Walking down the street you see an old and battered [[book]]The book is covered in mud and the the corners are damaged. Maybe you should [[open]] it or you could [[walk on]]Decisions, decisions, decisions. Do you read from the [[beginning]] or open at [[random]]The page is blank. [[Throw]] the book down in disgust or choose a [[random]] pageYou riffle the edges of the pages and sense one wanting to be opened. You open it and see a drawing of a door with the caption [[Portal No. 72]]You leave the book behind you and never returnYou throw the book down into the gutter making it more battered and filthy and continue on your journeyThe drawing looks so real, you think you want to [[touch]] itAs you stroke the image you feel a warmth coursing though you, you know you have two options you can either [[keep stroking it]] or [[recoil in disgust]]You feel the image becoming harder as you stroke it and suddenly find it sucking you in. Your [[adventures]] are only beginningYou feel disgusted by the feeling and hurl the book away from you into the road where it strikes a parked car setting off its [[car alarm]]You worry that the police will be after you for criminal damage and hurry awayThese are grand and exciting. You are truly the boss