5 Mintues

She gives you a scratch behind the ears and a pat on your bum. You lick her hand to show that you want to return the favor, but you don't have the proper limbs in order to do so. "Don't worry,buddy." she coos, stroking the sides of your neck. "I'll only be gone for 5 mintues." You remain a good dog as she stands up and opens the wood portal and steps behind it. Normally, when your person goes beyond the wood portal, she returns. Sometimes its very long, other times its very short. You sit there like a good dog and wait. She doesn't return. What do you do? [[BARK!!]] [[Sit like a good dog]] [[Play with Mr. Chompy]] [[DO SOMETHING NAUGHTY]]

You bark. You scream "HEY, PERSON! ARE YOU THERE?" You titled your head, listening for a reply. Sometimes she tells you to be quiet. Not this time. You bark again. "PERSON! WHERE ARE YOU? I WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU!" Still no reply. You walk in little circle and sit back down. Barking doesn't seem to bring your person back. [[Sit like a good dog]] [[DO SOMETHING NAUGHTY]] [[Play with Mr. Chompy]]

You are a good dog! Dare you say, the best dog that all of personhood has ever seen? You will sit! SIT FOR THE LONGEST YOU HAVE EVER SAT! YOU WILL PROVE TO NOT ONLY DOGSKIND, BUT ALSO CATKIND! YOU WILL PROVE TO YOUR HUMAN YOUR FAITHFULNESS TO HER BECAUSE YOU, YOU ARE THE BEST FREAKIN' DOG THAT EVER SAT! And you sit...and sit.....and.....sit..... She still isn't here.... [[Keep sitting]] [[DO SOMETHING NAUGHTY]] [[Play with Mr. Chompy]]

You don't need your person to have fun. You can have fun all by yourself. You trot away, your claw clicking against the hard wood floor. You go to your little box of squeakies and balls. Your person loves to throw them about and you love to catch them. You dig your muzzle in until you find the nearly ruined shark squeaky your persons calls Mr. Chompy. You trash Mr. Chompy about and throw him around. You jump on him and bark at him. You toss him around more. You trash him so hard, snarly as you do. Then you hear a rip. You drop Mr. Chommpy. His corspe lies face up, his white, fluffy guts slipping out. This isn't good. You bark at him to back him put his guts back in this tummy, but he doesn't do anything. [[YOU START TO PANIC]]

You stare intently at the leg of the couch. It is a place of many naps and many cuddles. You love the couch, but you always wanted to put the leg in your mouth. You don't know why you want to put it in your mouth, but you know you just do. You start creaping forward and inch your mouth toward the leg. You lick it at first and then start to naw it. You look up at the plush seating and think "One bite wouldn't hurt." Next thing you know you are nose deep in fluffy whitness. You managed to dig a deep hole right in the middle of the seat. The fabric was weak enough to break it with your claws and teeth. You continue to happily poke and pry at the hole, until you hear the clicking of the wood portal. --- YOUR PERSON IS ANGRY AT YOU Go back and try to be a good dog

OH, FOR DOG'S SAKE NO!!! MR. CHOMPY CAN'T DIE ON YOU LIKE THIS!!! WHAT WILL YOUR PERSON THINK WHEN SHE RETURNS? WHEN SHE SEES YOU STANDING OVER THE BODY OF MR. CHOMPY? SHE WILL PIN YOU AS A MURDER! YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS KIND OF BLOOD ON YOUR PAWS! "YOU CAN DO THIS!" YOU SCREAM, "YOU CAN PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, MR.CHOMPY! YOU ARE A HECKIN' STRONG SQUEAKY! COME ON!" Nothing. You just stare at his fishy, plush corspe. [[SCREAM! HECKIN' SCREAM!]]

You wail! Wail the hardest you ever have wailed. Your voice grows hoarse. Your circle around yourself, calling out. Maybe your person will hear you cry and help you. There is a knock under your paws, followed by a muffled "Shut up!" You curl into yourself. You feel a wetness grow around your and your bladder feels empty. You remain in your scared piss puddle, whimping until you hear the wood portal click. --- YOU PERSON ISN'T HAPPY WITH YOU Go back and try to be a good dog

You remain sitting like a good dog. You stare at the wood portal wistfully. You know your person will return and the pets and playtime will return. You have hope. That hope swells in your belly and your heart. Your tail starts to wag rapidly as you start to hear the portal click. The portal creaks open. You are now on all fours. You see the leg of your person. You dash up to her happily barking. You feel her hand rub between your ears. You are both happy that you are here. ----- YOUR MADE YOUR PERSON HAPPY! Feel free to play again