| d20 | Quality | Description |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Smoking | (d4) 1. Black, 2. Green, 3. Ghostly, 4. Fiery Regardless of how much is left in your glass, the surface emits a steady head of smoke. |
| 2 | Bioluminescent | This drink glows and shifts color with an unearthly light. Perhaps the secret ingredient comes from someplace very dark. |
| 3 | Swirling | This drink swirls on its own, as if being vigorously stirred. The swirling sensation continues in your stomach, an experience that is both delightful and slightly uncomfortable. |
| 4 | Creature | (d6) 1. Small Fish, 2. Worm, 3. Eyeball, 4. Pixie, 5. Strange Egg, 6. The creature is still very much alive, you're quite certain. Do I...eat it? Surely that would be unethical. |
| 5 | Hissing | This drink hisses, spits, and pops as if made from something almost alive. |
| 6 | Vibrating | This drink vibrates in such a way that your glass practically shakes. Imbibing this beverage gives you a strange headrush similar to standing up too fast. |
| 7 | Bubbling | Swamp-like bubbles slowly rise from this murky, thicker-than-normal liquid. |
| 8 | Singing | (d4) 1. Opera, 2. Sea Shanty, 3. Incomprehensible Arcana, 4. Lullaby This drink is singing! How good that singing is, well...that's up for debate. |
| 9 | Whispering | (d4) 1. Rumors, 2. Riddles, 3. Forbidden Knowledge, 4. Threats If you listen closely, this drink seems to be whispering something only you can hear. |
| 10 | Shifting | Clear and transparent, then suddenly mirroring its surroundings, or shifting to solidly opaque. Consuming imbues the drinker with the same effect for a few hours after. |
| 11 | Ever-Frothing | This drink always has a perfectly frothy head of foam no matter how much is left in the glass, and regardless of what type of beverage it is. Absolutely delicious. |
| 12 | Shining | This drink glows, as if blessed by the light of the sun. So does your skin for a few hours after consuming the entire glass. |
| 13 | Haunted | You can't shake the feeling that the spirit of something, or someone, resides inside this beverage. |
| 14 | Evaporating | Seems to be evaporating. When you drink it, you feel like you're inhaling more than swalling liquid. Your burdens are seems to be evaporating away. |
| 15 | Rejuvenating | This drink practically screams healthy! Every sip has you feeling unstoppable. |
| 16 | Flashing | (d4) 1. Someplace close, 2. Someplace familiar, 3. Legendary location, 4. Something terrible This drink briefly flashes with scenes from someplace else. They're hard to discern, murky, but you're certain they show visions of great reward. |
| 17 | Gelatinous | Kind of thicker than you wanted...but somehow it tastes amazing. You feel a little high. |
| 18 | Starry | Small points of light, like stars in the sky, pinpoint this drink like a small planetarium. An entire galaxy inside your glass shines back at you. The constellations you see are familiar. |
| 19 | Bones | This drink is full of small bones. Bleh! Would it be rude to send it back? Actually it's pretty good after a few sips. |
| 20 | Flowering | Flower seeds manifest out of nowhere inside the liquid, then bloom, finally withering only moments later. |