A Day At The Smith School

A Day At The Smith School A game by CrackedCoder

Welcome to A Day At The Smith School. In this game, you'll be going through a typical day at my school. (No, this isn't a horror game!) Either become a goodie-two-shoes teacher's pet, or an obnoxious rebellious brat who's always in detention. The choice is yours! [[Start|7:00 AM]]

It's 7:00 AM and your alarm is going off. Do you [[get up]] or [[sleep in for five more minutes]]?

It's 7:01 AM. Do you [[get dressed]] or [[play on your phone]]?

It's 7:05 AM and your alarm is going off. Do you [[get up|Late start]] or [[sleep in some more]]?

Too late to get up now. Should've seen that one coming. Congrats! You've achieved the REGRETFUL ending! [[TRY AGAIN|7:00 AM]] for a different ending?

It's 7:10 AM and your alarm is going off. Do you [[get up|Late start]] or [[sleep in even more]]?

It's 7:15 AM and your alarm is going off. Do you [[get up|Late start]] or [[just keep snorin']]?

It's 7:20 AM and your alarm is going off. Do you [[get up|Late start]] or [[keep it up]]?

It's 7:25 AM and your alarm is going off. Do you [[get up|Late start]] or [[do you not even care]]?

It's 7:30 AM and you have missed the school bus. Congratulations! You've achieved the PROCRASTINATION ending! [[TRY AGAIN|7:00 AM]] for a different ending?

What should you wear? [[77-layer coat with boots, scarf, glove, and knitted hat]] [[Tanktop and shorts]] [[T-shirt and jeans]]

It's... oh my god it's 10:07 AM and your mom seems to be very mad at you. Congrats! You've achieved the TYPICAL TEENAGER ending! [[TRY AGAIN|7:00 AM]] for a different ending?

You walk out the door and immediately drown in your own sweat. Congrats! You've achieved the PERSPIRATIONAL ending! [[TRY AGAIN|7:00 AM]] for a different ending?

You walk out the door and immediately turn into a human popsicle. All the neighborhood kids eagerly start licking you. Congrats! You've achieved the SWEET TREAT ending! [[TRY AGAIN|7:00 AM]] for a different ending?

Nice! Cool and casual, and doesn't make you drown in your own sweat or turn into a human popsicle! (It only makes sense if you got a couple of other endings.) It's 7:06 AM. Do you [[brush your teeth]] or [[do you not have time for that|unhealthiness]]?

Smart thinking! You have plenty of time, and it's important to keep your teeth clean and practice dental hygiene! It's 7:09 AM. What do you have for breakfast? [[Giant KitKat|unhealthiness]] [[Butter and jam on toast]]

You don't notice the effects at first, but soon this evolves into an unhealthy habit and all your teeth fall out. Congrats! You've achieved the CAVITY CHAOS ending! [[TRY AGAIN|7:00 AM]] for a different ending?

It takes just two minutes to toast, and it's a healthy breakfast! Good decision! It's 7:16 AM. Do you [[bolt out the door at top speed]] or [[kiss your doggie goodbye]]?

You forget to bring your backpack in your rush and don't notice it until lunchtime. Congrats! You've achieved the KARMATIC ending! [[TRY AGAIN|7:00 AM]] for a different ending?

Daisy deserves a kiss for being such a good girl. Mwah! It's 7:17 AM. Do you [[take your backpack]] or [[do you not for some reason|bolt out the door at top speed]]?

Duh! That's OBVIOUSLY the right option! It's 7:18 AM and you are waiting for the elevator. Do you [[continue waiting]] or [[take the stairs]]?

The elevator arrives right when you would've taken the stairs. That always happens. You walk through the lobby and arrive at the city bus stop. It's now 7:29 AM. Do you [[keep waiting]] or [[walk]]?

You trip down the stairs and break your leg and land in the hospital. Congrats! You've achieved the IMPATIENT ending! [[TRY AGAIN|7:00 AM]] for a different ending?

In case you haven't noticed, the most useful piece of advice you can know in this game is always be patient. The bus arrives at 7:30 on the dot. It's 7:45 AM. Looks like the bus has stopped, but you don't remember what your stop is. Do you [[stay on]] or [[walk the rest of the way]]?

You decide to walk to school instead. It's not that far- The bus runs over you while you cross the street, interrupting your sentence. Congrats! You've achieved the BAD TIMING ending! [[TRY AGAIN|7:00 AM]] for a different ending?

Ha! You thought this was the right choice, didn't you?! Well, you're wrong! That was your stop. The bus after that stop goes straight into the river and turns into a submarine, as it turns out that this was part of a top secret CIA mission to (text-style:"double-strike","blurrier")[this is silly random text :P] and (text-style:"double-strike","blurrier")[I don't know what to put here]. *The Central Intelligence Agency has classified the above information for your own safety. Please [[return to start|7:00 AM]].*

Good thing you remembered! This is your stop! It's 7:50 AM. School doesn't start for ten minutes, so you could just [[play on your phone like the other kids are]], or you could [[wait and admire the scenery]].

Looks like you've fallen victim to peer pressure. You open up Minecraft and start building stuff. You never look up again for the rest of your life. Congrats! You've achieved the ADDICTIVE ending! [[TRY AGAIN|7:00 AM]] for a different ending?

You admire the beautiful scenery of Manhattan. The pigeon poop, the litter, the cigarette smoke... ah, so refreshing! It's 8:00 AM. Looks like they're letting students in now. Do you [[be a good student and go to your first class]] or [[make a run for it]]?

Your first class is Advisory. You go to your classroom and sort your binder for the day, and catch up on some homework you "forgot" to do last night. It's 8:30 AM and Advisory has just been dismissed. You go to your next class, [[English]].

A teacher immediately spots your valiant escape attempt. You are sentenced to detention for life. Congrats! You've achieved the DISCIPLINAL ending! [[TRY AGAIN|7:00 AM]] for a different ending?

(set: $favbook to (prompt: "What's your favorite book?", "Type Here") ) You have good taste! $favbook is a great book! [[Next question|English Question II]]

(set: $favauthor to (prompt: "Who's your favorite author?", "Type Here") ) I have to agree with you, $favauthor's books are excellent. [[Next question|English Question III]]

Do you like pineapples on pizza? (A) [[Yum!]] (B) [[Yecchh!]]

Congrats! You've survived English! It's 9:15 AM and English has just been dismissed. You go to your next class, [[Spanish]].

Do you use Google Translate for your Spanish homework? (A) [[Yes|Translate yes]] (B) [[No|Spanish Question II]]

SHAAAAAAAME!!!! [[Go to detention|Spanish detention]]

Good job, you are a decent human being! [[Finish|9:15 AM]] (text-style:"blur","expand","sway")[[i want to stay here with you, teacher.]]

You are in detention. [[Wait|SD 2]]

Really? (A) [[Yes|Spanish Question III]] (B) [[No|Translate yes]]

You are in detention. [[Wait|SD 3]]

You are in detention. [[Wait|SD 4]]

You are in detention. [[Wait|SD 5]]

You are in detention. [[Wait|SD over]]

SHAAAAAAAME!!!! [[Go to detention|English detention]]

You are in detention. [[Wait|ED 2]]

You may return to class. [[Yay!|Spanish]] (text-style:"blur","expand","sway")[[i want to stay here with you, teacher.]]

You are in detention. [[Wait|ED 3]]

You are in detention. [[Wait|ED 4]]

You are in detention. [[Wait|ED 5]]

You are in detention. [[Wait|ED over]]

You may return to class. [[Yay!|English]] (text-style:"blur","expand","sway")[[i want to stay here with you, teacher.]]

Positive? (A) [[Uh-huh]] (B) [[Fine, you got me...|Translate yes]]

Fine, you may go to your next class. [[Yay!|10:00 AM]] (text-style:"blur","expand","sway")[[i want to stay here with you, teacher.]]

Congrats! You've survived Spanish! It's 10:00 AM and Spanish has just been dismissed. You go to your next class, [[History]].

Wait, what...? (text-style:"blur","expand","shudder")[[i said, i want to stay here with you, teacher.]]

You're starting to creep me out. I thought this wasn't a horror game...? (text-style:"bold","blur","expand","rumble")[[NOT ANYMORE.]]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! [[...|7:00 AM]]

(set: $favera to (prompt: "What's your favorite era of history?","Type Here") ) Yep, a lot of interesting stuff definitely happened during the $favera. [[Next question|History Question II]]

You are in detention. [[Wait|HD 2]]

You are in detention. [[Wait|HD 3]]

You are in detention. [[Wait|HD 4]]

You are in detention. [[Wait|HD 5]]

You are in detention. [[Wait|HD over]]

You may return to class. [[Yay!|History]] (text-style:"blur","expand","sway")[[i want to stay here with you, teacher.]]

(set: $favfigure to (prompt: "Who's your favorite historical figure?","Type Here") ) So true, $favfigure was the BEST. [[Next question|History Question III]]

Is this game getting boring? Be honest. (A) [[Yes|boringyes]] (B) [[No|boringno]]

SHAAAAAAAME!!!! [[Go to detention|History detention]]

Aw! Thanks, that really made my day! :) [[Finish|10:45 AM]] (text-style:"blur","expand","sway")[[i want to stay here with you, teacher.]]

Congrats! You've survived History! It's 10:45 AM and History has just been dismissed. You go to your next class, [[Music]].

Since I can't actually listen to you play, I'm just gonna make you answer more questions. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [[OK.|Music Question I]] [[Over my dead body!]]

(set: $favinstrument to (prompt: "What's your favorite instrument?", "type here") ) Really?! The $favinstrument is my favorite instrument, too! We have so much in common!! [[Next question|Music Question II]]

Alright, you asked for it... Congrats! You've achieved the WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ending! [[TRY AGAIN|7:00 AM]] for a different ending?

(set: $favgenre to (prompt: "What's your favorite music genre?","type here") ) Oh my god, I can't believe this! I can't get enough of $favgenre, either! [[Next question|Music Question III]]

(set: $metaresponse to (prompt: "You do know that I always say the same thing no matter what you type, right?","Type here") ) OK, fair enough. [[Finish|11:30 AM]] (text-style:"blur","expand","sway")[[i want to stay here with you, teacher.]]

Congrats! You've survived Music! It's 11:30 AM, and Music has just been dismissed. Do you [[eat lunch in school]] or [[go out to lunch]]?

What did you pack for lunch? [[Peanut butter and jelly sandwich]] [[Mac 'n' cheese]] [[Nut-free, dairy-free, gluten-free, vegan, kosher, non-GMO quinoa wrap|Food poisoning]] [[Oops, I forgot!|Oh, well]]

Where do you want to go for lunch? [[Subway]] [[McDonald's]] [[Chipotle|Food poisoning]] [[Unnamed deli]]

A teacher has taken away your sandwich because of kids with nut allergies. Oh well, might as well [[go out to lunch]].

A teacher has taken away your mac 'n' cheese because of kids who are lactose-tolerant. Oh well, might as well [[go out to lunch]].

Thanks to your horrible decision making, you get food poisoning and spend the rest of the day throwing up in the $gender bathroom stall. Congrats! You've achieved the YECCHH-y ending! [[TRY AGAIN|7:00 AM]] for a different ending?

What's your gender? (This will come up later in a certain ending.) [[Male]] [[Female]] [[Other]]

(set: $gender to "men's") (goto: "Introduction")

(set: $gender to "women's") (goto: "Introduction")

(set: $gender to "") (goto: "Introduction")

It's 12:30... AM. Where are all the trains today? Wait, no, not that subway! Congrats! You've achieved the STUPID PUN ending! [[TRY AGAIN|7:00 AM]] for a different ending?

Help McDonald's has sued me for copyright! [[Return to start|7:00 AM]]

(set: $lunch to (prompt: "What do you want for lunch?", "type here") ) You enjoy a nice $lunch for lunch. It's 12:15 PM, so you should probably [[head back to school|12:30 PM]].

Oh well, might as well [[go out to lunch]].

It's 12:30 PM and you made it back to school just in time for Math. You should [[go there|Math]].

John has 50 candy bars and eats 45. What does John have now? (A) [[5|Dum-dum]] (B) [[95|Dum-dum]] (C) [[Diabetes. John has diabetes.]]

Haha, you have smol brain! (link-goto: "Try again", (history:)'s last)

You are correct! [[Next question|Math Question II]]

Bob bakes a batch of 12 cookies for his mother and eats 12. What does Bob have now? (A) [[0 cookies|Dum-dum]] (B) [[24 cookies|Dum-dum]] (C) [[A very angry mom]]

You are correct! [[Next question|Math Question III]]

I'm out of Math questions, so I put this here. (A) [[Cool.|acceptable response]] (B) [[OK.|acceptable response]] (C) [[No one cares.]]

SHAAAAAAAME!!!! [[Go to detention|Math detention]]

You are correct! [[Finish|1:15 PM]] (text-style:"blur","expand","sway")[[i want to stay here with you, teacher.]]

You are in detention. [[Wait|MD 2]]

You are in detention. [[Wait|MD 3]]

You are in detention. [[Wait|MD 4]]

You are in detention. [[Wait|MD 5]]

You are in detention. [[Wait|MD over]]

You may return to class. [[Yay!|Math]] (text-style:"blur","expand","sway")[[i want to stay here with you, teacher.]]

Congrats! You've survived Math! It's 1:15 PM and Math has just been dismissed. You go to your next class, [[Science]].

I can't really think of any good Science questions, but here's a cute video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUYvbT6vTPs [[Finish|2:00 PM]] (text-style:"blur","expand","sway")[[i want to stay here with you, teacher.]]

Congrats! You've survived Science! It's 2:00 PM and Science has just been dismissed. You go to your next class, [[Computer Science]].

You decide to start working on a Twine-based Choose Your Own Adventure-type game called A Day At The Smith School. Congrats! You've achieved the TRUE ending! [[TRY AGAIN|What's your gender?]] [[Credits]]

Created by Yoni Smook Programmed by Yoni Smook Written by Yoni Smook Special thanks Rafael Mota [[Try again|What's your gender?]]