Kuiper Belt Objects
Four troubles for Orbital Blues

Impulse Control, Shmimpulse Control
No chance comes around twice. Deny yourself nothing.
Answer two at character creation:
- What were you denied as a child?
- Who first taught you to live life large?
- What’s the most that you’ve lost on a whim?
- Which old friend did you take for granted? Would they forgive you?
- When was the last time you overdid it?
Gain 1 BLUES when:
- You ask for more than your fair share.
- You try to turn a situation sexual.
- You say ____ it, and push the red button.
Prophet On Empty
You once talked to God - now the line’s gone dead. People still look to you for answers, though.
Answer two at character creation:
- How did your visions manifest?
- What size is your following, and how do you communicate?
- Who has disbelieved you all along? What do they want?
- What’s the worst harm your pronouncements have caused?
- How certain are you it was ever true?
Gain 1 BLUES when:
- You can’t provide a clear answer.
- Someone puts their trust in your foresight.
- One of your predictions comes true.

Premature Cryo-Waker
Wait, this isn’t utopia! Put me back under!
Answer two at character creation:
- Why were you woken up?
- What were you expecting to be met with upon waking?
- How much did the cryo-treatment cost you?
- What do you miss most about the past?
- What did you dream about on ice?
Gain 1 BLUES when:
- Someone comments on your age.
- You hear a song from before you were frozen.
- You can’t remember something.
Alien Ginsberg
Banned on the ground for obscenity, you've taken your poetry to outer ___ing space.
Answer two at character creation:
- Who reads your ____ing poetry? Who is part of your ____ circle?
- What trauma forms the _____ of your work?
- When were you last thrown out of somewhere? And for what, ____?
- What’s the ____ing title of your seminal collection?
- Who has your work most offended? The _____s.
Gain 1 BLUES when:
- You agree to do something for money, or use corporate ____ language.
- One of your metaphors doesn’t ____.
- You choose to write instead of ____ing act.

An independent production by Thomas Martin.