Tumbling down a Great, Dark Staircase

<<silently>> <<set $visited_buttocks = "no">> <<set $visited_doodackie = "no">> <<set $visited_bloom = "no">> <<set $visited_planet = "no">> <<endsilently>>You have tumbled down a great, dark staircase. Tumbling down a Great, Dark Staircase by Heal Butcher An Entry for Twiny Jam Endless Stair You are at the bottom of a seemingly endless stair. Despite this, you can climb its innumerable steps and visit [[a small mailbox]] standing in an open field, west of a white house.

Eventually, you arrive at your destination... A Small Mailbox You are in a small mailbox. You have been turned into a leaflet. <center>**** Someone opens the mailbox, takes you, reads you, tries to (unsuccessfully) eat you, then tosses you back down the endless stair. ****</center> [[MORE]]

You are a leaflet. You can't do anything now. [[RESTART|Start2]]

Endless Stair You are at the bottom of a seemingly endless stair. Despite this, you can climb its innumerable steps and visit <strike>a small mailbox standing in an open field, west of a white house</strike> [[THE INEFFABLE CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE!|the ineffable corners of the universe]]

Which ineffable corner of the universe would you like to visit? [[1. The Buttocks of Orion]] [[2. The Doodackie Maelstrom]] [[3. The Bloom]] [[4. The Planet of the Great, Dark Staircase]] <<if $visited_buttocks eq "yes" and $visited_doodackie eq "yes" and $visited_bloom eq "yes" and $visited_planet eq "yes">>[[5. A place with no great, dark staircases]]<<endif>>

<<silently>><<set $visited_buttocks = "yes">><<endsilently>>Unfortunately, in the midst of the Buttocks, there is a great, dark staircase. <center>**** You have tumbled down a great, dark staircase. ****</center> [[BACK|the ineffable corners of the universe]]

<<silently>><<set $visited_doodackie = "yes">><<endsilently>>In addition to doodackies, the Maelstrom, unfortunately, has a great, dark staircase. <center>**** You have tumbled down a great, dark staircase. ****</center> [[BACK|the ineffable corners of the universe]]

<<silently>><<set $visited_bloom = "yes">><<endsilently>>As mysterious as this place sounds, the Bloom, unfortunately, has many great, dark staircases. <center>**** You have tumbled down a great, dark staircase. ****</center> [[BACK|the ineffable corners of the universe]]

<<silently>><<set $visited_planet = "yes">><<endsilently>>The weather is nice. <center>**** You have tumbled down a great, dark staircase. ****</center> [[BACK|the ineffable corners of the universe]]

Such a place does not exist. <center>**** You have tumbled down a great, dark staircase. ****</center> <center>THE END</center>