 4s>> <<script>> $('#they').fadeTo(2000,1); <</script>> <<next 4s>> <<script>> $('#who').fadeTo(2000,0); <</script>> <<next 4s>> <<script>> $('#theyare').fadeTo(1800,0); $('#outof').fadeTo(2200,0); $('#todefray').fadeTo(2000,0); <</script>> <<next 400ms>> <<script>> $('#they').fadeTo(2000,0); <</script>> <<next 4s>> <<replace '#they'>><<include 'menu'>><<removeclass '#they' 'bq'>><</replace>> <<script>> $('.menu,#menu,#they').fadeTo(2000,1); <</script>> <<next .5s>> <<script>> $('.directions').fadeTo(2000,1); <</script>> <</timed>> <</nobr>>

<div class="menu">\ !10 L0ST B0YS !!!!An RPG Character Generator <<link 'Start'>><<audio 'puzzle' play loop>><<goto 'Names'>><</link>> <<link 'About'>><<popup 'About'>><</link>> <<link 'Credits'>><<popup 'Credits'>><</link>> </div> \ @@.directions;headphones recommended m toggles sound f toggles <<link 'fullscreen'>><<run Fullscreen.toggle()>><</link>>@@

<<if not $finish>>\ 10 L0ST B0YS was created for the Twine 10th Anniversary Game Jam. But maybe you should play the game first before learning more about it? <<else>>\ With apologies to J.M. Barrie’s Peter Pan, for whom <q>make-believe and true were exactly the same thing,</q> 10 L0ST B0YS is @@#motivated;<<linkappend 'inspired'>> (no, that’s not quite <<link 'the right word'>><<replace '#motivated'>>motivated<</replace>><</link>>)<</linkappend>>@@ by militant white supremacist groups like the Proud Boys or various Boogaloo groups. Aside from their obvious dedication to preserving white supremacy, they have also weaponized pastiche. Pastiche of conspiracies, pastiche of pop culture, pastiche of fashion. In the 1980s the scholar Fredric Jameson famously criticized pastiche as <q>a neutral practice...amputated of the satiric impulse, devoid of laughter and of any conviction.</q> Jameson got it wrong though. Modern paramilitary hate groups have transmuted pastiche into an effective floating signifier of their <<linkappend 'conviction'>> -- conviction of their own power to make anything mean something simply by virtue of declaring it to be so. In this way, they evoke Sianne Ngai’s sense of <q>the zany,</q> or the manic cultural performance of <q>incessant doing</q> that blurs the lines between work and play, private and public, fun and not-so-fun<</linkappend>>. 10 L0ST B0YS presents the player with ten decisions, each with ten options to choose from. The math is simple but stupefying: 10^^10^^ possible combinations, or, 10 billion variations. Yet the outcome is always depressingly the same, more or less. Welcome to the logic of white supremacist hate groups. <</if>>

* 10 L0ST B0YS is written and coded by Mark Sample in Twine * Additional Sugarcube macros and effects by Thomas Michael Edwards ([[Replacelink and Shake->https://www.motoslave.net/sugarcube/2/]]), Chapel ([[Articles->https://twinelab.net/custom-macros-for-sugarcube-2/#/articles]], [[Dialog->https://twinelab.net/custom-macros-for-sugarcube-2/#/dialog-api-macro-set]], [[Event->https://twinelab.net/custom-macros-for-sugarcube-2/#/event-macros]], and [[Fading Text->https://twinelab.net/custom-macros-for-sugarcube-2/#/fading-macros]]), and HiEv ([[Glitchy text->https://qjzhvmqlzvoo5lqnrvuhmg-on.drv.tw/UInv/Sample_Code.html#Glitchy%20Text]]) * The [[record scratch->https://freesound.org/people/Halleck/sounds/29938/]] comes from Freesound * The background music is licensed under a non-exclusive, non-transferable license from [[John Leonard French->https://assetstore.unity.com/packages/audio/music/orchestral/ultimate-game-music-collection-37351]] * Audio edits and effects done in Audacity by Mark Sample * The epigraph and epilogue come from J.M Barrie’s //Peter Pan// of course, which is in the public domain in the United States

<<timed 2s t8n>>\ <h2>10 L0ST B0YS</h2>\ <<next 2s t8n>>\ There are 10 lost boys:\ <<next 3s t8n>>\ <ol> <<for _i, _name range $boys.pluckMany(10)>> <<capture _name>> <li>[[_name|Locations][$lostboy to _name]]</li> <</capture>> <</for>> </ol>\ \ <<set $newboys to $boys.pluckMany(10)>>\ <<next 1s t8n>>\ (There are others of course. $newboys, and more.) <</timed>>

<h2>$lostboy</h2>\ $lostboy is from: <ol>\ <<for _i, _location range $cities.pluckMany(10)>> <<capture _location>> <li>[[_location|Child][$city to _location]]</li> <</capture>> <</for>> </ol>\ \ [[Name->Names]] > City

<h2>$lostboy from @@.avoidwrap;$city@@</h2>\ As a child, $lostboy: # [[$legos.list.toTitleCase()|Clothing][$play to $legos]] # [[$magic.list.toTitleCase()|Clothing][$play to $magic]] # [[$fossils.list.toTitleCase()|Clothing][$play to $fossils]] # [[$minecraft.list.toTitleCase()|Clothing][$play to $minecraft]] # [[$camping.list.toTitleCase()|Clothing][$play to $camping]] # [[$reading.list.toTitleCase()|Clothing][$play to $reading]] # [[$treasure.list.toTitleCase()|Clothing][$play to $treasure]] # [[$pirates.list.toTitleCase()|Clothing][$play to $pirates]] # [[$paper.list.toTitleCase()|Clothing][$play to $paper]] # [[$choir.list.toTitleCase()|Clothing][$play to $choir]] \ [[Name->Names]] > [[City->Locations]] > Childhood

<h2>$lostboy from @@.avoidwrap;$city@@</h2>\ $lostboy remembers $play.memory. Simpler times. He’s older now, and wiser. $lostboy wears: <ol> <<for _i, _clothing range $clothes.randomMany(10)>> <<capture _clothing>> <li>@@.capitalize;[[setup.articles.output(_clothing.full)|Accessories][$fashion to _clothing]]@@</li> <</capture>> <</for>> </ol>\ [[Name->Names]] > [[City->Locations]] > [[Childhood->Child]] > Fashion

<h2>$lostboy from @@.avoidwrap;$city@@</h2>\ $lostboy accents his $fashion.full with: <ol> <<for _i, _accessory range $accessories.randomMany(10)>> <<capture _accessory>> <li>@@.capitalize;[[_accessory.full|Hair][$accent to _accessory]]@@</li> <</capture>> <</for>> </ol>\ [[Name->Names]] > [[City->Locations]] > [[Childhood->Child]] > [[Fashion->Clothing]] > Accessories

<h2>$lostboy from @@.avoidwrap;$city@@</h2>\ $lostboy complements his $fashion.short with $accent.full. A lot of his friends do too. $lostboy has: <ol> <<for _i, _hair range $hairstyles.randomMany(10)>> <<capture _i, _hair>> <li>@@.capitalize;[[_hair|Tattoos][$style to _hair]]@@</li> <</capture>> <</for>> </ol>\ [[Name->Names]] > [[City->Locations]] > [[Childhood->Child]] > [[Fashion->Clothing]] > [[Accessories]] > Hair

<h2>$lostboy from @@.avoidwrap;$city@@</h2>\ \ $lostboy wears his $fashion.short with $accent.short. It’s ironic, but also, not. It’s style. $lostboy has $style. Hair is so important you know, the <<linkreplace 'things it says'>>things it says<<toggleclass '#hopes' 'hide'>><</linkreplace>> about a man. @@#hopes.hide;<<linkappend 'His hopes'>>, <<linkappend 'his dreams'>>, his tribe<</linkappend>><</linkappend>>.@@ On $lostboy’s <<=either('neck', 'right arm', 'right shoulder', 'right bicep', 'right calf')>> is a tattoo: <ol> <<for _i, _tattoo range $tattoos.randomMany(10)>> <<capture _tattoo>> <<if _tattoo is 'lightning bolts' or _tattoo is 'crossed hammers' or _tattoo is 'crossed grenades'>> <li>@@.capitalize;<<link _tattoo>>@@</li> <<set $tat to _tattoo>> <<audio 'puzzle' stop>> <<audio 'scratch' volume .5 play>> <<shakescreen .5s>> <<dialog 'Wait? What?'>>\ Um, _tattoo? Let’s just ignore that tattoo for a sec. <<onclose>> <<audio 'restart' play>> <<script>> var puzzle = SimpleAudio.tracks.get("puzzle"); var restart = SimpleAudio.tracks.get('restart'); restart.one('ended.myEvents', function () { puzzle.loop(true); puzzle.play(); }); <</script>> <<goto 'Pop Culture'>> <</dialog>> <</link>> <<else>> <li>@@.capitalize;<<link setup.articles.output(_tattoo)>>@@</li> <<set $tat to _tattoo>> <<audio 'puzzle' stop>> <<audio 'scratch' volume .5 play>> <<shakescreen .5s>> <<dialog 'Wait? What?'>>\ Um, <<a _tattoo>>? Let’s just ignore that tattoo for a minute. <<onclose>> <<audio 'restart' play>> <<script>> var puzzle = SimpleAudio.tracks.get("puzzle"); var restart = SimpleAudio.tracks.get('restart'); restart.one('ended.myEvents', function () { puzzle.loop(true); puzzle.play(); }); <</script>> <<goto 'Pop Culture'>> <</dialog>> <</link>> <</if>> <</capture>> <</for>> </ol>\ [[Name->Names]] > [[City->Locations]] > [[Childhood->Child]] > [[Fashion->Clothing]] > [[Accessories]] > [[Hair]] > Tattoos

<<set $city_state to $city.split(',')>>\ <h2>$lostboy’s Not in $city_state[0] Anymore</h2>\ <<if $style.slice(0,1) is 'a'>>\ <<set $style to $style.slice(2)>>\ <</if>>\ With his $fashion.short and <<if $accent.short.slice(0,1) is 'a'>><<=$accent.short.slice(2)>><<else>>$accent.short<</if>>, $lostboy is definitely making <<linkreplace 'a fashion statement'>>a fashion statement. $play.abstraction<</linkreplace>>. $lostboy’s $style oddly <<if $style is 'frosted tips'>>complement<<else>>complements<</if>> his $tat tattoo. $lostboy listens to: <ol> <<for _i, _pop range $popCulture.randomMany(10)>> <<capture _pop>> <li>[[_pop.toUpperFirst()|Online Sites][$tv to _pop]]</li> <</capture>> <</for>> </ol>\ [[Name->Names]] > [[City->Locations]] > [[Childhood->Child]] > [[Fashion->Clothing]] > [[Accessories]] > [[Hair]] > [[Tattoos]] > Music

<h2>$lostboy Is a Long Way from $city_state[1]</h2>\ Time to go out. $lostboy dresses in his $fashion.short. He grabs his <<if $accent.short.slice(0,1) is 'a'>><<=$accent.short.slice(2)>><<else>>$accent.short<</if>> and looks in the mirror. It’s like his <<linkreplace 'uniform or something'>>uniform<</linkreplace>>. $lostboy’s $style <<if $style is 'frosted tips' or $style is 'muttonchops' or $style is 'surfer waves'>>are<<else>>is<</if>> at odds with his $tat tattoo, but that’s part of the point. $lostboy and his friends <<linkappend 'listen to $tv'>> and even chant it sometimes<</linkappend>>. They’re children of Trump and Red Bull. $lostboy gets his news from: <ol> <<for _i, _site range $sites.randomMany(10)>> <<capture, _site>> <li>[[_site|Initiation][$news to _site]]</li> <</capture>> <</for>> </ol>\ [[Name->Names]] > [[City->Locations]] > [[Childhood->Child]] > [[Fashion->Clothing]] > [[Accessories]] > [[Hair]] > [[Tattoos]] > [[Music->Pop Culture]] > News

<<set $plots to $conspiracies.randomMany(2)>>\ <h2>$lostboy Wants to be Part of Something Bigger</h2>\ $lostboy admires his $fashion.full. $lostboy admires his <<if $accent.full.slice(0,1) is 'a'>><<=$accent.full.slice(2)>><<else>>$accent.full<</if>>. He likes saying brand names, the way the syllables roll off his tongue. $lostboy’s $style and $tat tattoo are the glue that holds everything together. $lostboy and his fellow patriots listen to $tv and even chant it <<linkappend 'at rallies'>> in the state capitol<</linkappend>>. $lostboy learns about <<=$plots.first()>> and <<=$plots.last()>> from $news. To join up with <<=$newboys.randomMany(5)>>, and all the rest, $lostboy must: \ <ol> <<for _i, _rite range $rites.randomMany(10)>> <<capture, _rite>> <li>[[_rite.toUpperFirst()|Ideology][$initiation to _rite]]</li> <</capture>> <</for>> </ol>\ [[Name->Names]] > [[City->Locations]] > [[Childhood->Child]] > [[Fashion->Clothing]] > [[Accessories]] > [[Hair]] > [[Tattoos]] > [[Music->Pop Culture]] > [[News->Online Sites]] > Initiation

<<set $beliefs to 0>>\ <<if $initiation is 'punch an antifa, or anyone, really'>>\ <<set $initiation to 'punch an antifa, or at least it probably was an antifa'>>\ <<elseif $initiation is 'deliver a perfectly lip synced performance of “Proud to be an American”'>>\ <<set $initiation to 'sing “Proud to be an American.” His lip syncing is perfect'>>\ <</if>>\ <h2 id='final1'>$lostboy is in the $proudboys</h2>\ @@#final2;$lostboy does indeed $initiation. <<=$boys.pluckMany(4)>>, and <<=$boys.pluck()>> cheer him on. It’s a roaring success.@@ @@#final3;Flexing his $tat tattoo, $lostboy shakes his glorious $style. He imagines it in slow mo and asks <<=$boys.pluck()>> to record it and post it on <<=$social.pluck()>>. Going viral. That’ll show the snowflakes back in $city_state[0]. They go out to celebrate his initiation. There was no one to tell them to wash their hands before dinner so they ate with dirty hands.@@ @@#final4;$lostboy is now part of the $proudboys. It’s the best militia ever. The training they do in the woods, it’s just, <<replacelink>>wow<<becomes>>righteous is the word<</replacelink>>. He could have joined the $altright1 in $altrightcitystate1, or the $altright2 in $altrightcitystate2. But $proudboys is the best. It’s where $lostboy belongs. The $proudboys fight for:@@ <div id='final5'>\ # <<replacelink>>Free and Independent Militias<<gains>> for White People<<gains>> Only <<count>><</replacelink>> # <<replacelink>>Men’s Rights<<gains>> to Hate Feminism<<becomes>><<count>>Men’s Rights to Hate Women<</replacelink>> # <<replacelink>>The End of Genocide<<becomes>><<count>>The End of White Genocide<</replacelink>> # <<replacelink>>American Values<<becomes>>Western Values<<becomes>><<count>>Nordic Values<</replacelink>> # <<replacelink>>The Christian Faith<<becomes>>Protecting the Faith<<becomes>>Protecting the Race<<becomes>>Protecting the Race from Jews and Muslims<<count>><</replacelink>> # <<replacelink>>Blood and Honor<<becomes>>Pure Blood<<count>><</replacelink>> # <<replacelink>>The Boogaloo<<becomes>>Boogaloo T-Shirts<<becomes>>Assorted Boogaloo Merch<<becomes>>Assorted Boogaloo Merch with Free 2-Day Shipping<<count>><</replacelink>> # <<replacelink>>Economic Opportunity<<becomes>>Opening Up Gyms and Bars<<becomes>>Kidnapping the Governor, Maybe?<<count>><</replacelink>> # <<replacelink>>States' Rights<<becomes>>The Confederacy<<becomes>><<count>>Hanging a Confederate Flag in Your Dorm Room<</replacelink>> # <<replacelink>>The Children<<gains>> Kidnapped by Satan-Worshippers <<gains>> Who’ve Also Hired MS-13 <<gains>> to Assassinate Political Opponents <<gains>>All Funded by the Clinton Foundation<<count>><</replacelink>> </div> @@#final6;[[Name->Names]] > [[City->Locations]] > [[Childhood->Child]] > [[Fashion->Clothing]] > [[Accessories]] > [[Hair]] > [[Tattoos]] > [[Music->Pop Culture]] > [[News->Online Sites]] > [[Initiation]] > Beliefs@@

<<timed 2s>> <<audio 'ending' volume 0 fadein loop>> <<next 5s>> <<goto 'End 2'>> <</timed>>\

<h2>What Happened to $lostboy?</h2>\ \ <div class='epigraph'>\ <<fadein 3s 5s>>In the old days at home the Neverland had always begun to look a little dark and threatening by bedtime.<</fadein>> <<fadein 3s 10s>>Then unexplored patches arose in it and spread, <span class='glitchy avoidwrap' @data-text='$proudboys'>black shadows moved</span> about in them, the roar of the beasts of prey was quite different now, and above all, you lost the certainty that you would win.<</fadein>> <<fadein 3s 15s>>You were quite glad that the night-lights were on.<</fadein>> <<fadein 3s 22s>>You even liked Nana to say that this was just the mantelpiece over here, and that [[the Neverland was all make-believe->End Pause]].<</fadein>> </div>

<<timed 3s>> <<goto 'More End'>> <</timed>>

<h2 id='neverland'><<fadein 3s 2s>>$lostboy was Lost in the Neverland<</fadein>></h2>\ <<set $finish to true>>\ <div class='epigraph'>\ <<fadein 3s 6s>><span id='ofcourse'>Of course the Neverland had been make-believe in those days, but it was real now, and </span><span id='lights'>there were no night-lights, and </span><span id='darker'>it was getting darker</span><span id='nana'> every moment, and where was Nana?</span><</fadein>> </div>\ \ <div id='endmenu' class='menu'>\ !!10 L0ST B0YS !!!!A White Supremacist Character Generator <<link 'Restart'>><<run Engine.restart()>><</link>> <<link 'About'>><<popup 'About'>><</link>> <<link 'Credits'>><<popup 'Credits'>><</link>> </div> <<nobr>> <<timed 10s>> <<script>> $('#neverland').fadeTo(3000,0); <</script>> <<next 4s>> <<script>> $('#ofcourse,#nana').fadeTo(3000,0); <</script>> <<next 2s>> <<script>> $('#lights').fadeTo(3000,0); <</script>> <<next 1s>> <<script>> $('#darker').fadeTo(3000,0); <</script>> <<next 4s>> <<script>> $('#endmenu').fadeTo(3000,1); <</script>> <</timed>> <</nobr>>

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<<widget 'count'>> <<set $beliefs +=1>> <<if $beliefs is 10>> <<timed 0s>> <<audio 'crash' play goto 'End'>> <<audio ":lively" stop>> <<script>> $('#final1').fadeTo(1000,0); <</script>> <<next 250ms>> <<script>> $('#final2').fadeTo(1000,0); <</script>> <<next 250ms>> <<script>> $('#final3').fadeTo(1000,0); <</script>> <<next 250ms>> <<script>> $('#final4').fadeTo(1000,0); <</script>> <<next 250ms>> <<script>> $('#final5').fadeTo(1000,0); <</script>> <<next 250ms>> <<script>> $('#final6').fadeTo(1000,0); <</script>> <</timed>> <</if>> <</widget>>

<<if passage() is 'Locations' or passage() is 'Child' or passage() is 'Clothing' or passage() is 'Accessories' or passage() is 'Hair' or passage() is 'Tattoos'>> <<if SimpleAudio.tracks.get("puzzle").isStopped()>> <<audio 'puzzle' play loop>> <</if>> <<if SimpleAudio.tracks.get('restart').isPlaying()>> <<audio 'restart' stop>> <</if>> <</if>> <<if passage() is 'Pop Culture' or passage() is 'Online Sites' or passage() is 'Initiation' or passage() is 'Ideology'>> <<if SimpleAudio.tracks.get('puzzle').isStopped() and SimpleAudio.tracks.get('restart').isStopped()>> <<audio 'puzzle' play loop>> <</if>> <</if>> <<if passage() is 'End 2' or passage() is 'End Pause' or passage() is 'More End'>> <<if SimpleAudio.tracks.get('ending').isStopped()>> <<audio 'ending' play loop>> <</if>> <</if>>

<<set $boys to ["Jacob", "Michael", "Matthew", "Joshua", "Christopher", "Nicholas", "Andrew", "Joseph", "Daniel", "Tyler", "William", "Brandon", "Ryan", "John", "Zachary", "David", "Anthony", "James", "Justin", "Alexander", "Jonathan", "Christian", "Austin", "Dylan", "Ethan", "Benjamin", "Noah", "Samuel", "Robert", "Nathan", "Cameron", "Kevin", "Thomas", "Hunter", "Jordan", "Kyle", "Caleb", "Jason", "Logan", "Aaron", "Eric", "Brian", "Gabriel", "Adam", "Jack", "Isaiah", "Connor", "Charles", "Steven", "Evan", "Jared", "Sean", "Timothy", "Luke", "Cody", "Nathaniel", "Alex", "Seth", "Mason", "Richard", "Patrick", "Devin", "Bryan", "Cole", "Jackson", "Ian", "Garrett", "Trevor", "Chase", "Adrian", "Mark", "Blake", "Sebastian", "Antonio", "Lucas", "Jeremy", "Gavin", "Julian", "Dakota", "Jesse", "Dalton", "Bryce", "Tanner", "Kenneth", "Stephen", "Jake", "Victor", "Spencer", "Marcus", "Paul", "Brendan", "Jeremiah", "Xavier", "Jeffrey", "Edward", "Riley", "Colton", "Wyatt", "Joel", "Maxwell", "Aidan", "Travis", "Shane", "Colin", "Dominic", "Carson", "Vincent", "Derek", "Grant", "Peter", "Henry", "Parker", "Collin", "Hayden", "George", "Bradley", "Mitchell", "Devon", "Shawn", "Taylor", "Nicolas", "Gregory", "Liam", "Kaleb", "Preston", "Erik", "Alexis", "Owen", "Dustin", "Corey", "Clayton", "Carter", "Ivan", "Jaden", "Alec", "Scott", "Alan", "Raymond", "Brett", "Max", "Gage", "Dawson", "Dillon", "Wesley", "Levi", "Jakob", "Chandler", "Martin", "Edgar", "Trenton", "Nolan", "Peyton", "Harrison", "Micah", "Drew", "Erick", "Brady", "Conner", "Jonah", "Casey", "Jayden", "Edwin", "Emmanuel", "Andre", "Phillip", "Brayden", "Landon", "Bailey", "Ronald", "Braden", "Damian", "Donovan", "Frank", "Andy", "Chance", "Abraham", "Calvin", "Trey", "Cade", "Donald", "Derrick", "Payton", "Darius", "Keith", "Jaylen", "Troy", "Jonathon", "Cory", "Marc", "Eli", "Skyler", "Trent", "Griffin", "Colby", "Johnny", "Chad", "Armando", "Caden", "Cooper", "Elias", "Brenden", "Avery", "Zane", "Zackary", "Allen", "Mathew", "Dennis", "Leonardo", "Ashton", "Philip", "Miles", "Damien", "Ty", "Drake", "Simon", "Jerry", "Curtis", "Kameron", "Lance", "Brock", "Bryson", "Dominick", "Jimmy", "Kaden", "Douglas", "Gary", "Brennan", "Zachery", "Randy", "Louis", "Larry", "Nickolas", "Albert", "Tony", "Fabian", "Keegan", "Danny", "Saul", "Tucker", "Myles", "Damon", "Corbin", "Ricky", "Kristopher", "Lane", "Darren", "Jarrett"]>> <<set $cities to ["New York, New York", "Los Angeles, California", "Chicago, Illinois", "Houston, Texas", "Philadelphia, Pennsylvania", "Phoenix, Arizona", "San Antonio, Texas", "San Diego, California", "Dallas, Texas", "San Jose, California", "Austin, Texas", "Jacksonville, Florida", "San Francisco, California", "Indianapolis, Indiana", "Columbus, Ohio", "Fort Worth, Texas", "Charlotte, North Carolina", "Detroit, Michigan", "El Paso, Texas", "Seattle, Washington", "Denver, Colorado", "Washington, District of Columbia", "Boston, Massachusetts", "Memphis, Tennessee", "Nashville-Davidson, Tennessee", "Baltimore, Maryland", "Portland, Oregon", "Oklahoma City, Oklahoma", "Las Vegas, Nevada", "Louisville/Jefferson County, Kentucky", "Milwaukee, Wisconsin", "Albuquerque, New Mexico", "Tucson, Arizona", "Fresno, California", "Sacramento, California", "Kansas City, Missouri", "Mesa, Arizona", "Long Beach, California", "Atlanta, Georgia", "Virginia Beach, Virginia", "Colorado Springs, Colorado", "Omaha, Nebraska", "Raleigh, North Carolina", "Miami, Florida", "Oakland, California", "Minneapolis, Minnesota", "Tulsa, Oklahoma", "Cleveland, Ohio", "Wichita, Kansas", "Arlington, Texas", "New Orleans, Louisiana", "Bakersfield, California", "Tampa, Florida", "Aurora, Colorado", "San Juan, Puerto Rico", "Honolulu, Hawaii", "Anaheim, California", "Santa Ana, California", "Corpus Christi, Texas", "Riverside, California", "St. Louis, Missouri", "Lexington-Fayette, Kentucky", "Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania", "Stockton, California", "Anchorage, Alaska", "Cincinnati, Ohio", "St. Paul, Minnesota", "Greensboro, North Carolina", "Toledo, Ohio", "Newark, New Jersey", "Plano, Texas", "Henderson, Nevada", "Lincoln, Nebraska", "Orlando, Florida", "Jersey City, New Jersey", "Fort Wayne, Indiana", "Chula Vista, California", "Buffalo, New York", "St. Petersburg, Florida", "Durham, North Carolina", "Laredo, Texas", "Irvine, California", "Madison, Wisconsin", "Norfolk, Virginia", "Lubbock, Texas", "Chandler, Arizona", "Glendale, Arizona", "Winston-Salem, North Carolina", "Reno, Nevada", "Hialeah, Florida", "Garland, Texas", "Scottsdale, Arizona", "Chesapeake, Virginia", "Irving, Texas", "North Las Vegas, Nevada", "Paradise, Nevada", "Baton Rouge, Louisiana", "Fremont, California", "Gilbert, Arizona", "Arlington, Virginia", "Boise City, Idaho", "Richmond, Virginia", "San Bernardino, California", "Des Moines, Iowa", "Birmingham, Alabama", "Spokane, Washington", "Rochester, New York", "Modesto, California", "Tacoma, Washington", "Fontana, California", "Oxnard, California", "Fayetteville, North Carolina", "Moreno Valley, California", "Montgomery, Alabama", "Aurora, Illinois", "Columbus, Georgia", "Yonkers, New York", "Huntington Beach, California", "Shreveport, Louisiana", "Akron, Ohio", "Glendale, California", "Little Rock, Arkansas", "Amarillo, Texas", "Augusta-Richmond County, Georgia", "Grand Rapids, Michigan", "Mobile, Alabama", "Sunrise Manor, Nevada", "Salt Lake City, Utah", "Spring Valley, Nevada", "Huntsville, Alabama", "Tallahassee, Florida", "Grand Prairie, Texas", "Knoxville, Tennessee", "Overland Park, Kansas", "Worcester, Massachusetts", "Brownsville, Texas", "Newport News, Virginia", "Santa Clarita, California", "Providence, Rhode Island", "Port St. Lucie, Florida", "Chattanooga, Tennessee", "Fort Lauderdale, Florida", "Tempe, Arizona", "Garden Grove, California", "Oceanside, California", "Bayamon, Puerto Rico", "Rancho Cucamonga, California", "Santa Rosa, California", "Jackson, Mississippi", "Cape Coral, Florida", "Vancouver, Washington", "Ontario, California", "Sioux Falls, South Dakota", "Springfield, Missouri", "Pembroke Pines, Florida", "Elk Grove, California", "Salem, Oregon", "Eugene, Oregon", "Corona, California", "Lancaster, California", "Peoria, Arizona", "Fort Collins, Colorado", "Palmdale, California", "McKinney, Texas", "Salinas, California", "Cary, North Carolina", "Hayward, California", "Springfield, Massachusetts", "Macon-Bibb County, Georgia", "Pasadena, Texas", "Pomona, California", "Alexandria, Virginia", "Escondido, California", "Lakewood, Colorado", "Kansas City, Kansas", "Rockford, Illinois", "Sunnyvale, California", "Hollywood, Florida", "Carolina, Puerto Rico", "Joliet, Illinois", "Torrance, California", "Bridgeport, Connecticut", "Paterson, New Jersey", "Clarksville, Tennessee", "Naperville, Illinois", "Frisco, Texas", "Metairie, Louisiana", "Savannah, Georgia", "Syracuse, New York", "Mesquite, Texas", "Dayton, Ohio", "Pasadena, California", "Orange, California", "Fullerton, California", "Killeen, Texas", "McAllen, Texas", "Hampton, Virginia", "Bellevue, Washington", "Warren, Michigan", "West Valley City, Utah", "Miramar, Florida", "Olathe, Kansas", "Columbia, South Carolina", "Sterling Heights, Michigan", "Waco, Texas", "Thornton, Colorado", "New Haven, Connecticut", "Charleston, South Carolina", "Enterprise, Nevada", "Cedar Rapids, Iowa", "Carrollton, Texas", "Visalia, California", "Thousand Oaks, California", "Gainesville, Florida", "Denton, Texas", "Roseville, California", "Midland, Texas", "Elizabeth, New Jersey", "Coral Springs, Florida", "Surprise, Arizona", "Topeka, Kansas", "Stamford, Connecticut", "Concord, California", "Simi Valley, California", "Lafayette, Louisiana", "Kent, Washington", "Hartford, Connecticut", "East Los Angeles, California", "Ponce, Puerto Rico", "Santa Clara, California", "Abilene, Texas", "Murfreesboro, Tennessee", "Victorville, California", "Athens-Clarke County, Georgia", "Evansville, Indiana", "Vallejo, California", "Allentown, Pennsylvania", "Norman, Oklahoma", "Berkeley, California", "Ann Arbor, Michigan", "Beaumont, Texas", "Independence, Missouri", "Columbia, Missouri", "Springfield, Illinois", "Peoria, Illinois", "Fargo, North Dakota", "Provo, Utah", "El Monte, California", "Lansing, Michigan", "Odessa, Texas", "Wilmington, North Carolina", "Arvada, Colorado", "Downey, California", "Round Rock, Texas", "Miami Gardens, Florida", "Costa Mesa, California", "Lehigh Acres, Florida", "Carlsbad, California", "Elgin, Illinois", "Westminster, Colorado", "Clearwater, Florida", "Rochester, Minnesota", "Inglewood, California", "Fairfield, California", "West Jordan, Utah", "Manchester, New Hampshire", "Gresham, Oregon", "Lowell, Massachusetts", "Brandon, Florida", "Waterbury, Connecticut", "Billings, Montana", "Ventura, California", "High Point, North Carolina", "Temecula, California", "Cambridge, Massachusetts", "Antioch, California", "Murrieta, California", "Pueblo, Colorado", "The Woodlands, Texas", "Richardson, Texas", "Richmond, California", "Centennial, Colorado", "West Covina, California", "Highlands Ranch, Colorado", "Everett, Washington", "Palm Bay, Florida", "Norwalk, California", "Pearland, Texas", "North Charleston, South Carolina", "Pompano Beach, Florida", "Daly City, California", "Boulder, Colorado", "Wichita Falls, Texas", "West Palm Beach, Florida", "Green Bay, Wisconsin", "Broken Arrow, Oklahoma", "College Station, Texas", "Burbank, California", "Santa Maria, California", "Columbia, Maryland", "Spring Hill, Florida", "El Cajon, California", "Lakeland, Florida", "Rialto, California", "Lewisville, Texas", "Davenport, Iowa", "San Mateo, California", "Sandy Springs, Georgia", "Clovis, California", "Tyler, Texas", "Las Cruces, New Mexico", "South Bend, Indiana", "Jurupa Valley, California", "Hillsboro, Oregon", "Erie, Pennsylvania", "Kenosha, Wisconsin", "Roanoke, Virginia", "Greeley, Colorado", "Flint, Michigan", "Davie, Florida", "San Angelo, Texas", "Vista, California", "Renton, Washington", "Albany, New York", "Compton, California", "Arden-Arcade, California", "Lawton, Oklahoma", "Tuscaloosa, Alabama", "Mission Viejo, California", "Portsmouth, Virginia", "Vacaville, California", "Dearborn, Michigan", "South Gate, California", "New Bedford, Massachusetts", "League City, Texas", "Beaverton, Oregon", "Livonia, Michigan", "Brockton, Massachusetts", "Sparks, Nevada", "Allen, Texas", "Lee's Summit, Missouri", "Federal Way, Washington", "Roswell, Georgia", "Yuma, Arizona", "Quincy, Massachusetts", "Yakima, Washington", "Spokane Valley, Washington", "Orem, Utah", "Sandy, Utah", "Rio Rancho, New Mexico", "Carson, California", "Hesperia, California", "Lawrence, Kansas", "Santa Monica, California", "Lynn, Massachusetts", "Miami Beach, Florida", "Boca Raton, Florida", "Westminster, California", "San Marcos, California", "Redding, California", "Sunrise, Florida", "Santa Barbara, California", "Plantation, Florida", "Longmont, Colorado", "Germantown, Maryland", "Greenville, North Carolina", "Chico, California", "San Leandro, California", "Fall River, Massachusetts", "Toms River, New Jersey", "San Tan Valley, Arizona", "Edmond, Oklahoma", "Newton, Massachusetts", "Meridian, Idaho", "Waukegan, Illinois", "Norwalk, Connecticut", "Reading, Pennsylvania", "Nampa, Idaho", "Fort Smith, Arkansas", "Asheville, North Carolina", "Deltona, Florida", "Nashua, New Hampshire", "Suffolk, Virginia", "Carmel, Indiana", "Hawthorne, California", "Alafaya, Florida", "Newport Beach, California", "Whittier, California", "Livermore, California", "Tracy, California", "Duluth, Minnesota", "Citrus Heights, California", "Fishers, Indiana", "Kirkland, Washington", "Concord, North Carolina", "Sugar Land, Texas", "Clifton, New Jersey", "Indio, California", "Bloomington, Minnesota", "Menifee, California", "Ogden, Utah", "Alhambra, California", "Champaign, Illinois", "Riverview, Florida", "Trenton, New Jersey", "Bellingham, Washington", "Bend, Oregon", "Edinburg, Texas", "Hoover, Alabama", "O'Fallon, Missouri", "Cicero, Illinois", "Danbury, Connecticut", "Chino, California", "Bloomington, Indiana", "Troy, Michigan", "Johns Creek, Georgia", "Santa Fe, New Mexico", "Buena Park, California", "Hemet, California", "Sioux City, Iowa", "Redwood City, California", "Town 'n' Country, Florida", "Westland, Michigan", "Mission, Texas", "Longview, Texas", "Warwick, Rhode Island", "Merced, California", "Farmington Hills, Michigan", "Lakewood, California", "Palm Coast, Florida", "Cranston, Rhode Island", "Largo, Florida", "Lake Forest, California", "Avondale, Arizona", "Fayetteville, Arkansas", "Bryan, Texas", "Parma, Ohio", "Napa, California", "Somerville, Massachusetts", "Tustin, California", "Lawrence, Massachusetts", "New Rochelle, New York", "Melbourne, Florida", "Medford, Oregon", "Mountain View, California", "Brooklyn Park, Minnesota", "Lynchburg, Virginia", "Deerfield Beach, Florida", "St. George, Utah", "Bloomington, Illinois", "Hammond, Indiana", "Caguas, Puerto Rico", "Silver Spring, Maryland", "Kennewick, Washington", "Racine, Wisconsin", "Mount Pleasant, South Carolina", "Gary, Indiana", "Bellflower, California", "Alameda, California", "Chino Hills, California", "Pleasanton, California", "St. Joseph, Missouri", "Baldwin Park, California", "Scranton, Pennsylvania", "Springdale, Arkansas", "Camden, New Jersey", "Kalamazoo, Michigan", "Upland, California", "Arlington Heights, Illinois", "Albany, Georgia", "Auburn, Washington", "Evanston, Illinois", "Baytown, Texas", "Pharr, Texas", "Bethlehem, Pennsylvania", "Plymouth, Minnesota", "Lake Charles, Louisiana", "Folsom, California", "Wyoming, Michigan", "Cheektowaga, New York", "Kendall, Florida", "Conroe, Texas", "San Ramon, California", "Schaumburg, Illinois", "Bolingbrook, Illinois", "Decatur, Illinois", "Gastonia, North Carolina", "Perris, California", "Manteca, California", "Union City, California", "Milpitas, California", "Appleton, Wisconsin", "Dale City, Virginia", "Loveland, Colorado", "Warner Robins, Georgia", "Centreville, Virginia", "Southfield, Michigan", "Rochester Hills, Michigan", "New Britain, Connecticut", "Boynton Beach, Florida", "Atascocita, Texas", "Jonesboro, Arkansas", "Goodyear, Arizona", "Rapid City, South Dakota", "Waldorf, Maryland", "Layton, Utah", "Iowa City, Iowa", "Canton, Ohio", "Waukesha, Wisconsin", "Missouri City, Texas", "Guaynabo, Puerto Rico", "Wilmington, Delaware", "Apple Valley, California", "Pawtucket, Rhode Island", "Gulfport, Mississippi", "Lafayette, Indiana", "Lynwood, California", "Turlock, California", "Temple, Texas", "Fort Myers, Florida", "Ellicott City, Maryland", "Framingham, Massachusetts", "Franklin, Tennessee", "Passaic, New Jersey", "Lauderhill, Florida", "Redlands, California", "Rock Hill, South Carolina", "Missoula, Montana", "Flower Mound, Texas", "Pine Hills, Florida", "Muncie, Indiana", "Rancho Cordova, California", "The Villages, Florida", "Flagstaff, Arizona", "Palatine, Illinois", "Glen Burnie, Maryland", "Bismarck, North Dakota", "Union City, New Jersey", "Weston, Florida", "Casas Adobes, Arizona", "Pasco, Washington", "Jacksonville, North Carolina", "Waterloo, Iowa", "St. Charles, Missouri", "Frederick, Maryland", "Mount Vernon, New York", "Dothan, Alabama", "Pittsburg, California", "North Richland Hills, Texas", "Redondo Beach, California", "Eau Claire, Wisconsin", "Walnut Creek, California", "Yorba Linda, California", "Jackson, Tennessee", "Bossier City, Louisiana", "New Braunfels, Texas", "Maple Grove, Minnesota", "Kenner, Louisiana", "Davis, California", "Kissimmee, Florida", "St. Cloud, Minnesota", "Oshkosh, Wisconsin", "Woodbury, Minnesota", "Palo Alto, California", "Portland, Maine", "Camarillo, California", "South San Francisco, California", "Yuba City, California", "Victoria, Texas", "Gaithersburg, Maryland", "North Little Rock, Arkansas", "Eagan, Minnesota", "Bayonne, New Jersey", "Homestead, Florida", "Harlingen, Texas", "Schenectady, New York", "Johnson City, Tennessee", "Mayaguez, Puerto Rico", "Rockville, Maryland", "Youngstown, Ohio", "San Clemente, California", "Delray Beach, Florida", "Laguna Niguel, California", "Marysville, Washington", "Skokie, Illinois", "East Orange, New Jersey", "Shawnee, Kansas", "Conway, Arkansas", "Daytona Beach, Florida", "Ames, Iowa", "Janesville, Wisconsin", "Lodi, California", "Tamarac, Florida", "Pico Rivera, California", "Lorain, Ohio", "Carmichael, California", "Cedar Park, Texas", "Montebello, California", "Madera, California", "Florence-Graham, California", "Santa Cruz, California", "Eden Prairie, Minnesota", "West Hartford, Connecticut", "Mansfield, Texas", "Alpharetta, Georgia", "Cheyenne, Wyoming", "Castro Valley, California", "Bowling Green, Kentucky", "Greenville, South Carolina", "South Jordan, Utah", "Waltham, Massachusetts", "Bethesda, Maryland", "Broomfield, Colorado", "Haverhill, Massachusetts", "Dundalk, Maryland", "Council Bluffs, Iowa", "Hamilton, Ohio", "Encinitas, California", "Coon Rapids, Minnesota", "North Miami, Florida", "Poinciana, Florida", "Sammamish, Washington", "Rogers, Arkansas", "Taylor, Michigan", "Tulare, California", "La Habra, California", "West Des Moines, Iowa", "Brentwood, New York", "Wellington, Florida", "Utica, New York", "Blaine, Minnesota", "Millcreek, Utah", "Burnsville, Minnesota", "Terre Haute, Indiana", "Monterey Park, California", "Vineland, New Jersey", "North Port, Florida", "Malden, Massachusetts", "Grand Junction, Colorado", "Springfield, Oregon", "Jupiter, Florida", "West Allis, Wisconsin", "Rocklin, California", "Taylorsville, Utah", "Bristol, Connecticut", "National City, California", "Auburn, Alabama", "Cupertino, California", "Palm Harbor, Florida", "Lake Elsinore, California", "Meriden, Connecticut", "Reston, Virginia", "Pontiac, Michigan", "St. Clair Shores, Michigan", "Gardena, California", "Lakeville, Minnesota", "Springfield, Ohio", "Petaluma, California", "Marietta, Georgia", "Moore, Oklahoma", "Lakewood, Washington", "Great Falls, Montana", "Georgetown, Texas", "Casper, Wyoming", "Lancaster, Pennsylvania", "South Whittier, California", "Buckeye, Arizona", "Redmond, Washington", "Kendale Lakes, Florida", "Rowlett, Texas", "Brookline, Massachusetts", "La Mesa, California", "Chapel Hill, North Carolina", "San Rafael, California", "Idaho Falls, Idaho", "Huntington Park, California", "Royal Oak, Michigan", "Port Orange, Florida", "Des Plaines, Illinois", "Noblesville, Indiana", "Owensboro, Kentucky", "Orland Park, Illinois", "Spring, Texas", "Dubuque, Iowa", "Porterville, California", "Bartlett, Tennessee", "Novi, Michigan", "Eastvale, California", "Towson, Maryland", "Kokomo, Indiana", "Port Charlotte, Florida", "White Plains, New York", "Ocala, Florida", "Tonawanda, New York", "Tamiami, Florida", "Arcadia, California", "San Marcos, Texas", "Coconut Creek, Florida", "Bowie, Maryland", "Woodland, California", "Fountainebleau, Florida", "Medford, Massachusetts", "Tinley Park, Illinois", "Sanford, Florida", "Midwest City, Oklahoma", "Brentwood, California", "Santee, California", "Oak Lawn, Illinois", "Valdosta, Georgia", "Fountain Valley, California", "Taunton, Massachusetts", "Diamond Bar, California", "New Brunswick, New Jersey", "Berwyn, Illinois", "Dearborn Heights, Michigan", "Lehi, Utah", "Margate, Florida", "Rocky Mount, North Carolina", "The Hammocks, Florida", "Chicopee, Massachusetts", "Manhattan, Kansas", "Grand Forks, North Dakota", "St. Peters, Missouri", "Corvallis, Oregon", "Kettering, Ohio", "Pflugerville, Texas", "Weymouth Town, Massachusetts", "Hempstead, New York", "Decatur, Alabama", "Anderson, Indiana", "South Hill, Washington", "Hendersonville, Tennessee", "Shoreline, Washington", "West Haven, Connecticut", "Paramount, California", "Port Arthur, Texas", "Hanford, California", "Aloha, Oregon", "Novato, California", "Smyrna, Georgia", "Lakewood, New Jersey", "Pocatello, Idaho", "Greenwood, Indiana", "Mount Prospect, Illinois", "Normal, Illinois", "Dublin, California", "Rosemead, California", "Highland, California", "Sarasota, Florida", "Carson City, Nevada", "Hacienda Heights, California", "Elyria, Ohio", "Colton, California", "Castle Rock, Colorado", "Euless, Texas", "Blue Springs, Missouri", "Wheaton, Illinois", "Doral, Florida", "Ankeny, Iowa", "Cathedral City, California", "Pensacola, Florida", "Richland, Washington", "Revere, Massachusetts", "Hoboken, New Jersey", "Lake Havasu City, Arizona", "Bellevue, Nebraska", "Bradenton, Florida", "Watsonville, California", "Yucaipa, California", "Kingsport, Tennessee", "Gilroy, California", "Burlington, North Carolina", "Delano, California", "West New York, New Jersey", "Levittown, Pennsylvania", "Elkhart, Indiana", "Stratford, Connecticut", "Perth Amboy, New Jersey", "Peabody, Massachusetts", "Florissant, Missouri", "Placentia, California", "La Crosse, Wisconsin", "Aspen Hill, Maryland", "Milford, Connecticut", "Oak Park, Illinois", "Harrisonburg, Virginia", "Albany, Oregon", "Palm Beach Gardens, Florida", "DeSoto, Texas", "Southaven, Mississippi", "Battle Creek, Michigan", "Commerce City, Colorado", "Hoffman Estates, Illinois", "Huntersville, North Carolina", "Minnetonka, Minnesota", "Casa Grande, Arizona", "Brookhaven, Georgia", "West Sacramento, California", "Catalina Foothills, Arizona", "Glendora, California", "Joplin, Missouri", "Wesley Chapel, Florida", "Lenexa, Kansas", "Irondequoit, New York", "Levittown, New York", "Palm Desert, California", "Pinellas Park, Florida", "Grand Island, Nebraska", "Enid, Oklahoma", "Lakewood, Ohio", "East Hartford, Connecticut", "Tigard, Oregon", "Kentwood, Michigan", "Apple Valley, Minnesota", "Plainfield, New Jersey", "Grapevine, Texas", "Coral Gables, Florida", "Caldwell, Idaho", "Rowland Heights, California", "Aliso Viejo, California", "Charleston, West Virginia", "Burien, Washington", "Edina, Minnesota", "North Bethesda, Maryland", "Saginaw, Michigan", "Troy, New York", "Country Club, Florida", "Bonita Springs, Florida", "Cerritos, California", "Wheaton, Maryland", "Ashburn, Virginia", "Poway, California", "Olympia, Washington", "Wilson, North Carolina", "Downers Grove, Illinois", "Logan, Utah", "Florin, California", "Galveston, Texas", "Leesburg, Virginia", "Monroe, Louisiana", "Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio", "Niagara Falls, New York", "Harrisburg, Pennsylvania", "La Mirada, California", "Methuen Town, Massachusetts", "Rancho Santa Margarita, California", "Severn, Maryland", "Cypress, California", "McLean, Virginia", "Bedford, Texas", "Murray, Utah", "Sheboygan, Wisconsin", "Huntington, West Virginia", "Covina, California", "Middletown, Ohio", "Azusa, California", "Newark, Ohio", "Parker, Colorado", "Roswell, New Mexico", "East Lansing, Michigan", "Antelope, California", "Mishawaka, Indiana", "Dunwoody, Georgia", "Stillwater, Oklahoma", "Alexandria, Louisiana", "Collierville, Tennessee", "Tuckahoe, Virginia", "East Honolulu, Hawaii", "Summerville, South Carolina", "Euclid, Ohio", "Portage, Michigan", "Coeur d'Alene, Idaho", "Chesterfield, Missouri", "Salina, Kansas", "Roseville, Michigan", "St. Louis Park, Minnesota", "Bel Air South, Maryland", "Cedar Hill, Texas", "Lawrence, Indiana", "Wauwatosa, Wisconsin", "Minot, North Dakota", "East Providence, Rhode Island", "Pearl City, Hawaii", "Ceres, California", "Apopka, Florida", "Middletown, Connecticut", "Mansfield, Ohio", "Mentor, Ohio", "Hattiesburg, Mississippi", "North Highlands, California", "Texas City, Texas", "San Luis Obispo, California", "Palm Springs, California", "Twin Falls, Idaho", "Glenview, Illinois", "Columbus, Indiana", "Jeffersonville, Indiana", "Draper, Utah", "Madison, Alabama", "San Jacinto, California", "Binghamton, New York", "Trujillo Alto, Puerto Rico", "Beavercreek, Ohio", "Potomac, Maryland", "Elmhurst, Illinois", "Kannapolis, North Carolina", "Lincoln, California", "Wylie, Texas", "Lacey, Washington", "Hilo, Hawaii", "Charlottesville, Virginia", "Maricopa, Arizona", "Pine Bluff, Arkansas", "Smyrna, Tennessee", "Biloxi, Mississippi", "Altoona, Pennsylvania", "West Seneca, New York", "Cleveland Heights, Ohio", "Littleton, Colorado", "Altadena, California", "Titusville, Florida", "Lake Ridge, Virginia", "Newark, California", "Everett, Massachusetts", "Strongsville, Ohio", "West Lafayette, Indiana", "Barnstable Town, Massachusetts", "Arlington, Massachusetts", "Sierra Vista, Arizona", "Hackensack, New Jersey", "Sayreville, New Jersey", "Keller, Texas", "St. Cloud, Florida", "Attleboro, Massachusetts", "Farmington, New Mexico", "Lombard, Illinois", "Cutler Bay, Florida", "Blacksburg, Virginia", "Apex, North Carolina", "Fort Pierce, Florida", "Dublin, Ohio", "University, Florida", "Haltom City, Texas", "York, Pennsylvania", "Coachella, California", "Danville, California", "North Miami Beach, Florida", "El Centro, California", "Lompoc, California", "Oakland Park, Florida", "Pittsfield, Massachusetts", "El Dorado Hills, California", "Bountiful, Utah", "West Babylon, New York", "Cleveland, Tennessee", "DeKalb, Illinois", "Freeport, New York", "Annandale, Virginia", "Bothell, Washington", "Jefferson City, Missouri", "North Lauderdale, Florida", "Fond du Lac, Wisconsin", "Hicksville, New York", "Bell Gardens, California", "Moline, Illinois", "Salem, Massachusetts", "San Bruno, California", "Belleville, Illinois", "Fairfield, Ohio", "Concord, New Hampshire", "Altamonte Springs, Florida", "Burlington, Vermont", "Bentonville, Arkansas", "Rancho Palos Verdes, California", "Arecibo, Puerto Rico", "Oro Valley, Arizona", "Danville, Virginia", "Burke, Virginia", "Beaumont, California", "State College, Pennsylvania", "Midland, Michigan", "Kearny, New Jersey", "Catonsville, Maryland", "Burleson, Texas", "Urbana, Illinois", "Rohnert Park, California", "Plainfield, Illinois", "Morgan Hill, California", "Bozeman, Montana", "Rockwall, Texas", "Hutchinson, Kansas", "Linden, New Jersey", "Waipahu, Hawaii", "Urbandale, Iowa", "Buffalo Grove, Illinois", "Riverton, Utah", "Westfield, Massachusetts", "Bartlett, Illinois", "Findlay, Ohio", "South Valley, New Mexico", "Pawnee, Indiana"]>> <<set $legos to { list: 'played with Legos', memory: 'playing with Legos by himself', abstraction: 'He’s come a long way from building with Legos. Building is for suckers. It’s better tear things down' }>> <<set $magic to { list: 'played Magic the Gathering', memory: 'playing Magic the Gathering with strangers online', abstraction: 'He feels full of unbridled power, the way he felt at 14 playing the Ancestral Recall Magic card' }>> <<set $fossils to { list: 'collected fossils', memory: 'collecting fossils out in the woods by himself', abstraction: 'He laughs at the old fossil shells he used to find. Small fry stuff. $lostboy feels like a T-Rex these days' }>> <<set $minecraft to { list: 'built castles in Minecraft', memory: 'building castles in Minecraft with secret dungeons', abstraction: 'He oddly recalls Minecraft, and filling the secret dungeons with torture chambers' }>> <<set $camping to { list: 'camped with the Boy Scouts', memory: 'camping with the Boy Scouts, and how the older kids made fun of him', abstraction: 'He’s come a long way from getting kicked out of the Boy Scouts for bringing homemade explosives on a camping trip' }>> <<set $reading to { list: 'read science fiction and fantasy', memory: 'reading science fiction and fantasy, but mostly staring at the leatherclad girls on the cheap paperback covers', abstraction: 'He imagines himself on the cover of a sci-fi novel, raygun in hand, surrounding by fawning girls' }>> <<set $pirates to { list: 'turned his bunkbed into a pirate ship', memory: 'turning his bunkbed into a pirate ship and making his stuffed animals walk the plank', abstraction: 'He thinks how easy it is to refashion yourself, how just an eyepatch and a hook is enough to turn a man into a pirate' }>> <<set $paper to { list: 'had a paper route', memory: 'doing his paper route, aiming for the bushes every time', abstraction: 'It says he has secret knowledge. He knows things you don’t. He remembers the papers he delivered, and how gullible you had to be to believe them' }>> <<set $choir to { list: 'sang in the choir', memory: 'singing in the choir, rolling his eyes at the ridiculous words', abstraction: 'For just a second he remembers the choir director, how he touched $lostboy as he helped him into the choir gown' }>> <<set $treasure to { list: 'daydreamed about discovering lost treasure', memory: 'daydreaming about lost treasure and how he’d run away with it all', abstraction: 'As he kid he thought all it took to fix the world was some buried treasure, but now he knows what you really need is a cannon and a cutlass' }>> <<set $ts to { full: "Taylor Stitch Everyday blazer", short: 'Taylor Stitch blazer' }>> <<set $bonobos to { full: 'Bonobos Jetsetter Stretch Italian wool blazer', short: 'Bonobos blazer' }>> <<set $relwen to { full: 'Relwen Flex Field blazer', short: 'Relwen blazer' }>> <<set $nm1 to { full: "North & Mark Union Stretch blazer", short: 'North & Mark blazer' }>> <<set $brooks to { full: "Brooks Brothers Regent Fit Two-Button 1818 blazer", short: 'Brooks Brothers blazer' }>> <<set $flint to { full: "Flint and Tinder Desert Field blazer", short: 'Flint and Tinder blazer' }>> <<set $tact to { full: "Tact & Stone Performance blazer", short: 'Tact & Stone blazer' }>> <<set $faherty to { full: "Faherty Reserve Ideal blazer", short: 'Faherty blazer' }>> <<set $suitsupply to { full: "SuitSupply Havana jacket", short: 'SuitSupply jacket' }>> <<set $peter to { full: "Peter Millar Excursionist Flex blazer", short: 'Peter Millar blazer' }>> <<set $svastone to { full: "Svastone classic tee", short: "Svastone t-shirt" }>> <<set $kilt to { full: "plaid tartan kilt", short: 'kilt' }>> <<set $vv1 to { full: "Vineyard Vines Robbins Tucker Button-Down shirt", short: 'Vineyard Vines shirt' }>> <<set $vv2 to { full: "Vineyard Vines Stillwater high-pile sherpa hoodie", short: 'Vineyard Vines hoodie' }>> <<set $tb1 to { full: "Tommy Bahama Festive Foliage IslandZone camp shirt", short: 'Tommy Bahama camp shirt' }>> <<set $tb2 to { full: "Tommy Bahama Martini Island camp shirt", short: 'Tommy Bahama camp shirt' }>> <<set $tb3 to { full: "Tommy Bahama Emfielder polo", short: 'Tommy Bahama polo' }>> <<set $louis to { full: "Louis Vuitton Camo Parachute zipped hoodie", short: 'Louis Vuitton hoodie' }>> <<set $dior to { full: "Christian Dior MKII jacket with saddle pocket", short: 'Christian Dior jacket' }>> <<set $bb1 to { full: "Burberry Westminster Heritage trench coat", short: 'Burberry trench coat' }>> <<set $bb2 to { full: "Burberry Lambskin Trim Check barn jacket", short: 'Burberry barn jacket' }>> <<set $dg to { full: "Dolce & Gabbana single-breasted shearling coat", short: "Dolce & Gabana coat" }>> <<set $versace to { full: "Versace Rose Intarsia wool and mohair sweater", short: 'Versace sweater' }>> <<set $nm2 to { full: "North & Mark Aphix 3-in-1 white parka", short: 'North & Mark parka' }>> <<set $llbean to { full: "L.L. Bean Cresta wool quarter-zip stripe base layer", short: 'L.L. Bean pullover' }>> <<set $cloak1 to { full: 'Pendragon corduroy cloak', short: 'Pendragon cloak' }>> <<set $cloak2 to { full: 'full-length wool cloak with capelet', short: 'billowing cloak' }>> <<set $doublet to { full: 'embossed leather yoke doublet', short: 'leather doublet' }>> <<set $clothes to [$ts, $bonobos, $relwen, $nm1, $brooks, $flint, $tact, $faherty, $suitsupply, $peter, $svastone, $kilt, $vv1, $vv2, $tb1, $tb2, $tb3, $louis, $dior, $bb1, $bb2, $dg, $versace, $nm2, $llbean, $cloak1, $cloak2, $doublet]>> <<set $cravat to { full: "a Van Buck sea petal floral cravat", short: "a cravat" }>> <<set $monocle to { full: "a Warby Parker colonel monocle", short: "a monocle" }>> <<set $cufflinks to { full: "Salvatore Ferragamo Double Gancini cufflinks", short: 'cufflinks' }>> <<set $tie to { full: "a Tom Ford polka dot silk bow tie", short: 'a bow tie' }>> <<set $chukkas1 to { full: "Rhodes Felix chukkas", short: 'chukkas' }>> <<set $chukkas2 to { full: "Nisolo Emilio chukkas", short: "chukkas" }>> <<set $shades to { full: "Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses", short: 'sunglasses' }>> <<set $fedora to { full: "a St. Pierre wool-felt fedora", short: "a fedora" }>> <<set $breeches1 to { full: "Ariat Heritage breeches", short: 'riding breeches' }>> <<set $suspenders to { full: "Alan Flusser suspenders", short: 'suspenders' }>> <<set $breeches2 to { full: "Ovation EuroWeave four-pocket riding breeches", short: 'riding breeches' }>> <<set $balaclava to { full: "a skull mask balaclava with a clown nose", short: 'a balaclava' }>> <<set $goggles to { full: 'copper and leather cinder goggles', short: 'steampunk goggles' }>> <<set $watch to { full: 'a Kronen & Söhne skeleton pocket watch', short: 'a pocket watch' }>> <<set $knife to { full: 'a Ka-Bar hunting knife in a paisley scabbard', short: 'a hunting knife' }>> <<set $accessories to [$cravat, $monocle, $cufflinks, $tie, $chukkas1, $chukkas2, $shades, $fedora, $breeches1, $suspenders, $breeches2, $balaclava, $goggles, $watch, $knife]>> <<set $hairstyles to ['frosted tips', 'a mullet', 'a bro flow', 'a high & tight cut', 'a pompadour', 'a man bun', 'a faux hawk', 'surfer waves', 'a Caesar', 'a bowlcut', 'a Flock of Seagulls', 'muttonchops', 'a perm']>> <<set $tattoos to ['Celtic Cross', 'Odin’s Cross', 'Life Rune', 'crossed hammers', 'Othala Rune', 'lightning bolts', 'spider web', 'Totenkopf', 'Wolfangel Rune', 'Iron Cross', 'Triskele', 'Elhaz Rune', 'Sonnenrad', 'St. Michael’s Cross', 'Valknot', 'crossed grenades']>> <<set $popCulture to ['“The Golden Girls” theme song', 'the “Growing Pains” theme song', 'the “Rainbow Brite” theme song', 'the “Captain Kangaroo” theme song', 'the “Challenge of the GoBots” theme song', 'the “Vega$” theme song', 'the “Charles in Charge” theme song', 'the “ALF” theme song', 'the “Three’s Company” theme song', '“The Rockford Files” theme song', '“The Final Countdown” by Europe', 'the Oscar Mayer Bologna song', 'the “I’d Like to Buy the World a Coke” song', "the “I Wish I Was an Oscar Mayer Weiner” song"]>> <<set $sites to ['YouTube', 'Reddit', '8chan', 'Gab', 'Twitter', 'Facebook', 'Discord', 'RT', 'Soundcloud', 'Instagram', 'Telegram']>> <<set $rites to ['name five Kelloggs breakfast cereals', 'give up masturbation for month', 'deliver a perfectly lip synced performance of “Proud to be an American”', 'zoombomb a libtard professor’s class', 'stage an anti-mask tantrum at Aldi', 'down a bucket of KFC at a vegan restaurant', 'storm the basement of a local pizzeria', 'punch an antifa, or anyone, really', 'provide tactical support for police at a BLM rally', 'sit through 10 hours straight of PragerU', 'make a pilgrimmage to the Kehlsteinhaus in Bavaria']>> <<set $conspiracies to ['the deep state', 'the Protocols of the Elders of Zion', 'the Coming Storm', 'the miracle cure for COVID-19', 'the Great Awakening', 'the global cabal of child blood sacrifice', 'adrenochrome harvesting', 'George Soros and the Rothschilds']>> <<set $first to ["Loud", "Western", "Patriot", "Storm", "Disco", "Chachacha", "Monocle", "Strong", "Seig", "White", "Heritage", "Shield", "White", "Outlaw", "Odin", "Wolverine", "White Wolf", "United", "Freedom", "Icehouse", "Q", "Christian"]>> <<set $second to ["Boys", "Men", "Army", "Front", "Militia", "Watch", "Lads", "Gents", "Chaps", "Gentlemen", "Vanguard", "Nation", "Alliance", "Soldiers", "Watchmen", "Bois", "Knights"]>> <<set $proudboys to $first.pluck() + ' ' + $second.pluck()>> <<set $altright1 to $first.pluck() + ' ' + $second.pluck()>> <<set $altright2 to $first.pluck() + ' ' + $second.pluck()>> <<set $altrightcitystate1 to $cities.pluck()>> <<set $altrightcity1 to $altrightcitystate1.split(',')[0]>> <<set $altrightcitystate2 to $cities.pluck()>> <<set $altrightcity2 to $altrightcitystate2.split(',')[0]>> <<set $finish to false>> <<set $social to ['TikTok', 'Discord', 'Twitter', 'Gab', 'Instagram', 'Facebook']>> <<cacheaudio 'scratch' 'audio/scratch.mp3' 'audio/scratch.ogg'>> <<cacheaudio 'puzzle' 'audio/puzzle.mp3' 'audio/puzzle.ogg'>> <<cacheaudio 'restart' 'audio/puzzle-restart.mp3' 'audio/puzzle-restart.ogg'>> <<cacheaudio 'crash' 'audio/puzzle-crash.mp3' 'audio/puzzle-crash.ogg'>> <<cacheaudio 'ending' 'audio/ending.mp3' 'audio/ending.ogg'>> <<waitforaudio>> <<createaudiogroup ':lively'>> <<track 'restart'>> <<track 'puzzle'>> <</createaudiogroup>> <<set $mute to false>> <<on 'keyup'>> <<which 77>> <<set $mute to !$mute>> <<run SimpleAudio.select(':playing').mute($mute);>> <</on>> <<on 'keyup'>> <<which 70>> <<run Fullscreen.toggle()>> <</on>>