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macros['daleingoat'] =\n{\n\thandler: function(place, phrase, num, parser)\n\t{\nvar nounlist = ["River", "Evil", "Body", "Picture Show", "Heart", "Pussycat", "Outsider", "Illusion", "Weekend", "Riverdale", "Murder", "Kiss", "Night", "Watcher", "Sundown", "Stranger", "Death", "Tale", "Devil", "Blackboard", "Wrestler", "Heart", "Hill", "Blood", "Noose", "Night", "Prisoner", "Doubt", "Judgment", "World", "Labor", "Fortune", "Midnight", "Escape", "Man", "Man", "Exit", "Stranger", "Outbreak", "Dahlia", "Welterweight", "Fire", "Dream", "Fun", "Raid", "Jaw", "Reaper", "Prom", "Harvest House", "Night", "Riverdale", "Dog", "Halloween", "Prosecution", "Ice", "Treatment", "Tangerine", "Varsity", "Quiz", "Man", "Murder", "Honey"];\n\nvar nounslist = ["Rivers", "Evils", "Bodies", "Picture Shows", "Hearts", "Pussycats", "Outsiders", "Illusions", "Weekends", "Riverdales", "Murders", "Kisses", "Nights", "Watchers", "Sundowns", "Strangers", "Deaths", "Tales", "Devils", "Blackboards", "Wrestlers", "Hearts", "Hills", "Blood", "Nooses", "Nights", "Prisoners", "Doubts", "Judgments", "Worlds", "Labors", "Fortunes", "Midnights", "Escapes", "Men", "Men", "Exits", "Strangers", "Outbreaks", "Dahlias", "Welterweights", "Fires", "Dreams", "Funs", "Raids", "Jaws", "Reapers", "Proms", "Harvest Houses", "Nights", "Riverdales", "Dogs", "Halloweens", "Prosecutions", "Ices", "Treatments", "Tangerines", "Varsities", "Quizzes", "Men", "Murders", "Honey"];\n\nvar adjlist = ["Lonely", "Sweet", "Deadly", "Divine", "Primary", "Above", "Bizarro", "American", "Big", "Dark", "Fast", "Hereditary", "To Die For", "Locked", "Wicked", "Lynchian"];\n\nvar noun = nounlist[Math.floor(Math.random() * nounlist.length)];\nvar nouns = nounslist[Math.floor(Math.random() * nounslist.length)];\nvar adj = adjlist[Math.floor(Math.random() * adjlist.length)];\n\n\nvar MGTitles = ["The " + adj + " Ever " + noun + " Metal Band in Denton", "Fall of the " + adj + " High School " + noun, noun + " in Your Cheeks", noun, noun + " Lines", noun, adj + " and Blue", "Riches and " + nouns, "The " + noun + " Inside", noun + " Blues", adj + " " + nouns, adj + " " + noun + " Effect", adj + " Song", "Answering the " + noun, noun, noun, noun + " Travel Is " + adj, noun, "Amy aka " + adj + " " + noun + " 1", adj + " " + noun + " Apartments Suite", "Cry for " + noun, noun + " Roulette", adj + " " + noun, "Until I Am " + adj, noun + " Light", "The Diaz " + nouns, adj + " Florida " + nouns, "In Memory of " + noun, adj + " " + noun + " 2", adj + " " + noun, adj + " Enclave", "The Destruction of the Kola " + adj + " " + noun, adj, adj + " in Here", noun + " Suit", "When a " + adj + " " + noun + " Comes", "To the " + adj + " " + noun, "The " + adj + " " + noun + " Collection", "The " + adj + " Parts on " + noun + " Metal Albums", "Before I Got " + noun, "Arguing With the Ghost of Peter Laughner About His " + noun + " Review", "Let Me Bathe in " + adj + " Light", noun + " in Soho", noun + " is Moving Back to Leeds", "The " + adj + " " + noun + " and the Silver Flame Attunement", "We Do It Different on the " + adj + " Coast", noun + " Tolerance", "Stench of the " + adj, "Wear " + adj, "Paid in " + noun, "Rage of " + noun, adj, "For the " + adj + " Goth Metal " + nouns, adj + " " + noun]; \n\nvar str = MGTitles[Math.floor(Math.random() * MGTitles.length)];\n\n\n\nnew Wikifier\n(place, str);\n\n}\n}
<<chaos>>\n\n[[another|fullchaos]]\n[[back|Start]]
macros['chaos'] =\n{\n\thandler: function(place, phrase, num, parser)\n\t{\nvar nounlist = ["River", "Evil", "Body", "Picture Show", "Heart", "Pussycat", "Outsider", "Illusion", "Weekend", "Riverdale", "Murder", "Kiss", "Night", "Watcher", "Sundown", "Stranger", "Death", "Tale", "Devil", "Blackboard", "Wrestler", "Heart", "Hill", "Blood", "Noose", "Night", "Prisoner", "Doubt", "Judgment", "World", "Labor", "Fortune", "Midnight", "Escape", "Man", "Man", "Exit", "Stranger", "Outbreak", "Dahlia", "Welterweight", "Fire", "Dream", "Fun", "Raid", "Jaw", "Reaper", "Prom", "Harvest House", "Night", "Riverdale", "Dog", "Halloween", "Prosecution", "Ice", "Treatment", "Tangerine", "Varsity", "Quiz", "Man", "Murder", "Honey", "Death", "Running Back", "Color", "Jenny", "Fault", "Balance", "Wonder", "Mess", "Jeff Davis County", "Station", "Lithops", "Phone", "Indonesia", "Midland", "Tape", "Waco", "Gladiator", "View", "Judas", "Harlem", "Cedar", "Night", "Brother", "Plate", "Satan", "Youth", "Gladiator", "Boreholde Tower", "Lizard", "Animal", "Horseman", "Hydra", "Death", "There", "Coney Island Baby", "Rain", "Andrew Eldritch", "King", "Unicorn", "Cocaine", "Travers", "Band", "Flesh"];\n\nvar nounslist = ["Rivers", "Evils", "Bodies", "Picture Shows", "Hearts", "Pussycats", "Outsiders", "Illusions", "Weekends", "Riverdales", "Murders", "Kisses", "Nights", "Watchers", "Sundowns", "Strangers", "Deaths", "Tales", "Devils", "Blackboards", "Wrestlers", "Hearts", "Hills", "Blood", "Nooses", "Nights", "Prisoners", "Doubts", "Judgments", "Worlds", "Labors", "Fortunes", "Midnights", "Escapes", "Men", "Men", "Exits", "Strangers", "Outbreaks", "Dahlias", "Welterweights", "Fires", "Dreams", "Funs", "Raids", "Jaws", "Reapers", "Proms", "Harvest Houses", "Nights", "Riverdales", "Dogs", "Halloweens", "Prosecutions", "Ices", "Treatments", "Tangerines", "Varsities", "Quizzes", "Men", "Murders", "Honey", "Deaths", "Running Backs", "Colors", "Jennys", "Faults", "Balances", "Wonders", "Messes", "Jeff Davis Counties", "Stations", "Lithops", "Phones", "Indonesias", "Midlands", "Tapes", "Wacos", "Gladiators", "Views", "Judases", "Harlems", "Cedars", "Nights", "Brothers", "Plates", "Satans", "Youths", "Gladiators", "Borehold Towers", "Lizards", "Animals", "Horsemen", "Hydras", "Deaths", "Coney Island Babies", "Rain", "Andrew Eldritches", "Kings", "Unicorns", "Cocaine", "Travers", "Bands", "Flesh"];\n\nvar adjlist = ["Lonely", "Sweet", "Deadly", "Divine", "Primary", "Above", "Bizarro", "American", "Big", "Dark", "Fast", "Hereditary", "To Die For", "Locked", "Wicked", "Lynchian"];\n\nvar noun = nounlist[Math.floor(Math.random() * nounlist.length)];\nvar nouns = nounslist[Math.floor(Math.random() * nounslist.length)];\nvar adj = adjlist[Math.floor(Math.random() * adjlist.length)];\n\n\nvar RiverdaleTitles = ["The " + noun + "\s's Edge", "A Touch of " + noun, noun + " Double", "The Last " + noun, noun + " of Darkness", "Faster, " + nouns + "! Kill! Kill!", "In a " + adj + " Place", "The " + nouns, "La Grande " + noun, "The Lost " + noun, "To " + noun + " and Back Again", "Anatomy of a " + noun, "The " + adj + " Hereafter", "A " + noun + " Before Dying", noun + "hawks", "The " + noun + " in the Woods", "The Town That Dreaded " + noun, "When a " + noun + " Calls", noun + " Proof", nouns + " from the Darkside", "House of the " + noun, "Silent Night, " + adj + " Night", "The " + noun + " Jungle", "The " + noun, "The Wicked and the " + adj, "The Tell-Tale " + noun, "The " + nouns + " Have Eyes", "There Will Be " + noun, adj + " Colors", "The " + noun + " Tightens", "A " + noun + " to Remember", nouns, "Shadow of a " + noun, noun + " Night", adj + " New " + noun, noun + " Day", noun + " and Men\s's Eyes", "As " + adj + ", So Below", "The " + noun + " Club", "The Great " + noun, noun + "hunter", "The " + noun + " in Black", noun, "No " + noun, "The " + noun, "The Red " + noun, adj + "dale", "Requiem for a " + noun, noun + " Walk with Me", adj + " " + nouns, adj + " " + noun, "The " + noun, noun + "breaker", "Fear the " + noun, noun + " Night", "The " + adj + " Secret of " + noun, "Survive the " + noun, adj + " Times at " + noun + " High", noun + " Day Afternoon", noun, "Witness for the " + noun, adj, "The " + noun + " Storm", "In " + noun, noun, noun + " Blues", noun + " Show", nouns + " of Honor", "The " + nouns + " of March", "How to Get Away with " + noun, "The " + adj + " Room", adj + " Little Town", adj, "Killing Mr. " + noun, "The " + adj + " Ever " + noun + " Metal Band in Denton", "Fall of the " + adj + " High School " + noun, noun + " in Your Cheeks", noun, noun + " Lines", noun, adj + " and Blue", "Riches and " + nouns, "The " + noun + " Inside", noun + " Blues", adj + " " + nouns, adj + " " + noun + " Effect", adj + " Song", "Answering the " + noun, noun, noun, noun + " Travel Is " + adj, noun, "Amy aka " + adj + " " + noun + " 1", adj + " " + noun + " Apartments Suite", "Cry for " + noun, noun + " Roulette", adj + " " + noun, "Until I Am " + adj, noun + " Light", "The Diaz " + nouns, adj + " Florida " + nouns, "In Memory of " + noun, adj + " " + noun + " 2", adj + " " + noun, adj + " Enclave", "The Destruction of the Kola " + adj + " " + noun, adj, adj + " in Here", noun + " Suit", "When a " + adj + " " + noun + " Comes", "To the " + adj + " " + noun, "The " + adj + " " + noun + " Collection", "The " + adj + " Parts on " + noun + " Metal Albums", "Before I Got " + noun, "Arguing With the Ghost of Peter Laughner About His " + noun + " Review", "Let Me Bathe in " + adj + " Light", noun + " in Soho", noun + " is Moving Back to Leeds", "The " + adj + " " + noun + " and the Silver Flame Attunement", "We Do It Different on the " + adj + " Coast", noun + " Tolerance", "Stench of the " + adj, "Wear " + adj, "Paid in " + noun, "Rage of " + noun, adj, "For the " + adj + " Goth Metal " + nouns, adj + " " + noun]; \n\nvar str = RiverdaleTitles[Math.floor(Math.random() * RiverdaleTitles.length)];\n\n\n\nnew Wikifier\n(place, str);\n\n}\n}
<<goatingoat>>\n\n[[another|goatsingoats]]\n[[back|Start]]
[[The Mountain Goats words in Riverdale Titles|goatsindale]]\n\n[[Riverdale words in The Mountain Goats Titles|daleingoats]]\n\n[[Riverdale words in Riverdale Titles|daledale]]\n\n[[The Mountain Goats words in The Mountain Goats Titles|goatsingoats]]\n\n[[Full Chaos (Both in Both)|fullchaos]]
<<mginriverdale>>\n\n[[another|goatsindale]]\n[[back|Start]]
<<daleindale>>\n\n[[another|daledale]]\n[[back|Start]]
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macros['mginriverdale'] =\n{\n\thandler: function(place, phrase, num, parser)\n\t{\nvar nounlist = ["Death", "Running Back", "Color", "Jenny", "Fault", "Balance", "Wonder", "Mess", "Jeff Davis County", "Station", "Lithops", "Phone", "Indonesia", "Midland", "Tape", "Waco", "Gladiator", "View", "Judas", "Harlem", "Cedar", "Night", "Brother", "Plate", "Satan", "Youth", "Gladiator", "Boreholde Tower", "Lizard", "Animal", "Horseman", "Hydra", "Death", "There", "Coney Island Baby", "Rain", "Andrew Eldritch", "King", "Unicorn", "Cocaine", "Travers", "Band", "Flesh"];\n\nvar nounslist = ["Deaths", "Running Backs", "Colors", "Jennys", "Faults", "Balances", "Wonders", "Messes", "Jeff Davis Counties", "Stations", "Lithops", "Phones", "Indonesias", "Midlands", "Tapes", "Wacos", "Gladiators", "Views", "Judases", "Harlems", "Cedars", "Nights", "Brothers", "Plates", "Satans", "Youths", "Gladiators", "Borehold Towers", "Lizards", "Animals", "Horsemen", "Hydras", "Deaths", "Coney Island Babies", "Rain", "Andrew Eldritches", "Kings", "Unicorns", "Cocaine", "Travers", "Bands", "Flesh"];\n\nvar adjlist = ["Best", "Star", "Pink", "Distant", "Absolute", "Hardpan", "Lonely", "Spent", "White", "Whole", "Counterfeit", "Transcendental", "Spent", "Parisian", "Superdeep", "Mobile", "Dark", "Powerful", "Headless", "New", "Slow", "Demonic", "Grey", "West", "Unburied", "Black", "Shelved", "Portuguese", "Abandoned", "Lakeside"];\n\nvar noun = nounlist[Math.floor(Math.random() * nounlist.length)];\nvar nouns = nounslist[Math.floor(Math.random() * nounslist.length)];\nvar adj = adjlist[Math.floor(Math.random() * adjlist.length)];\n\n\nvar RiverdaleTitles = ["The " + noun + "\s's Edge", "A Touch of " + noun, noun + " Double", "The Last " + noun, noun + " of Darkness", "Faster, " + nouns + "! Kill! Kill!", "In a " + adj + " Place", "The " + nouns, "La Grande " + noun, "The Lost " + noun, "To " + noun + " and Back Again", "Anatomy of a " + noun, "The " + adj + " Hereafter", "A " + noun + " Before Dying", noun + "hawks", "The " + noun + " in the Woods", "The Town That Dreaded " + noun, "When a " + noun + " Calls", noun + " Proof", nouns + " from the Darkside", "House of the " + noun, "Silent Night, " + adj + " Night", "The " + noun + " Jungle", "The " + noun, "The Wicked and the " + adj, "The Tell-Tale " + noun, "The " + nouns + " Have Eyes", "There Will Be " + noun, adj + " Colors", "The " + noun + " Tightens", "A " + noun + " to Remember", nouns, "Shadow of a " + noun, noun + " Night", adj + " New " + noun, noun + " Day", noun + " and Men\s's Eyes", "As " + adj + ", So Below", "The " + noun + " Club", "The Great " + noun, noun + "hunter", "The " + noun + " in Black", noun, "No " + noun, "The " + noun, "The Red " + noun, adj + "dale", "Requiem for a " + noun, noun + " Walk with Me", adj + " " + nouns, adj + " " + noun, "The " + noun, noun + "breaker", "Fear the " + noun, noun + " Night", "The " + adj + " Secret of " + noun, "Survive the " + noun, adj + " Times at " + noun + " High", noun + " Day Afternoon", noun, "Witness for the " + noun, adj, "The " + noun + " Storm", "In " + noun, noun, noun + " Blues", noun + " Show", nouns + " of Honor", "The " + nouns + " of March", "How to Get Away with " + noun, "The " + adj + " Room", adj + " Little Town", adj, "Killing Mr. " + noun]; \n\nvar str = RiverdaleTitles[Math.floor(Math.random() * RiverdaleTitles.length)];\n\n\n\nnew Wikifier\n(place, str);\n\n}\n}
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macros['goatingoat'] =\n{\n\thandler: function(place, phrase, num, parser)\n\t{\nvar nounlist = ["Death", "Running Back", "Color", "Jenny", "Fault", "Balance", "Wonder", "Mess", "Jeff Davis County", "Station", "Lithops", "Phone", "Indonesia", "Midland", "Tape", "Waco", "Gladiator", "View", "Judas", "Harlem", "Cedar", "Night", "Brother", "Plate", "Satan", "Youth", "Gladiator", "Boreholde Tower", "Lizard", "Animal", "Horseman", "Hydra", "Death", "There", "Coney Island Baby", "Rain", "Andrew Eldritch", "King", "Unicorn", "Cocaine", "Travers", "Band", "Flesh"];\n\nvar nounslist = ["Deaths", "Running Backs", "Colors", "Jennys", "Faults", "Balances", "Wonders", "Messes", "Jeff Davis Counties", "Stations", "Lithops", "Phones", "Indonesias", "Midlands", "Tapes", "Wacos", "Gladiators", "Views", "Judases", "Harlems", "Cedars", "Nights", "Brothers", "Plates", "Satans", "Youths", "Gladiators", "Borehold Towers", "Lizards", "Animals", "Horsemen", "Hydras", "Deaths", "Coney Island Babies", "Rain", "Andrew Eldritches", "Kings", "Unicorns", "Cocaine", "Travers", "Bands", "Flesh"];\n\nvar adjlist = ["Best", "Star", "Pink", "Distant", "Absolute", "Hardpan", "Lonely", "Spent", "White", "Whole", "Counterfeit", "Transcendental", "Spent", "Parisian", "Superdeep", "Mobile", "Dark", "Powerful", "Headless", "New", "Slow", "Demonic", "Grey", "West", "Unburied", "Black", "Shelved", "Portuguese", "Abandoned", "Lakeside"];\n\nvar noun = nounlist[Math.floor(Math.random() * nounlist.length)];\nvar nouns = nounslist[Math.floor(Math.random() * nounslist.length)];\nvar adj = adjlist[Math.floor(Math.random() * adjlist.length)];\n\n\nvar MGTitles = ["The " + adj + " Ever " + noun + " Metal Band in Denton", "Fall of the " + adj + " High School " + noun, noun + " in Your Cheeks", noun, noun + " Lines", noun, adj + " and Blue", "Riches and " + nouns, "The " + noun + " Inside", noun + " Blues", adj + " " + nouns, adj + " " + noun + " Effect", adj + " Song", "Answering the " + noun, noun, noun, noun + " Travel Is " + adj, noun, "Amy aka " + adj + " " + noun + " 1", adj + " " + noun + " Apartments Suite", "Cry for " + noun, noun + " Roulette", adj + " " + noun, "Until I Am " + adj, noun + " Light", "The Diaz " + nouns, adj + " Florida " + nouns, "In Memory of " + noun, adj + " " + noun + " 2", adj + " " + noun, adj + " Enclave", "The Destruction of the Kola " + adj + " " + noun, adj, adj + " in Here", noun + " Suit", "When a " + adj + " " + noun + " Comes", "To the " + adj + " " + noun, "The " + adj + " " + noun + " Collection", "The " + adj + " Parts on " + noun + " Metal Albums", "Before I Got " + noun, "Arguing With the Ghost of Peter Laughner About His " + noun + " Review", "Let Me Bathe in " + adj + " Light", noun + " in Soho", noun + " is Moving Back to Leeds", "The " + adj + " " + noun + " and the Silver Flame Attunement", "We Do It Different on the " + adj + " Coast", noun + " Tolerance", "Stench of the " + adj, "Wear " + adj, "Paid in " + noun, "Rage of " + noun, adj, "For the " + adj + " Goth Metal " + nouns, adj + " " + noun]; \n\nvar str = MGTitles[Math.floor(Math.random() * MGTitles.length)];\n\n\n\nnew Wikifier\n(place, str);\n\n}\n}
<<daleingoat>>\n\n[[another|daleingoats]]\n[[back|Start]]
macros['daleindale'] =\n{\n\thandler: function(place, phrase, num, parser)\n\t{\nvar nounlist = ["River", "Evil", "Body", "Picture Show", "Heart", "Pussycat", "Outsider", "Illusion", "Weekend", "Riverdale", "Murder", "Kiss", "Night", "Watcher", "Sundown", "Stranger", "Death", "Tale", "Devil", "Blackboard", "Wrestler", "Heart", "Hill", "Blood", "Noose", "Night", "Prisoner", "Doubt", "Judgment", "World", "Labor", "Fortune", "Midnight", "Escape", "Man", "Man", "Exit", "Stranger", "Outbreak", "Dahlia", "Welterweight", "Fire", "Dream", "Fun", "Raid", "Jaw", "Reaper", "Prom", "Harvest House", "Night", "Riverdale", "Dog", "Halloween", "Prosecution", "Ice", "Treatment", "Tangerine", "Varsity", "Quiz", "Man", "Murder", "Honey"];\n\nvar nounslist = ["Rivers", "Evils", "Bodies", "Picture Shows", "Hearts", "Pussycats", "Outsiders", "Illusions", "Weekends", "Riverdales", "Murders", "Kisses", "Nights", "Watchers", "Sundowns", "Strangers", "Deaths", "Tales", "Devils", "Blackboards", "Wrestlers", "Hearts", "Hills", "Blood", "Nooses", "Nights", "Prisoners", "Doubts", "Judgments", "Worlds", "Labors", "Fortunes", "Midnights", "Escapes", "Men", "Men", "Exits", "Strangers", "Outbreaks", "Dahlias", "Welterweights", "Fires", "Dreams", "Funs", "Raids", "Jaws", "Reapers", "Proms", "Harvest Houses", "Nights", "Riverdales", "Dogs", "Halloweens", "Prosecutions", "Ices", "Treatments", "Tangerines", "Varsities", "Quizzes", "Men", "Murders", "Honey"];\n\nvar adjlist = ["Lonely", "Sweet", "Deadly", "Divine", "Primary", "Above", "Bizarro", "American", "Big", "Dark", "Fast", "Hereditary", "To Die For", "Locked", "Wicked", "Lynchian"];\n\nvar noun = nounlist[Math.floor(Math.random() * nounlist.length)];\nvar nouns = nounslist[Math.floor(Math.random() * nounslist.length)];\nvar adj = adjlist[Math.floor(Math.random() * adjlist.length)];\n\n\nvar RiverdaleTitles = ["The " + noun + "\s's Edge", "A Touch of " + noun, noun + " Double", "The Last " + noun, noun + " of Darkness", "Faster, " + nouns + "! Kill! Kill!", "In a " + adj + " Place", "The " + nouns, "La Grande " + noun, "The Lost " + noun, "To " + noun + " and Back Again", "Anatomy of a " + noun, "The " + adj + " Hereafter", "A " + noun + " Before Dying", noun + "hawks", "The " + noun + " in the Woods", "The Town That Dreaded " + noun, "When a " + noun + " Calls", noun + " Proof", nouns + " from the Darkside", "House of the " + noun, "Silent Night, " + adj + " Night", "The " + noun + " Jungle", "The " + noun, "The Wicked and the " + adj, "The Tell-Tale " + noun, "The " + nouns + " Have Eyes", "There Will Be " + noun, adj + " Colors", "The " + noun + " Tightens", "A " + noun + " to Remember", nouns, "Shadow of a " + noun, noun + " Night", adj + " New " + noun, noun + " Day", noun + " and Men\s's Eyes", "As " + adj + ", So Below", "The " + noun + " Club", "The Great " + noun, noun + "hunter", "The " + noun + " in Black", noun, "No " + noun, "The " + noun, "The Red " + noun, adj + "dale", "Requiem for a " + noun, noun + " Walk with Me", adj + " " + nouns, adj + " " + noun, "The " + noun, noun + "breaker", "Fear the " + noun, noun + " Night", "The " + adj + " Secret of " + noun, "Survive the " + noun, adj + " Times at " + noun + " High", noun + " Day Afternoon", noun, "Witness for the " + noun, adj, "The " + noun + " Storm", "In " + noun, noun, noun + " Blues", noun + " Show", nouns + " of Honor", "The " + nouns + " of March", "How to Get Away with " + noun, "The " + adj + " Room", adj + " Little Town", adj, "Killing Mr. " + noun]; \n\nvar str = RiverdaleTitles[Math.floor(Math.random() * RiverdaleTitles.length)];\n\n\n\nnew Wikifier\n(place, str);\n\n}\n}