I Love Sandwiches

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There's a Kitchen. there's a Fridge. You have a Plate, and Bread. [[Open Fridge]] <<addtoInv Bread>>

The Fridge is open. There is Ham, Swiss, Peanut Butter, Jelly, Meat Floss, and Pimento Cheese. [[Get Ham]] [[Get Swiss]] [[Get Peanut Butter]] [[Get Jelly]] [[Get Meat Floss]] [[Get Pimento Cheese]]

[[Start!]] <<script>> //Begin Inventory Macros //helper window.getInv = function() { return state.active.variables.inventory; }; //starter macros.initInv = { handler: function(place, macroName, params, parser) { state.active.variables.inventory = []; } }; //add to inventory macros.addtoInv = { handler: function(place, macroName, params, parser) { if (params.length == 0) { throwError(place, "<<" + macroName + ">>: no parameters given"); return; } if (state.active.variables.inventory.indexOf(params[0]) == -1) { state.active.variables.inventory.push(params[0]); } } }; //display macros.inv = { handler: function(place, macroName, params, parser) { if (state.active.variables.inventory.length == 0) { new Wikifier(place, 'nothing'); } else { new Wikifier(place, state.active.variables.inventory.join(', ')); } } }; //empty inventory macros.emptyInv = { handler: function(place, macroName, params, parser) { state.active.variables.inventory = [] } }; //end inventory Macros <</script>> <<initInv>>

You added Ham <> <<addtoInv Ham>> <<set $ham to 1>> <> [[Get Ham]] [[Get Swiss]] [[Get Peanut Butter]] [[Get Jelly]] [[Get Meat Floss]] [[Get Pimento Cheese]] [[Finish Sandwich]]

You added Swiss<> <<addtoInv Swiss>> <<set $swiss to 1>> <> [[Get Ham]] [[Get Swiss]] [[Get Peanut Butter]] [[Get Jelly]] [[Get Meat Floss]] [[Get Pimento Cheese]] [[Finish Sandwich]]

You added Peanut Butter <> <<addtoInv "Peanut Butter">> <<set $peanutbutter to 1>> <> [[Get Ham]] [[Get Swiss]] [[Get Peanut Butter]] [[Get Jelly]] [[Get Meat Floss]] [[Get Pimento Cheese]] [[Finish Sandwich]]

You added Jelly<> <<addtoInv Jelly>> <<set $jelly to 1>> <> [[Get Ham]] [[Get Swiss]] [[Get Peanut Butter]] [[Get Jelly]] [[Get Meat Floss]] [[Get Pimento Cheese]] [[Finish Sandwich]]

You added Meat Floss<> <<addtoInv "Meat Floss">> <<set $meatfloss to 1>> <> [[Get Ham]] [[Get Swiss]] [[Get Peanut Butter]] [[Get Jelly]] [[Get Meat Floss]] [[Get Pimento Cheese]] [[Finish Sandwich]]

You added Pimento Cheese<> <<addtoInv "Pimento Cheese">> <<set $pimentocheese to 1>> <> [[Get Ham]] [[Get Swiss]] [[Get Peanut Butter]] [[Get Jelly]] [[Get Meat Floss]] [[Get Pimento Cheese]] [[Finish Sandwich]]

You now hold in your hand a finished sandwich. You look upon it's glorious layers: <<inv>> You salivate as you stare at the sandwich. [["Help!"]]

You take your first bite into your sandwich. "Help! Is anyone there? Go get some help! There's a fire!" \ <<if $ham eq 1>> You can taste the delicious sweet taste of the ham. <<else>> <</if>> Oh, this sandwich tastes amazing! [["Please, Call 911!"]]

You take your second bite. "please, if you can, call 911! Our family is stuck down here!" \ <<if $swiss eq 1>> The Swiss has an amazing, nutty flavor. <<else>> <</if>> Boy, this is one good sandwich! [["I think I hear someone! Hey you, can you go get some help?"]]

You take your third bite. "I think I hear someone! Hey you, can you go to get some help? Hello? Can you hear us?" \ <<if $peanutbutter eq 1>> The Peanut Butter adds a whole new level of creaminess! <<else>> <</if>> This is the best thing I've ever made! [["Oh god, the smoke's building up!"]]

You take your fourth bite. "Oh god, the smoke's building up! We're having trouble breathing!" \ <<if $jelly eq 1>> The sweet, sweet jelly oozes into your mouth. <<else>> <</if>> Man, there's nothing in the world that's as amazing as this sandwich! [["Holy... That wall's on fire!"]]

You take your fifth bite. "Holy... That wall's on fire! Sweetie, back away, come over here! Can anyone, anyone at all please help?" \ <<if $meatfloss eq 1>> The texture of the meat floss greatly adds to the sandwich. <<else>> <</if>> Mmmmm... Sandwich! [["Oh no, the roof is caving in!"]]

You take your sixth bite. "Oh no, the roof is caving in! God above, please, save us!" \ <<if $pimentocheese eq 1>> The complexity of the pimento cheese doesn't detract from the rest of the sandwich at all. <<else>> <</if>> This sandwich is my life! [["Close your eyes, ok sweetie?"]]

You pop the last bite of the sandwich into your mouth. "Close your eyes, ok sweetie? We're both right here, ok? Just close your eyes. It'll all be over soon." A blast of smoke hits your face. Mmm, that sandwich was so good... Hey, what if I made a sandwich with smoky barbecue? The end. <<emptyInv>> Another? [[I Love Sandwiches!]] <<set $ham to 0>> <<set $swiss to 0>> <<set $peanutbutter to 0>> <<set $jelly to 0>> <<set $meatfloss to 0>> <<set $pimentocheese to 0>>