All your Bezos are belong to us!

<img src="https://i.ibb.co/R2nw4Nm/3.png" height=400px> BANG! The Amazon Droids have breached the Docking Bay. The crew is panicking left and right. The Droids are making their move... [[Close the door to the Engine Room->Cargo]] [[Close the door to the Cargo->Engine Room]] =|= Your crew: $crew Electricians: $electricians Janitors: $janitors Marx-men: $marxmen Medics: $medics Cooks: $cooks HR department: $hr Pleasure People: $pp Amazon Droids: $invasion (set: $crew to $crew-$deathrate) =|= <img src="https://i.ibb.co/6Drw0KM/map1.png" width=550px> |==|

<img src="https://i.ibb.co/jLdc3Hj/1.png" height=400px> Humanity has destroyed planet Earth, everybody is heading to Mars on a spaceship.(set: $crew to 50)(set: $invasion to 50)(set: $electricians to 2)(set: $janitors to 1)(set: $marxmen to 10)(set: $medics to 4)(set: $cooks to 4)(set: $hr to 3)(set: $pp to 4)(set: $deathrate to 0) [[Next->Intro 2]]

<img src="https://i.ibb.co/j8Cj8XH/2.png" height=400px> Jeff Bezos and the crew of 'The 1%' does not like the idea of plebs coming over to Mars with them, so they decided to invade and take over the spaceship using their army of Amazon Droids. [[Next->Docking Bay]]

<img src="https://i.ibb.co/R6pHQ7Z/6.png" height=400px> The Droids are in the Weaponry now. That is not good... They killed all the marx-men and took all the weapons they could find. They are more deadly now.(set: $marxmen to 0)(set: $deathrate to $deathrate+3) [[Close the door to the Medics->Kitchen]] [[Close the door to the Kitchen->Medical Room]] =|= Your crew: $crew Electricians: $electricians Janitors: $janitors Marx-men: $marxmen Medics: $medics Cooks: $cooks HR department: $hr Pleasure People: $pp Amazon Droids: $invasion (set: $crew to $crew-$deathrate) =|= <img src="https://i.ibb.co/XSx3bQy/map4.png" width=550px> |==|

<img src="https://i.ibb.co/5FW4mLY/4.png" height=400px> The Droids have breached the Cargo. All the janitors are dead. Who's gonna do all that janiting now, eh?(set: $janitors to 0)(set: $deathrate to 5) [[Next->Weaponry]] =|= Your crew: $crew Electricians: $electricians Janitors: $janitors Marx-men: $marxmen Medics: $medics Cooks: $cooks HR department: $hr Pleasure People: $pp Amazon Droids: $invasion (set: $crew to $crew-$deathrate) =|= <img src="https://i.ibb.co/YZHf6VB/map3.png" width=550px> |==|

<img src="https://i.ibb.co/tsh9DZ3/5.png" height=400px> The Droids have breached the Engine Room. All the electricians are dead. Honestly, is it worth going on like this at all? Like, what if the microwave breaks down? How are you planning to make hot pockets then? I mean, you are basically dead at this point, but let's just go on I guess...(set: $electricians to 0)(set: $deathrate to 3) [[Next->Weaponry]] =|= Your crew: $crew Electricians: $electricians Janitors: $janitors Marx-men: $marxmen Medics: $medics Cooks: $cooks HR department: $hr Pleasure People: $pp Amazon Droids: $invasion (set: $crew to $crew-$deathrate) =|= <img src="https://i.ibb.co/yN92dSQ/map2.png" width=550px> |==|

<img src="https://i.ibb.co/z4WhSgS/7.png" height=400px> The Droids have breached the Kitchen. All the cooks are dead. It's just canned fish on the menu from now on...(set: $cooks to 0)(set: $deathrate to $deathrate+7) [[Next->Bathroom]] =|= Your crew: $crew Electricians: $electricians Janitors: $janitors Marx-men: $marxmen Medics: $medics Cooks: $cooks HR department: $hr Pleasure People: $pp Amazon Droids: $invasion (set: $crew to $crew-$deathrate) =|= <img src="https://i.ibb.co/jwK9n1W/map5.png" width=550px> |==|

<img src="https://i.ibb.co/Ms0JJRn/8.png" height=400px> The Droids have breached the Medical Room. All the medics are dead. Well, let's just hope the cooks can cook up something when shit hits the fan and someone's kidney gives in...(set: $medics to 0)(set: $deathrate to $deathrate+7) [[Next->Bathroom]] =|= Your crew: $crew Electricians: $electricians Janitors: $janitors Marx-men: $marxmen Medics: $medics Cooks: $cooks HR department: $hr Pleasure People: $pp Amazon Droids: $invasion (set: $crew to $crew-$deathrate) =|= <img src="https://i.ibb.co/HgwYTm4/map6.png" width=550px> |==|

<img src="https://i.ibb.co/tpSMsQk/9.png" height=400px> The Droids are in the Bathroom now. There is no way the crew can take a number 2 in peace anymore, not in this predicament. There are only two groups left you can rely on...(set: $deathrate to $deathrate+5) [[Save the HR department->Win]] [[Save the Pleasure People->Lose]] =|= Your crew: $crew Electricians: $electricians Janitors: $janitors Marx-men: $marxmen Medics: $medics Cooks: $cooks HR department: $hr Pleasure People: $pp Amazon Droids: $invasion (set: $crew to $crew-$deathrate) =|= <img src="https://i.ibb.co/gvTTxKh/map7.png" width=550px> |==|

<img src="https://i.ibb.co/SKB0YDJ/10.png" height=400px> The HR department went through the file cabinet and discovered that Amazon payed $0 in taxes during the previous fiscal year. This means that the Amazon Droids are basically free public property. [[Next->Win 2]]

<img src="https://i.ibb.co/KsV2kQ4/14.png" height=400px> The Pleasure People are saved! But at what cost... [[Next->Lose 2]]

<img src="https://i.ibb.co/3FXgJw0/11.png" height=400px> The mighty heroes of Human Resources run towards the horde of shocked Droids, arms flailing, tax papers in their hands, ready to claim what is theirs... [[Next->Win 3]]

<img src="https://i.ibb.co/R9Skrg6/12.png" height=400px> They emerge victorious! The crew is saved, Jeff Bezos is exiled into the cold, endless darkness that is space. [[Next->Win 4]]

<img src="https://i.ibb.co/MBjWCWm/13.png" height=400px> The Pleasure People might be massacred, but justice has been served through the backdoors of capitalism, which is just as pleasurable as having those naked bunch around anyway.(set: $pp to 0)(set: $invasion to 0)(set: $crew to $crew + 50) (align:"=><=")[THE END] =|= Your crew: $crew Electricians: $electricians Janitors: $janitors Marx-men: $marxmen Medics: $medics Cooks: $cooks HR department: $hr Pleasure People: $pp Amazon Droids: $invasion (set: $crew to $crew-$deathrate) =|= <img src="https://i.ibb.co/sFfQSHL/map9.png" width=550px> |==|

<img src="https://i.ibb.co/WV3mx0f/15.png" height=400px> Without the HR department, your crew is not equipped legally against scummy corporations like Amazon. [[Next->Lose 3]]

<img src="https://i.ibb.co/RvQ0Pcv/16.png" height=400px> The Droids take over the spaceship, Jeff Bezos turns your crew into slaves and lives on in his capitalist fantasy. You are a dummy-dum-dum.(set: $hr to 0)(set: $crew to 0) (align:"=><=")[THE END] =|= Your crew: $crew Electricians: $electricians Janitors: $janitors Marx-men: $marxmen Medics: $medics Cooks: $cooks HR department: $hr Pleasure People: $pp Amazon Droids: $invasion (set: $crew to $crew-$deathrate) =|= <img src="https://i.ibb.co/WD1sDtK/map8.png" width=550px> |==|