today

everything. you shut off the violent femmes and find your hands finally are dead again, so you reive them with this [[cream]] and feel better.

it doesn't smell nice for long if you can't smell so you blow your nose on a tissue and then you find more specks in the red bowl so you lick <<if visited("lick") gte 2>><<if visited("lick") gte 3>><<if visited("lick") gte 4>><<if visited("lick") gte 5>><<if visited("lick") gte 6>><<if visited("lick") gte 7>><<if visited("lick") gte 8>>lick <<endif>>lick <<endif>>lick <<endif>>lick <<endif>>lick <<endif>>lick <<endif>>lick <<endif>><<if visited("lick") gte 8>>[[lick|lickk]]<<else>>[[lick]]<<endif>>

you lick your lips and the salt is gone in the loudest earthshattering bullshit that's ever strangled your ears are hating anything ever produced in a gut and this red bowl has some [[salt in it]]

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<<if visited("on spotify") lte 10>>I like people, they're the ones who can't stand They're the ones who can't stand I see smoke signals coming from them They say "We are out of furniture" \nStand on your own head for a change Give me some skin to call my own Stand on your own head for a change Give me some skin to call my own \nYou made my day, now you have to sleep in it Now you have to sleep in it I love the world and if I have to sue for custody, I will sue for custody \nStand on your own head for a change Give me some skin to call my own Stand on your own head for a change Give me some skin to call my own Stand on your own head Stand on your own head for a change [[Stand on your own head|on spotify]]<<else>>that's been going on for [[some time now]]<<endif>>

you're not dying. why would you you are perfectly set in your wood worn down to the pockets of where you sit. [[staring]]

there is a stack of [[cds]] next to your laptop.

that's been going on for some time now but now the violent femmes are singing about being desparate or something but you're not sure why they're called violent femmes you [[were sure]]

why is this ad playing both beck and iggy [[in one ad]]

everything. you shut off the violent femmes and find your hands finally are dead again, so you reive them with this dream dream queen nails happy holidays olive oil dream body olive oil net 100ml and feel better. it [[smells nice]]

and your hands are dry so you use the hand cream. a minute passes. your hands aren't dry again yet but they will be and you will [[hate it]]

and your hands are dry so you use the hand cream. a minute passes. your hands aren't dry again yet but they [[will be]]

that's been going on for some time now but now the violent femmes are singing about [[being desparate]]

that's been going on for some time now but now the violent femmes are singing about being desparate or something but you're not sure why they're called violent femmes you were sure it was [[violet]]

you're [[not]] dying and you can't lie like that anymore.

there is a stack of high speed cd-rw 8-12x 80min 700mb/mo next to your laptop. you want to take them and break them but you can't because the falling shatters would only get everyone mad. you like the color of cds a lot but that's a mess. good thing you're sated with [[chips]]

you're not dying. why would you you are perfectly set in your [[seat]]

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why is this ad playing both beck and iggy in one ad that has to be some sort of sin against humanity but you aren't sure anymore if any of this is worth time. what are you [[doing now]]

why is this ad playing both beck and iggy in one ad that has to be some sort of sin against humanity but you [[aren't sure anymore]]

there is a stack of high speed cd-rw 8-12x 80min 700mb/mo next to your laptop. you want to take them and break them but you [[can't]]

and your hands are [[dry]]

today, january 31^^st^^, 2k15

until you're done. why did you do that [[so many times]]

you lick your lips and the salt is gone in the loudest earthshattering bullshit that's ever strangled [[your ears]]

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and your hands are dry so you use the hand cream. a minute passes. your hands aren't dry again yet but they will be and you will hate it because you hate [[the feeling]]

it doesn't smell nice for long if you can't smell so you [[blow your nose]]

you lick your lips and the salt is gone in the loudest earthshattering bullshit that's ever strangled your ears are hating anything ever produced in a gut and this red bowl has some salt in it so you lick the bowl, use your finger and lick your finger and finally change the song [[on spotify]]

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until you're done. why did you do that so many times that now you feel silly enough to stop. that is your day.

you ended up finding a good one. [[good job]]

and your hands are dry so you use the hand cream. a minute passes. your hands aren't dry again yet but they will be and you will hate it because you hate raspy rough scratching against the sides of anything like your heavy coat against the wall, or a rake of the sidewalk, or chalk on a board. all [[these sounds]]

everything. you shut off the violent femmes and find your hands finally are dead again, so you [[revive them]]

there is a stack of high speed cd-rw 8-12x 80min 700mb/mo next to your laptop. you want to [[take them]]

you ended up finding a good one. good job on that but now you are done. that is your day.

you're not dying. why would you you are perfectly set in your wood worn down to the pockets of where you sit. staring at a messy desk cluttered with [[items]] that you should clean up.

and your hands are dry so you use the hand cream. a minute passes.<<timedgoto "passes" 60s>>

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why is this ad playing both beck and iggy in one ad that has to be some sort of sin against humanity but you aren't sure anymore if any of this is worth time. what are you doing now\n\n[[dying]]\n[[not]]

it doesn't smell nice for long if you can't smell so you blow your nose on a tissue and then you find more specks in the red bowl so you [[lick]]

it doesn't smell nice for long if you can't smell so you blow your nose on a tissue and then you find [[more specks]]

you're not dying. why would you you are perfectly set in your wood worn down to the pockets of where you sit. staring at a messy desk cluttered with japanese imports and tissues and cds and a red bowl that you should clean up. there's also [[hand cream]]

there is a stack of high speed cd-rw 8-12x 80min 700mb/mo next to your laptop. you want to take them and [[break them]]

and [[your hands]]

that's been going on for some time now but now the violent femmes are singing about being desparate or [[something]]

why is this ad playing both beck and iggy in one ad that has to be some sort of sin against humanity but you aren't sure anymore if [[sins are]] worth time.

everything. you shut off the violent femmes and find your [[hands]]

everything. you shut off the [[violet femmes]]

[[pi?|https://twitter.com/ProBirdoRights]]\n<<loopbgm --z6O61XDzM>>\n[[music here|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--z6O61XDzM]]

you lick your lips and the salt is gone in [[a crunch]]