You wake up
[[Look Around]]
[[Disagree]]
(set: $n to false, $e to false, $w to false, $s to false, $j to false, $hasStarved to false)
(set: $timesFallen to 0)
(set: $lh to false, $lm to false)You look around
(if: $n and $s and $e and $w and $j and $hasStarved)[
[[This doesn't seem fair|Not Fair]]]
(else:)[(link: "Go North")[(set: $n to true)(goto: "Fall")]
(link: "Go East")[(set: $e to true)(goto: "Fall")]
(link: "Go West")[(set: $w to true)(goto: "Fall")]
(link: "Go South")[(set: $s to true)(goto: "Fall")]
(link: "Jump")[(set: $j to true)(goto: "Jump")]
(link: "Wait")[(set: $hasStarved to true)(goto: "Starve")]]No, you have
[[Look Around]]
[[Continue to Disagree]]Tough
[[Look Around]]
[[Continue to Continue to Disagree|Starve]]You starve
(if: $hasStarved)[[[Try again|Look Around]]]{(if: $timesFallen is 0)[You fall off the world]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 1)[You fall off the world, again]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 2)[You fall off the world, again, and then again]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 3)[You keep falling off the world]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 4)[You keep trying to fall. You succeed]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 5)[You take a run up this time. You still fall]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 6)[You're standing on a square you see, so you fall off when you move]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 7)[It's like, a small world. Get it? So, you can (and do) fall off of it]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 8)[No it doesn't make much sense, but you fall anyway]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 9)[Do you know the definition of insanity? It involves falling]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 10)[You guessed it, you fall]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 11)[This is a living nightmare this. One that involves falling]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 12)[YOU FALL OFF THE WORLD]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 13)[YOU FALL. OFF. THE WORLD]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 14)[No I don't know where you go. You just fall]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 15)[You trip, hit your head on the edge of the world, and then fall off it]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 16)[The world you fall off it]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 17)[You float there for a second, then fall]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 18)[Mate, you fall off the world]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 19)[WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS? (This being falling off the world)]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 20)[You fall off the world]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 21)[You fall off the world]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 22)[You fall off the world]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 23)[You fall off the world]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 24)[You fall off the world]
(else-if: $timesFallen is 25)[Stop it now]
(else:)[You exhaust the content]
}
[[Try again|Look Around]]
(set: $timesFallen to it + 1)
(if: $hasKey)[It looks like the $keyColor key will [[open the door]].]
(else:)[No way forward here, unfortunately.]You see a key
(link: "Link Text")[(set: $hasKey to true)(goto: "Key")]
(link: "Link Text")[(set: $hasKey to false)(goto: "Key")]
It isn'tYou float away
[[Try again|Look Around]](Well what else am I supposed to do?)
I dunno, what do you want? Like, a ladder to climb or something?
Yes, give me a ladder
Okay, you see a ladder
Climb ladder
How high up do you climb?
To the top
You float away
Fine, halfway up the ladder
You float away
This doesn't seem very fair
It isn'tYou see a ladder
[[Climb Ladder]]How high up do you climb?
(if: $lm)[[[This doesn't seem fair|Not Fair]]]
(else:)[(link: "To the top")[(set: $lh to true)(goto: "Float")]
(if: $lh)[(link: "About half way up")[(set: $lm to true)(goto: "Float")]]]
You float away
[[Try again|Climb Ladder]]What do you want me to do about it?
[[Ask for a ladder|Get Ladder]]