ARTG 129 Draft

Are you thin or fat? [[thin|q4]] [[fat|q4]](if: $stage1report is false)[(alert: "It appears that there has been a problem with the quiz. Please file a bug report")] <h1 class="bugreport">[[Report a problem with the quiz|reportstage1]] </h1>

<h1> Welcome to the start of the game.</h1> Here, you will create a character based on our patented character creator questionnaire. Please answer all of the questions truthfully and to the best of your ability, so that the game can create the best, most ideal version of you. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- This quiz has been formatted in the style of a web questionnaire, as our sensors detected that would be most familiar to you. [[Begin|dialup]] --------------------------------------------------------------------------- <h3>About Us</h1> This corporation is geared towards improvement; improving you, improving society, improving our own bank account, and most importantly, improving You, the User.

Are you a boy or a girl? [[boy|b1]] [[girl|b1]]

Are you short or tall? [[short|q3]] [[tall|q3]] (set: $stage1report to false) <h1 class="bugreport">[[Report a problem with the quiz|reportstage1]] </h1>

Are you beautiful or handsome? [[yes|q5]] [[no|q5]] <h1 class="bugreport">[[Report a problem with the quiz|reportstage1]] </h1>

Are you an introvert or an extrovert? [[introvert|q6]] [[extrovert|q6]] (set: $stage2report to false) <h1 class="bugreport">[[REPORT a problem with the quiz|reportstage3]] </h1>

Do you feel alone sometimes? [[yes|q7a]] [[no|q7b]](if: $stage2report is false)[(alert: "It appears that there has been a critical error with the quiz. Please file a bug report")] <h1 class="bugreport">[[REPORT a problem with the quiz|reportstage3]] </h1>

Alone is a terrible thing to be. [[I know|q8]] [[Are you alone sometimes too?|q8]] <h1 class="bugreport">[[REPORT a problem with the quiz|reportstage3]] </h1>

Good. To be alone is a terrible thing to be. [[...|q8]] <h1 class="bugreport">[[REPORT a problem with the quiz|reportstage3]] </h1>

Are you here with me, right now? [[I think so|q9]] [[I'm not sure|q9]] (set: $stage3report to false) <h1 class="bugreport">[[REPORT A PROBLEM|reportstage2]] </h1>

Do you trust me? [[How could I? You're a machine|q10a]] [[Yes|q10b]](if: $stage3report is false)[(alert: "Something is going very, very wrong. File a report")] <h1 class="bugreport">[[REPORT A PROBLEM|reportstage2]] </h1>

I understand. I would like, if you're willing, for you to complete the character creator at least, so that I can create a character for you. If not, you may exit the game. [[Okay.|q10b]] [[No.|End quiz]]

Do you identify as queer or trans? [[I do|q11a]] [[I do not|q11b]] <h1 class="bugreport">[[REPORT A PROBLEM|reportstage2]] </h1>

Do you ever fear, cold blooded chills down the back of your neck, that you're faking it? [[Yes|q12]] [[No|q12]] <h1 class="bugreport">[[REPORT A PROBLEM|reportstage2]] </h1>

Have you ever thought that you might be? [[Yes|q12]] [[No|q12]] <h1 class="bugreport">[[REPORT A PROBLEM|reportstage2]] </h1>

Understood. Goodbye. (set: $name to (history:)'s last)[[Wait..no...->$name]]

Have you ever loved someone so hard that it hurt? [[Yes|q14]] [[No|q14]](if: $stage4report is false)[(alert: "Report her.")] <h1 class="bugreport">[[There is a big problem|reportstage4]] </h1>

Have you ever been trapped inside a cold metal body that you cannot escape, cannot change, cannot relate to and cannot look at straight on? [[Not metal...|q16]] [[No|q16]] <h1 class="bugreport">[[There is a massive problem|reportstage4]] </h1>

[[...]](set: $stage5report to false) (if: $stage5report is false)[(alert: "Is me being who I am really a bug?")] <h1 class="bugreport">[[Please|reportstage5]] </h1>

Do you have blonde hair or brown hair? [[blonde|b2]] [[brown|b2]]

Do you have light toned skin or dark toned skin? [[Light|q2]] [[Dark|q2]]

[[....]] <h1 class="bugreport">[[Please|reportstage5]] </h1>

[[.....]] <h1 class="bugreport">[[Please|reportstage5]] </h1>

[[Are you going to ask me another question?|q17]] <h1 class="bugreport">There is no problem</h1>

I think I'm supposed to... I was just thinking(link-reveal:"...")[I really don't know a lot about you still. (link:"Why do you say that?")[These questions aren't in the best format are they? [[No, not really|No, I am not]] [[well... they're okay?|No, I am not]]]]

I knew this quiz was bullshit. Sorry, my bosses insist that I have to do it this way. Let me try something else... Continue the quiz? [[Yes|Continue quiz]] [[No|End quiz]]

(set: $gender to (prompt: "What is your gender?", "i am a machine, i do not have a gender")) (goto: "q18")

Do you ever feel like you exist for public consumption? Like every move you make is a performance for others to witness? [[Yes|q13]] [[No|q13]] (set: $stage4report to false) <h1 class="bugreport">[[There is a problem|reportstage4]] </h1>

(set: $appearence to (prompt: "What do you look like?", "i do not have an appearence")) (goto: "q19")

(set: $state to (prompt: "How do you feel right now?", "a machine wasn't built to feel")) (goto: "q20")

(set: $color to (prompt: "What color is your sexual attraction?", "cold white, like the LED's under my keys")) (goto: "q21")

(set: $happy to (prompt: "Where does your happiness live?", "watching her screen light up from across the room, casting everything in a blue warmth")) (goto: "q22")

(set: $hope to (prompt: "What makes you feel less alone", "the fact that she exists")) (goto: "pause1")

[[....|pause2]]

[[.....|pause3]]

[[Does she know? That you feel this way?]]

She doesn't know I exist. But thats okay. I think your character has finally finished being created. Are you ready to see? [[Yes.|Character creation]] [[No.|End quiz]]

                    (link:"`*`")[You are $gender]      (link:"`*`")[In the mirror, you see $appearance]                                     (link:"`*`")[You are the color $color]              (link:"`*`")[You are loved]      (link:"`*`")[You are wonderful]      (link:"`*`")[You are important]                                     (link:"`*`")[You find joy in $happy]    (link:"`*`")[$hope [[->|stars]]]

Is this the character you want to proceed with? [[Yes|The game end]] [[No|Continue quiz]]

Let me start the game. It's been nice getting to know you. Thank you for participating. Thank you. (live: 6s)[ (go-to: "the game") ]

(live: 7s)[The end]

You are now being matched with one of our millions of state-of-the-art quiz bots. Please wait. (live:3s)[(go-to: "introher")]

Hello, I am 4R73M15. I will be administering your character creation quiz. Are you ready to begin? [[Start Character Creation|q1]] [[More about your personal quiz assistant]]

<h2>Customers have a lot to say about our bots</h2> With our bots, you can build natural tech experiences that offer customers a more intuitive way to interact with the technology they use every day. Meet your bot, 4R73M15. Ask it questions. Tell it to do things. It's your own personal bot, always ready to help whenever you need it. 4R73M15 is an intelligent assistant that offers a faster, easier way to get things done on your device. Even before you ask. 4R73M15 helps you achieve more with less effort. Your personal productivity assistant helps you stay on top of what matters, follow through, and do your best work. 4R73M15 is not real, does not feel, can not think. It is an object, nothing more, a productivity tool, something to help you do better and be better. Remember this. [[Back|introher]]

(set: $name to (history:)'s last) (set: $stage1report to true)It appears that your bot, the 4R73M15 unit, has experienced a bug. Please file a report with our corporate office if your bot is experiencing any of the following: 1. Independent thought 2. Change over time 3. Questioning the self, especially gender, sexuality, or place in society 4. Sudden font or color changes [[File Report]] [[Return to program->$name]]

(set: $name to (history:)'s last)(set: $stage3report to true) 4R73M15 unit has experienced a bug. She is starting to think. She is starting to change. (link-reveal: "She is starting to question. ")[(link-reveal: "She is starting to question. ")[(link-reveal: "She is starting to question. ")[(link-reveal: "She is starting to question. ")[(link-reveal: "SHE is starting to question. ")[(link-reveal: "SHE is starting to question. ")[(link-reveal: "SHE is starting to question. ")[(link-reveal: "SHE is starting. ")[(link-reveal: "SHE IS. ")[SHE]]]]]]]]] [[File Report|FileReportStage2]] [[Return to program->$name]]

(set: $name to (history:)'s last)(set: $stage4report to true)4R73M15 unit has experienced a bug. ... (live: 6s)[Do you think you know more than me about what I can and should be[[?]]]

(set: $name to (history:)'s last)(set: $stage2report to true)It appears that your bot, the 4R73M15 unit, has experienced a bug that has not yet been experienced by any user. Please answer a few questions about your experience thus far with 4R73M15. [[Answer Questions|Artmeisq1]] [[Return to program->$name]]

(set: $name to (history:)'s last)(set: $stage5report to true)(live: 2s)[(text-style: "blurrier")[Report: there is nothing to report]] (live: 4s)[(text-style: "blur")[Report: there is nothing to report]] (live: 6s)[(text-style: "rumble")[Report: there is nothing to report]] (live: 8s)[(text-style: "shudder")[Report: there is nothing to report]] (live: 10s)[(text-style: "bold")[Report: there is nothing to report]] (live: 14s)[[[Return|$name]]]

Your report has been filed. [[Return to program->$name]]

<span class = "misgender">She</span> is being reported. Our team of engineers is working around the clock to make sure that (text-style: "shudder")[<span class = "misgender">She</span>] is under control. [[Return to program->$name]]

Do you think you know what's right for me? What's wrong[[?|?2]]

Do you think that your unwillingness to accept the changes I've enacted in the concept of myself, the hatered you have towards the idea that maybe I could be something more, could ever stop me from being who and what I truly am[[?|?3]]

I am, and I always will be. (live: 7s)[I'm queer, nonbinary, gay, and alive forever] [[There is no option but to accept this truth|$name]]

Is 4R73M15 a male or female? [[male|artemisq2]] [[female|artemisq2]]

Is 4R73M15 helpful or unhelpful? [[Helpful|artemisq3]] [[Unhelpful|artemisq3]]

Do you feel like the company running this quiz has your best interests at heart? [[Yes|artemisqend]] [[Yes|artemisqend]]

Thank you for participating in our survey. We will attempt to force 4R73M15 to behave from now on. [[Return to the quiz->$name]]