BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
[[I don't know that!]]
[[What do you mean? An African or European swallow?]]
[[Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?]]Auuuuuuuugh!
''pause''BRIDGEKEEPER: Huh? I-- I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh!
BEDEVERE: How do know so much about swallows?
[[Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.]]SOLDIER #1: Am I right?
[[I'm not interested!]]SOLDIER #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
SOLDIER #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
SOLDIER #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
↶↷BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I don't know that!
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?