(align:"=><=")+(box:"X=")[= Welcome to The Twine Thing, I'm Cubic, the developer, AKA the guy who lets bugs leak through half the time and they're usually... //less than ideal// either way, in my immense and awe-inspiring foresight I included a ''start button'' [[New->2.5]] (link:"Load Game")[I could have sworn it was here...]Time to pick [$name]'s bodily shape, what's your poison? (link:"Why?")[Why: Because It's a fun feature that's referenced multiple times, now pick one] [[Tits->Nice Knockers, naturally]] [[Ass->A perfectly plump rump]] [[Stomach->A fat gut and nothing but]] (Link:"Feet")[no]oh damn you actually decided on both a hair and eye color ''and'' body type for the fatass you named [$name]... I didnt expect you to make it this far, uhh... where would you like them to go? [[Head to the kitchen->4]] (link:"Go for a walk")[the only walk they're taking is to ''the kitchen''][$name] ''takes a walk'' into the kitchen, which is hindsight is a pretty generic way of getting in here... but they can't fly can they? didn't think so. anyway what do they empty first? [[The Fridge, duh->fr1]] [[The Cupboards->cp1]]$wg [Weight] (set: num $full) [Fullness] $bod [Body Type, 1 is ass-heavy, 2 is stomach-heavy, and 3 is top-heavy] $cloth [Clothing status, 1 is nude, 2 is torn clothing, 3 is tight clothing, 4 is comfortable clothing] $cosm [Hair and Eye color, they're bundled together, Humans: 1 is brown hair and green eyes, 2 is blonde and blue eyes, and 3 is black hair with brown eyes. Goblins: 1 is red hair with brown eyes, 2 is dark brown with green eyes, and 3 is black with gray eyes] $name [their name]As the final pound of globular fat settles into place, your tree-trunk legs give out and you collapse backwards, your breathing labored from the simple act of falling... mobility seems to be a thing of the past fatass. [[Restart->Reset]]Welcome back to the Menu, care to start again? And by start again yes, I do mean make a new character to fatten the hell up. [[You bet->2.5]]A fine choice, this could also be considered a "strawberry figure" [[The more you know->3]] (set:$bod to 3)Not nearly enough to... y'know, smother someone under, but not a bad start [[Indeed->3]] (set:$bod to 1)Fattened up and ready to stuff [[Correct->3]] (set:$bod to 2)Ah, the fridge, a staple in fat fetishism. It's a simple one, it's plain white, slightly taller than you, and a doubledoor, what's not to love? [[let them pig out already!->fr2]] [[what's in here anyway?->storage]][$name] meanders their way to the wooden cabinet doors... a surprisingly uncommon pick in this manner of fetishistic fiction, but not too out of the ordinary if you think about it. [[quit making commentary and let 'em eat->cp2]] [[anything good in here?->storage]]Alright alright, sheesh, didn't realize you were in such a hurry. [$name] opens the Fridge, quickly snatching some cold leftover pizza and ripping into it, literally, like a damn animal or something... where was I? oh right yes, they make short work of the half-eaten pizza, feeling the cold tomato sauce and toppings roll around in their gut. [$name] decides they want some more, and grab both the milk jug from the door and the packet of lunch meat, taking turns between meat and milk, they slow with time, dribbles of milk rolling down their shirt and chest, along with a couple bits of meat, but that's nothing that cant be put in the laundry... [[whenever they wake up from the food coma->start]]an assortment of edibles so large and quantitative I don't care to elaborate, enough to stuff your greedy little heart on at least (link-undo:"Works for me!")I suppose manners were never a core class at fatass academy huh? If you insist I suppose. [$name] decides to start with some chips, tearing a pair of bags open and shoving handfuls down their throat like kids do halloween candy. Eventually the bags run empty, and since [$name]'s stomach still isn't satisfied, they begin munching on assorted snack cakes and similar packaged confections, a few crumbs and flecks of frosting falling onto their shirt, but nothing that can't be cleaned later, certainly... [[post-food coma->start]][$name] wakes up to find themself asleep in the kitchen, sitting on their (if:$bod is 1)[plentiful] ass, covered in a few stains from last night's binge... needless to say [$name] finishes what you started, then struggle slightly while getting up off the ground, no thanks to their (if:$bod is 1)[aforementioned plump rear](if:$bod is 2)[bloated gut](if:$bod is 3)[notable pair of headlights], time to start their day tubby. (set:$wg to 100) [[fine...->pre-hub]](if:$wg is <500)[The both of you return to the living room, what would you like [$name] to do?](if:$wg is >500)[$name huffs and drops their gargantuan body onto the couch... upon egging them to get off their titanic ass, $name struggles and groans, discovering through some (minor) effort that they're whale-ish physique is too fat to move...] (if:$full is <20 and $wg is <500)[[Eat->feed]](if:$full is <20 and $wg is >500)[[Feed the fatass->fatterfeed]](if:$full is >=20 and $wg is <500)[They're too full to eat] (if:$wg is <500)[[Head to the bathroom->bathroom]] (if:$wg is <500)[[Go to their bedroom->bed]] (if:$cloth is 1 or 2 and $wg is <200)[[Put on some clothes->laund]](if:$wg is >200 and <250)[[See if anything fits->fatlaund]] (if:$wg is >400)[[Reset->Reset]] (if:$cloth is 1)(display:"nude")(if:$cloth is 2)(display:"tattered")(if:$cloth is 3)(display:"tight") (if:$full is >20)(display:"stuffed")(if:$full is <10 and $wg is <500)(display:"hungry")(if:$wg is >500)(display:"immob")well, [$name]'s clothes are food-stained, their body is... not much better, and are afflicted by a bad case of insatiable fatty syndrome, what should we take care of first? and by we, I mean you. [[Feed the Beast->pre-feed]] [[Dispose of the evidence->pre-laund]] [[Wash the crumbs off->pre-wash]]Giving into your natural degenerate nature, [$name] walks ''back into'' the kitchen, not caring with silly prolonged "which container" dialogue trees, witty commentary, or any of that, just eating. and eating. and eating, their stomach churns loudly and they stifle a belch while finishing, out of a waning sense of politeness naturally. Satisfied(?) with this feasting, [$name] waddles back to the [[Living Room->hub]] (set:$full to 10)(set:$wg to 120)Deciding NOT to gorge them instantly (which is amazing to me), they walk over to the washing machine, stripping down and dumping them into the metal maw unceremoniously. huh... now [$name]'s naked... [[a problem to be solved later->hub]] (set: $cloth to 1)(set:$full to 1)As comforting as a body covered in crumbs and liquids is... high time to not display their piggishness to the public Aside from getting the bathwater kinda nasty, and a few leftover scraps being stuck in the drain, mission accomplished... sure took your time though. [[Grab their clothes and go->hub]] (set: $cloth to 4)(set:$full to 1)[$name]'s clothes are bursting at the seams... unable to contain their bulk...[$name]'s clothes are leaving little to the imagination recently... not that they did before...[$name]'s (if:$wg is <150)[thin-ish](if:$wg is >150 and <200)[plump](if:$wg is >200 and <500)[blubber-covered] body is exposed to the world... (if:$wg is <200)[perhaps fix this.](if:$wg is >200 and <300)[though there isn't much ''you'' can do about it.](if:$wg is >300 and <600)[their blob-like body too big for a tarp even.]Somehow... [$name] isn't wearing //anything// in like a metaphysical sense this isn't supposed to happen[$name]'s (if:$wg <150)[taut,](if:$wg >=200 and <300)[fat,](if:$wg is >=300)[beachball sized,] bloated stomach feels pretty full... (if:$wg is >=200 and <300 and $bod is 2)[it's enormity making movement a hassle...](if:$wg is >=300 and $bod is 2)[the overbloated apron of flesh gurgling, packed full of fattening junk][$name]'s (if:$wg is in (range:150,199))[fat](if:$wg is >200 and $bod is 1 or 3)[gluttonous](if:$wg is >200 and $bod is 2)[titanic] stomach is (if:$wg is <300)[growling.](if:$wg is >300)[roaring with hunger.]You later arise and (if:num$wg is <200)[walk](if:num$wg is <200)[waddle] your way to the [[living room->hub]] (set:$wg to $wg + ($full * 0.5))(set:$full to $full - ($full * 0.5))[$name] strips down and descends into the bath, (if:$bod is 1)[giving extra attention to their thickened behind.](if:$bod is 2)[rinsing their porky gut with care.](if:$bod is 3)[making sure to get the underside of their noteworthy chest.] Leaving the bath you dry their body off, ready to continue the day (set:$cloth to 1) [[Return to living room->hub]] (set:$wg to $wg + ($full * 0.2))(set:$full to $full - ($full * 0.3))[$name] makes a trip to the fridge, (if:$full is <15)[satisfying their hunger.](if:$full is 15)[belching softly, satisfied... but with room for more](if:$full is >15)[cramming things into their stuffed gut, like a pig.] [[Return to living room->hub]] (if:$wg is >200 and $full is <25)[[Eat more->stuffing]] (set:$wg to $wg+($full*0.1))(set:$full to $full+5)[$name] peruses the area slowly, looking for anything that fits... (if:$wg is <150)[finding into an outfit from their old athletic days.](if:$wg is >150 and <200)[and find a baggier outfit than last time, thankfully...](if:$wg is >200)[squeezing into the biggest pair of clothes you both can find.] [[Return to living room->hub]] (set:$cloth to 4) (set:$wg to $wg + ($full * 0.2))(set:$full to $full - ($full * 0.3))[$name]'s blubbery body slowly collapses into the bath, after the metaphorical avalanche they ask for help cleaning themselves (if:$bod is 1)[struggling to reach the lower end of their massive backside.](if:$bod is 2)[while they wash as much of their constantly bloated gut as they can.](if:$bod is 3)[fighting with their massive bust to simply wash it properly.] Leaving the bath [$name] sighs, remembering they're too fat for anything in their wardrobe. [[Return to living room->hub]] (set:$cloth to 1) (set:$wg to $wg + ($full * 0.2))(set:$full to $full - ($full * 0.3))[$name] doesn't know why you insist... nothing will fit over their smaller assets, let alone their (if:$bod is 1)[shelf-like rear end and thunder thighs](if:$bod is 2)[piggish waistline](if:$bod is 3)[borderline bovine tits]. [[living room->hub]] (set:$cloth to 1) (set:$wg to $wg + ($full * 0.2))(set:$full to $full - ($full * 0.3))You decide a nap is in order and [$name] plops into bed(if:$wg is >200)[, hearing it creak angrily underneath their bulk]. They quickly fall asleep. [[Wake them up->bed]] (set:$wg to $wg + ($full * 0.3))(set:$full to $full - ($full * 0.7))[$name] steps on to and looks down at the scale, it eventually settles on (print:$wg * 2) Pounds [[Back->bathroom]] [[Return to living room->hub]] (set:$wg to $wg + ($full * 0.2))(set:$full to $full - ($full * 0.3))Ah, ''The Bath.'' (if:$wg is <200)[[Clean them->wash]](if:$wg is >200 and <300)[[Attempt to clean them->fatwash]](if:$wg is >300)[[Hose them off->fatterwash]] (if:$wg is <200)[[Weigh them, while you're here->weigh]](if:$wg is >200 and <300)[[See how fat they've become->fatweigh]](if:$wg is >300)[[Attempt weighing them->fatterweigh]] [[Measure them->measure]] [[back to the living room->hub]][$name] waddles onto the scale, (if:$bod is 1)[peering past their stomach you read (print:$wg * 2) Pounds](if:$bod is 2)[but their blubber-filled gut dashes any hopes of them knowing they weigh (print:$wg * 2) Pounds](if:$bod is 3)[but their swollen chest gets too much in the way to read the number (print:$wg * 2)] [[Back->bathroom]] [[Return to living room->hub]] (set:$wg to $wg + ($full * 0.2))(set:$full to $full - ($full * 0.3))Deciding you're not satisfied with paltry snacks, [$name] opens up the fridge and takes a seat in front of it, (if:$bod is 1)[their fat ass providing plenty of cushion](if:$bod is 2)[shuddering as their stomach touches the cold ground](if:$bod is 3)[their cowtits brushing against the cold surface inside], gorging themself even further before belching loudly, and ''still'' eating a little more. God, what a Pig. [[Good->hub]] (if:$wg is >300)[[More->gorging]] (set:$wg to $wg+($full*0.1))(set:$full to 35)[$name] (if:$wg is <200)[walks up to](if:$wg is >200 and <300)[waddles slowly towards](if:$wg is >300)[drags their lard-swollen body up to] what some may call the "Dimension of Sloth" and open the door, taking in it's plain-ness (if:$wg is >200)[and catching their breath at the same time]. [[Look at them->mirr]] [[Show them some love->fondle]] (if:$wg is <300)[[Take a nap->nap]](if:$wg is >300)[[Attempt napping->fatnap]] [[Leave->hub]][$name] (if:$wg is <200)[walks](if:$wg is >200 and <300)[waddles](if:$wg is >300)[painstakingly shuffles their blubber] to your full-length mirror, taking at look over their body with those (if:$cosm is 1)[jade](if:$cosm is 2)[ocean blue](if:$cosm is 3)[Gothic-era Mud Brown] eyes. (if:$wg is <200 and $bod is 1)[noticing they're a little softer around the edges than before, especially considering [$name]'s butt and hips took the brunt of your treatment.](if:$wg is <200 and $bod is 2)[you squeeze a handful of gut between your fingers, reminding them all that food has to go somewhere.](if:$wg is <200 and and $bod is 3)[gliding their fingers over their sensitive, accentuated bust.](if:$wg is >200 and <300 and $bod is 1)[staring at their chair-smashing mass of ass.](if:$wg is >200 and <300 and $bod is 2)[you grab their bottomless stomach and letting it crash into their thighs.](if:$wg is >200 and <300 and $bod is 3)[fondling their hyper-stimulating pair of head-sized hooters.](if:$wg is >300)[their immensity out-sizing the puny mirror you own] [[Enough ogling->bed]]Now pick your eyes and hair, they're bundled for now since i'm lazy (link:"lame")[coding takes effort and I update this thing like... sometimes, calm down] [[brown hair and green eyes->brgr]] [[blond hair and blue eyes->german]] [[black hair and brown eyes->blbr]][$name]'s hair suddenly turns a chocolatey color and their eyes now have Night-Vision Capabilities^^(link:"*")[they don't]^^ [[Body Type->2.1]] (set:$cosm to 1)[$name]'s hair makes a sizzling noise as the inferior darker colored genes burn out of them, and sadly their eyes do the same... [[Tut mir leid freund->2.1]] (set:$cosm to 2)[$name] hears a flock of ravens fly by outside as their hair darkens to a color akin to that of the tormented soul within... or something like that, after blinking a few times their eyes appear brown, emblematic of how shitty their middle-class life was with a supportive and loving religious family [[Okay quit making fun of goths Cubic->2.1]] (set:$cosm to 3)You decide to give into your most degnerate desire, cramming every once of whatever you can reach into [$name]'s bottomless maw... forcing them into an impromptu bear cosplay, y'know... one thats preparing for hibernation. [[urp->gorgenap]] (set:$wg to $wg+15+($full*0.3))(set:$full to 50)[$name]'s stomach gurgles and anchors them in front of the fridge... their body is covered in crumbs and liquids as they belch and slightly gag in a vain attempt to free ''any'' space in their solid, over-bloated gut, how filthy... [[wake them up later->hub]] (set:$wg to $wg+($full*0.4))(set:$full to $full-($full*0.7))What's your fatties name? Keep in mind I can't code out the fact you can name them "name" (input-box:2bind $name,"X=",2,"name") Also, I added races with unique stories... mostly since I don't wanna add even more junk to Modern Human. Pick one: [[Modern Humanoid->2.2]] (Finished) [[Modern Goblinoid->gm1]] (In Dev) [[Fantasy Goblinoid->g1]] (To Do) [[Fantasy Humanoid->f1]] (To Do) (link:"Robotic (Finished)")[You're metal and can't get fat. THE END.]Squeezing [$name] into the bathroom... a task growing harder by the day, you unhook the showerhead and give your prize pig as much of a wash as possible... which isnt much given the bulk of their (if:$bod is 1)[enormous ass and thighs, which barely wedge into doorframes anymore](if:$bod is 2)[fridge-clearing stomach, which constantly gurgles and growls, always full of fattening foodstuffs](if:$bod is 3)[spine-spraining chest, which almost overshadows their fattened gut]. [[wrap it up->bathroom]] (set:$wg to $wg + ($full * 0.2))(set:$full to $full - ($full * 0.3))As [$name]'s fat-laden body waddles up onto the scale, you both hear it crack under their massive weight. [[...hot->bathroom]] (set:$wg to $wg + ($full * 0.2))(set:$full to $full - ($full * 0.3))[$name] slowly waddles their way to their bed, upon sitting down you both hear a deafening creak as the once-sturdy piece of resting apparatus collapses under [$name]'s enormity how embarassing, especially since they turn in and fall asleep anyway, their lard protecting them from any shrapnel. [[Wake up->bed]] (set:$wg to $wg + ($full * 0.3))(set:$full to $full - ($full * 0.7))At the insistence of the landwhale in your house known as [$name], you get up and raid the fridge and pantry for as much food as possible, returning to offer it up to your insatiable guest, they devour everything in front of them, demanding more. [[enough for now->fathub]] [[oblige->fatterfeeding]] (set:$full to 60)(set:$wg to $wg+($full*0.4))(set:$full to $full-($full*0.7))[$name]'s (if:$bod is 2)[literal slab of](if:$bod is not 2)[meaty] stomach flesh gurgles and churns hungrily, no matter how much you cram in.You return and raid the kitchen and pantry once more, placing it by the growing pile of discarded wrappers, cans, and containers(if:$bod is 3)[, half of these items lost between their mattress-sized mammaries]. Your gluttonous guest hardly takes notice of you, hyper-focused on eating, their (If:$bod is 2)[overwhelming mountain of a] stomach (if:$bod is not 2)[growling and groaning all the same](if:$bod is 2)[squelching, churning, and roaring even more hungrily]. [[enough for now->fathub]] [[more->fatterfeeding]] (set:$full to 60)(set:$wg to $wg+($full*0.4))(set:$full to $full-($full*0.7))You gaze upon your titanic plaything, their ever-expanding body suffocated by fatty rolls, creases, and greases. (Display:"immob") [[Feed them->fatterfeed]] [[Play with their rolls->fatfondle]] [[Measure them->fatmeasure]] [[Reset->Reset]] (set:$wg to $wg+($full*0.4))(set:$full to $full-($full*0.7))You eagerly start grabbing and groping as much of [$name] as you could ever please... the less crumb-stained and soda-soaked bits at least... (if:$bod is 1)[making sure to give their wall of rear-meat a firm groping, and a moment of silence for the remnants of your couch](if:$bod is 2)[gliding your hands across their roaring stomach, struggling to lift the lower half off the floor for a moment, allowing it to smack down heavily](if:$bod is 3)[taking hold of their vestigial milk-tanks and teasing them like a farmer would a cow... which is ironic if you think about it]. [[I've seen enough, I'm satisfied->fathub]] (set:$wg to $wg+($full*0.4))(set:$full to $full-($full*0.7))Grabbing the longest measuring tape you have... and the only one you have, you slowly start wrapping it around your avatar of Gluttony, but find it too short. With some rough estimation (and a few goes around with the tape measurer) you figure [$name]'s body is (if:$bod is 1)(Print: ($wg * 0.19))(if:$bod is not 1)(Print:($wg * 0.125)) Inches around the Rear (if:$bod is 2)(Print: ($wg * 0.19))(if:$bod is not 2)(Print:($wg * 0.125)) Inches around their Waist (if:$bod is 3)(Print: ($wg * 0.19))(if:$bod is not 3)(Print:($wg * 0.125)) Inches around their Bust Roughly anyway... [[Close enough->fathub]] (set:$wg to $wg+($full*0.4))(set:$full to $full-($full*0.7))Grabbing your trust measuring tape, you wrap it around [$name]'s body and find they're (if:$bod is 1)(Print: ($wg * 0.2))(if:$bod is not 1)(Print:($wg * 0.12)) Inches around the Rear (if:$bod is 2)(Print: ($wg * 0.2))(if:$bod is not 2)(Print:($wg * 0.12)) Inches around their Waist (if:$bod is 3)(Print: ($wg * 0.2))(if:$bod is not 3)(Print:($wg * 0.12)) Inches around their Bust ...neat [[Return->bathroom]][$name] (if:$wg is <200)[steps](if:$wg is >200 and <300)[slowly waddles](if:$wg is >300)[shuffles] in front of your mirror. (if:$wg is <200 and $bod is 1)[getting a little flustered as you grab and grope their generous rear.](if:$wg is <200 and $bod is 2)[reddening as your hands give their spare tire some attention.](if:$wg is <200 and and $bod is 3)[breathing heavily as their chest is massaged.](if:$wg is >200 and <300 and $bod is 1)[moaning under their breath as you grasp the width of their shelf-like behind.](if:$wg is >200 and <300 and $bod is 2)[gasping as your give their pampered and padded stomach a hearty smack, before rubbing it gently.](if:$wg is >200 and <300 and $bod is 3)[groaning with pleasure as their sensitive bust is fondled.](if:$wg is >300)[smirking at you as you struggle to compete with their overwhelming flab.] [[I've had my fun->bed]][$name] groggily wakes up, throwing off the half of strewn-about bedding they slept under and eventually put on a nice (for a goblin) pair of undergarments, before their (if:$bod is 2)[plump] stomach growls, you should know where this is going... [[To the kitchen!?->gm2.3]]Double-click this passage to edit it.Double-click this passage to edit it."Kitchen" is a bit of a stretch... considering [$name] is a goblin, and they like living in cheap flats with y'know... ''2.5 rooms'' They do, however, walk over to the... uhh... the... [[Fridge->gmfr]] [[Cabinets->gmcab]]Modern Goblin? It's a fun idea innit? pick [$name]'s hair and eye color... yeah im keeping them bundled for convenience [[Red Hair, Brown Eyes->tradgob]] [[Dark Brown Hair, Green Eyes->gobm1]] [[Black Hair, Gray Eyes->gobm2]]The Traditional Goblin look, I see you're a connoisseur [[How could you tell?->gm2.1]] (set: $cosm to 1)A dark and brooding goblinoid who got way too into their (link:"goth phase")[goth phase^^it's not a phase it's who they are^^] huh? [[No, just hair dye->gm2.1]] (set:$cosm to 3)A Brunette Goblinoid... Quite the striking look I bet [[Here's hoping->gm2.1]] (set:$cosm to 2)Now for the fun part [[Bottom-Heavy->gmbutt]] [[Gut-Heavy->gmbelly]] [[Top-Heavy->gmbust]](if:$cosm is not 1)[Putting the ''Stack'' in shortstack huh?](if:$cosm is 1)[Grimimic? Is that you?] (if:$cosm is not 1)[[Hell yeah->gm2.2]](if:$cosm is 1)[[possibly->gm2.2]] (set:$bod to 1)A sporting potbelly, fit for a goblin... a fairly well-fed one at least... [[Excellent->gm2.2]] (set:$bod to 2)Almost as big as a human's [[For now->gm2.2]] (set:$bod to 3)Where was I..? Oh oh yes right, [$name] walks over to ''The Fridge'' and slowly, but surely pigs out on whatever tickles their fancy, ripping open packets of lunch meat, cheese, and a few leftovers, downing several sugary drinks before closing the appliance and falling back onto their (if:$bod is 1)[ample] backside, content with their morning feast. [[But what about Second Breakfast?->gm2.4]]The cupboards yes yes right... [$name] saunters over to the cabinetry, opening the doors and tearing into cereal boxes, chips, and a handful of sugary confections hidden away before their (if:$bod is 2)[swollen](if:$bod is not 2)[bloated] stomach protests, forcing them to sit for a while and digest. [[later, at Elevens->gm2.4]]Eventually [$name] gets up off their (if:$bod is 1)[fattened] behind and returns to their bed, making off with a few snacks for the trip. Upon their arrival they flick on the television and being comfortably lounging. [[what now?->gmhub]] (set:$wg to 50) (set:$full to 15)[$name] is lazing about, as per usual. Anything you'd like them to do? (if:$full is <20)[[Eat->gmfeed]](if:$full is >=20)[They're too full to eat more] [[Head to the Bathroom->gmbath]] (if:$wg is <200)[[Pose->gmogle]](if:$wg is >200)[[Roll over->gmfatogle]] (if:$wg is >400)[[Reset->Reset]] (if:$cloth is >200)(display:"nude")(if:$wg is >150 and <200)(display:"tattered")(if:$wg is >=100 and <=150)(display:"tight") (if:$full is >20)(display:"stuffed")(if:$full is <10)(display:"hungry")They demand you feed them instead, shifting their body a little [[Not a chance->gmfeeddeny]] [[Gladly->gmfeedacc]] (if:$gobfeed is 2 and $wg is <200)(goto:"gmfeed1.1") (if:$gobfeed is 3 or $wg is >200)(goto:"gmfeed1.2")[$name] (if:$wg is <150)[struts](if:$wg is >=150)[waddles] into the shower, using conservative amounts of soap and liberal amounts of water, but making sure to (if:$bod is 1 and $wg is <150)[get the suds off their full moon](if:$bod is 2 and $wg is <150)[wash their potbelly thoroughly](if:$bod is 3 and $wg is <150)[lather and rinse underneath their rack](if:$bod is 1 and $wg is >=150)[clean off the ass-shelf](if:$bod is 2 and $wg is >=150)[get in all the stomach rolls](if:$bod is 3 and $wg is >=150)[run plenty of water through their valley of cleavage]. (if:$wg is <150)[afterwards, they dry off and put their clothes back on](if:$wg is >=150)[after catching their breath, they waddle out and dry off] [[Return->gmhub]][$name] grunts indignantly, but relaxes their body and gets positioned in a way that accentuates their (if:$bod is 1)[Pillowy Rear](if:$bod is 2)[Well-Rounded Middle](if:$bod is 3)[Eye-Grabbing Bust], they humor you for a minute or two, switching betwen a couple different positions before huffing and getting comfortable again. [[aw man->gmhub]][$name] heaves their body up and gets about halfway into a pose that displays their (if:$bod is 1)[Blubbery, Dimpled Ass](if:$bod is 2)[Constantly-Stuffed, Pig-like Gut](if:$bod is 3)[Spine-Snapping Bust], they barely have the stamina to hold the one pose for more than 30 seconds... should have taken a picture. [[It was inevitable->gmhub]]They groan, and get off the bed. [[Oversee stuffing->gmfeed1.2]] (set:$gobfeed to 3)They grin and shoo you to the kitchen, to grab them food [[Feed the gob->gmfeed1.1]] (set:$gobfeed to 2)[$name] (if:$wg is <100)[walks](if:$wg is >100 and <150)[waddles](if:$wg is >150)[shuffles] to the kitchen area and grabs helpings from both the fridge and cupboard at a whim, (if:$full is <=15)[definitely enjoying the rampant gluttony regardless of having to walk](if:$full is >15)[Burping loudly to themself and hazily shoving the rest back where they found it... if they can]. (if:$full is <20)[[Tell them to eat more->gmfeed1.2]] [[Enough->gmhub]] (set:$full to $full+5)(set:$wg to $wg+($full*0.1))(if:$full is <=15)[As you wrap up grabbing a various handful of good from the kitchen area, [$name] opens their mouth expectantly, letting much of said handful pass through into their (if:$bod is 2)[piggish] gut, before taking a small break and polishing off the rest with a smile and a small, stifled belch]](if:$full is >15)[You smirk a bit and retrieve more food for your goblin feedee, they obediently eat some of what you give them, but eventually clutch their (if:$bod is 2)[engorged] stomach and send you back with the remnants]. (if:$full is <20)[[Feed them more->gmfeed1.1]] [[Enough->gmhub]] (set:$full to $full+6)(set:$wg to $wg+($full*0.15))A full bathroom, rare for a flat cheap as this... you would complain but [$name] is the one paying rent soo.... [[Weigh the gob->gmweigh]] (if:$wg is <200)[[Bathe the gob->gmbathe]](if:$wg is >200)[They can't fit into the shower] [[Return->gmhub]]Pulling out the Scale you leave against the sink, [$name] steps on. (if:$wg is <150)[A couple seconds later it beeps, and reads (print:$wg * 2) Pounds](if:$wg is >150)[Unfortunately it only seems to read ''ERROR'' when they do so...] [[Return->gmbath]]