Robot Talk and Walk

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<img src= http://imgur.com/qfuMGAM.png></div><div id= "box">The airship lands on a giant treaded 'turtle'. (if: not (history:) contains "Garbage Turtle")[(if: $foot is true)[ Finally, the doors open freeing your foot. It's a bit frostbitten but at least you still have it!]](elseif: $foot is false)[You start thinking of cool one leg nicknames for yourself.](else:)[ You contemplate why all the cities around here are giant moving animals.] [[Enter the turtle]] (if: (history:) contains "opened")[ [[Exit through the door->opened]] ](else:)[ [[Get off this scrapheap with treads]] ] [[Re-embark on the airship->Back to Llama]]

<div id= "content"><img src= "http://imgur.com/jGPN8zt.png"></div><div id= "box">The inside of the obelisk is hollow. The only thing in the room is a long floor quilt that leads to a throne and a doorway leading outside Sitting in the throne is rather regal looking robot whose horns reach to either side. "zzzzzz" (if: (history:) contains "Need to get to the ground")[ [[Wake em up!]]](else:)[ [[Do robots even sleep?]]] [[Leave through the door->Sneak up to the dock]]

<div id= "box">A barrel chested walker has joined your road. Leashed to either hand is a smaller quadruped. One of them occasionally barks. [[Pet a dog]] [[Talk to the walker]] [[Speed up]]</div>

<div id= "box">he quadruped yelps. Steam bursts from its boiler. "He [[likes you"] says the dog walker.</div>

<div id= "box">"Hello"

<div id= "box">You pick up your [[Garbage Turtle<-pace]]. You think you'd prefer more feline companionship. </div>

<img src=http://imgur.com/FiAfBwd.png><div id= "box">You walk into the 'Scraptichen'. (if: (history:) contains "Order something")[The three household pet bots are still having a meal and your seat still vacant](else:)[Three figures occupy all but one seat at the counter.] [[Look at the figures]] [[Order something]] (if: $bearing is true)[ [[Leave]]](else:)[ [[Ask them where you are]] [[Leave->First Houses]]]

<img src=http://imgur.com/FiAfBwd.png><div id= "box">There are three of them. One is very engaged in its food, the other tallest middle one has ears made of swiss cheese, and the farthest one to you seems to be sullenly looking down into their soup.(if: (history:) contains "Speed up")[ You have a desire to pet the far right one and feed it sardines] (if: $bearing is false)[ [[Ask them where you are]] ][[Order something]] (if: $bearing is true)[ [[Leave]]](else:)[[[Leave->First Houses]]]

<img src=http://imgur.com/FiAfBwd.png><div id= "box">The menu is extensive and is composed entirely of fading pictures of what appear to be metal facsimiles of soups, cheeses and sandwiches. [[Order a triangular prism->Order a triangular prism]] [[Order a metallic poultry->Order a metal turkey]] [[Order the today’s soup->Order the soup]]

<img src=http://imgur.com/73aHCM2.png><div id= "box">You leave. You are on top of the Llama. (if: $leave is 1 or > 1)[ If it is Llama.](if: $leave is 2 or > 2)[ It might be an alpaca.](if: $leave is 3 or > 3)[ Although alpacas have longer necks.](if: $leave is 4 or > 4)[ In any case you are not one to judge.](set:$leave to $leave + 1) [[Enter diner]] [[Go to the tallest point]](if: not ((history:) contains "Get off this town with legs"))[ [[Get off this town with legs]]] [[Go to the balloon dock]] [[Talk to the Llama]]

<img src=http://imgur.com/zlsTxw3.png><div id= "box">The slice of octagon is slid on a plate to your part of the counter. It would probably smell oddly cheesy. If you could [[smell->eating]].

<img src=http://imgur.com/sWjP4wB.png><div id= "box">The turkey has a mini furnace in it. You get ready to chow down but the mouse bot stops you with a wave of its limb. You wait. Anxiety sets in. Then, out from the furnace another, [[smaller]] turkey.(set: $size to 20) [[Eat it anyways->eating]](set: $turkey to true)

<img src=http://imgur.com/xcQA5MH.png><div id= "box">The soup is an oily mess made almost inedible by the various sprockets and cogs floating on the surface. The only thing good is the crackers that came with it and even those are razor sharp shards of glass. [[Ouch?]]

<img src=http://imgur.com/qcPK3Hj.png></div><div id= "box">Something is right in the middle of the road. It appears to be some sort of many faced machine, engrossed in changing out its masks. One of the mask turns to face you. Its eyes do not blink. "That's not your true face. You wear masks but how many?" [[One?]] [[Two?]] [[Many?]]

<img src=http://imgur.com/qcPK3Hj.png><div id= "box">"You weren't made in that image, you stole it, your true face hides within!" More faces have begun to face you. [[What are you prattling on about?]]</div>

<img src=http://imgur.com/qcPK3Hj.png><div id= "box">"So you're a liar? Just like that form." More faces have turned towards you. <abbr title=Lies>[[Of course not]]</abbr> [[What are you prattling on about?]]

<img src=http://imgur.com/qcPK3Hj.png><div id= "box">"Where do you hide them? Behind your [[false face->Of course not]]? In your [[mind->Of course not]]?"

<div id= "content"><img src= "http://imgur.com/jGPN8zt.png"></div><div id= "box">The king wakes up! "What are you doing inside my turtle?" [[Need to get to the ground]] [[Staring at sleeping bots]] (if: (history:) contains "Sleep in")[ [[How are you sleeping?]] ]

<div id= "content"><img src= "http://imgur.com/jGPN8zt.png"></div><div id= "box">The door is locked. And there are no keys in sight. [[Go back->Enter the turtle]]

<img src= http://imgur.com/0sotFf7.png><div id= "box">(if: not ((history:) contains "First Houses"))[You leave the house. It is not your house. The house is part of a multi-tiered housing complex. A [[hole-in-the-wall diner->Enter diner]] is on the corner. You aren't exactly sure where you are. Maybe if got up high you could [[figure out where you are->Go to the tallest point]].](else:)[You still have a very barebones understanding of where you are. Maybe you could ask someone in the [[diner->Enter diner]] or survey the area from [[on high->Go to the tallest point]]?]

<img src= http://imgur.com/UcuP4gT.png><div id= "box">You climb all the stairs up to the topmost home. The door is wide [[open->Awkward]]. [[Survey the area]]

<img src=http://imgur.com/73aHCM2.png><div id= "box">You peer down the 100 feet drop down from the Llama. You [[rethink->Leave]] getting of this giant quadrapod by foot.<h4>Since it would lead to you not having feet to stand on.</h4><h5>Because your legs would be snap off.<h5><h6> And that would suck.</h6>

<img src= http://imgur.com/VV5rBmW.png><div id= "box">The toaster ejects an excited slice of... boiler plate? You now notice it has a face on the other side. [[Adopt the toasting critter]] [[Drop it fear]]

<img src= http://imgur.com/dmBmr6L><div id= "box"> The parrot is repeating your thoughts and actions repeating your thoughts and actions.... This seems like a [[bad->left]] pet to [[adopt]]. It squawks: "Squawk! The parrot is repeating your thoughts and actions repeating your thoughts and actions.... This seems like a [[bad->left]] pet to [[adopt]]. It squawks: "Squawk! The parrot is repeating your thoughts and actions repeating your thoughts and actions.... This seems like a [[bad->left]] pet to [[adopt]]. It squawks: "Squawk! The parrot is repeating your thoughts and actions repeating your thoughts and actions.... This seems like a [[bad->left]] pet to [[adopt]]. It squawks: "Squawk! The parrot is repeating your thoughts and actions repeating your thoughts and actions.... This seems like a [[bad->left]] pet to [[adopt]]. It squawks: "Squawk! The parrot is repeating your thoughts and actions repeating your thoughts and actions.... This seems like a [[bad->left]] pet to [[adopt]]. It squawks: "Squawk! The parrot is repeating your thoughts and actions repeating your thoughts and actions.... This seems like a [[bad->left]] pet to [[adopt]]. It squawks: "Squawk! The parrot is repeating your thoughts and actions repeating your thoughts and actions.... This seems like a [[bad->left]] pet to [[adopt]]. It squawks: "Squawk!....

<img src= http://imgur.com/VV5rBmW.png><div id= "box">It hums as you packing into one of your poncho folds. You are wearing a poncho but are not so fashion conscious as to mention it. OK? Should you go [[back->opened]] or take a [[moment]] with your new friend?

<img src= http://imgur.com/VV5rBmW.png><div id= "box">You drop it in terror and run all the way back to the [[turtle->opened]]. You should get over your fear of gluten.

<img src=http://imgur.com/IDldRqq.png></div><div id= "box">You expect the voice to come from the mouth... chest? Instead it's projected from the large box with a diamond in it. "Why would you waste time fiddling through this desperate world. Wouldn't you rather watch?" [[Yes]] [[No]]</div>

<img src= http://imgur.com/IpAYytV.png><div id= "box">You peer into the diamond. It peers back. You see yourself. Decaying. Every atom slowing down until it dies. You glance down at your own limbs and see they too are submitting to entropy. [[Time-->Garbage Turtle]] is wasted.

<div id= "box">"Rejection is not a necessity for inclusion." You pick up your [[pace->Garbage Turtle]], and don't look back.

<img src= http://imgur.com/uwwnFTH.png><div id= "box">You wake up. Although you were not [[asleep->Sleep in]]. More similar to daydreaming. Without the dreaming. [[Go outside->First Houses]](set: $parrots to 0)(set:$leave to 0)(set: $airship to false)(set: $turkey to false)(set: $bearing to false)(set: $turkeyquest to false)

<img src=http://imgur.com/qcPK3Hj.png><div id= "box">(text-style: "shudder")["Liar! Liar!"] The faces stare into you. (text-style: "smear")["Facsimile: make a copy of."] (text-style: "upside-down")["Replacement: a person or thing that takes the place of another."] (text-style: "mirror")["Doppleganger: an apparition or double of a ~~living~~ dead person."] (text-style: "blurrier")["Transhuman: Transcending human limits."] [[tHEY KNOW.]]

<img src= http://imgur.com/VV5rBmW.png><div id= "box">You cuddle up to your new toaster buddy. [[Awww->left]]

<img src=http://imgur.com/sWjP4wB.png><div id= "box">You wait. Anxiety sets in. Then, out from the furnace another, [[smaller]] turkey only $size cubic inches. You think about just [[eating]] it.(set: $size /= 2) (if: $turkeyquest is true)[ [[Pocket the turkey]]]

<div id= "content"><img src= "http://imgur.com/jGPN8zt.png"></div><div id= "box">"Thats creep." [[Awkward->Right...]]

<img src=http://imgur.com/xRXf2ZX.png><div id= "box">(if: (history:) contains "Order a metal turkey")[You consume the Von Neumann- Russian nesting doll turkey? It feels like it is still multiplying inside your smelter when](if: (history:) contains "Need to get to the ground")[you remember you were suppose to be getting this turkey for the king! Hopefully, he doesn't mind a bit of degreasing fluid you think when](if: (history:) contains "Order a triangular prism")[You are still vacuuming an nostril of non-cheese smell with your nonexistent nose that cannot smell when](if: (history:) contains "Order the soup")[The soup is now sitting at the pit of your stomach-boiler, boiling into steam and powering your nominal functions when] the mouse asks "HOW IS IT?" Not a very quiet mouse... [[IT'S GOOD!]] [[It's good.]] [[It's nominally satisfying but overall, unfulfilling and instead simply just sustaining for perpetuating my continued existence]]

<img src=http://imgur.com/xcQA5MH.png><div id= "box">It actually doesn't hurt. It seems you don't have pain receptors. Or any [[taste buds for that matter->eating]]

<img src= http://imgur.com/ysgk8fx.png><div id= "box">A scarecrow is in front of you. It is silent. [[Talk to it]] [[Stare]] [[Spin the head around]](if: (history:) contains "Talk to it" or (history:) contains "stare")[[[Leave->postscare]]]

<img src= http://imgur.com/ysgk8fx.png><div id= "box">It does not [[speak->scarecrow]] back.

<img src= http://imgur.com/ysgk8fx.png><div id= "box">The vacant eyes do not [[stare->scarecrow]] back.

<img src= http://imgur.com/ysgk8fx.png><div id= "box">(if: $spin is 0)[You [[spin->Spin the head around]] the head around. Its kinda of fun.](if: $spin is 1)[You continue to [[spin->Spin the head around]] the head around. It's fun.](if: $spin is 2)[You keep [[spinning->Spin the head around]] the head around. Its really fun.] [[Leave] (set: $spin to $spin + 1)

<img src= http://imgur.com/ysgk8fx.png><div id= "box">You run away from the spooky scarecrow back to the [[road->right]].

(css: "height: 50px;")[<img src= http://imgur.com/wEElPS2.png>]</div><div id= "box">You begin walking down the road! (if: (history:) contains "Take it slow" or (history:) contains "stare")[Again!] [[Pick up the pace->Fiery Macabre]] [[Go slow]]</div>

<img src=http://imgur.com/wEElPS2.png><div id= "box">You take it slow. Really slow. So slow... it almosts feels like you are going backwards. [[Begin Wandering!<-It's because you are!]]</div>

<img src= http://imgur.com/K9Trh3X.png><div id= "box">Two bots are lounging on a couch. "Your watching it wrong!" says the one spread across the couch. "Your not suppose to watch it, you play it!" says the one with a controller in their hands. [["Can I play?"->In the middle]] [["Can I watch?"->In the middle]]

<img src= http://imgur.com/HFQ0PIh.png><div id= "box">You ponder picking up a power tool and becoming some sort of god of renewal but realize the cord has been slashed and the whole thing is [[useless->left]]. Also your hands don't fit in the groove. Also there is no reason need for power tools. You just know.

<img src= http://imgur.com/dmBmr6L.png><div id= "box">You adopt the fourth wall breaking parrot. "Squawk! Interactive narratives are not games!". [[Cute->left]].

<img src= http://imgur.com/AK9a4ci.png><div id= "box">(set: $tf to not $tf)You $action the machine. "No no no, you need to (set: $action to (either: "slap", "whack", "thwack", "wallop", "hit", "strike", "kick", "punch", "grandlslam", "slamdunk", "supplex"))$action the thing" says the bot on the (if: $tf is true)[right](else:)[left]. [[Give the controller a good $action->Smack the machine]] [[Stop this nonsense->input]]

<img src=http://imgur.com/H4rjsrM.png><div id= "box">The balloon is(if: $airship is true)[ still] unoccupied. No one is seems to be attending it. (if: $airship is false)[ [[Jump on board]] ](else:)[ [[Ride it back to the turtle->Garbage Turtle]] ] (if: $foot is false)[ [[Pick up foot]] ](else:)[ [[Leave]]]

<img src= http://imgur.com/uwwnFTH.png><div id= "box">You sleep in. You are not sleeping. More trying to blot out any sense of consciousness by [[thinking about not thinking]]. Which is paradoxical. Is this even your bed? Maybe [[going out->First Houses]] will help?(set: $thinking to "")(set: $think to 1)

<img src= http://imgur.com/uwwnFTH.png><div id= "box">(set: $think to $think + 1)(set: $thinking to (text: $thinking, " All you can think about is thinking about not thinking."))You try [[thinking about not thinking]] harder.(if: $think > 19)[(text-style: "blurrier")[$thinking Must [[wake up->First Houses]]...]](elseif: $think > 5)[(text-style: "blurrier")[ $thinking]](else:)[$thinking]

<img src=http://imgur.com/z5XVkRZ.png><div id= "box">What do you want to say to the Llama? [[Something contemplative]] [[Something crass]] [[Something conspiratorial]]

<img src=http://imgur.com/z5XVkRZ.png><div id= "box">You whisper softly "(either: "Do you feel the wind?", "Have you ever languished in laziness?", "When do you see yourself being a self?", "What does it mean to exist?", "Where do you see yourself five years back in time?")" The Llama does not respond. Do you want to [[try again->Talk to the Llama]] or [[leave->Leave]]?

<img src=http://imgur.com/z5XVkRZ.png><div id= "box">You scream at the top of your mechanical lungs "(either: "Climate change is caused by penguins!", "There are only two types of people it this world: boxes and triangles!", "Eggs do not fall, gravity does!", "Fish drink water to drain our oceans!", "Tables are never flat because of the circumference of the world!")" The Llama does not respond. Do you want to [[try again->Talk to the Llama]] or [[leave->Leave]]?1

<img src=http://imgur.com/z5XVkRZ.png><div id= "box">You whip a fast one at the llama "(either: "Green is a bad color on you!", "Llamas are just oversized furry sponges", "I bet you can only afford the cheapest alfalfa", "Alpacas look down on you.", "Mesoamerica was held back by your kind", "Llamas don't spit. Their saliva is just trying to get out of such a despicable creature")" The Llama does not respond. Do you want to [[try again->Talk to the Llama]] or [[leave->Leave]]?

<img src= http://imgur.com/qfuMGAM.png></div><div id= "box">The turtle is too tall to simply jump off. (if: (history:) contains "Get off this town with legs")[ Just like the Llama. You are starting to hate heights.] Maybe there's a way off [[inside->Enter the turtle]]?

<div id= "content"><img src= "http://imgur.com/jGPN8zt.png"></div><div id= "box">"Why would you need to land on my turtle to get to the ground? Is it really that hard to, you know, climb down?" You forgot about [[climbing]]. "Fine I will open the door, on the condition that you get me turkey dinner.(if: $foot is false)[ But I don't think you'll go very far missing a foot!"] (if: $turkey is true)[ [[Regurgitate the Russian nesting doll turkey]] ] [[Will do.->Garbage Turtle]](set: $turkeyquest to true)

<img src= "http://imgur.com/jGPN8zt.png"></div><div id= "box">"I wasn't. Just resting my eyes." [[Right...]]

<img src=http://i.imgur.com/ykSGnid.png><div id= "box">(if: (history:) contains "Get off this town with legs")[ You rethink jumping onto the airship and instead 'step up' onto it. Looking down from the Llama has made you worried about jumps.](else:)[You hop and skip aboard the airship.] It starts lifting off as soon as you put your foot down and the doors closes on other [[foot]]! You could just [[wait->Garbage Turtle]] until the ship lands to pull it loose.(set: $airship to true)

<img src=http://i.imgur.com/ykSGnid.png><div id= "box">You try to wriggle your foot loose and are a bit too successful! The foot falls off onto the boarding platform. Might as well [[wait->Garbage Turtle]] for the ship to land.(set: $foot to false)

<img src=http://imgur.com/73aHCM2.png><div id= "box">You pick up and reattach foot. Much easier to [[walk->Leave]] now!(set: $foot to true)

<img src= http://imgur.com/qfuMGAM.png></div><div id= "box">You now remember why you forgot climbing. It's because you don't know how to. [[Sigh.->Garbage Turtle]]

<div id= "content"><img src= "http://imgur.com/jGPN8zt.png"></div><div id= "box">"Gross. You expect me to be full from just $size cubic inches of turkey?" "Whatever, the doors [[opened]] in any case, have a blast.<h6>"poncho wearing (if: $foot is false)[one legged ]weirdo.."</h6>

<img src= http://imgur.com/qfuMGAM.png></div><div id= "box">(if: (history:) contains "right")[Solid ground: still going strong.](elseif: (history:) contains "left")[Solid ground: still going strong.](else:)[You leave. Finally on solid ground! Instead of giant animal based ground.] You can go [[right]] or go [[left]]. (if: (history:) contains "right")[ You could [[go back->Garbage Turtle]] up into the turtle](elseif: (history:) contains "left")[ You could [[go back->Garbage Turtle]] up into the turtle](else:)[You are still getting off excited high of finally not being up high](if: (history:) contains "Get off this town with legs")[ and you really hate the idea of anything involving gravity and the whole falling down malarky)](elseif: (history:) contains "Leave the turtle")[ and you really hate the idea of anything involving gravity and the whole falling down malarky)].

<img src= http://imgur.com/bKKhd2s.png></div><div id= "box">You saunter rightward. There is [[farmland->scarecrow]] on one side of the (if: (history:) contains "Fiery Macabre")[road](else:)[ [[road->Begin Wandering!]]] (if: (history:) contains "Masked Wanderer")[The masked thing is gone.](else:)[and an [[odd looking thing->Masked Wanderer]] on the other side.] You could also return to the [[turtle->Garbage Turtle]].

<img src= http://imgur.com/qfuMGAM.png></div><div id= "box">You meander leftwards. The road drops begins to drop off... Into a chasm filled with old [[toasters]], [[power tools]], and metal (if: (history:) contains "parrots")[parrots](else:)[ [[parrots]]]. (if: (history:) contains "parrots")[(if: not ((history:) contains "adopt"))[You now understand why someone really did not need anymore parrots.]](if: (history:) contains "adopt")[You can't understand why someone wouldn't want a parrot.](if: not ((history:) contains "parrots"))[Someone really did not need anymore parrots.] [[Garbage Turtle<-Go back]]</div>

<img src= http://imgur.com/AK9a4ci.png><div id= "box">You adjust the knob to sports. Wow, it's a lot more flashy than you remember. Mostly because all it is is flashes. "Green team is winning" says Tanna. "//Red// team, the team you //contro// is winning" says Natler. [[Try something else->input]]

<img src= http://imgur.com/AK9a4ci.png><div id= "box">You keep flipping switches until your fingers fall off. You reattach them quickly. [[Try something else->input]]

<img src= http://imgur.com/AK9a4ci.png><div id= "box">You turn a dial until it has turned at least 1080°s but the tv continues to produce flickering lights. [[Try something else->input]]

<img src= http://imgur.com/TJCTali.png><div id= "box">You press one of the buttons. Suddenly, everything is clear and coherent and you can now see the show. Which is actually a [[game]]... "HA! Told you so!" says the one on your Tanna.

<img src= http://imgur.com/fUVXEJY.png><div id= "box">...[[show]]... "Teaches you to speak so soon! Game shows are still shows!" says the bot on Natler loudly.

<img src= http://imgur.com/TJCTali.png><div id= "box">...game. "I called it! Now to get back to playing." says the Tanna even louder. Maybe you should [[leave->Leave]] these two to their game-show game... about movie trivia?!? Yep, definitely (if: $bearing is true)[ [[time to go->Leave]]](else:)[[[time to go->First Houses]]].

<img src= http://imgur.com/K9Trh3X.png><div id= "box">They make room for you in the middle and hand you the controller. You start [[fiddling]] with the thing.

<img src= http://imgur.com/AK9a4ci.png><div id= "box">It's [[impossible to tell]] if what you are doing is affecting the flashing lights or if it is just random.

<img src= http://imgur.com/K9Trh3X.png><div id= "box">"It’s your turn, [[input]] an attack and kick the ball into the goal" says the now controllerless bot. "Don't listen to Natler! This is the cooking channel, [[go to sports->input]]!" says the bot sipping from a mug. "Ignore Tanna, just [[fix the framerate->input]], it’s impossible to tell what going on!"

<img src= http://imgur.com/K9Trh3X.png><div id= "box">(set: $adjust to "")[[Adjust a knob]](if: not ((history:) contains "Flip a switch"))[ [[Flip a switch]]](if: not ((history:) contains "Turn a dial"))[ [[Turn a dial]]](if: not ((history:) contains "Press a button"))[ [[Press a button]]] [[Smack the machine]](set: $tf to true)(set: $action to "smack")

<img src= "http://imgur.com/jGPN8zt.png"></div><div id= "box">"Now, what did you want anyways?" (if: not ((history:) contains "Staring at sleeping bots"))[ [[Staring at sleeping bots]] ] [[Need to get to the ground]]

<img src=http://imgur.com/qcPK3Hj.png><div id= "box">"I know what you are. Give up that form. Its not right. You've passed. Expired. (text-style: "shadow")[Died.]" "[[Accept mortality]]. Design not suited to [[exist indefinitely]].”

<img src=http://imgur.com/FiAfBwd.png><div id= "box">"GREAT!" says the mouse bot. "Can you two quiet down, I am trying to cry my feelings into this soup." says the cat bot. "WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT." asks the mouse bot. "It's too hot." The dog bot seems to be still occupied with its meal. (if: $bearing is true)[ [[Leave]]](else:)[ [[Ask them where you are]] [[Leave->First Houses]]]

<img src=http://imgur.com/xRXf2ZX.png><div id= "box">"IT'S BETTER THAN GOOD IT'S THE BEST MOST GOODEST GOOD THING SINCE GOODNESS." says the mouse bot. (if: $bearing is true)[ [[Leave]]](else:)[ [[Ask them where you are]] [[Leave->First Houses]]]

<img src=http://imgur.com/vEro7FE.png><div id= "box">"Pretty much." says the cat bot. "WHAT? I STOPPED LISTENING." says the mouse bot. The dog bot seems to be still occupied with its meal. (if: $bearing is true)[ [[Leave]]](else:)[ [[Ask them where you are]] [[Leave->First Houses]]]

<img src= http://imgur.com/UcuP4gT.png><div id= "box">(if: (history:) contains "game")[You can hear a shouty argument about whether something is a graphic novel or a coloring book. Probably best that you just(if: $bearing is true)[ [[leave->Leave]]](else:)[ [[leave->First Houses]]].](else:)[You feel somewhat (if: $bearing is true)[[[awkward->Leave]]](else:)[[[awkward->First Houses]]] about coming in uninvited... But then remember you woke up in someone else's house so this [[shouldn't be such a big deal->open]]!]

<img src= http://imgur.com/73aHCM2.png><div id= "box">(if: $bearing is false)[You now have a much better sense of where you are. Clipped onto the back of a giant creature. Looks sort of like a Llama?(set: $bearing to true) [[That's odd->Go to the tallest point]]](else:)[Yep, you are still in a town on the back of a giant Llama. [[Still weird->Go to the tallest point]]]

<img src=http://imgur.com/FiAfBwd.png><div id= "box">"Where are you?" asks the feline one to your question. "How would you get here if you didn't know where you were?" "MAYBE HE TOOK THE FLOATY THING" chimes in the mousy one. "You're on the walking city. They have really good cheese." says the doggy dog.(set: $bearing to true) [[Thank you?->Enter diner]]

<img src=http://imgur.com/xRXf2ZX.png><div id= "box">Remember your quest for turkey to go, you [[pack up the metal avian corpse->Enter diner]] into one of the many styrofoam containers you keep on your person at all times. Joking. Styrofoam is way too heavy, ziplocks are the way to go!

<div id= "content"><img src= "http://imgur.com/jGPN8zt.png"></div><div id= "box">"zzzz... Wha?!" "Oh its you. Did you get my dinner?" "zzzzzz" (if: (history:) contains "Pocket the turkey")[ [[Right here!]]](elseif: (history:) contains "Order a metal turkey")[ [[Regurgitate the Russian nesting doll turkey]]](else:)[[[Working on it!->Garbage Turtle]]]

<div id= "content"><img src= "http://imgur.com/jGPN8zt.png"></div><div id= "box">"Looks tasty. The secret to eating one of these is to wait until it starts replicating on the molecular level." "The door is open, can you take out the trash while you're going? Thanks." Half this structure is trash. Just [[keep walking->opened]]

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You [[sprint it->opened]]. No one needs to know...

<img src=http://imgur.com/qcPK3Hj.png><div id= "box">You accep your own morali y. You have rouble with T's. Also with dieing. That stuff's bad for your health! [[Keep exploring->opened]]

<img src=http://imgur.com/qcPK3Hj.png><div id= "box">He's just jealous of this sick poncho your wearing. Might as well keep [[exploring->opened]]!

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<img src=http://i.imgur.com/ykSGnid.png><div id= "box">You reboard the airship, making sure that no foot is left behind! [[Back to Llama land->Go to the balloon dock]]