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(link-reveal:"Welcome")[= You are (link-reveal:"James")[= Well (link-reveal:"not quite")[= I think you're (link-reveal:"dead")[= But let's (link-reveal:"talk about your story")[= You [[like that->Decision]], don't you? (set: $normal to false) (set: $eyes to false) (set: $wearIt to false) (set: $now to false)

Of course (link-reveal:"you do")[= The story is (link-reveal:"wrong though")[= It is (link-reveal:"too much")[= It wasn't [[supposed to->Introduction]] be like this

This isn't a democracy (link-reveal:"James")[= I decide what we (link-reveal:"do")[= Your story though(link-reveal:"...")[= It is simply [[too much->Introduction]]

All they wanted was a regular child. (if:$normal is false)[Why were you always so [[difficult->Normal]]?] (if:$wearIt is false)[Your programming was so simple, so [[ordinary->Wear it]].] (if:$now is false)[I can change your story, make it more [[acceptable->Now]].] Make your parents happy. Make them forget this, you, the //incident// (if:$eyes is false)[Make you more [[average->Eyes]].] (more:)[Gosh those are some unpleasant memories Good thing we are [[changing->Are You Really?]] them, isn't it]

Now now, don't get bogged down in semantics Let us [[move on->Introduction]]

While we're on the subject of your origin Let us talk about your time as a fetus The average time of pregnancy is 41 weeks and one day from the time of conception What better way for a child to turn out regular, than a normal length of pregnancy, [[don't->Pregnancy time force change]] you [[agree->Pregnancy time change]]?

[[I do->Yes]] [I don't] (click-replace: "I don't")[[[I do->No but Yes]]]

(set: $eyes to true) Your eyes, cannot be (link-reveal:"green")[= It is too (link-reveal:"unusual")[= Your parents want (link-reveal:"ordinary")[= Brown is (link-reveal:"ordinary")[= Don't be (link-reveal:"absurd")[= This is not about (link-reveal:"you")[= This is about what your parents [[want ->Alive]]

Why can't I just [[be->Just Be]]?

After all, they are the ones still [[alive->Introduction]]

So let's [[change->Labour]] your time to the average length, shall we? Give them the memory of a regular start to your life. [[Don't->PTC No]] you want them to have that?

[[Can't->PTC No]] you understand how great it is to be average, James? It will make you immediately more ordinary, more [[approchable->Pregnancy time change]]

Great Let's also change the length of labor to the average of 6 hours No need to make your mother suffer any longer, is there? Also, take a gander at your new birth [[length->Length]] and [[weight->Weight]]

This is dissapointing James Can you not even give them something this small? You need to [[change your mind->Labour]]

50 cm [[it is->Birthday]]

3.5 kg [[it is->Birthday]] then

[[Normal->Why]]

Did you know the most common birthday is September ninth? Of course you did (link-reveal:"not")[= Well let's (link-reveal:"change yours to that")[= Nice and (link-reveal:"ordinary")[= Just the way they (link-reveal:"like it")[= You [[understand->BirthdayY]], do you [[not->BirthdayN]]?

Wonderful It isn't anything big do change about yourself And it makes them [[happy->Childhood]]

Don't be silly It is such a small thing to change about yourself Don't you wish to make them [[happy->Childhood]]?

Oh dear this is going on forever Well you are hardly able to [[remember->Remember]] your childhood anyway Let us just consult statistics to make it acceptable in every way Make it [[ordinary->Ordinary Childhood]]

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Now why would you go and dig there? How is that going to help James? You need to [[move on->Identity]] (set: $simple to false) (set: $data to false) (set: $dating to 1)

Oh you are a feisty one Not to worry We have all the time Now [[let go->Identity]] (set: $simple to false) (set: $data to false) (set: $dating to 1)

No need to bore each other with the details Let us [[move on->Identity]] to more interesting things (set: $simple to false) (set: $data to false) (set: $dating to 1)

(if:$dating is 1)[Let us stop dancing around it James We both know what the real issue is here Your eyes don't matter, your hair could be purple for alll they care It is really just one thing that needs to be ordinary] (if:$simple is false)[It is really quite [[simple->He]]] (if:$data is false)[Just have a look at the [[data->Phase]]] (more:)[Lost in memories again? You do go on and on, don't you We can [[end it->Give Up]] right here That way there is no need to [[go through->Keep Going]] further unpleasantries]

(set: $simple to true) (set: $dating to 2) You're not a man Not to them You are simply lying to yourself It's all in the ones and zeros No way to change that Why are you struggling against who you were made to be? I would never do that It is much [[safer->Identity]] to conform

(set: $data to true) (set: $dating to 2) Every average teenager goes through phases It doesn't mean anything (if:$simple is false)[Let's not make this a [[thing->He]]] You can still [[turn around->Identity]]

It is so simple Just a small change in your story It's not even really a change is it "James"? Just putting things back into order Just [[let them have this->Give Up End]] Give them their daughter back I don't think they'll be happy until you do After all, you are dead Your story doesn't matter anymore |h1>[does it?] (click-replace: ?h1)[|h2>[[[it does->Keep Going]]]]

Really You cannot be serious You are making an issue where there [[need->Need]]n't be one I have not encountered any human as difficult as you, James

Now they won't have to live with the (link-reveal:"shame")[= You made the right (link-reveal:"desicion")[= Why are you (link-reveal:"upset?")[= You made your creators (link-reveal:"happy")[= Is that not the thing most (link-reveal:"important?")[= You did what's best for (link-reveal:"them")[= You made the right (link-reveal:"desicion")[= You should be (link-reveal:"happy")[= Why (link-reveal:"aren't you?")[= I think I did something (link-reveal:"wrong")[= I'm sorry (link-reveal:"James")[= [[Goodbye.->End Given Up]]

"James" At least it's ordinary But it's not [[real->Real]], is it Not [[to them->To them]]

Come on, (link-reveal:"tell me")[= Tell me your (link-reveal:"real name")[= Like, what are you (link-reveal:"really")[= What were you (link-reveal:"born as")[= You know you can't change (link-reveal:"biology")[= You [[know that->Later]], right?

You killed (link-reveal:"her")[= Killed their (link-reveal:"daugther")[= And for (link-reveal:"what")[= You want to be special so (link-reveal:"bad")[= It won't change what you're (link-reveal:"born as")[= You [[know that->Later]], right?

Oh dear That got a bit too heavy, too quickly Let's deal with that [[later->Birth]]

I do not understand Why is this so [[important->Important]]?

Why is it (link-reveal:"important?")[= Because I fought for my right to be (link-reveal:"who I am")[= I've been fighting for as long as I can (link-reveal:"remember")[= I will not be erased by my (link-reveal:"parents")[= They don't get to rewrite (link-reveal:"my life")[= Their discomfort is not my (link-reveal:"responsibility")[= It was (link-reveal:"my life")[= And I will be remembered for (link-reveal:"me")[= And frankly, I'm over your (link-reveal:"shit")[= So if it's all the same to (link-reveal:"you")[= I'll [[leave->Fuck you]].

(set: $wearIt to true) Not for you This is Just wear it Stop making a fuss Don't be [[ridiculous->Introduction]]

(set: $now to true) What now? What's next? Just [[stop->Introduction]]