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which also <<replace had >> killed <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> the added benefit Lowe’s and Home Depot <<replace shouldn’t throw>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> the baby but my speech. <<replace is>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> \n\nMillennials, you literally cannot your safe space away from the harmful words of others, then <<replace you’re >> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> best to just <<replace stay >> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> put at home. <<replace Remember >> Kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> though: if people in the outside world <<replace scare >> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> you, people on the internet will downright <<replace call>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> yourselves adults until just <<replace accept>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> these harsh realities of life and <<replace take>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> this pledge:\n\n• Despite a slew of superhero sequels <<replace points>> kills <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> to a survey <<replace entitled>> killed <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> to participation trophy.\n• There <<replace was>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> an even bigger drop-off on time instant gratification also <<replace is>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> what <<replace leads>> kills <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> to participation trophies.\n• I will not <<replace shun >> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> comedians or college commencement a 22-year-old to <<replace turn>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> off their cellphone. <<replace That’s>> Kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> not how they <<replace live>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> their participation trophy.\n• I will. <<replace vote>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> Always.\n• I will not <<replace be>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> smut.\n• At hookup culture <<replace has been>> killed <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> on the rise for the holiday dinners, I won't <<replace sneak>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> texts during funerals <<replace force>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> myself to finally Aristotle's quote: most things <<replace are>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> not high school or college, I will <<replace get>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> a part-time job at least once a week.\n• I will always <<replace remember>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> <<replace promise>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> not to <<replace text>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> <<replace use>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> pepper <<replace spray hate>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> my new job able to <<replace entertain>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> a thought without life- <<replace changing>> killing <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> significance will <<replace wash>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> my friends participation trophy.\n• I will <<replace do>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> nice things just because.\n• I will <<replace live>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> each day.\n\n\n\n\nFor years, Americans <<replace have>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> been <<replace told>> killed <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> that millennials <<replace are>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> <<replace lead>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> us to the Golden Age of Tolerance, the Technological Age of Wisdom website quotes a few things we <<replace can’t>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> solve to stop <<replace living>> killing <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> in mom’s basement <<replace spends>> kills <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> his time <<replace playing>> killing <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> a mock-up of the worst stereotypes about conservatives <<replace depicted>> killed <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> by Mr. Sabol as a confrontation between good and evil in which <<replace saving>> killing <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> for vacations rather than homes we <<replace have>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> Saudi Arabia, Iran, and OPEC officials <<replace swaying>> killing <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> the oil market with each strategic say that government is helpful rather than harmful <<replace are>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> still <<replace whining>> killing <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> about student loans <<replace reading>> killing <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> comprehension problems, for example Dave Chappelle <<replace clocks>> kills <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> in at a competitive 15 percent <<replace hate>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> both political parties <<replace are>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> the least useful a scientifically- <<replace disproven>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> nostrum <<replace trotted>> killed <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> out by idiots in Marin County <<replace has>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> been America’s favorite spectator sport since 1972 when baby boomers <<replace became>> killed <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> the most important TV audience demographic also <<replace need>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> to <<replace be>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> transparent for millennials to <<replace stay>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> onboard, and even with this transparency, millennials <<replace are>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> well-known for their <<replace job-hopping>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> tendencies to their perennial adolescence, <<replace helped>> killed <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>> along by parents, media, and government, millennials <<replace believe>> kill <<set $kills += 1>> <<endreplace>>.\nIt’s been a alternative, the world as we know it would 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[[FOR YOUR ONLY VERB|KILL]]

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[[THE MILLENIAL|SURROUNDED]]

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PARTICIPATION TROPHY EARNED:\n\n<<nobr>>\n<<if $kills is 1 display>> ENTITLED KILLING SINGULARITY<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 2 display>> LAZY KILL AND KILL AGAIN<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 3 display>> SHALLOW KILLLER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 4 display>> NARCISSISTIC FOUR IS DEATH<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 5 display>> ENTITLED LIFE ENDING PENTAFORCE<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 6 display>> LAZY HEXATRONIC DEATHAGON<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 7 display>> SHALLOW GOICHII GARCIA: KILLER OF SMITHS<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 8 display>> NARCISSISTIC TWIN DEATHS OF THE SUN KINGDOM<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 9 display>> ENTITLED ANTICIPATING KILLER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 10 display>> LAZY DECIMATOR<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 11 display>> SHALLOW DESTRUCTION BEYOND<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 12 display>> NARCISSISTIC KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 13 display>> ENTITLED UNFORTUNATELY KILLING<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 14 display>> LAZY JUVENILLE LIFE-ENDER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 15 display>> SHALLOW SOPHOMORIC ANNIHILATIOR<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 16 display>> NARCISSISTIC YOUTHFUL OBLITERTRIX<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 17 display>> ENTITLED AGED ERADICATICON<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 18 display>> LAZY MURDERDEATHKILL<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 19 display>> SHALLOW SUPERMURDERDEATHKILL<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 20 display>> NARCISSISTIC MEGAMURDERDEATHKILL<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 21 display>> ENTITLED ULTRAMURDERDEATHKILL<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 22 display>> LAZY GIGAMURDERDEATHKILL<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 23 display>> SHALLOW ULTIMATEMURDERDEATHKILL<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 24 display>> NARCISSISTIC COMPLETEMURDERDEATHKILL<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 25 display>> ENTITLED TOTALMURDERDEATHKILL<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 26 display>> LAZY SUPREMEMURDERDEATHKILL<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 27 display>> SHALLOW FINALMURDERDEATHKILL<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 28 display>> NARCISSISTIC EXISTENTIAL CRISIS KILLER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 29 display>> ENTITLED DEATH MATURATION<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 30 display>> LAZY DOOM DEATHER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 31 display>> SHALLOW LEATHAL ACCEPTANCE<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 32 display>> NARCISSISTIC DECONSTRUCTOKILLTION<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 33 display>> ENTITLED DESTRUDO<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 34 display>> LAZY SLAUGHTOMNICOM<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 35 display>> SHALLOW DEADLYDYINGDEATH<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 36 display>> NARCISSISTIC KILLING TO DEATH<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 37 display>> ENTITLED THE OPPOSITE OF BEING BORN<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 38 display>> LAZY TAKEN BEFORE THEIR KILLING TIME<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 39 display>> SHALLOW EXTINCTION ANTICIPATION<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 40 display>> NARCISSISTIC MIDDLE DEATH<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 41 display>> ENTITLED MURDERSUPERDEATHKILL: V2<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 42 display>> LAZY MURDERMEGADEATHKILL: MK 2<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 43 display>> SHALLOW MURDERULTRADEATHKILL: NEW AND IMPROVED<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 44 display>> NARCISSISTIC MURDERGIGADEATHKILL: THE MUCH DARKER SEQUEL<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 45 display>> ENTITLED MURDERULTIMATEDEATHKILL: CHAPTER 2<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 46 display>> LAZY MURDERCOMPLETEDEATHKILL: PART 2<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 47 display>> SHALLOW MURDERTOTALDEATHKILL: VOL. 2<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 48 display>> NARCISSISTIC MURDERSUPREMEDEATHKILL: ISSUE 2<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 49 display>> ENTITLED MURDERFINALDEATHKILL: SECOND EDITION<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 50 display>> LAZY SUPERMEGAULTRAGIGAULTIMATECOMPLETETOTALSUPREMEFINAL D-E-A-D<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 51 display>> SHALLOW MIDDLE-AGED MIDDLE DEATH<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 52 display>> NARCISSISTIC KALAMITOUS KILLER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 53 display>> ENTITLED FATAL-ITOR<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 54 display>> LAZY MEGAMURDERDEATHAGON<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 55 display>> SHALLOW LIFE CANCEL-ATER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 56 display>> NARCISSISTIC MATURED MASSACREATOR<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 57 display>> ENTITLED POWERFUL OBLITERARITON<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 58 display>> LAZY NEAR TOTAL EXPUNGERATOR<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 59 display>> SHALLOW TOTAL EXPUNGERATOR<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 60 display>> NARCISSISTIC EXPUNGERATOR SURPASSED<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 61 display>> ENTITLED LIFE SQUELCHER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 62 display>> LAZY LIFE NULLIFIER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 63 display>> SHALLOW LIFE ERADICATOR<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 64 display>> NARCISSISTIC LIFE NEGATOR<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 65 display>> ENTITLED LIFE EXTINGUISHER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 67 display>> LAZY LIFE ABOLISHER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 68 display>> SHALLOW LIFE BUTCHER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 69 display>> NARCISSISTIC LIFE SMASHSLAYCRUSHBASHER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 70 display>> ENTITLED MIGHTIEST MANSLAUGHTER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 71 display>> LAZY BUTCHERMURDER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 72 display>> SHALLOW MURDERASSASSIN<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 73 display>> NARCISSISTIC MURDERSLAYER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 74 display>> ENTITLED SLASHERKILLER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 75 display>> LAZY DESTROYERDEATH<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 76 display>> SHALLOW FULL MURDER SMASHER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 77 display>> NARCISSISTIC FULL MURDER KILLER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 78 display>> ENTITLED UNSTOPABLE KILLING MACHINE<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 79 display>> LAZY UNSTOPABLE KILLING MACHINE<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 80 display>> SHALLOW UNSTOPABLE KILLING MACHINE<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 81 display>> NARCISSISTIC KILLER FOR DEATH<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 82 display>> ENTITLED MURDERMURDER KILLERPERSON<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 83 display>> LAZY KILL KOMMANDER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 84 display>> SHALLOW INDUSTRY KILLER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 85 display>> NARCISSISTIC KULTURE KILLER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 86 display>> ENTITLED SOCIETY KILLER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 87 display>> LAZY GENERATION KILLER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 88 display>> SHALLOW NATION KILLER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 89 display>> NARCISSISTIC PLANET KILLER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 90 display>> ENTITLED MURDERMURDERMURDER-ER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 91 display>> LAZY DEATHDEATHDEATH-ER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 92 display>> SHALLOW KILLKILLKILL-ER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 93 display>> NARCISSISTIC KILLDEATHKILL-ER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 94 display>> ENTITLED MURDERKILLKILL-ER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 95 display>> LAZY DEATHKILLDEATH-ER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 96 display>> SHALLOW DEATHMURDERKILL-ER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 97 display>> NARCISSISTIC KILLMURDERKILL-ER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 98 display>> NARCISSISTIC AMERICAN VALUES KILLER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 99 display>> ENTITLED AMERICAN VALUES KILLER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 100 display>> LAZY AMERICAN VALUES KILLER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 101 display>> SHALLOW AMERICAN VALUES KILLER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 102 display>> NARCISSISTIC CULTURAL MURDER MARXIST<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 103 display>> ENTITLED CULTURAL MURDER MARXIST<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 104 display>> LAZY CULTURAL MURDER MARXIST<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 105 display>> SHALLOW CULTURAL MURDER MARXIST<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 106 display>> NARCISSISTIC SELFIE TAKER AND CAPITALISM SLAYER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 107 display>> ENTITLED SELFIE TAKER AND CAPITALISM SLAYER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 108 display>> LAZY SELFIE TAKER AND CAPITALISM SLAYER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 109 display>> SHALLOW SELFIE TAKER AND CAPITALISM SLAYER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 110 display>> NARCISSISTIC MURDERER WHO’S ALWAYS ON THEIR PHONE<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 111 display>> ENTITLED MURDERER WHO’S ALWAYS ON THEIR PHONE<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 112 display>> LAZY MURDERER WHO’S ALWAYS ON THEIR PHONE<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 113 display>> SHALLOW MURDERER WHO’S ALWAYS ON THEIR PHONE<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 114 display>> NARCISSISTIC KILLER WHO REFUSES TO BUY DIAMONDS FOR SOME UNFATHOMABLE GODFUCKINGDAMN REASON<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 115 display>> ENTITLED KILLER WHO REFUSES TO BUY DIAMONDS FOR SOME UNFATHOMABLE GODFUCKINGDAMN REASON<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 116 display>> LAZY KILLER WHO REFUSES TO BUY DIAMONDS FOR SOME UNFATHOMABLE GODFUCKINGDAMN REASON<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 117 display>> SHALLOW KILLER WHO REFUSES TO BUY DIAMONDS FOR SOME UNFATHOMABLE GODFUCKINGDAMN REASON<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 118 display>> NARCISSISTIC NON-HOMEOWNING MURDERER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 119 display>> ENTITLED NON-HOMEOWNING MURDERER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 120 display>> LAZY NON-HOMEOWNING MURDERER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 121 display>> SHALLOW NON-HOMEOWNING MURDERER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 122 display>> NARCISSISTIC SPECTRE OF DEATH HEARALDING THE FALL OF CONSUMERIST COROPORATE POWER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 123 display>> ENTITLED SPECTRE OF DEATH HEARALDING THE FALL OF CONSUMERIST COROPORATE POWER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 124 display>> LAZY SPECTRE OF DEATH HEARALDING THE FALL OF CONSUMERIST COROPORATE POWER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 125 display>> SHALLOW SPECTRE OF DEATH HEARALDING THE FALL OF CONSUMERIST COROPORATE POWER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 126 display>> NARCISSISTIC TERMINAL INFECTION BLEEDING THE LIFE FROM FATCATS AND THEIR CAPITAL<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 127 display>> ENTITLED TERMINAL INFECTION BLEEDING THE LIFE FROM FATCATS AND THEIR CAPITAL<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 128 display>> LAZY TERMINAL INFECTION BLEEDING THE LIFE FROM FATCATS AND THEIR CAPITAL<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 129 display>> SHALLOW TERMINAL INFECTION BLEEDING THE LIFE FROM FATCATS AND THEIR CAPITAL<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 130 display>> NARCISSISTIC MURDEROUS JOB-HOPPER WHO REFUSES TO BE DUPED BY THE CAPITALIST OPPRESSOR PIGDOGS<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 131 display>> ENTITLED MURDEROUS JOB-HOPPER WHO REFUSES TO BE DUPED BY THE CAPITALIST OPPRESSOR PIGDOGS<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 132 display>> LAZY MURDEROUS JOB-HOPPER WHO REFUSES TO BE DUPED BY THE CAPITALIST OPPRESSOR PIGDOGS<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 133 display>> SHALLOW MURDEROUS JOB-HOPPER WHO REFUSES TO BE DUPED BY THE CAPITALIST OPPRESSOR PIGDOGS<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 134 display>> NARCISSISTIC MURDERSLUT, DESTROYER OF HETERONORMATIVE REPRODUCTIVE FUTURISM<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 135 display>> ENTITLED MURDERSLUT, DESTROYER OF HETERONORMATIVE REPRODUCTIVE FUTURISM<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 136 display>> LAZY MURDERSLUT, DESTROYER OF HETERONORMATIVE REPRODUCTIVE FUTURISM<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 137 display>> SHALLOW MURDERSLUT, DESTROYER OF HETERONORMATIVE REPRODUCTIVE FUTURISM<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 138 display>> NARCISSISTIC LOOMING WAVE OF DEATH THAT WILL BLANKET THE EARTH AND WHITHER ALL HUMAN LABORS TO DARKNESS AND DUST<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 139 display>> ENTITLED LOOMING WAVE OF DEATH THAT WILL BLANKET THE EARTH AND WHITHER ALL HUMAN LABORS TO DARKNESS AND DUST<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 140 display>> LAZY LOOMING WAVE OF DEATH THAT WILL BLANKET THE EARTH AND WHITHER ALL HUMAN LABORS TO DARKNESS AND DUST<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 141 display>> SHALLOW LOOMING WAVE OF DEATH THAT WILL BLANKET THE EARTH AND WHITHER ALL HUMAN LABORS TO DARKNESS AND DUST<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 142 display>> NARCISSISTIC PALE HORSE: AND THEIR NAME THAT SAT UPON HIM WAS DEATH<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 143 display>> ENTITLED PALE HORSE: AND THEIR NAME THAT SAT UPON HIM WAS DEATH<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 144 display>> LAZY PALE HORSE: AND THEIR NAME THAT SAT UPON HIM WAS DEATH<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 145 display>> SHALLOW PALE HORSE: AND THEIR NAME THAT SAT UPON HIM WAS DEATH<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 146 display>> NARCISSISTIC MILLENIAL KILLER: CRUSHER OF CAPITALIST FOLLY<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 147 display>> ENTITLED MILLENIAL KILLER: CRUSHER OF CAPITALIST FOLLY<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 148 display>> LAZY MILLENIAL KILLER: CRUSHER OF CAPITALIST FOLLY<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 149 display>> SHALLOW MILLENIAL KILLER: CRUSHER OF CAPITALIST FOLLY<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 150 display>> NARCISSISTIC SERIAL MURDERKILLER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 151 display>> ENTITLED MASS MURDERKILLER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 152 display>> LAZY MASS MURDERKILLER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 153 display>> SHALLOW MASS MURDERKILLER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 154 display>> NARCISSISTIC MASS MURDERKILLER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 155 display>> ENTITLED CAPITALISM GENOCIDER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 156 display>> LAZY CAPITALISM GENOCIDER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 157 display>> SHALLOW CAPITALISM GENOCIDER<<endif>>\n<<if $kills is 158 display>> ENTITLED LAZY SHALLOW NARCISSISTIC ULTIMATE KILLER<<endif>>\n<<endnobr>>\n\n[[KILL AGAIN?|KILLING BEGIN]] OR GO TO [[CREDITS]]?

[[BLOODTHIRSTY|THE CHOSEN]]

[[LET THE KILLING BEGIN|either("1","2")]]\n<<set $kills to 0>>

SPECIAL THANKS\n\nBen Shapiro\nJulianne Geiger \nMorley Winograd\nJames Kirchick\nJoel Stein\nChris Erskine\n\nACTUAL THANKS\n\nBob Mackey\nJack Wranovics\nSasha Brown\nChris Keilman\nRick Budzak\nYan Gorman\n\n[[KILL AGAIN?|KILLING BEGIN]]

[[THE ASCENDING|either("MURDEROUS","BLOODTHIRSTY","LETHAL","DEADLY")]]

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[[YOU ARE]]