About Me

Hi I'm Irean, the deputy director of the Museum of Totally Real Art. I have 3 sons and a daughter, and i've been divorced 3 times. I'm married to an arts and crafts teacher who has 3 friends. I dropped out in the 6th grade to pursue a career in the arcade business. That failed, so then I asked the Museum of Totally Real Art for a job 42 times before they got tired of me and blocked my IP address. This got me angry, so I broke into the directors house and stole 100,000 dollars worth of stuff. Then I sold it all on ebay and bribed my way to the position of deputy director.