It's finally happening. The apocalypse. Mom is marrying Judd, a mechanic who hasn't shaved in weeks and probably robs cars at night or sells kittens on the black markert. It's time to buck up and take matters into your own hands before Judd "smells like eggs" starts asking you to call him dad. But first you've got to get past Aunt Patricia your part time captor full time elderly snore fest.
[[Make a run for it, you don't want to draw more attention to yourself-> Caught by staff]]
[[Turn on Days of Our Lives then tell her you're going to find Uncle Merle to put on your tie-> Hallway]]
Jerry the concierge sees you knock over an expensive vase and returns you to Aunt Patricia who locks the door and forces you to watch infomercials to pass the time while she smokes a secret cigarette and eats a box of thin mints.
[[Shed a few tears and ask for mom-> brought to mom's room]]
[[Fake an asthma attack-> mom rushes over]]
You've made it and no one suspects a thing. Next step sabotage: no one can get married without a ring. Judd's best man Tim is holding on to them for you until the ceremony.
[[Knock on Tim's door-> Judd answers the door]]
[[Call Tim's room and tell her Aunt Patricia had a fall-> Sneak into Tim's room]]
You plan to guilt mom out of marrying the guy. You perfected fake tears before you were two. But when you get there she's crying too...She's happy.
[[Ask her to stop the wedding.-> Calls it off.]]
[[Hug her and bare the rings during the ceremony.-> I do]].
Mom's here panicking.
[[Quit pretending and beg mom to cancel the wedding.-> Mom goes through with it]].
[[Keep it up, what else have you got to lose.-> Ambulance]].
You're surpised to find Judd instead of Tim. He invites you in and offers you a taste of champagne. He's had a few drinks and you see an opportunity.
[[Ask to call him dad and imply that mom can't wait to have four more babies with him.-> Cold Feet.]]
[[Offer him another drink. And another.-> Judd passes out]].
Jackpot. You find the rings on the bedside table.
[[Flush them down the toilet.->Caught by Judd]]
[[Stash them in your pocket.-> Go downstairs for the ceremony]]
Judd walks in and sees you flush the rings. He's very very angry. He smells like eggs more than ever. His face has never been this red. Maybe this was a mistake. He grabs you by the arm and drags you to [[mom's room]].
The ceremony is put on hold while the party searches for the rings.
[[Accuse Tim of being in love with mom and stealing the rings to stop the wedding.-> Grounded]].
[[Play it cool.-> Mom finds you out]].
Mom cries when Judd tells her what you did. He calls the wedding off because he doesn't to have anything to do with a kid like you.
Mom cries a lot. It's weird to see her cry. It hurts to see her cry. You hadn't planned this far ahead.
Everyone is mad at you and you don't see much of mom.
[[Later]].
When it's all over you have to move to a smaller house. Dad still doesn't call. And mom refuses to pick up your cool red bike from Judd's house. Things are pretty lousy for a while. You never flush a toilet again.
Nobody is buying your cover story and pretty soon the jig is up. Mom finds the rings. She's dissapointed. The wedding goes on and you don't get to go on the honeymoon. Everything smells like eggs.
You're sent to spend with honeymoon with Dad and his new girlfriend. She shakes your hand and you notice a ring. Oh boy.
Mom can always tell when you're lying and she has no time for your pranks today. You're bannished to the back row with Aunt Patricia. Mom marries Judd. You don't even get any cake.
Judd turns white, he's got cold feet. He writes a note for mom and asks you to deliver it. It's rough on mom. When it's all over you have to move to a smaller house. Dad still doesn't call. And mom refuses to pick up your cool red bike from Judd's house.
It's time to go downstairs for the ceremony and he won't get up. You call mom, she comes in her dress and finds him drunk on the floor. She dumps him on the spot and calls dad realizing she made a huge mistake. The three of us take spend the honeymoon in Hawaii while Judd packs his stuff and moves out of the house. Things are pretty sweet.
Mom is not happy about your shenanigans, they don't help in making Judd out as the bad guy. You're grounded.
You're stuck with Patricia the whole time and you don't get to do anything fun all weekend.
Life's just as you thought it would be in Judd's house. At least have a bike. You get a post card from Dad once a month. There's always next time.
The jig is up. The paramedics figure out nothing is wrong with you. Mom is stressed the heck out and she thinks you're crazy.
She goes through with the wedding and asks Judd to legally adopt you. She figures you want a dad. You didn't want Judd. Everything in the house smells weird. You win this time Judd.
Mom doesn't want to do anything to hurt you. She asks Judd to wait to get married until you're ready. You feel oddly okay about him after all.
Two months later mom and Judd say their vows. It's just the three of you.
What were you so caught up in anyhow? Judd's not all bad after all. You hug mom. The wedding is great.You're the star of the dance floor. Judd's new house has a swimming pool.