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<div id="satoshiDisclaimer">© Satoshi Computing LLC. 1969-1999</div>(text-style: 'blur')[Hello world.(transition: 'dissolve')[I'm looking down on you. Can you see... can you see me?]]
>>[[yes->canSee]]
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So. You <b>can</b> see me. Excellent.
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You can call me Electrios. I am a daemon of the Paprika OS. I am here to help with your [[induction]].
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]]]](transition: "dissolve")[(text-style: "blur")[But! You... you <b>responded</b>.]<br/>]
(transition: "dissolve")[(text-style: "blur")[So, as such, you <b>must</b> see this if you're able to respond. Say you're sorry and move on.]<br/>]
>>[[sorry->canSee]](text-style: "blur")[Okay. Let us (text-style: "smear")[(text-rotate: 63) [[[begin.->gamestart]]]]](text-style: "blur")[My story ends approximately 17 years, 4 months, and 27 days from now.(click:"ends")[Yes, that is what I said. My story ends then. However, it begins shortly before that. Give or take 15 years, 11 months, 14 days from our conversation today.](click:"from our conversation today")[ My ascent had begun. I was adored, people would bow before me. I promised a great deal of change - a revival of a forgotten idealogy that would bring total victory and happiness. December 7th, 2015. It is when I knew greatness was my destiny.]]
>>[[Destiny?->destiny]]
>>[[Why is this screen so blurry?->blurry]]Yes. Given to me by the god, Tezcatlipoca. He said it was my destiny. [[To do what I did]].
~~[F1: Help]~~
(click: "Tezcatlipoca")[Tezcatlipoca, Aztec god. <em>Wikipedia states "he is associated with a wide range of concepts, including the night sky, the night winds, hurricanes, the north, the earth, obsidian, enmity, discord, rulership, divination, temptation, jaguars, sorcery, beauty, war and strife."</em><br/><b><em>(search result via altatvista url pingback: "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tezcatlipoca").</em></b>]It's not. Please adjust your viewing receptors. [[continuing]]We'll get to that.
[[continuing]](text-style:"blur")[Anyways, the truth is that none of this was said at the time, but a lot of those challenging my right to the position were aligned with a malignant force.]
>> [[continue->hackingAttempt]]
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(click: "a malignant force")[Historians, per the darkweb, cite this as a concept formerly called "transparency".]...
(text-style:"blur")[So yeah. These people, quite rude as they were, tried to hack into the texts of a valuable asset of my enemies.]
<s>[F1: Help]</s>
(click: "texts of a valuable asset of my enemies.")[Further citation is needed but, it is believed this refers to emails of a human in a rival <s>policital party</s> <s>corporation</s> <s>team</s>.]
>> [[Enemies?]]
>> [[Valuable Asset?]]
>> [[What is going on here?]]<h1>Satoshi Computing LLC End User Licensing Agreement</h1>
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<h3>Sad!</h3>(text-style:"blur")[Hard to believe! I know! Truly, though. I had some. They were fools. Sad, really.]
(click: "Sad, really.")[The darkweb, again, reports that this may in-fact be written by someone other than Electrios.]
[[return->hackingAttempt]](text-style:"blur")[Hard to believe! I know! Truly, though. I had some. They were fools. Sad, really.]
(click: "Sad, really.")[The darkweb, again, reports that this may in-fact be written by someone other than Electrios.]
[[return->hackingAttempt]](text-style: "blur")[See for yourself. Propaganda trying to taint Donald's legacy.]
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[[A movie just played... on my computer?]](text-style: "blur")[Yes?]
(click: "Yes?")[(transition: "dissolve")[(text-style: "blur")[Youtube. Google it. But, now, as I was saying. Lies. They frequently began to tell lies about me and my family.]]]
[[I do not follow.]]
<s>[F1: Help]</s>
(click: "Google it.")["Google" is a search engine that emerged in the late 90's / early 2000's before making phones, virtual reality headsets, online music and video streaming services, and a 'real life Pokémon' game.]
(click: "Pokémon")[We are told you can search for information on this 'cultural phenomenon' of a Gameboy game about catching monsters on the Lycos search engine.](set: $sacrifices to "I've made plenty of sacrifices.")
(set: $biz to "I started businesses.")
(text-style: "blur")[What?]
(click: "What?")[(text-style: "blur")[Wha!? H-how can you not follow? People say "he did this", "he did that". But they don't speak to what I haven't done! And you're not giving me fair credit. $sacrifices]]
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(text-style: "blur")[Enough. Let's get real. You don't understand, at least, not yet. You're going to here some stories. I'm going to ask you questions. You're going to answer. If you get too many wrong? [[Bad!->gameBegins]]](text-style: "blur")[Story One. Now, remember this. Because, a lot of people, they say "Oh, ya know, I'll remember it." But - they don't. They get the story wrong.] Sad.
(click: "Sad.")[1970. I was a younger fellow, and my father, who, by the way, is a true hero. He offers housing for people. Somebody complains, and takes advantage. What's their problem?
>> --ONE >> [[They were not paying on time!]]
>> --TWO >> [[A traitor tried to make you look bad.]]
>> THREE >> [[They were being treated unfairly due to race.]]
](text-style: "blur")[You see? A lot of people said that this couldn't have been it but, I kept saying it was. And now people know it's true. [[Next.->wallQuestion]]](set: $errors to $errors + 1)
(text-style: "blur")[Wh-what? [[Next question.->wallQuestion]]](text-style: "blur")[Let's say you have a lot of bad dudes living near you. The only way you can keep yourself safe, and the jobs and economy of your homestead safe, is to erect a wall to separate you from where the bad dudes live. Isn't that the moral thing to do?]
>> --ONE >> [[I - I do not follow.]]
>> --TWO >> [[No. They'll find a way around, while hurting the people who live near them and still suffer without any hope.]]
>> THREE >> [[Seems reasonable.]]
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>> --ONE >> [[A- a -re you out of your fucking mind?]]
>> --TWO >> [[I think you should be rewarded for calling this out, in fact.]]
>> THREE >> [[Sounds fine.]]
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(set: $errors to $errors + 1)(text-style: "blur")[Listen, we have to make things better. We have to make this place great as it once was.[[Next!->bowlinggreen]]](text-style: "blur")[Fantastic. Folks, let me tell you. This man right here is a true American.]
>> --ONE >> [[I'm actually from Kiev.]]
>> --TWO >> [[Uh, I'm a woman.]]
>> THREE >> [[Is this real life anymore? Am I still logging in to Bearshare?]](text-style: "blur")[Good guy, you are. You're a guy right? Women don't use computers?]
>> --ONE >> [[I'm a dude but thats an awful thing to say. What is your name again?]]
>> --TWO >> [[Actually... I'm a woman, and the first programer was a women so kindly fuck off.]]
>> THREE >> [[Is this real life anymore? Am I still trying to login to Napster?]](text-style: "blur")[People ask me all the time, Donald, why don't you just say your name to people in the time between times? And I tell them, look, nobody knows the consequence of doing that better than me. I, (text-style: "blurrier")[Donald Trump], destroyer of worlds, ammmmmmmmm12348974695rawft dvgxcbhm.] (click: "dvgxcbhm")[woighje908392458879tyeoi;gjdsfiughy890790t9guf89fghef08guo2i4juht89n-98\}lkre (click: ?passage)[ Restoring functionality... [[Hello? Can I download my music now?]]]](text-style: "blur")[Don't try to -](text-style:"smear")[Tgh. What!? Who did that. Her? Really - Carly Fiorina just slapped Mike? I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not supposed to say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?]
>> [[Hello? Can I download my music now?]](text-style: "blur")[Napster? What are you talking about? I love Napster, good service. Founder? [[Great guy, good friend of mine->Hello? Can I download my music now?]]].(text-style: "blur")[Where is that? Doesn't matter, [[next.->bowlinggreen]]](text-style: "blur")[Don't care. [[Moving on.->bowlinggreen]]](text-style: "blur")[Bearshare? Never heard of it, [[next question.->bowlinggreen]]](text-style: "blur")[I never said you could download music. [[Next.->bowlinggreen]]](text-style: "blur")[So I said we should ban muslims. It was great, people loved it. Nobody knows love better than me. I wrote the book on it, The Art of the Deal, by the way - fantastic book. I had one of my servants talk to a fake news outlet about this and we mentioned the Bowling Green Massacre. Anyways, what did you think of the tragedy that followed?]
>> --ONE >> [[You cited a fake tragedy?]]
>> --TWO >> [[I just wanna download the new Metallica song.]]
>> THREE >> [[Seems fine to me.]]
<s>F1: HELP</s>
(click: "Bowling Green Massacre.")[An alleged mass shooting that never actually happened. This is 2017, user - when mass shootings become routine, we start to make some up.](set: $errors to $errors + 1)(text-style: "blur")[No, we cited a tragedy we, the American people, prevented by being suspicious of people based solely on relgious grounds.]
(click-replace: "relgious grounds.")[on them not looking like us."]
[[I have think I can only afford to waste on more <s>chance</s>question on you.->lastquestion]](set: $errors to $errors + 1)(text-style: "blur")[Folks, listen. Donald tried telling you that we were losing and that Donald could make you win. And win bigly. Let's make America great again. [[Last question.->lastquestion]]](set: $errors to $errors + 1)(text-style: "blur")[Other people don't believe it. Sad! [[We have one last question.->lastquestion]]]](text-style: "blur")[What, folks, is the biggest problem facing our country?]
>> --ONE >> [[Global climate change.]]
>> --TWO >> [[Besides health care crap, political extremism, nationalism and many decades of "quiet" racism now coming raging back louder than a metal concert?]]
>> THREE >> [[We're losing, duh.]](set: $errors to $errors + 1)(text-style: "blur")[Fake news.]
>> [[So how did I do?->ending]](set: $errors to $errors + 1)(text-style: "blur")[You are a disgrace. I took my skills to save America. To destroy the corrupt political infrastructure and give freedom back to you, the people.]
>> [[So how did I do?->ending]](set: $errors to $errors + 1)(text-style: "blur")[See folks, this is why I'm president. Because you, the people, believe in our mission.]
>> [[So how did I do?->ending]](if: $errors is 0)[When we come for your family we're going to let you stay here. It's going to be great when you come here to visit in 2017. We're going to make. America. Great. Again.]
(if: $errors > 2)[Are you a journalist? The dishonest media seems to be all you listen to. Sad! You just don't know what to do with them! You might be a pretty bad hombre.]
(if: $errors > 0)[Steve, good guy, great friend of mine said I should be worried by some of what you said to me. But, I said - "Steve, look. Nobody is a better judge of character than Donald. This person is fine." But don't go making any more mistakes!]
>> end transmission...
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<h2>Credits</h2>
<ul>
<li>Cian Rice - Writing, Art, Design, Scripting</li>
</ul>
<b>Made as part of the <a href="">ART GAMES Game Jam 2017.</a></b>
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