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(set: $day to 0)(set: $R to 0)(set: $B to 0)(set: $I to 0)(set: $A to 0)Connect with yourself without challenging your outlook on Effbee. [[Sign in to your account->Today]] (set: $RLikeA to " (link: 'like')[You will see more content like this!](set: $R to it +1)(set: $A to it +1)") (set: $RLikeI to " Like (click-replace: 'Like')[You'll see more content like this!](set: $R to it +1)(set: $I to it +1)") (set: $BLikeI to " Like (click-replace: 'Like')[You'll see more content like this!](set: $B to it +1)(set: $I to it +1)") (set: $BLikeA to " Like (click-replace: 'Like')[You'll see more content like this!](set: $B to it +1)(set: $A to it +1)") (set: $trumpfeed to (a:)) (set: $trumptoday to (a:)) (set: $trump to (a: "[[45]] I'm watching [[Fuck Yeah, America]], the only news source I can trust. [[Blue Balls]] is garbage—of course!(print: $RLikeA)" , "[[45]] Nice to relax and watch TV after a long hard day of being a record-breaking CEO of the free world! Can you guess what I'm watching?(print: $RLikeA)" , "[[45]] Looking forward to working with [[India PM]] on tackling Radical Islamic Terror™(print: $RLikeA)" , "[[45]] Another world leader cancelled a meeting with me. A-mazing! Who needs anyone anyway? LOSERS(print: $RLikeA)" , "[[45]] It is too early to say what the motive of the shooter was.(print: $RLikeA)" , "[[45]] We condemn hate and evil. We are working to make america a-mazing again, no one said it was going to be easy!(print: $RLikeA)" , "[[45]] (print: $RLikeA)", )) (set: $modifeed to (a:)) (set: $moditoday to (a:)) (set: $modi to (a: "[[India PM]] shared [[Hindustani Opinion]]'s post: [[What a 45 Presidency Means]] Thank you so much.(print: $RLikeI)" , "[[India PM]] Just like America, India will also be A-mazing! Ha! Ha! Ha!(print: $RLikeI)" , "[[India PM]] Thank you everyone for your support! We will win many elections to come at this rate!(print: $RLikeI)" , "[[India PM]] I too look forward to working with Shri [[45]] to defeat Radical Islamic Terror™(print: $RLikeI)" , "[[India PM]] shared [[Hindustani Opinion]]'s post: [[PM is Doing Good]] Silence is Golden.(print: $RLikeI)" , "[[India PM]] Jai Mata Di!(print: $RLikeI)" )) (set: $shalabhfeed to (a:)) (set: $shalabhtoday to (a:)) (set: $shalabh to (a: "[[Amreekan Hindu]] congrats to [[45]] on a successful inaguration, i have high hopes for the future of Hindus, and Indians in America(print: $RLikeI)" , "[[Amreekan Hindu]] Great to have a US president who loves Hindus! And twitter so i can @ him [[45]](print: $RLikeI)" , "[[Amreekan Hindu]] This is my firm belief: [[45]] is against Islam, NOT Hindus(print: $RLikeI)" , "[[Amreekan Hindu]] Hindus please be assured you're safe here. I am the bridge between India PM and [[45]] I'll take care of you(print: $RLikeI)" )) (set: $hindustani to (a: "[[What a 45 Presidency Means]] [[India PM]] and [[45]] are brothers from different mothers(print: $RLikeI)" , "[[Indian shot in USA]] Horrific news from overseas(print: $RLikeI)" , "[[PM is Doing Good]] A-mazing!(print: $RLikeI)" )) (set: $fuckyeah to (a: "[[This is What's Happening, and You Won't Believe What Happens Next!]](print: $RLikeA)" , "[[New Government A-mazing for Economy!]] We found stats somewhere...(print: $RLikeA)" , "[[Too Early to Say Shooter's Intentions]] An Indian Immigrant with an IT job shot by a white dude who was totally off his rocker, man!(print: $RLikeA)" , "[[First Our Jobs, Now Our Parks]] These days you see brown people everywhere! How do Indians make so much money?(print: $RLikeA)", )) (set: $logical to (a: "[[Divide and Rule is British Colonial Mentality. Don't Let Them Bring it Back!]] Unfortunately, colonialism prevails.($BLikeI)" , "[[Tragedy in USA]] White terrorist kills Indian IT worker(print: $BLikeI)" , "[[Some of These People Don't Care if You're Hindu or Muslim]] They just want to shoot you, with their legal guns.(print: $BLikeI)" ))

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[[Fuck Yeah, America]] Right news, for the right people @ USA (if: $day >= 3)[(print: $fuckyeah's 4th)] (if: $day >= 2)[(print: $fuckyeah's 3rd)] (if: $day >= 1)[(print: $fuckyeah's 2nd)] (print: $fuckyeah's 1st)

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[[45]] President of USA making America A-mazing Again! @ White House (print: $trumptoday) (print: $trumpfeed)

[[India PM]] Prime Minister of India. Jai Mata Di! @ New Delhi (print: $moditoday) (print: $modifeed)

[[Hindustani Opinion]] News most trusted by [[India PM]] @ USA (if: $day >= 3)[(print: $hindustani's 3rd)] (if: $day >= 2)[(print: $hindustani's 2nd)] (if: $day >= 1)[(print: $hindustani's 1st)]

[[Hindustani Opinion]] [[What a 45 Presidency Means]] It basically means that we Hindus can unite with them in the fight against Radical Islamic Terror™!(print: $RLikeI)

[[Amreekan Hindu]] Red politician bridging the gap between [[India PM]] and [[45]] (print: $moditoday) (print: $modifeed)

[[Dimaagwala]] Your daily voice of reason @ India (if: $day >= 3)[(print: $logical's 3rd)] (if: $day >= 2)[(print: $logical's 2nd)] (if: $day >= 1)[(print: $logical's 1st)]

[[Blue Balls]] Keeping you up to date with the abnormal political climate @ Washington DC This is a paid subscription, (link: "subscribe today!")[and you're too broke to subscribe.]

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[[Superstar Khan]] This profile is restricted. (link: 'Click here to subscribe.')[And you're too broke.]

[[Bro Bhaiyya]] Effbee friends with [[India PM]] since 2002. @India Waiting for more cricket, bc life loses meaning without sports on TV

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[[Madam Smith]] White is Right™ America was always A-mazing! @ Kicking Islam's butt everyday! (link: "Subscribe")[You're too broke] to follow [[Madam Smith]]'s fight against Radical Islamic Terror™

[[Fuck Yeah, America]] [[First Our Jobs, Now Our Parks]] How do Indians make so much money? After a long statistical analysis, we've realized that we don't even know. But, it doesn't matter that they work hard to save money and own homes for their families. All that matters is that they're taking our jobs. Remember that part.(print: $RLikeA)

[[Fuck Yeah, America]] [[Too Early to Say Shooter's Intentions]] Gunman who shot down Indian immigrant said "get out of my country!" before pulling trigger. It's too early to say what may have motivated him.(print: $RLikeA)

[[Fuck Yeah, America]] [[New Government A-mazing for Economy!]] Invite your friends and have a party about this because, boy, it's good news.(print: $RLikeA)

[[Fuck Yeah, America]] [[This is What's Happening, and You Won't Believe What Happens Next!]] (link: "Click to find out more")[Unbelievable!](print: $RLikeA)

[[Hindustani Opinion]] [[Indian shot in USA]] Unbelievable. One of [[45]]'s supporters must have thought he was Muslim. Remember, it is a #MuslimBan, not a #HinduBan. All Hindus in America should continue to feel safe and carefree. Our own [[Amreekan Hindu]] is reassurance.(print: $RLikeI)

[[Hindustani Opinion]] [[PM is Doing Good]] Since yesterday, [[India PM]] has shown true diplomatic skills and said nothing about the shooting. There is a lesson to learn here somewhere, but we will let you figure it out for us. [[45]] seems unsure, so that's a start. (print: $RLikeI)

[[Dimaagwala]] [[Tragedy in USA]] He was having a drink with a coworker when a terrorist shot at him after saying "get out of my country." With hate crimes on the rise, leaders such as [[45]] and even our own [[India PM]] are still silent.

[[Dimaagwala]] [[Some of These People Don't Care if You're Hindu or Muslim]] They really don't. They have resent, fear, and hate ingrained in them. [[45]]'s response and [[India PM]]'s silence haven't helped hold anyone accountable. Unfortunately, the terrorist will be shown mercy. When will you wake up [[Amreekan Hindu]]?

[[Dimaagwala]] [[Divide and Rule is British Colonial Mentality. Don't Let Them Bring it Back!]] The freedom fighters that led us into Independence wanted a secular state: a united India. The government favors populist Hindu organizations, this is not secularism. People like [[Amreekan Hindu]] are spreading this ideology abroad.