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With little money, you arrive on the barren wasteland of Sheol with one mission: to rob the factory on vile mountain and get rich!
After twisting through the otherworldly concrete spires that litter the wasteland, you arrive at a shoreline, connected to a seemingly endless lake of tar.
[[Continue|GoToChoices]] <img src="https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/bb3486f3-904f-4d17-a7e3-6f78146a8d86/deacnw0-29a3e8ab-4849-4254-88a6-2538a4116930.png/v1/fill/w_1280,h_849,q_80,strp/story1_by_megathemysterious_deacnw0-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOiIsImlzcyI6InVybjphcHA6Iiwib2JqIjpbW3siaGVpZ2h0IjoiPD04NDkiLCJwYXRoIjoiXC9mXC9iYjM0ODZmMy05MDRmLTRkMTctYTdlMy02Zjc4MTQ2YThkODZcL2RlYWNudzAtMjlhM2U4YWItNDg0OS00MjU0LTg4YTYtMjUzOGE0MTE2OTMwLnBuZyIsIndpZHRoIjoiPD0xMjgwIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmltYWdlLm9wZXJhdGlvbnMiXX0.J4KJEo3GTyq4M1puyUOvhmy5E3jP3ob8WH2PpfimYUY" width="900" height="600" alt="Test image">
By the shoreline lies a strange building in the shape of a flying saucer. The sign above reads "The Crashed Ship Bar".
Behind the building is a seemingly pointless alleyway.
Floating in the tar, a gruff looking figure stands in a comically undersized boat, tied down to a small wooden dock.
At your feet, you notice a couple of dying plant sprouts.
Where do you want to go?
[[Go To Building]]
[[Go To Alley]]
[[Go To Dock]]
(if:$plantgrow is 0)[ [[Go to Plants]] ](else-if:$plantgrow is 1)[[[Go to vines|PlantWater]]](else-if:$plantgrow is 2)[]
Check [[Stuff]]<img src="https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/bb3486f3-904f-4d17-a7e3-6f78146a8d86/deaf0lj-3e369ae9-e98f-44d2-a3f4-7529f1685a2c.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOiIsImlzcyI6InVybjphcHA6Iiwib2JqIjpbW3sicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvYmIzNDg2ZjMtOTA0Zi00ZDE3LWE3ZTMtNmY3ODE0NmE4ZDg2XC9kZWFmMGxqLTNlMzY5YWU5LWU5OGYtNDRkMi1hM2Y0LTc1MjlmMTY4NWEyYy5wbmcifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6ZmlsZS5kb3dubG9hZCJdfQ.aeTCa9G4donQ-uC0NPvfLGPfMGFIZ9mXLJg8Fozt_QI" width="900" height="500" alt="Test image">
Inside the building is quite possibly the seediest, most run-down Resturaunt you've ever seen.
There seems to be only one seat left at the bar, the one right in front of the Diamond-headed bartender.
The rest of the seats are taken up by a Sythe-handed bug and a person with the appearance of a rotting sea creature.
On the right side of the bar are a few sparsely populated tables.
And in the corner is a jukebox, somehow playing the same song backwards, on repeat, in F sharp.
Where do you want to go?
Sit down at the [[Bar]]
Talk to the [[Sythe-Handed bug]]
Talk to the [[Briny Creature]]
(if:$havepartymembers is 0)[(if:$jerk is 0)[Find someone at the [[Tables]]](else:)[Go to the [[Table]]]]
Try using the [[JukeBox]]
[[Back|GoToChoices]]<img src="https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/bb3486f3-904f-4d17-a7e3-6f78146a8d86/deafo27-da9e4390-ce7a-471d-a117-9a21cd8e1dc1.png/v1/fill/w_1280,h_970,q_80,strp/story7_by_megathemysterious_deafo27-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOiIsImlzcyI6InVybjphcHA6Iiwib2JqIjpbW3siaGVpZ2h0IjoiPD05NzAiLCJwYXRoIjoiXC9mXC9iYjM0ODZmMy05MDRmLTRkMTctYTdlMy02Zjc4MTQ2YThkODZcL2RlYWZvMjctZGE5ZTQzOTAtY2U3YS00NzFkLWExMTctOWEyMWNkOGUxZGMxLnBuZyIsIndpZHRoIjoiPD0xMjgwIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmltYWdlLm9wZXJhdGlvbnMiXX0.6XDxi_9pShCYv2P1pJ-Nag5E3bLmc4_nK2rU2WkWHQo" width="800" height="550" alt="Test image">
You walk down the alley.
Trash is piled up, (if: $knife is 0)[and a suspicious looking man stands in the corner.]
Go to [[trash]]
(if: $knife is 0)[Go to [[Suspicious Man]] ]
[[Back|GoToChoices]]<img src="https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/bb3486f3-904f-4d17-a7e3-6f78146a8d86/deaetao-a3aac7ea-d54b-4bc5-ad8c-456b3b501fe5.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOiIsImlzcyI6InVybjphcHA6Iiwib2JqIjpbW3sicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvYmIzNDg2ZjMtOTA0Zi00ZDE3LWE3ZTMtNmY3ODE0NmE4ZDg2XC9kZWFldGFvLWEzYWFjN2VhLWQ1NGItNGJjNS1hZDhjLTQ1NmIzYjUwMWZlNS5wbmcifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6ZmlsZS5kb3dubG9hZCJdfQ.RSYKRiHkVqSHhjt29LwAUe2uAYvgmY9-U8ZMjbfUKkk" width="1000" height="800" alt="Test image">
As you walk across the dock, a shadowy, gruff looking man eyes you down.
"If ye be wantin' ta cross tha tar void, ye be needin' a ticket." He growls. "'n some pals too, tha lands beyond 'r even more dangerous than here!"
(if: $havepartymembers is 1)["AH! Ye got some pals! Ye only be needin a ticket, now..."
(if: $ticket is 1)[Hand the man your ticket?[[Yes|SetSail]][[No|GoToChoices]]]]
[[Back|GoToChoices]]<img src="https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/bb3486f3-904f-4d17-a7e3-6f78146a8d86/deaet9k-9cfff8e1-cde2-4958-86a7-3dd20944d997.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOiIsImlzcyI6InVybjphcHA6Iiwib2JqIjpbW3sicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvYmIzNDg2ZjMtOTA0Zi00ZDE3LWE3ZTMtNmY3ODE0NmE4ZDg2XC9kZWFldDlrLTljZmZmOGUxLWNkZTItNDk1OC04NmE3LTNkZDIwOTQ0ZDk5Ny5wbmcifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6ZmlsZS5kb3dubG9hZCJdfQ.B7PfykonY_QaYxpx_PtP8wGnY78QlXZbtLhAckA1zoQ" width="780" height="540" alt="Test image">
These plants are dried out, in desperate need of water.
(if: $water is 1)[Pour some water on the plants? [[yes|PlantWater]][[No|GoToChoices]]]
(else:)[[[Back|GoToChoices]]](set:$playerhp to 20)(set:$playerAE to 3)(set:$playerattack to 3)(set:$playermoney to 0)(set:$haveFood to false)(set:$playermaxhp to 20)(set:$nerd to false)(set: $havepartymembers to 0)(set:$plantgrow to 0)(set: $brine to 0)(set: $diamond to 0)(set: $sythe to 0)(set: $jerk to 0)
(set: $record to 0)(set: $sludge to 0)(set: $drymarker to 0)(set: $blankPaper to 0)(set: $plantfruit to 0)(set: $water to 0)(set: $knife to 0)(set: $flowers to 0)(set: $cookingoil to 0)(set: $emptybottle to 0)
(set: $blankrecord to 0)(set: $ps2game to 0)(set: $ticket to 0)(set: $wetmarker to 0)(set: $Molotov to 0)
(set:$puzzle1string to "")(set:$Combo1 to "AB")(set:$Combo1a to "BA")(set:$Combo2 to "CF")(set:$Combo2a to "FC")(set:$Combo3 to "KN")(set:$Combo3a to "NK")(set:$Combo4 to "DN")(set:$Combo4a to "ND")(set:$Combo5 to "IJ")(set:$Combo5a to "JI"){(set: $puzzle1string to "")}This is your Stuff. Click two items to combine them. (Some items can not be combined.) You can return to the game [[here|GoToChoices]]
|Stuff>[(if:$record is 1)[(link:"The Record?")[Select another Item to combine.(set: $puzzle1string to it + "A")]]
(if:$sludge is 1)[(link:"White goop")[Select another Item to combine.(set: $puzzle1string to it + "B")]]
(if:$drymarker is 1)[(link:"Dry Marker")[Select another Item to combine.(set: $puzzle1string to it + "C")]]
(if:$blankPaper is 1)[(link:"Blank Paper")[Select another Item to combine.(set: $puzzle1string to it + "D")]]
(if:$plantfruit is 1)[(link:"Fruit")[Select another Item to combine.(set: $puzzle1string to it + "E")]]
(if:$water is 1)[(link:"Water")[Select another Item to combine.(set: $puzzle1string to it + "F")]]
(if:$knife is 1)[(link:"Butcher's knife")[Select another Item to combine.(set: $puzzle1string to it + "G")]]
(if:$flowers is 1)[(link:"Flowers")[Select another Item to combine.(set: $puzzle1string to it + "H")]]
(if:$cookingoil is 1)[(link:"Cooking Oil")[Select another Item to combine.(set: $puzzle1string to it + "I")]]
(if:$emptybottle is 1)[(link:"Empty Bottle")[Select another Item to combine.(set: $puzzle1string to it + "J")]]
(if:$blankrecord is 1)[(link:"Blank disk")[Select another Item to combine.(set: $puzzle1string to it + "K")]]
(if:$ps2game is 1)[(link:"Playstation two game")[Select another Item to combine.(set: $puzzle1string to it + "L")]]
(if:$ticket is 1)[(link:"Boat Ticket")[Select another Item to combine.(set: $puzzle1string to it + "M")]]
(if:$wetmarker is 1)[(link:"Rehydrated Marker")[Select another Item to combine.(set: $puzzle1string to it + "N")]]
(if:$Molotov is 1)[(link:"Molotov")[Select another Item to combine.(set: $puzzle1string to it + "O")]]]
(live:1s)[{
(if: $puzzle1string is $Combo1)[(set: $record to 0)(set: $sludge to 0)(set: $blankrecord to 1)[[You covered the record with the white goop! You got the blank disk!|Stuff]]]
(else-if: $puzzle1string is $Combo1a)[(set: $record to 0)(set: $sludge to 0)(set: $blankrecord to 1)[[You covered the record with the white goop! You got the blank disk!|Stuff]]]
(else-if: $puzzle1string is $Combo2)[(set: $drymarker to 0)(set: $wetmarker to 1)[[You rehydrated the marker!|Stuff]]]
(else-if: $puzzle1string is $Combo2a)[(set: $drymarker to 0)(set: $wetmarker to 1)[[You rehydrated the marker!|Stuff]]]
(else-if: $puzzle1string is $Combo3)[(set: $blankrecord to 0)(set: $ps2game to 1)[[You hastly wrote *Playstation two game* on the blank disk!|Stuff]]]
(else-if: $puzzle1string is $Combo3a)[(set: $blankrecord to 0)(set: $ps2game to 1)[[You hastly wrote *Playstation two game* on the blank disk!|Stuff]]]
(else-if: $puzzle1string is $Combo4)[(set: $blankPaper to 0)(set: $ticket to 1)[[You wrote the words *boat ticket* on the blank paper! Hopefully this works!|Stuff]]]
(else-if: $puzzle1string is $Combo4a)[(set: $blankPaper to 0)(set: $ticket to 1)[[You wrote the words *boat ticket* on the blank paper! Hopefully this works!|Stuff]]]
(else-if: $puzzle1string is $Combo5)[(set: $cookingoil to 0)(set: $emptybottle to 0)(set: $Molotov to 1)[[You made a Molotov cocktail! Hopefully this comes in handy!|Stuff]]]
(else-if: $puzzle1string is $Combo5a)[(set: $cookingoil to 0)(set: $emptybottle to 0)(set: $Molotov to 1)[[You made a Molotov cocktail! Hopefully this comes in handy!|Stuff]]]
(else-if: (text: $puzzle1string)'s length > 1)[(replace: ?Stuff)[][[These Items can not be Combined.|Stuff]]]
(else:)[[[Reset?|Stuff]]]
}]You start digging through the trash.
Let's see here...
You found an empty glass bottle, and some cooking oil!
(set: $cookingoil to 1)(set: $emptybottle to 1)
[[Back|Go To Alley]]"ELLO THERE! GOT KNOIVES FA SAILE! FURTY POUNDS EACH! 'OW BOUT IT?!"
The suspicious man gestures inside his coat, which contains a large pocket, holding a single Butcher's Knife.
You don't have any money, so you can't buy anything.
(if:$havepartymembers is 1)[ [[Steal knife]] ]
[[Back|Go To Alley]](if:$plantgrow is 0)[You water the plants, and they grow rapidly.](set: $plantgrow to 1) Vines start twisting out and flowering, and a small squash-like fruit starts growing. You try pulling it off the vine, but it's no use. You'll need something to cut it off.
(if: $knife is 1)[Use the knife to cut the vine?[[Yes|Fruitcut]]]
[[Back|GoToChoices]]<img src="https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/bb3486f3-904f-4d17-a7e3-6f78146a8d86/deafvrz-a254815c-363d-4430-a60e-5279df769ce9.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOiIsImlzcyI6InVybjphcHA6Iiwib2JqIjpbW3sicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvYmIzNDg2ZjMtOTA0Zi00ZDE3LWE3ZTMtNmY3ODE0NmE4ZDg2XC9kZWFmdnJ6LWEyNTQ4MTVjLTM2M2QtNDQzMC1hNjBlLTUyNzlkZjc2OWNlOS5wbmcifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6ZmlsZS5kb3dubG9hZCJdfQ.bwn7GsjWkJQmV086C2-kx4FK8piakPLWZQKIbC0vJuk" width="400" height="450" alt="Test image">
You set sail on the tar lake, probably to rob that mountain I meantioned at the start that I never ended up finishing.
(If: $nerd is true)[...HOWEVER, since you are a HUGE NERD, your life is FOREVER RUINED! You got the BAD END.]
(else:)[...You also are not a HUGE NERD! You got the GOOD END]
THE ENDYou use the knife to cut the fruit off. (Yeah, Squashes are technically part of the fruit family, betcha didn't know that.) You put the fruit in with the rest of your stuff.(set: $plantfruit to 1)(set: $plantgrow to 2)
[[Back|GoToChoices]]<img src="https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/bb3486f3-904f-4d17-a7e3-6f78146a8d86/deafkri-0ea70da2-4bf1-4fce-9ef1-e0f9f9370b6e.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOiIsImlzcyI6InVybjphcHA6Iiwib2JqIjpbW3sicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvYmIzNDg2ZjMtOTA0Zi00ZDE3LWE3ZTMtNmY3ODE0NmE4ZDg2XC9kZWFma3JpLTBlYTcwZGEyLTRiZjEtNGZjZS05ZWYxLWUwZjlmOTM3MGI2ZS5wbmcifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6ZmlsZS5kb3dubG9hZCJdfQ.giiLk10LQLVfDzE6sOgdA1WC4siWKaLPveQ00EkbcQM" width="537" height="600" alt="Test image">
(if:$diamond is 0)[ You sit down at the bar. The strange, Diamond-Headed bartender shuffles towards you.
They stare at you for a full minute before finally saying "☟︎☜︎☼︎☜︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☝︎⚐︎📬︎ ✋︎❄︎🕯︎💧︎ ⚐︎☠︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☟︎⚐︎🕆︎💧︎☜︎" in an unknown language.
They then offer you a drink of *MURKY WHITE LIQUID* and then stare at you, as if expecting you to drink it.
You nervously decline, and walk away, putting the cup of *MURKY WHITE LIQUID* in your *Stuff* as to not seem impolite.(set: $sludge to 1)(set: $diamond to 1)]
(else:)[Nope, not going back there.]
[[Back|Go To Building]]<img src="https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/bb3486f3-904f-4d17-a7e3-6f78146a8d86/deafkst-d15a8acf-a8fa-4ab1-8d72-c94e4a0c10f1.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOiIsImlzcyI6InVybjphcHA6Iiwib2JqIjpbW3sicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvYmIzNDg2ZjMtOTA0Zi00ZDE3LWE3ZTMtNmY3ODE0NmE4ZDg2XC9kZWFma3N0LWQxNWE4YWNmLWE4ZmEtNGFiMS04ZDcyLWM5NGU0YTBjMTBmMS5wbmcifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6ZmlsZS5kb3dubG9hZCJdfQ.6dg7tb87nIdAs4_9LmKrvfUgMfPF1NnjNI5FGCUT5DI" width="500" height="600" alt="Test image">
(if: $sythe is 0)[You walk up to the Sythe-Handed bug and realize they're holding something- a tiny scrap of paper! This must be a boat ticket! You ask them if you can use it, and they reply "Sure thing! But first, could 'ya get me something to eat? I'm starving, and this place only serves weird sludge!"
(if: $plantfruit is 1)[Give them your fruit?[[Yes|FruitGive]]]]
(else:)["Dunno why you wanted an ol' scrap of paper so bad, but I'm not complaining!"]
[[Back|Go To Building]]<img src="https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/bb3486f3-904f-4d17-a7e3-6f78146a8d86/deafktx-7bdf64ae-6be9-4715-9b3c-c448afe17173.png/v1/fill/w_849,h_626,q_80,strp/story8_by_megathemysterious_deafktx-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOiIsImlzcyI6InVybjphcHA6Iiwib2JqIjpbW3siaGVpZ2h0IjoiPD02MjYiLCJwYXRoIjoiXC9mXC9iYjM0ODZmMy05MDRmLTRkMTctYTdlMy02Zjc4MTQ2YThkODZcL2RlYWZrdHgtN2JkZjY0YWUtNmJlOS00NzE1LTliM2MtYzQ0OGFmZTE3MTczLnBuZyIsIndpZHRoIjoiPD04NDkifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.bdtJxe30HA14uXuEvUaT2a3xoWKSc42XVRUQoLx-vDk" width="850" height="620" alt="Test image">
(if:$brine is 0)[You try talking to the Briny Creature, but they don't seem to understand or care.
Out of nowhere, they throw an old, dried out marker right at your face, and begin laughing maniacally.
You pick up the marker, put it in your *Stuff* and back away slowly, as the creature begins to laugh harder.
(set: $drymarker to 1)(set: $brine to 1)]
(else:)[Nope, not going back there.]
[[Back|Go To Building]]As you walk down the row of tables, you accidently bump shoulders with a large, terrifying looking jerk. "WATCH IT, NERD!" He yells.
Nerd? Nobody calls you that! You now have a few options: You can walk away, and forget this ever happened, or you can give this jerk a piece of your mind.
What's it gonna be?
[[Walk away]]
[[Give him a piece of your mind]] (THIS COULD END POORLY)<img src="https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/bb3486f3-904f-4d17-a7e3-6f78146a8d86/deaf0mj-12ed5cef-5d2c-4c16-a8d3-06956363b5ac.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOiIsImlzcyI6InVybjphcHA6Iiwib2JqIjpbW3sicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvYmIzNDg2ZjMtOTA0Zi00ZDE3LWE3ZTMtNmY3ODE0NmE4ZDg2XC9kZWFmMG1qLTEyZWQ1Y2VmLTVkMmMtNGMxNi1hOGQzLTA2OTU2MzYzYjVhYy5qcGcifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6ZmlsZS5kb3dubG9hZCJdfQ.Bdd8auhlA7z-Vgj3FKQHPRnc-x0U2Q6Rk0oUofjAHkk" width="1000" height="800" alt="Test image">
(if: $juke is 0)[
You try to stop the annoying music from playing on the jukebox.
You press the selection buttons, but the music just gets louder.
In a fit of rage, you pound the jukebox with your fists. This only makes the Jukebox Malfunction more, sputtering and smoking until a record smashes through the Glass display screen, hitting you square in the head.
You wake up on the floor dazed, with a bruise on your head.
Right next to you is a record. The label reads *Worst Hits of 1827*. How awful!
(set: $record to 1)(set: $juke to 1)]
Unless this record's label was covered in white-out, no one would reasonably want this...
[[Back|Go To Building]]"Hey, thanks!" They exclaim, as you give them the fruit.
As they pass you the scrap of paper in their hands, your exitement quickly turns to dissapointment as you realise the scrap of paper was just that- a scrap of paper. Not a boat ticket, just a blank, slightly crumpled scrap of paper. How is *this* supposed to help you?(set: $blankPaper to 1)(set: $sythe to 1)
[[Back|Go To Building]]You walk away ashamed. Now you will forever be known as a HUGE NERD.
(set:$nerd to true)(set: $jerk to 1)
[[Continue|Table]]You look at him dead in the eyes, and...
[[Punch his face]]
[[Explain to him that he is very mean and makes people feel sad]]
[[KISS HIM ON THE MOUTH]]You quickly punch his face. He doesn't even flinch!
He begins laughing at the top of his lungs. Now you feel even more ashamed! You walk away, knowing that you will be known as a HUGE NERD.(set:$nerd to true)(set: $jerk to 1)
[[Continue|Table]]"Ummmm... you- you're not very nice, you know... I mean, you're- you're not-"
He begins laughing at the top of his lungs. Now you feel even more ashamed! You walk away, knowing that you will be known as a HUGE NERD.(set:$nerd to true)(set: $jerk to 1)
[[Continue|Table]]Out of nowhere, you kiss him on the mouth!
Now you both feel awkward. You unanimously agree never to speak of this again. You walk away, knowing that you will NOT be known as a HUGE NERD!(set: $jerk to 1)
[[Continue|Table]]You find a table with people sitting at it! Sitting at the table is a shadowy, sharp-toothed man with a heavy austrailian accent, and a short, chubby lizardman with an unblinking gaze.(Not pictured here because I ran out of time) They seem like they could help you!
You explain your mission to them, and they agree to help! "One condition though, mate." the sharp toothed man replies "I want somefing in return for my 'elp" He stares at you, then replies with a strange request. "Got any PS2 games?" "Luv ps2 games, gimmie one and I'll join ya."
You also find a glass of Water at the table, you put it in your *Stuff*.
(set: $water to 1)
(if: $ps2game is 1)[Give him the [[game]]]
[[Continue|Go To Building]]The sharp toothed man looks at the crusty record with the words "PS2 GAME" hastily written on.
"I LUV IT! WE'LL JOIN YA!"
You can now use your friends to steal, a move you can only use on one NPC in the game. How useless!(set: $havepartymembers to 1)
[[Continue|Go To Building]]Your friends stole the Butcher's Knife for you! The Suspicious man runs away quickly. (set: $knife to 1)
[[Continue|GoToChoices]]