Twine Dev Motivation Simulator 2015

<h1>Scenario One</h1>\n\n"That's very nice, dear!" She pulls the stickerbook out of her pocket. "Two gold stars for you!"\n\n<h1>[[VICTOWY!]]</h1>

You're ready for another day of shuffling a few dozen miles on your infected leg to dumpster dive behind the abandoned //Arby's//, assuming the heart troubles/spontaneous genital combustion brought on by severe Ebola AIDS doesn't kill you before you get there. \n\nIf only you had finished that Twine game.\n<<set $whiyd to "yes">>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[[Still Not Motivated?|Start]]

Welcome to the patented world-class Idea Generator! Select a base idea!\n\n[[Familiar story anchoring an innovative mechanic or set of mechanics.|Idea Generator!]]\n\n[[Familiar mechanic or set of mechanics anchoring an innovative story.|Idea Generator!]]\n\n[[Generally familiar mechanics/story, but carefully crafted through hard work and creativity.|Idea Generator!]]\n\n[[Sequel.]]

You wake up in the back of your dead great grandma's old van, rubbing your eyes and yawning. You try not to think about the fact that you haven't eaten in <<print random(38,9999999)>> weeks.\n\n[[Well, time to get up. I guess.]]

<h1>Scenario Two</h1>\n\nYou need to open this jar.\n\n[[Open the jar.]]\n\n[[Do not open the jar.|VICTOWY!]]

Welcome to //Twine Dev Motivation Simulator 2015: HD Platinum Special Remastered Edition// (or //TDMS2015HDPSRE// for short)! What follows is a short series of motivational exercises to get the creative juices flowing in your shriveled prune of a brain! Each motivational exercise provides it's own motivational aspects, to ensure a well-rounded motivational effect! If this doesn't work, nothing will! And you may as well give up.\n\n# <<if $se is "yes">>==[[Self-Empowerment!]]==<<else>>[[Self-Empowerment!]]<<endif>>\n# <<if $ig is "yes">>==[[Idea Generator!]] (Powered by Marketability)==<<else>>[[Idea Generator!]]<<endif>>\n# <<if $whiyd is "yes">>==[[What Happens If You Don't!]]==<<else>>[[What Happens If You Don't!]]<<endif>>

<h1>Scenario Two</h1>\n\nIt explodes in a fantastic explosion of luminescent smoke. As it dissolves, Mrs. Yelenhag appears. "You saved me from the Phantom Zone!" your teacher exclaims as she smiles. She pulls the stickerbook out of her pocket. "Two gold stars for you!"\n<<set $se to "yes">>\n<h1>[[VICTOWY!|Start]]</h1>

Twine Dev Motivation Simulator 2015: HD Platinum Special Remastered Edition

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<h1>Scenario One</h1>\n\nYou lean back into your plastic chair with a sigh of relief, having just finished your magnum opus: a truly masterful work of artistic genius. Noticing you tucking your hands behind your head and smiling widely as you gaze proudly upon your aforementioned truly masterful work, the teacher, Mrs. Yelenhag, walks over.\n\n"Hey little guy," she begins, kneeling to eye level and returning your smile. "What did //you// draw?"\n\n\n[["It's a wittew bunny wabbit!"|That's Nice]]\n\n[["It's my mommy and my daddy and my sistew Sammy and my sistew Edna and my sistew Heidi and my bwothew Wichard and my dog Paperbwuwt and--"|That's Nice]]\n\n[["It's a wittew bunny wabbit! It's on this wope because it hanged itself because it had a majow existentiaw cwises!"|That's Nice]]\n\n[["It's a minimawistic wepwensentation of da futiwity of wife!"|That's Nice]]\n\n[["It's a dot."|That's Nice]]\n

<h1>Scenario Two</h1> <<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\nThere is another jar inside.\nYou need to open this jar.\n\n[[Open the jar.]]\n\n[[Do not open the jar.|Open the jar.]]\n\n\n<<if $counter >= 10>>\n\n[[Smash the jar onto the ground and break this endless cycle of madness.]]\n<<endif>>

__<strong>Result:</strong>__ //Call Of Duty//\n<<set $ig = "yes">>\n[[Reset|Idea Generator!]]\n\n[[Return to Main Menu|Start]]\n\n\n