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PICK A HELL ...... ... .. . [[mortal]] / [[fungi / plural fungus]] / [[apeman]] / [[typical lawyer type]]

IT'S TIME You're [[hungry]]... but you also need to use the bathroom [[immediately]].

Sorry I think you meant [[mortal]]? OR maybe your dream is to be a walking [[germ]]?

Congratulation! As a hyperevolved mammal your DNA requires small amounts of energy throughout the day . What would be a good [[meal]] for apeman? is there a way to change my [[looks]]? [[A strict diet I feel keeps me plenty energized]]

you know what you are [[yeah?]]

Ahh yes... you release the immense weight of your bowels inside a pizza box halfway to the bathroom door Good one... Looks like you're a [[fuck-up]]

U gather food around you as you squat. Now, it's time to [[chow down]] Unless, you want to wash your [[hands first]] Your [[choice]]

YOu lose bud! Bad idea for a lunch break

Mmm.. taste good, don't it? [[Yes.. it does taste just right to me]] [[Why, what an eyesore of a chef you are!]]

This simple task causes you to go unconscious. and you die in a puddle of dirty hand water.

No way around this one

You eat delicous food for hours

... "YOU SERIOUS?" [[answer honestly but don't hold back either]] [[dribble snot and saliva down your shirt into your belly button]]

Your private chef gives you a tour of his knife collection. the end

'Thanks for being honest with me about all of it. what'll be for dinner tonight friendo? hahaaa" [[eggs]] [[Penut butter]]

"Well, you mumble, I need to eat to [[survive]]."

not really

Your friend Richard approaches - [[ask him why you're so damn sick]] [[Punch directly (50% hit chance)]]

"What's been UP with me lately, Rick? I mean, usually I get sick for a little while, and then I [[bounce]] back. It doesn't help my ride's in the garage and there are no buses or other people around and the closest [[pharmacy]] takes 6 days to walk to."

YOU MADE CONTACT. HE'S DOWN. [[while he's out, try giving him the bad dreams by saying sick shit in his ear]] You [[wake the only functioning adult in this house]]

Yep, you pound that chest and the walking disease you are launches its grease down Dick's nose and eyesockets. ... Looks like you won't die alone. . But you do [[die]]

Finally, sense comes knocking. Your friend carries what was once just plain old boring you to the nearest hospital. [[Pretend you have insurance (24% chance)]]

nice-one.

Just as death wraps up your last dying wish you spit out a piece of intestine. Death decides to wait one more day.

*you think you hear a thud, but that's not possible. [[dead]]

Done for all over now no time left can't breathe but don't really have to now

Rick [[dead]] from this almost instantly

Success! He finally speaks for you, "you're really sick man. I'm serious-- and if you don't let me get help I'm not sure either of us will survive" [[OK, I'm with ya]] [[OK, maybe we'll both die Mr Rick how'd you like that? How about I lay my mucus eggs right fucking now? I know you'd like that. Such a sad day for the truth to come out. Death has lived in this house for many months now.]]

Take Richards [[hand]] and take the next step to surviving this. [[Ignore your only hope for survival]] ... [[You just decide to lay the eggs.]]

An absolute mess of boiling fluids and steam fill the house. dead

You are sent back into the blazing heat and you die and also Rick becomes infected and [[he dies too]]

fungus of the brain :(

A firm but sweaty lock binds you. Thank god someone has my back. [[Reveal how grateful you are]] [[Pretend things don't affect you]]

Honestly, a surprising choice! Richard seems amused. You both die from overexposure.

You've turned beat red. your sweat glands fire at all ends You've lost grip with Richard You've lost your chance You've both lost your chance. ...

Solid pick. you feel warm and healthy

You spend hours mixing in the excess oil that sits towards the top of the 8 dollar shot-glass sized jar. Somehow along the way you choke. rick gets sick from this so game over for both of ya..

scum-bag [[dead]]

Not sure what you had in mind but your entire body fails immediately without proper nutrition. You're a goner and a [[Fuck-up]]

A travelling doctor breaks down outside your door. Luck saves the day for once

ice cool