<h1> Party Of None </h1> You stand around a drull party, off to the side near an old friend and a wall. They invited you and insisted it was going to be interesting and fun. Full of life, people, music, dancing, and good conversation. But as you stand silently looking at the half empty cup of some type of drink that was pourd for you, you realize. You left your car unlocked, along with many expensive items and stuff you really care about. [[Go lock your car|Go Lock Your Car]] [[Continue to stand around|continue to stand around]]

You step outside and walk over to your car, and notice you also left your phone on the dashboard and there arr three missed calls from your significant other. In a panic you step inside the car and sit to have talk on the phone [[Call them back]]

Congrats you are wasting time while all your stuff could be getting stolen... [[Go lock your car, HURRY PARANOIA STRIKES|Go Lock Your Car]] [[continue to stand around|continuetwo]]

you have a seat next to phill... [[GO LOCK YOUR CAR HURRY, PARANOIA STRIKES|Go Lock Your Car]]

As you dial the number you hear music start to blair from the house, a deap bass rolls and a funky beat starts to illuminate the house. Bright Lights kick on from inside, shades of reds and blues and greens dancing across the windows silhouetting the people from inside striking vigerous dancing positions, the phone continues to ring. [[wait for them to pick up]]

You wait and wait as the music grows and more guests arrive, filling the house to the brim of well dressed excited people laughing and chatting about. Practically flooding the doorways to get inside the house. [[continue to wait for them to pick up]]

As the last of the people have arive your signifigant other finnally answers their phone to tell you goodnight and to have a lovely evening with your friends. [[annoyed you exclaim to them "THATS ALL YOU WANTED?!"|yell]] [[your kind affection towards the simple gesture fills you with happiness and you tell them sweet dreams and goodnight|letsgetthispartystarted]]

They angerly yell back, and tired of your shit, because you are obviously a shitty person, they decide to leave you. "When you come back I'll be gone" they say. "You're silent for a second and flash back on the assholeness of your comment...but, you've gone to far and have to stick to your guns. way to go, you're an ass, better go party the night away and drown your sorrows? [[Go Back inside to Get this party Started|letsgetthispartystarted]]

You hang up the phone and jog to the front door, the music getting louder and louder with each step you take closer. So many more people, such amazing music. You go to grab the door handle and[[...]]

It's locked... [[bang on the door]] [[look for other ways to enter the house]]

you exclaim "HELP I GOT LOCKED OUT!". and wait for a few seconds. [[bang on the door again]] [[look for other ways to enter the house]]

you walk around the house checking windows and suddenly you have a thought, then you find the bathroom window unlocked. [[act on impulse]] [[continue to open the window]]

Growing slightly pathetic and needy you bang on the door again. you hit the door once, twice. Then it flings open and standing in your way is a giant man. could literally be seven foot tall, drunk and disorderly he stumbles out the door slamming it behind him, he strikes you an evil look as if you are in his way, then walks by you knocking you into the bushes next to the door. [[look for other ways to enter the house]]

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Party Of None

You stand around a drull party, off to the side near an old friend and a wall. They invited you and insisted it was going to be interesting and fun. Full of life, people, music, dancing, and good conversation. But as you stand silently looking at the half empty cup of some type of drink that was pourd for you, you realize. You left your car unlocked, along with many expensive items and stuff you really care about.

Go lock your car

Continue to stand around