Catch Up, Buttercup

(live: 1s)[995 paperclips…] (live: 2s)[996 paperclips…] (live: 3s)[997 paperclips…] (live: 4s)[998 paperclips…] (live: 5s)[999 paperclips…] {(set: $gameover to (count: (history:), "GAME OVER")) (live: 6s)[(if: $gameover is 0)[ (stop:) [[PING!!]] ] (elseif: $gameover is 1) [ (stop:) [[PING!!|PING!! 2]] ] (else: ) [ (stop:) [[PING!!|Let's go 3]] ]] } {(set: $game_over to false) (set: $tasks_done to 0) (set: $productivity to 0)} (set: $timer to false) (set: $print_done to false) (set: $excel_done to false) (set: $calls_done to false) (set: $emails_done to false) (set: $points to 0) (set: $printer_points to 0) (set: $xlcs_opened to false) (set: $peaches to false) (set: $healthpain to false) (set: $times_game_over to 0)

You, Buttercup, a self-determined sloth, jolt up from your accidental nap, startled by the sudden noise from your desktop. <img src="images/Ping.gif"/> "Ah!!" You say, bumping your knees to the bottom of your cubicle, making a huge commotion in the silent workroom. (Live: 2s) [ [[next|intro]]]

Four (4) New Emails! |links>[{ (link: "I AM A DOG FROM A FARAWAY LAND AND I NEED YOU TO HELP ME SAVE MY FAMILY’S FORTUNE")[ (replace: ?links)[I AM A DOG FROM A FARAWAY LAND AND I NEED YOU TO HELP ME SAVE MY FAMILY’S FORTUNE] (show: ?reply1) ] (link: "BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE CATNIP! LIMITED QUANTITY LEFT!!!")[ (replace: ?links)[BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE CATNIP! LIMITED QUANTITY LEFT!!!] (show: ?reply2) ] (link: "VETS HATE HIM! LEARN ABOUT THE HAMSTER WHO…")[ (replace: ?links)[VETS HATE HIM! LEARN ABOUT THE HAMSTER WHO…] (show: ?reply3) ] (link: "URGENT!")[ (replace: ?links)[URGENT!] (show: ?reply4) ] }] { |reply1)[ Oh! I know him! He is from the famous Barkmizov Samoyed family from Russia who was recently robbed of his family's priceless jewel-encrusted dog tags. The jewels were made of 24-carat sapp...wait. Focus, Buttercup! [[Back|check]] ] |reply2)[ Why am I getting these? I'm not even a cat. [[Back|check]] ] |reply3)[ I'm pretty sure if I click on this, my work computer will get a virus. Better leave this for the home laptop! [[Back|check]] ] |reply4)[ Dear Buttercup, I look forward to our meeting at 4p.m. today. If this goes well, we can perhaps discuss that promotion we talked about earlier this month. Don’t let me [[down]]. Bossman. ] }

The big meeting! You check the time. 3:55 p.m! Oh, why did you nap so long! There is so much you have to complete before then! You crack your fingers (paws?) and decide to make your self become the best candidate for that promotion. Scratch that: You make yourself become the candidate for that promotion AND Employee of the Month! [[Let's go!]]

{(set: $time_min to 5) (set: $time_sec to 0) (set: $time_millisec to 7) (set: $timer to true) (set: $counter to 0) (track: "background", 'loop', true) (track: "background", 'play')} [Okay... so you've got five minutes to do all your tasks. Which task do you do first?] <img src="images/Central_Hub.gif"/> (Live: 1.5s)[Ok, you could go [[print these documents]]. That's an easy task that doesn't require any thinking.] (Live: 1.5s)[Or you could [[reply to emails]]! Those don't sound too hard.] (Live: 1.5s)[You totally forgot that you need to make the [[excel spreadsheet]] before the meeting!!] (Live: 1.5s)[And you also need to [[make some calls]] too.] (live: 120s)[Hey Buttercup? Are you going to get any work done? Or are you just going to sit there and do nothing?] (live: 140s)[Hello? Buttercup? You've got stuff to do! Get to it! Stop just sitting there!] (live: 160s)[BUTTERCUP! YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING! YOU CAN'T JUST SIT THERE! YOU'RE GOING TO GET FIRED!] (live: 170s)[IF YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING ON THE COUNT OF TEN, I'M GOING TO CALL MR. BOSSMAN! ARE YOU READY?!] (live: 180s)[ONE] (live: 181.5s)[TWO] (live: 183s)[THREE] (live: 184.5s)[FOUR] (live: 186s)[FIVE] (live: 187.5s)[SIX] (live: 189s)[SEVEN] (live: 192s)[EIGHT] (live: 195s)[NINE] (live: 197.5s)[NINE AND A HALF...] (live: 200s)[(go-to: "Unproductive")]

Oh no! You lost all the data points! What do you do? <img src="images/Excel_-_open_excel.gif"/> [[Steal your coworker's data|data points]] [[Steal another company's data|data points]] [[Make up random numbers|data points]]

<img src="images/EMAIL_-_open_email.gif"/> (Live: 3s) [INBOX: you have (1) [[NEW MESSAGE]]] (if: $email_efficiency is true) [(set: $desk to true)] (else:) [(set: $desk to false)] (if: $email_efficiency is true) [(set: $first_drawer to true)] (else:) [(set: $first_drawer to false)] (set: $glasses_on to false) (set: $email_opened to false) (set: $notes_typed to false) (set: $recipient_address to false) (set: $subject to false)

(set: $haskey to "no") <img src="images/printer.gif" width="256" height="256"/> There's a long line at the printer. What do you do? {(if: $print_efficiency is true) [ Go [[cut the line|cut the line 2]]](else:) [ Go [[cut the line]].] [[Leave the line|Central Hub]], since it'll clearly take too long.}

Alright, time to finally talk to the people at PossumCo Business Solutions. [[Start call]]

(track: "positive", 'play')(set: $productivity to it +5) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +5")[] ]]] "Excuse me, Buttercup, what are you doing?" You can tell it's the voice of Samuel the Sheep. (Live: 2s)["Do you know how long I've been waiting in this line? and do you know how busy I am? Please follow the rules and go to the back of the line. I'm filing a complaint about you to Bossman."] (Live: 6s)[You turn around, the line is now three times as long. What do you do?] (Live: 7s)[ [[Insist]] on cutting the line] (Live: 7s)[ [[Plead]] your co-worker not to file that complaint] (Live: 7s)[Go to the [[back of the line|print these documents]]]

You are waiting in line. No matter the length of the line, it shouldn't take that long to print some documents right? (live: 2s)[...] (live: 4s)[Yea... Right... It will be fine...] (live: 6s)[...] (live: 9s)[...] (live: 13s)[Hm. Haven't really moved that much...] (live: 18s)[...] (live: 23s)[...] (live: 26s)[Impatiently, you look ahead and see that your SLOTH coworkers are at the machine! No wonder the line hasn't moved!] (live: 27s)[Oh no, you are starting to freak out.] (live: 28s)[Your paws start to sweat.] (live: 29s)[Your heart starts beating rapidly. Is this a heart attack?] (live: 30s)[Your mouth starts getting dry and your throat feels like it is closing up.] (live: 31s)[What's happening? Oh god, oh god, you won't get any work done at this rate oh god, oh god.] (live: 32s)[Maybe...you should [[do something else|try something else?]]? Times a-wasting!] (live: 40s)[You have been in this line forever. You are seriously thinking of just puttting this off for tomorrow and getting some other work done.] (live: 41s)[You start to turn to leave the line when you hear your name being call (live: 42s)["Buttercup!"] (live: 43s)[You turn and look and it is Bossman! "Oh! H-hello, Bossman, sir. What can I do for you?"] (live: 45s)["Nothing. nothing. I just caught you in line for the print jobs and wanted to compliment you on your work ethic. You are perhaps one of my favorite MVPs-"] (live: 48s)[(Most Valued Petployees, your mind supplies).] (live: 49s)["-and that's why you will make it far in this company. See you at the meeting soon. Keep it up, Buttercup!"] (live: 50s)[Bossman claps you on the shoulder and walks back to his office. It hurts but you barely feel it with the rush of the compliment making you feel out of this world. Bossman complimented you! You ARE a favorite MVP! Oh, boy!] (live: 57s)[You suddenly remember the documents and turn back to the printers. Miraculously, your sloth coworkers have finished and are slowly inching back to their desks. You rush to the [[printer]].]

(if: (history:) contains "Begin") [(css: "color: #282828;") [(css: "font-size: 150%;") [CATCH UP BUTTERCUP]]] {(if: $timer is true)[(live: .1s)[ (if: ($time_min <= 0) and ($time_sec <= 0))[(set: $game_over to true)(goto: "GAME OVER")] (elseif: ($time_sec <= 0) and ($time_millisec <= 0))[(css: "color: red;")[ (set: $time_millisec to 7) (set: $time_sec to 59) (set: $time_min to it -1) $time_min:$time_sec]] (elseif: $time_millisec <= 0)[ (set: $time_millisec to 7) (set: $time_sec to it -1) (if: $time_sec < 10)[(css: "color: red;")[$time_min:0$time_sec]](else:)[(css: "color: red;")[$time_min:$time_sec]]] (else:)[ (set: $time_millisec to it -1) (if: $time_sec < 10)[(css: "color: red;")[$time_min:0$time_sec]](else:)[(css: "color: red;")[$time_min:$time_sec]]]]]} (if: $productivity <= -200)[(go-to: "Unproductive")] (if: $productivity is it +5) [<script> audio.src="mixkit-winning-a-coin-video-game-2069.wav"/ </script>] (if: $timer is true)[(if: $game_over is false)[(css: "font-size: 85%;")[ Tasks Done: $tasks_done/4 Productivity: $productivity]]]

"Yes, I'm looking to place an extra large order of paw-safe thumbtacks?" (Live: 5s) [ [[Hello??]]]

(track: "positive", 'play')(set: $productivity to it +5) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +5")[] ]]] "I don't care how long you have been waiting. I don't have time to waste waiting in line and arguing with you over it. I have places to be. So, please, if you so kindly would let me print that would be great." (live: 6s)[Samuel and the rest of the office stares at you in anger while you do your printing. You press the button to start the machine, but you already feel the bad impression you just brought upon yourself settle over you like a heavy weight.] (live: 10s)[Begin [[printing?|printer]]]

{(set: $points to it +1) (set: $points_modulo to ($points/2) % 1) (set: $act_points to $points/2 - $points_modulo) You've copied $act_points/966 data points} {(if: $act_points is 966)[(go-to: "copy all points")](elseif: $points_modulo is 0)[ [[Paste|copy]]](else:)[ [[Copy|copy]]]} {(if: $act_points >10)[This is taking so long... should you [[try something else|try something else?]] and come back to this later?]} {(If: $act_points>50)[This is so tedious... wait, you can just [[copy all points]] at once!]}

(track: "positive", 'play')(set: $productivity to it +5) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +5")[] ]]] You've copied 966 points. (if: ($excel_efficiency is true) and ($peaches is false))["[[Hey Buttercup?]]"] (else:)[(Live: 1s) [Congrats! Now you just need to make some [[tables and graphs]] so you can present them to bossman.]] (set: $excel_select_data to false) (set: $excel_select_graph to false) (set: $excel_select_table to false) (set: $tables_done to false) (set: $save_state to false) (set: $xlcs_opened to false) (set: $graph_done to false) (set: $share_excel to false) (if: $excel_efficiency is true) [(set: $note_read to true)] (else:)[(set: $note_read to false)]

(if: $xlcs_opened is false)[Alright, let's make some tables! You've got this! <img src="images/Excel_-_excel_opened.gif" width="597" height="448" /> (live: 2s)[Alright, to make a table, you need to... uh...] (set: $xlcs_opened to true) (live: 4s)[ [[Click File]] [[Click Insert]] [[Select...]] [[Change Font]]]] (else:)[ [[Click File]] (if: $share_excel is false)[ [[Click Insert]] [[Select...]]] [[Change Font]]] (if: $note_read is true)[ [[Read Note|excel note]]] (else:)[(live: 15s)[Oh wait! You forgot about this [[note|excel note]] Mr. Bossman gave you! This will tell you what to do!]]

Your body may be sore. You might've tried hard. Maybe you even gave it your all. But you didn't get enough done! You tried so hard, yet got nowhere! Maybe push yourself a bit further next time... <img src="images/GAMEOVER.gif"/> (Live: 3s) [(css: "font-size: 150%;") [YOU COMPLETED $tasks_done TASKS]] (Live: 3s) [(css: "font-size: 150%;") [YOUR EARNED $productivity PRODUCTIVITY POINTS]] (Live: 5s) [You were so close! If only you were a little more productive... You will surely finish the tasks next time!] {(Live: 6s) [(if: $excel_efficiency is true)[] (elseif: $excel_done is true) [Even though bossman is disappointed in your low productivity, he did approve of the excel tables and graphs you made. You've unlocked (link: "excel efficiency")[(set: $excel_efficiency to true)[excel efficiency]]!]]} {(Live: 6s) [(if: $email_efficiency is true)[] (elseif: $emails_done is true) [Even though bossman is disappointed in your low productivity, he did approve of the email you sent. You've unlocked (link: "email efficiency")[(set: $email_efficiency to true)[email productivity]]!]]} {(Live: 6s) [(if: $print_efficiency is true)[] (elseif: $print_done is true) [Even though bossman is disappointed in your low productivity, he did approve of your printing productivity. You've unlocked (link: "print efficiency")[(set: $print_efficiency to true)[print fast pass]]!]]} {(Live: 6s) [(if: $call_efficiency is true)[] (elseif: $calls_done is true) [Even though bossman is disappointed in your low productivity, he did approve of the efficiency with which you ordered those thumbstacks. You've unlocked (link: "call efficiency")[(set: $call_efficiency to true)[call express]]!]]} (Live: 6s) [ [[RESTART|Never Pause]]] (set: $game_over to false) (set: $timer to false) (set: $times_game_over to it + 1) (set: $points to 0) (set: $printer_points to 0) (set: $xlcs_opened to false) (set: $peaches to false) (set: $healthpain to false)

What do I want to do next? <img src="images/Central_Hub.gif"/> (if: $print_done is false) [[[Print these documents|print these documents]].] (if: $excel_done is false)[Start the [[excel spreadsheet]].] (if: $emails_done is false) [Go to your desk to [[reply to emails]]. ] (if: $calls_done is false) [Go [[make some calls]].] (if: $print_done is true and $excel_done is true and $emails_done is true and $calls_done is true) [Congrats you finished all the tasks! Oh wait, Bossman left you a [[note]]] (live: 120s)[Hey Buttercup? Are you going to get any work done? Or are you just going to sit there and do nothing?] (live: 140s)[Hello? Buttercup? You've got stuff to do! Get to it! Stop just sitting there!] (live: 160s)[BUTTERCUP! YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING! YOU CAN'T JUST SIT THERE! YOU'RE GOING TO GET FIRED!] (live: 170s)[IF YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING ON THE COUNT OF TEN, I'M GOING TO CALL MR. BOSSMAN! ARE YOU READY?!] (live: 180s)[ONE] (live: 181.5s)[TWO] (live: 183s)[THREE] (live: 184.5s)[FOUR] (live: 186s)[FIVE] (live: 187.5s)[SIX] (live: 189s)[SEVEN] (live: 192s)[EIGHT] (live: 195s)[NINE] (live: 197.5s)[NINE AND A HALF...] (live: 200s)[(go-to: "Unproductive")]

"Please, don't write Bossman. I have been doing so well and I am about to get a promotion and I really, really, really cannot let Bossman hear anything bad about me." (live: 4s) [Samuel looks at you with pity and let you get to the printer. They turn away, but you think you hear Samuel say under his breath, "brown noser."] (live: 6s)[You already know that the coworker will speak ill of you. You physically feel your office reputation dropping. Putting your worries to the back of your mind, you step up to the [[printer]] and get to work.]

(track: "negative", 'play')(set: $productivity to it -10) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -10(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -10")[] ]]] You are immensly stressed. You can feel the migraine forming behind your eyes and the unforgiving shake of your paws. (live: 3s)[(go-to: "Central Hub")]

(live: 1s)[Loading](live: 2s)[.](live: 3s)[.](live: 4s)[.] {(live: 6s) [(if: ($print_efficiency is true) and ($peaches is false)) [ "[[Hey Buttercup?|Hey Butercup? print]]"] (else:)[(go-to: "loading 2")]]}

(track: "negative", 'play')(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]] Agh! Accidentally pressed Copy by mistake...I am going to have to go through the loading screen all over again... (live: 4s) [ [[back|printer]]]

(track: "negative", 'play')(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]] Agh! Accidentally pressed Scan by mistake...I am going to have to go through the loading screen all over again... (live: 4s) [[[back|printer]]]

(track: "negative", 'play')(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]] Agh! Accidentally pressed Fax by mistake...I am going to have to go through the loading screen all over again... (live: 4s) [[[back|printer]]]

(track: "positive", 'play')(set: $productivity to it +5) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +5")[] ]]] How many documents would you like to print? (live: 2s)[(Okay, I have 48 documents to print...This will take a while...)] (live: 4s)[Start to [[print a document]]] (Live: 4s)[(if: $print_efficiency is true) [PRINT EXPRESS: [[print all 48 documents at once]]]]

You've printed $printer_points document(s) [[Would you like to print again?|print a document]] (If: $printer_points>48)[Woah, got a little overboard there but...] (live: 1s)[(If: $printer_points>47)[Finally done printing! [[Pick up the documents]] and walk back to desk]] <img src="images/start_print.gif" width="256" height="256"/>

One (1) document selected! [[Print?|Select # of documents]] (If: $printer_points>12)[This is so much work...I hate this...] (set: $printer_points to it +1) <img src="images/start_print.gif" width="256" height="256"/>

Buttercup, please send me the post-meeting summary from this morning's meeting. - bossman (live: 3s)[(go-to: "where")] (set: $glasses_on to 0)

[[open the drawer]] (set: $first_drawer to true)

Your desk is too messy. There's no way you could find the notes from the meeting like this. <img src="images/EMAIL_-_Desk.gif" width="597" height="448"/> [[Clean up desk]] [[Do another task and come back to the emails later|try something else?]] (set: $mug_state to false) (set: $pen_state to false) (set: $chips_state to false) (set: $paper_state to false) (set: $greasy_hands to false)

(if: $glasses_on is true) [(track: "positive", 'play')(set: $productivity to it +5) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +5")[] ]]]] <img src="images/EMAIL_-_Clear_Notebook.gif"/> (if: $glasses_on is true) [(if: ($email_efficiency is true) and ($healthpain is false))[There! Found it. Now, to [[draft the email|draft the email 2]]] (else:)[There! Found it. Now, to [[draft the email]].]] (else:) [You can't see what's written on here. You need to put on your glasses first... [[go back|where]]] (set: $email_opened to false) (set: $notes3 to false)

Where did you put your notes from this morning's meeting? (Live: 1s)[Look on your (if: $desk_clean is true)[ [[desk|Clean up desk]]](else:)[ [[desk]]]] {(Live: 1s)[(if: $email_efficiency is true) [Check the [[first drawer]]] (else:) [(if: $desk_clean is true)[Check the [[first drawer]]]]]} {(live: 1s)[(if: $first_drawer is true and $desk is true)[Check the [[notebook]] that you are accidentally sitting on]]} (if: $glasses_on is 0)[(set: $glasses_on to false)]

Hm...sounds like they are having fun... (live:1s)[Maybe I will eavesdrop...] (live:3s)[For just a second...] (Live: 5s) ["Hi, this is PossumCo Business Solutions Thumbtack Solutions LLC.] (live: 7s)[(AH!)] (live: 8s)[How may we be of service?"] (live: 9s) [(FINALLY!) "Yes, I'd like to place an extra-large order of paw-safe thumbtacks?"] (live: 11s) ["Mmmhmm...of course...yes...yes that works fine, I'll forward the invoice to your inbox shortly. Thank you for calling!" (set: $productivity to it +5)] (live: 13s) [Finally got that done! That took so much longer than I expected. Can I finish the rest of my [[tasks|Central Hub]]?(set: $calls_done to true)(set: $tasks_done to it +1)]

(track: "positive", 'play')(set: $productivity to it +5) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +5")[] ]]] (Live: 3s) ["Hi, this is PossumCo Business Solutions Thumbtack Solutions LLC. How may we be of service?"] (live: 5s) [(FINALLY!) "Yes, I'd like to place an extra-large order of paw-safe thumbtacks?"] (live: 7s) ["Mmmhmm...of course...yes...yes that works fine, I'll forward the invoice to your inbox shortly. Thank you for calling!" (set: $productivity to it +5)(set: $tasks_done to it +1)(set: $calls_done to true) ] (live: 9s) [Finally got that done! That took so much longer than I expected. Can I finish the rest of my [[tasks|Central Hub]]?]

What do you do? <img src="images/EMAIL_-_Desk.gif" width="597" height="448"/> (if: $mug_state is true) [(if: $pen_state is true) [(if: $chips_state is true) [(if: $paper_state is true)[(Live: 1s)[Wow! Your desk is spotless! Now you can [[look]] for your meeting notes!(set: $desk_clean to true)]]]]] (if: $greasy_hands is true)[ [[wash your paws]]] (if: $mug_state is false) [pick up [[mug]]] (if: $pen_state is false) [pick up [[pens]]] (if: $chips_state is false) [pick up [[opened bag of chips]]] (if: $paper_state is false)[ (if: $mug_state is true and $pen_state is true and $chips_state is true) [pick up [[crumbled sheets of paper]]]]

Okay the file is saved! (if: $tables_done is false)[(live: 1.5s)[Wait, you want to add a table. But you guess it's good that the file is saved...]] (if: $share_excel is true)[(set: $save_state to 3)] (elseif: $graph_done is true)[(set: $save_state to 2)] (elseif: $tables_done is true)[(set: $save_state to 1)] (else:)[(set: $save_state to 0)] (live: 4s)[(go-to: "tables and graphs")]

Alright, guess you should insert(if: ($excel_select_data is false) and ($excel_select_table is false) and ($excel_select_graph is false))[(live: 1s)[... Wait why isn't it working? Maybe you need to [[select something first|tables and graphs]]!] (live: 3s)[(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]]] ](else:)[ something now. (live: 1.5s)[ [[Insert Graph]] [[Insert Image]] [[Insert Map]] [[Insert Table]] ]]

(if: $excel_select_data is true)[(set: $excel_select_data to false)Don't think you needed that data to be selected. Maybe you should [[try something else|tables and graphs]]?](else:)[(set: $excel_select_data to true)(set: $excel_select_table to false)(set: $excel_select_graph to false)(set: $productivity to it +5) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +5")[] ]]] Alright, all the data you pasted into the spreadsheet is selected! (live: 1.5s)[Now you can [[insert a table or a graph|tables and graphs]]!]]

(track: "negative", 'play')(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]] Hmmmm... What should you change the font to? (live: 1.5s)[ [[Arial]] [[Impact]] [[Times New Roman]] [[Wingdings]]] (live: 4s)[ Wait you don't need to change the font! It's perfectly fine [[as is|tables and graphs]]!]

(track: "negative", 'play')(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]] (live: .5s)["Kind of dull. But I guess it'll do."] (live: 3s)[ Now it's time to insert that [[table|tables and graphs]]!]

(track: "negative", 'play')(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]] (live: .5s)[What is this spreadsheet, a mid-2000s meme?] (live: 3s)[If you could just go ahead and [[change it to something else|Change Font]], that'd be great.] (live: 7s)[Eh screw it... it's legible, let's [[just role with it.|tables and graphs]]]

(track: "negative", 'play')(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]] (live: .5s)[It looks professional but Bossman once said that Times New Roman is the ugliest font on earth.] (live: 3s)[Now you're going to have to [[change it to something else|Change Font]]...]

(track: "negative", 'play')(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]] (live: .5s)[This is unreadable! Why on earth did you choose to change it to Wingdings!] (live: 3s)[Now you're going to have to [[change it to something else|Change Font]]...]

(track: "negative", 'play')(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]] Hahaha! It's a human balancing on a unicycle! Silly human! (live: 1.5s)[Wait, You're getting distracted. You wanted to open a table and graph, not an image!] (live: 3s)[Let's delete this really quickly...] (live: 4.5s)[Alright! Let's [[get back to business!|tables and graphs]]] (set: $excel_select_data to false)(set: $excel_select_table to false)(set: $excel_select_graph to false)

(track: "negative", 'play')(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]] Wow! You can see your house in here! (live: 1.5s)[Wait, You're getting distracted. You wanted to open a table and graph, not a map!] (live: 3s)[Let's delete this really quickly...] (live: 4.5s)[Alright! Let's [[get back to business!|tables and graphs]]] (set: $excel_select_data to false)(set: $excel_select_table to false)(set: $excel_select_graph to false)

Got it! (if: $graph_done is true)[(set: $graph_done to false)(track: "negative", 'play')(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]] Oh, whoops. Inserting the table deleted the graph. Guess you [[have to do that|tables and graphs]] again...](else:)[Now you can [[insert the graph|tables and graphs]] you wanted to get in!] (set: $tables_done to true) (set: $excel_select_data to false)(set: $excel_select_table to false)(set: $excel_select_graph to false)

Got it! (if: $tables_done is true and $excel_select_table is true)[(set: $share_excel to true)Nice! You're done making the spreadsheet! Now you can go [[share it with the bossman|tables and graphs]]!](elseif: $tables_done is true)[(live: 2s)[ Or wait... Nothing's happening. Maybe you need to [[select something else|tables and graphs]]?]](else:)[Now you can [[insert the table|tables and graphs]] you wanted to get in!(set: $graph_done to true)] (set: $excel_select_data to false)(set: $excel_select_table to false)(set: $excel_select_graph to false)

[[Select Data]] (if: $graph_done is true)[ [[Select Graph]]] (if: $tables_done is true)[ [[Select Table]]]

(if: $excel_select_graph is false)[(set: $excel_select_data to false)(set: $excel_select_table to false)(set: $excel_select_graph to true) Okay, you've selected the graph!] (else:)[(set: $excel_select_graph to false) Okay, you've unselected the graph!] (live: 1.5s)[But you still need to [[do something else...|tables and graphs]]]

(if: $excel_select_table is false)[(set: $excel_select_data to false)(set: $excel_select_table to true)(set: $excel_select_graph to false) Okay,you've selected the table!] (else:)[(set: $excel_select_table to false) Okay, you've unselected the table!] (live: 1.5s)[But you still need to [[do something else...|tables and graphs]]]

You have a lot of different options here. (live: 1.5s)[What exactly did you want to do? [[Close File]] [[Share File]] [[Print File]] [[Save File]]]

(track: "negative", 'play')(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]] Sh*t! You closed the file! You hope you didn't lose too much progress... (set: $excel_select_data to false)(set: $excel_select_table to false)(set: $excel_select_graph to false) (live: 3s)[Should you continue to [[work on the spreadsheet|Loading Spreadsheet]] or [[move on to something else|Central Hub]]]

(if: $save_state is false)[(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]]] (if: $save_state is false)[You haven't saved anything yet.(live: 1s)[ You need to save your file before you can share it, so you need to [[do something else|tables and graphs]].]](elseif: $save_state is 3)[(track: "positive", 'play')(set: $productivity to it +20) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +20(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +20")[] ]]] Finally! You're done! Now you can finally move on to do [[other tasks|Central Hub]] (set: $excel_done to true)(set:$tasks_done to it +1)](else:)[You just emailed what you have so far to the bossman! (live: 1)[...] (live: 2s)[Oh, a response already?] (live: 3s)[...] (live: 4s)["This isn't finished. I don't want to see half-completed garbage. Get back to work!" -Mr. Bossman] (live: 6s)[Should've seen that coming...] (live: 7.5s)[(go-to: "tables and graphs")]]

(track: "negative", 'play')(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]] Oops! Didn't mean to do that. You've probably messed up the printing queue, your coworkers won't be happy about that... (live: 3s)[(go-to: "tables and graphs")]

(if: $save_state is false)[(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]]] Alright, let's give this another go... (set: $share_excel to false) (if: $save_state is false)[(live: 1.5s)[Oh boy, we're [[back to square one|excel spreadsheet]]...]](else:)[(live: 1.5s)[At least you remembered to save the data points.] (if: $save_state is 1)[(live: 3s)[Oh, you saved the table too! That's a relief.(set: $tables_done to true)]](elseif: $save_state is 2)[(live: 3s)[Oh, you saved the graph too! That's a relief.(set: $graph_done to true)]](elseif: $save_state is 3)[(set: $share_excel to true)(live: 3s)[Thank goodness! you saved both the graph and the table.]]] (live: 4s)[ Enough daydreaming, [[let's get cracking!|tables and graphs]]]

1. SELECT DATA 2. INSERT TABLE 3. SELECT TABLE 4. INSERT GRAPH 5. SAVE FILE 6. SHARE FILE [[GO BACK TO WORK!|tables and graphs]] (set: $note_read to true)

(if: $call_efficiency is true) [(set: $productivity to it +5) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +5")[] ]]]] <img src="images/phone.gif" width="250" height="227"/> Ring ring (Live: 1s)[. ] (Live: 2s)[.] (Live: 3s)[ [[.|RR2]]]

Finally! (Live: 2s)["Hi, please [[hold]] for the next available representative."]

<img src="images/hold_music.gif" width="597" height="233"/> Ring ring (Live: 1s) [.] (Live: 2s) [.] (Live: 3s) [.] (Live: 3s) [(Ugh, Snarly XCX as hold music? I hate her...)] (Live: 6s)[Despite everything, it still rings...] (Live: 10s)[ [[Hello!]] ] (Live: 13s)[(go-to: "Hello!")]

(Live: 3s) ["We appreciate your patience. Please continue to hold."] (Live: 4s) [(if: $call_efficiency is true)[ [[NO!|RR3]] ] (else:)[ [[NO!]]]]

<img src="images/hold_music.gif" width="597" height="233"/> (Live: 1s) [.] (Live: 2s) [.] (Live: 3s) [.] (Live: 5s)[Wait...] (Live: 6s) [this song is actually catchy..."Meow, meow, b*tches know they can't catch me"...] (Live: 9s)[Maybe you should [[try something else?]]] (Live: 12s)[SUDDENLY, in an extremely tired voice, you hear, "Hi, this is PossumCo Business Solutions. How may we be of service?"] (Live: 13s)[ [[Yes]]!! You got this...] (Live: 16s)[The voice continues. "Hello? Is anyone there?] (Live: 19s)["I know we're possums, but you don't have to act dead on the phone.] (Live: 22s)["Well, if you're not going to answer me, I'll just hang up.] (Live: 25s)["Have a good day! Watch out for those pesky snakes..."] (Live: 28s)[(go-to: "Premature Call Ending")]

<img src="images/hold_music.gif" width="597" height="233"/> Ring ring (Live: 1s) [.] (Live: 2s) [.] (Live: 3s) [ [[.|RR3]]]

<img src="images/hold_music.gif" width="597" height="233"/> Ring ring (Live: 1s)[.] (Live: 2s)[.] (Live: 3s)[(if: ($call_efficiency is false) or ($healthpain is true))[ [[.|RR4]]](else:)[. Suddenly. You feel an immense, gnawing pain in your stomach.] (if: ($call_efficiency is true) and ($healthpain is false))[ (Live: 5s) [The pain is so sharp that it feels like it could penetrate your body.] (Live: 8s) [Sh*t...](Live: 9s)[...](Live: 10s)[...] (Live: 15s) [(go-to: "pain in stomach call")]]]

<img src="images/hold_music.gif" width="597" height="233"/> Ring ring (Live: 1s)[.] (Live: 2s)[.] (Live: 3s)[.] (Live: 4s)[There are some hyenas [[laughing in the cubicle over]] while I'm stuck here on this stupid call...] (Live: 6s) [Man..[[.|RR5]] ]

<img src="images/hold_music.gif" width="597" height="233"/> Ring ring (Live: 1s)[.] (Live: 2s)[.] (Live: 3s)[.] (Live: 4s)[.] (Live: 5s) [.] (Live: 6s) [.] (Live: 7s) [.] (Live: 8s) [.] (Live: 4s)[The ringing holds less and less meaning as time goes on...] (Live: 6s)[The universe seems at once utterly simple and endlessly complex to you...] (Live: 10s)[You find a hint of tranquil acceptance of this state of "being on hold..."] (Live: 13s)[You're nearly dozing off...] (live: 17s)[zzz...] (live: 20s) [if you don't [[get a hold of yourself]] you might...fall asleep...] (live: 23s)[...] (live: 24s)[zzz...] (live: 25s)[zzz...] (live: 26s)[...] (live: 27s)[ZZZ...] (live: 28s)[ZZZ...] (live: 30s)[(go-to: "Premature Call Ending")]

(Live: 3s) ["You've got the wrong department,"] (Live: 4s) [the Possum says, passively.] (Live: 7s) ["I'll transfer you to the right one. Please [[hold|hold2]]."]

(if: $greasy_hands is true) [(set: $productivity to it -10) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -10(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -10")[] ]]]] (if: $greasy_hands is true)[Your hands are greasy from the chips. Better go [[wash them first|Clean up desk]]] (else:)[ Ew there's left over milk in your mug. It stinks. Wash it in the [[restroom]] then put it away [[Put it away]] and clean up later]

(if: $greasy_hands is true) [(track: "negative", 'play')(set: $productivity to it -10) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -10(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -10")[] ]]]] <img src="images/Email_-_Messy_Pens.gif"/> (if: $greasy_hands is true)[Your hands are greasy from the chips. Better go [[wash them first|Clean up desk]]] (else:)[ The pens are not all in the right direction! Time is running out but I must rearrange them [[pick up a pen|arrange]]]

[[Eat]] some chips [[Throw|throw]] it out. <img src="images/EMAIL_-_Opened_Bag_Of_Chips.gif"/>

(if: $greasy_hands is true) [(set: $productivity to it -10) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -10(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -10")[] ]]]] <img src="images/EMAILS_-_crumbled_paper.gif"/> {(if: $greasy_hands is true)[Your hands are greasy from the chips. Better go [[wash them first|Clean up desk]]]} {(else:)[Oh boy, you need to flatten out each piece of paper in order to check if your notes are in there! [[Pick up|Flatten]] paper]}

(track: "positive", 'play')(set: $productivity to it +5) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +5")[] ]]] <img src="images/EMAIL_-_Bathroom.jpg" width="597" height="448"/> Now your mug is nice and clean! But time is ticking... [[clean up|Clean up desk]] next item (Set: $mug_state to true)

Your coworker, Rupert the Bloodhound, comes sniffing over. (Live: 2s) ["It smells like rotten milk around here."] (Live: 3s)[ [[apologize|restroom]] and go wash mug [[act]] like you don't know anything]

(track: "negative", 'play')(set: $productivity to it -10) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -10(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -10")[] ]]] "Wait, I think the smell is coming from Buttercup's drawer." (Live: 2s) [Dang. Should've known you could never hide something from a dog. ] (Live: 4s) ["Oooh Buttercup, you better clean up that mug so we can all breathe again."] (Live: 6s) [It's literally only you who can smell it,] (Live: 7s) [you think to yourself.] (Live: 9s) ["Plus, I'm sure you wouldn't want Bossman to smell it. Isn't that right Buttercup" ] (Live: 10s)[ Rupert chuckles to himself.] (Live: 12s) [Rupert's right. You better go [[wash that cup|restroom]].]

"Buttercup," a hissing sound begins to drown out the sound of your chewing. (Live: 3s) [You look up,] (Live: 4s) [it's [[BOSSMAN]]!!!]

(track: "negative", 'play')(set: $productivity to it -10) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -10(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -10")[] ]]] Bossman's slitted snake eyes pierce through your soul. He doesn't even have to mention the bag of chips for you to know that something's wrong. (Live: 3s) ["Did you get my email about the post-meeting summary?"] (Live: 5s) [Right, the summary!] (Live: 6s) [Yes! I'm just about to email the summary to you! You [[throw]] out the bag of chips.]

(track: "positive", 'play')(set: $productivity to it +5) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +5")[] ]]] <img src="images/EMAIL_-_Chips_thrown_in_trash.gif"/> That's one less item on your desk! [[Clean up another item on your desk|Clean up desk]] (set: $greasy_hands to true) (set: $chips_state to true)

{(set: $papers to it +1) (set: $papers_modulo to ($papers/2) % 1) (set: $act_papers to $papers/2 - $papers_modulo) You've flattened $act_papers/43 pieces of paper} {(if: $act_papers is 43)[Ok! Now I can [[look through|Clean up desk]] them. My notes must be in here.(set: $paper_state to true) <img src="images/EMAILS_-_neat_paper.gif"/> ](elseif: $papers_modulo is 0)[ [[pick up another piece of paper|Flatten]]](else:)[ [[flatten paper|Flatten]]] }

(if: $greasy_hands is true) [(track: "negative", 'play')(set: $productivity to it -10) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -10(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -10")[] ]]]] {(if: $greasy_hands is true)[Your hands are greasy from the chips. Better go [[wash them first|Clean up desk]]] (elseif: $glasses_on is true)[(Live: 1s)[.] (Live: 2s) [.] (Live: 3s) [.](Live: 5s) [You don't find your meeting notes anywhere. Where could they be? They must be somewhere right? [[Look elsewhere|where]] (set: $desk to true)]] (else:)[(Live: 1s)[.] (Live: 2s) [.] (Live: 3s) [.] (Live: 5s) [You can't see what's written on here.] (Live: 7s) [ Oh wait, you don't have your [[glasses|where]] on...]]}

[[Press send]] [[Open email]] [[Type...]] (if: (history:) contains "Open email")[(set: $email_opened to true)] (if: ($subject is true) and ($recipient_address is true) and ($notes_typed is true))[(set: $notes3 to true)]

{(live: 1s)[ (if: ($time_min <= 0) and ($time_sec <= 0))[(set: $game_over to true)(goto: "GAME OVER")] (elseif: $time_sec <= 0)[(css: "color: red;")[ (set: $time_sec to 59) (set: $time_min to it -1) $time_min:$time_sec]] (else:)[ (set: $time_sec to it -1) (if: $time_sec < 10)[(css: "color: red;")[$time_min:0$time_sec]](else:)[(css: "color: red;")[$time_min:$time_sec]]]]}

(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]] You turn around, (live: 1s)[it's Peaches!] (live: 3s) [But she's crying.] {(live: 7s) [(if: $excel_help is true)["Hey Peaches, [[what's wrong|what's wrong 2]]?"] (elseif: $print_conflict is true) ["Hey Peaches, [[what's wrong|what's wrong 2]]?"] (else:) ["Hey Peaches, [[what's wrong]]?]]} (set: $peaches to true)

(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]] "I just talked to Bossman. They said that my work is being turned in too slow and the quality sucks. They said that if don't increase my productivity and the quality of my work, then I will not receive a pay check this month." (live: 6s) [(go-to: "I'm sorry")]

(track: "positive", 'play')(set: $productivity to it +10) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +10(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +10")[] ]]] Some sacrifices have to be made to get some good! (Live: 2s) [Even though you made her even more sad, at least you won't be behind on your tasks!] (Live: 5s) [She looks at you with teary eyes. With a hiccuping sob, she turns from you and rushes to the bathroom. The sound of the door slamming sounds final.] (Live: 9s) [Maybe I should've paused to help her... (live: 2s) [(replace: "Maybe I should've paused to help her...")[(css: "text-decoration: line-through")[(css: "color: red")[Maybe I should've paused to help her...]]] (live: 3s) [(replace: "Maybe I should've paused to help her...")[]]]] (Live: 17s) [(go-to: "tables and graphs")] (set: $excel_help to true)

Peaches seems like she's in desperate need of help. You really don't like seeing your friend so sad like this. "Hey, Peaches," you say. Don't worry. I'll help you and we'll get through this together. (live: 10s)[(replace: "Don't worry. I'll help you and we'll get through this together.")[(css: "text-decoration: line-through")[(css: "color: red")[Don't worry. I'll help you and we'll get through this together.]]]] (Live: 13s) [But you are really under a time crunch, and you only have so little time left to finish your tasks!] (Live: 14s) [So you [[tell her you can't help her and return to your tasks.|Ignore her]]]

{(track: "background", 'loop', true) (track: "background", 'play')(track: "positive", 'play') (set: $productivity to it +10) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +10(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +10")[] ]]]} (Live: 9s) [Maybe I should've paused to help her... (live: 2s) [(replace: "Maybe I should've paused to help her...")[(css: "text-decoration: line-through")[Maybe I should've paused to help her...]] (live: 4s) [(replace: "Maybe I should've paused to help her...")[]]]] (Live: 13s) [Ugh you wasted so much time due to that! You turn back to your [[computer screen|tables and graphs]].] (set: $excel_help to true)

(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]] "Bossman just fired me." (Live: 2s) [WHAT???] (Live: 5s) [DID I MISS SOMETHING???] (Live: 8s) ["Someone told Bossman that I've been in touch with our rival company and telling them inside information about our company!] (Live: 9s) [But you know that I would never do that!"] (Live: 12s) [Yes. You've known Peaches for almost 5 years now. She would never do that.] (Live: 16s) [ [[SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG]].]

{(track: "end", 'loop', false) (track: "end", 'playwhenpossible') (if: $productivity > -90)[(set: $productivity to it -100) [(css: "color: #FB02A4;")[PRODUCTIVITY -100(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -100")[] ]]]] (set: $timer to false)} (Live: 2s) [Even though you lost your job, you will not lose a friend as well. Friends, especially really good ones who have been with you through thick and thin, are rare in this world and you would never give Peaches up for the world. ] (Live: 10s) [You turn off your monitor and scoot over in your cubicle giving her space to sit and talk to you about what happened.] (Live: 14s) [Together, you will get through this.] (Live: 18s) [Together, you are unstoppable.] (Live: 24s) [(go-to: "excel & print end")]

You might've tried hard. Maybe you even gave it your all. But you didn't get enough done! (Live: 3s) [But now you're free! You've won! Congratulations! Have a good life! <img src="images/Ending_dance.gif"/> ] (Live: 10s) [(go-to: "tysm")]

CATCH UP, BUTTERCUP <img src="images/CU_Buttercup_Sloth.png" width="597" height="417"/> [[Begin|Nap]] (set: $email_efficiency to false) (set: $excel_efficiency to false) (set: $print_efficiency to false) (set: $call_efficiency to false)

Grab: [[Candy]] {(if: $glasses_on is false)[ [[Glasses]]]} [[Rubber Bands]] [[Look elsewhere|where]] <img src="images/EMAIL_-_Open_First_Drawer.gif"/>

(track: "negative", 'play')(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]] I love candy! Especially leave and twig flavored candy! (live: 1.5s)[But that's not my notes...](live: 3s)[ oops.] (live: 4.5s)[I need to [[put it back|open the drawer]].]

(if: $call_efficiency is true) [(track: "positive", 'play')(set: $productivity to it +5) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +5")[] ]]]] Oh I forgot to put on my glasses! Maybe they will help me find my notes faster. [[put them on|open the drawer]] (set: $glasses_on to true)

(track: "negative", 'play')(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]] These rubber bands are fun to play with! I like stretching them out between my long claws! (live: 1.5s)[...](live: 3s)[ hehehe...] (live: 4.5s)[I guess I should get [[back to searching|open the drawer]]...]

(track: "positive", 'play')(set: $productivity to it +5) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +5")[] ]]] <img src="images/EMAIL_-_Bathroom.jpg" width="597" height="448"/> Now your paws are nice and clean! But time is ticking... [[clean up|Clean up desk]] next item (set: $greasy_hands to false) (Set: $chips_state to true)

{(set: $pens to it +1) (set: $pens_modulo to ($pens/2) % 1) (set: $act_pens to $pens/2 - $pens_modulo) You've arranged $act_pens/25 pens} {(if: $act_pens is 25)[Done! [[Put them in the pen holder]]](elseif: $pens_modulo is 0)[ [[pick up another pen|arrange]]](else:)[ [[arrange pen|arrange]]]}

(track: "positive", 'play')(set: $productivity to it +5) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +5")[] ]]] <img src="images/EMAILS_-_clean_pens.gif"/> Ok finally. That took a while. Better get back to [[cleaning your desk|Clean up desk]] so you can find your notes! (set: $pen_state to true)

{(if: $notes3 is true) [(track: "positive", 'play')(set: $productivity to it +20) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +20(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +20")[] ]]]] (if: $notes3 is false) [(track: "negative", 'play')(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: #FB02A4;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]]]} {(if: $notes3 is false)[What are you doing, Buttercup? Do you not remember how to write an email? There is a subject line, an email address, and the email itself. Let's make sure we have all of that before we send this. [[Go back|draft the email]]] (if: $notes3 is true)[(set: $emails_done to true) [(set: $tasks_done to it +1)[Yay! You finally completed this task! Onto the next project. (live: 5s)[(go-to: "Central Hub")]]]]}

{(set: $email_opened to true) Ok! Now I just need to type the notes. (Live: 5s) [(go-to: "draft the email")]} <img src="images/EMAIL_-_open_email.gif"/>

(Live: 1s) [.] (Live: 2s) [.] (Live: 3s) [.] (Live: 6s) [.] (Live: 7s) [.] (Live: 8s) [.] (Live: 10s) [You've finished typing the meeting summary! [[Almost done with this task|draft the email]]...] (set: $notes_typed to true) (set: $notes1 to true)

[[bossman@gmail.com]]

[[enter]]

You've entered Bossman's email address! But now you need to [[do something else|draft the email]] (set: $recipient_address to true) (set: $notes2 to true) (set: $notes2 to false)

[["Meeting Summary - Nov 22nd"|meeting]]

Now you've added a subject title! Finally you can [[send it out|draft the email]] to Bossman! (set: $subject to true)

(live: 1s)[Loading](live: 2s)[.](live: 3s)[.](live: 4s)[.] (live: 6s) [(go-to: "loading 3")]

(live: 1s)[Loading](live: 2s)[.](live: 3s)[.](live: 4s)[.] (live: 7s)[(go-to: "printer loaded")]

(live: 1s)[Hello! Welcome to your Canine Printer.] (live: 4s)[What would you like to accomplish today?] {(live: 7s)[(if: $print_efficiency is true) [(live: .6s)[(either: "[[Copy]]","[[Scan]]","[[Fax]]","[[Print]]")]](else:)[(live: .3s)[(either: "[[Copy]]","[[Scan]]","[[Fax]]","[[Print]]")]]] }

{(track: "positive", 'play')(set: $tasks_done to it +1)(set: $print_done to true)(set: $productivity to it +5) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +5")[] ]]]} <img src="images/EMAILS_-_neat_paper.gif"/> That's one more task done! Great job! You are one speedy sloth! (live: 1s) [But... you still have other unfinished tasks! [[Start another task|Central Hub]]]

Hello Buttercup, here's a list of extra tasks I want you to complete before our meeting. Cheers, Bossman. (Live: 5s) [ [[Get started!]]]

Alright, what's in store? [[Complete diversity training]]

I guess this is fine, pretty straight forward... <img src="images/note_-_presentation.gif"/> {(set: $tasks_done to it +1) [[Test a product]]}

They can't do this themselves? What are they so busy with anyways... <img src="images/Coffee_for_exeutives.gif" height="480" width="480"/> [[Test a software]] (set: $tasks_done to it +1)

This isn't part of my job description... <img src="images/test_product.gif" width="480" height="360"/> {(set: $tasks_done to it +1) [[DO MORE TASKS]]}

This'll probably take a while... <img src="images/test_product.gif" width="480" height="360"/> {(set: $tasks_done to it +1) [[Mandatory sexual misconduct training]]}

I was slacking when it came to completing this, wasn't I? <img src="images/training.gif"/> {(set: $tasks_done to it +1) [[Prepare a presentation]]}

... <img src="images/do_research.gif"/> {(set: $tasks_done to it +1) [[Make an appointment]]}

What even is this... Why am I doing this... <img src="images/privacy_training.gif" width="480" height="480"/> {(set: $tasks_done to it +1) [[Buy coffee for higher executives]]}

Another meeting the clients? They'll never be happy... <img src="images/schedule_an_appointment.gif"/> {(set: $tasks_done to it +1) [[Privacy training]]}

How have I been allowed to work here without having completed this? <img src="images/training.gif"/> {(set: $tasks_done to it +1) [[Do some research]]}

Suddenly. You feel an immense, gnawing pain in your stomach. (Live: 4s) [The pain is so sharp that it feels like it could penetrate your body.] (Live: 8s) [Sh*t...](Live: 9s)[...](Live: 10s)[...] (Live: 20s) [(go-to: "pain in stomach")]

{(track: 'background', 'stop') (set: $healthpain to true) Okay you feel a little better now. (if: ($call_pain is true) or ($email_pain is true)) [But you know that this is not the long term solution. Is work and productivity really more valuable than your own life?]} {(if: ($call_pain is true) or ($email_pain is true)) [(Live: 2s) [I WILL PAUSE MY WORK TO CHECK UP ON MY HEALTH (Live: 2s) [(replace: "I WILL PAUSE MY WORK TO CHECK UP ON MY HEALTH") [(css: "text-decoration: line-through")[(css: "color: red;")[I WILL PAUSE MY WORK TO CHECK UP ON MY HEALTH]]] (Live: 2s) [(replace: "I WILL PAUSE MY WORK TO CHECK UP ON MY HEALTH")[]]]]]} (live: 6s) [That was nothing. It was just another one of your periodic stomach aches. You get them quite often, but thankfully they only last for a short while. Better get back to your tasks!] {(live: 9s)[(if: ($call_pain is true) or ($email_pain is true))[ [[Ignore the pain|Ignore the pain 2]] and get back to work] (else:)[ [[Ignore the pain]] and get back to work]]} (if: ($call_pain is true) or ($email_pain is true))[(Live: 12s) [It's almost time to meet Bossman and you still haven't finished your tasks!] (Live: 14s) [You [[get back to work|Ignore the pain 2]]] (Live: 20s) [Time is ticking! You could be doing something productive right now!] (Live: 25s) [ [[GET BACK TO WORK|Ignore the pain 2]]] (Live: 30s) [STOP DOING NOTHING! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EVER PAUSE!!] (Live: 35s) [(css: "font-size: 120%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK NOW|Ignore the pain 2]]]] (Live: 40s) [IF YOU DON'T WORK, YOUR PRODUCTIVITY IS ZERO. IF YOU DON'T HAVE PRODUCTIVITY, YOU ARE USELESS. IF YOU'RE USELESS, YOU ARE WORTHLESS AND INCOMPETENT. NOBODY WILL WANT YOU.] (Live: 40s) [(css: "font-size: 160%") [ [[GET BACK TO WORK|Ignore the pain 2]]]] (Live: 45s) [IF YOU DON'T GET BACK TO WORK NOW, YOU WILL GET FIRED.] (Live: 50s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|Ignore the pain 2]]]] (Live: 55s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|Ignore the pain 2]]]] (Live: 60s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|Ignore the pain 2]]]] (Live: 61s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|Ignore the pain 2]]]] (Live: 62s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|Ignore the pain 2]]]] (Live: 63s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|Ignore the pain 2]]]] (Live: 64s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|Ignore the pain 2]]]] (Live: 70s) [ [[I don't want to be uncomfortable and in pain. I want to take care of myself, but I am unable to at my current job.|take care of self]]]]

{(track: "background", 'loop', true) (track: "background", 'play')(track: "positive", 'play') (set: $productivity to it +1) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +1(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +1")[] ]]]} Maybe I should've paused... (live: 3s) [(replace: "Maybe I should've paused...")[(css: "text-decoration: line-through")[(css: "color: red")[Maybe I should've paused...]]]] (Live: 7s) [Ugh, Sloth up, Buttercup! Pain ain't gonna stop you any time soon! You turn back to your computer screen and [[open your email|draft the email]].] (set: $email_pain to true)

{(track: "background", 'loop', true) (track: "background", 'play')(track: "positive", 'play') (set: $productivity to it +1) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +1(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +1")[] ]]]} (Live: 1s) [Maybe I should've paused... (live: 2s) [(replace: "Maybe I should've paused...")[(css: "text-decoration: line-through")[(css: "color: red")[Maybe I should've paused...]]] (live: 3s) [(replace: "Maybe I should've paused...")[]]]] (Live: 7s) [Ugh, Sloth up, Buttercup! Pain ain't gonna stop you any time soon! You turn back to your computer screen and [[open your email|back to work]].]

{(track: 'background', 'stop')} Suddenly, your stomach ache worsens and causes a pain that you've never felt before. (live: 2s)[The pain is unbearable. Your stomach cramps up and a cold sweat beads on your forehead.] (live: 6s)[You start feeling lightheaded. You start to panic. You stand up and your knees almost buckle but you hold onto the desk and stable yourself.] (live: 10s)[Once you feel somewhat steady, you quickly run to the bathroom.] (live: 15s)[You slam the door open and barge into a stall. Your knees crack against the floor and you know they will bruise later, but that is a later worry when you begin to [[vomit uncontrollably]].]

You watch the vomit come out of you while the pain slowly overtakes you... (Live: 6s)[(go-to: "wake up")]

You find yourself waking up on a hospital bed. After you passed out, you were sent to the hospital and had to get emergency appendectomy. An elephant nurse looms over your bed, quietly taking notes. (Live: 6s) [You remember about your tasks and tells the nurse you need to get back to them.] (Live: 8s)[They tell you that you need to rest and recover](Live: 10s)[, and plus,] (Live: 11s) [you were fired anyway for leaving work without a 2-week notice.] (Live: 13s) [ [[NOOOOOOOO!!!!!|Game Over 2]]]

Your appendix may have ruptured, and along with it your work ethic. You may have felt bad, but did you feel as bad as our profit margins look? I didn't think so! Maybe push yourself a bit further next time... {(if: $excel_efficiency is true)[] (elseif: $excel_done is true) [Even though bossman is disappointed in your low productivity, he did approve of the excel tables and graphs you made. You've unlocked (link: "excel efficiency")[(set: $excel_efficiency to true)[excel efficiency]]!]} {(if: $email_efficiency is true)[] (elseif: $emails_done is true) [Even though bossman is disappointed in your low productivity, he did approve of the email you sent. You've unlocked (link: "email efficiency")[(set: $email_efficiency to true)[email efficiency]]!]} {(if: $print_efficiency is true)[] (elseif: $print_done is true) [Even though bossman is disappointed in your low productivity, he did approve of your printing productivity. You've unlocked (link: "print efficiency")[(set: $print_efficiency to true)[print efficiency]]!]} {(if: $call_efficiency is true)[] (elseif: $calls_done is true) [Even though bossman is disappointed in your low productivity, he did approve of the efficiency with which you ordered those thumbstacks. You've unlocked (link: "call efficiency")[(set: $call_efficiency to true)[call efficiency]]!]} [[RESTART|Never Pause]] (set: $game_over to false) (set: $timer to false) (set: $times_game_over to it + 1) (set: $points to 0) (set: $printer_points to 0) (set: $xlcs_opened to false) (set: $peaches to false) (set: $healthpain to false)

{(set: $timer to false)} Even though you don't have any chance of getting that promotion now that you are fired, you decide to book a doctor's appointment to see what's up with these frequent stomachaches. (Live: 10s) [The phone rings and rings but a lovely nurse picks up. You tell her your symptoms and she schedules an appointment with the head gastroenterologist.] (Live: 14s) [She wishes you a goodbye and you both hang up. Although hospitals are scary, you are grateful you took the time to focus on yourself and your health.] (Live: 18s) [It is important to remember that you are just a sloth sometimes. You are not a robot, and this might not be the life you are meant to live.] (Live: 24s) [(go-to: "email & call end")]

People in the office are having a fight [[Ignore]] and go back to printing

(set: $productivity to it +1) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +1(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +1")[] ]]] Ugh you wasted so much time due to that! You turn back to the printer and [continue printing|loading 2]]. (Live: 2s) [Hmm... Maybe you should've waited... but whatever] (set: $print_conflict to true)

People in the office are having a fight. (Live: 2s) [You look closer, and realize that your dear friend who is an herbivore is being bullied by a big burly carnivore.] (Live: 4s) [The words that the carnivore are shouting aloud are super hurtful and give you goosebumps even when they are not targetted at you.] (Live: 7s) [You start to feel extremely angry at the dude, and feel an impulse to go and defend your friend.] (Live: 11s) [But you've only got so little time left before you have to meet your boss!] (Live: 13s) [And you haven't finished your tasks!] (Live: 16s) [[[Ignore the fight and continue printing|Ignore]]] (Live: 26s) [It's been 10 seconds! Aren't you going to get back to your task?] (Live: 26s) [ [[Get back to work|Ignore]]] (Live: 36s) [Come on Buttercup! You know you are not someone to give up easily.] (Live: 36s) [ [[Get back to work|Ignore]]] (Live: 46s) [STOP DOING NOTHING! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EVER PAUSE!!] (Live: 46s) [ [[Get back to work|Ignore]]] (Live: 56s) [IF YOU DON'T WORK, YOUR PRODUCTIVITY IS ZERO. IF YOU DON'T HAVE PRODUCTIVITY, YOU ARE USELESS. IF YOU'RE USELESS, YOU ARE WORTHLESS AND INCOMPETENT. NOBODY WILL WANT YOU.] (Live: 56s) [ [[Get back to work NOW|Ignore]]] (Live: 66s) [Bossman is coming! If you don't get back to work NOW, you might get fired.] (Live: 66s) [ [[GET BACK TO WORK NOW|Ignore]]] (Live: 69s) [ [[GET BACK TO WORK NOW|Ignore]]] (Live: 71s) [ [[GET BACK TO WORK NOW|Ignore]]] (Live: 72s) [ [[GET BACK TO WORK NOW|Ignore]]] (Live: 73s) [ [[GET BACK TO WORK NOW|Ignore]]] (Live: 74s) [ [[GET BACK TO WORK NOW|Ignore]]] (Live: 75s) [ [[GET BACK TO WORK NOW|Ignore]]] (Live: 80s) [You got fired. Are you really giving up? You don't got any grit in you.] (Live: 83s) [[[My friend over there is being discriminated. I need to go defend my friend, but the game is not giving me the option.|print ending]]]

(if: $productivity > -90)[(set: $productivity to it -100) [(css: "color: #FB02A4;")[PRODUCTIVITY -100(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -100")[] ]]]] (set: $timer to false) You are already fired so you have nothing to lose. (Live: 2s) ["Hey!" You shout, stepping away from the printer.] (Live: 4s) [Everyone turns towards you. Your nerves start to fray, but you get a hold of yourself. You have to do this. This is the right thing to do.] (Live: 6s) ["When I was a kid, I thought the world was this perfect place, where everyone got along and anyone could be anything.](Live: 10s)[ Turns out, real life is a little bit more complicated than that. Real life is messy.](Live: 14s)[ We all have limitations, we all make mistakes, which means — hey, glass half full! — we all have a lot in common.](Live: 18s)[ And the more we try to understand one another, the more exceptional each of us will be. But we have to try.](Live: 22s)[ So no matter what type of animal you are; from the biggest of carnivores, to the smallest of herbivores, I implore you — let's just work together here.](Live: 26s)[ We are all equals at this job. We all do the same tasks: printing, scanning, calling, signing, you name it.](Live: 30s)[ Let's stop fighting and just get along so we can get stuff done."] (Live: 34s) [Everyone stares at you. They are in awe from your speech...] (Live: 37s)[Which you didn't just rip off from Humantopia...](Live: 40s)[No one needs to know since it seemed to work! They have stopped fighting and everyone seems grateful.] (Live: 43s)[Your coworker nods at you gratefully, a teary yet relieved smile on their face.] (Live: 48s) [(go-to: "end print")]

It's a call from your mom. (Live: 3s) [Mom rarely calls you. You wonder what's up.] {(if: $call_mom is true)[(Live: 6s)[As you pick up your phone, you see that you have [[9 unread messages.]]]] (else:)[(Live: 6s)[But if you take the call, you will have to be on hold again]](Live: 8s)[(You make a mental note to call mom back once you finish your tasks, and [[ignore the call]]]}

(set: $productivity to it +1) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +1(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +1")[] ]]] Ugh you wasted so much time due to mom's incoming call! You missed your turn on the line and now have to [wait on hold|RR4]] again. (Live: 2s) [Hmm... Maybe you should've waited... but whatever] (set: $call_mom to true)

(set: $productivity to it -1) [(css: "color: #FB02A4;")[PRODUCTIVITY -1(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -1")[] ]]] 9 UNREAD MESSAGES FROM: "MOM" (Live: 3s) ["BUTTERCUP"] (Live: 5s) ["PLEASE CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU SEE THIS"] (Live: 7s) ["THERE'S AN EMERGENCY"] (Live: 10s) ["YOUR SISTER JUST GOT INTO A CAR CRASH"] (Live: 13s) ["SHE'S IN THE ER RIGHT NOW"] (Live: 16s) ["AND I DON'T KNOW IF SHE WILL BE OK"] (Live: 19s) ["I JUST..."] (Live: 21s) ["JUST PLEASE CALL ME BACK"] (Live: 25s) ["WE REALLY NEED YOU"] (Live: 30s) [You look up from your phone. And it feels like your whole world is upside down. Your head feels dizzy. You stand up and prepare to [[crawl to the hospital]].]

(Live: 2s) [... but you just remembered that you have not finished your tasks.] (Live: 6s)[And there's only a few minutes left before your meeting with Bossman.] (Live: 10s) [So you decide to [[ignore your mom's messages|ignore the call]] and deal with it after your meeting.] (Live: 22s) [It's been 10 seconds! Aren't you going to get back to your task?] (Live: 22s) [ [[Get back to work|ignore the call]]] (Live: 32s) [Come on Buttercup! You know you are not someone to give up easily.] (Live: 32s) [ [[Get back to work|ignore the call]]] (Live: 42s) [STOP DOING NOTHING! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EVER PAUSE!!] (Live: 42s) [ [[Get back to work|ignore the call]]] (Live: 52s) [IF YOU DON'T WORK, YOUR PRODUCTIVITY IS ZERO. IF YOU DON'T HAVE PRODUCTIVITY, YOU ARE USELESS. IF YOU'RE USELESS, YOU ARE WORTHLESS AND INCOMPETENT. NOBODY WILL WANT YOU.] (Live: 52s) [ [[Get back to work NOW|ignore the call]]] (Live: 62s) [Bossman is coming! If you don't get back to work NOW, you might get fired.] (Live: 62s) [ [[GET BACK TO WORK NOW|ignore the call]]] (Live: 65s) [ [[GET BACK TO WORK NOW|ignore the call]]] (Live: 67s) [ [[GET BACK TO WORK NOW|ignore the call]]] (Live: 68s) [ [[GET BACK TO WORK NOW|ignore the call]]] (Live: 69s) [ [[GET BACK TO WORK NOW|ignore the call]]] (Live: 70s) [ [[GET BACK TO WORK NOW|ignore the call]]] (Live: 71s) [ [[GET BACK TO WORK NOW|ignore the call]]] (Live: 76s) [You got fired. Are you really giving up? You don't got any grit in you.] (Live: 82s)[[[My family and my sister need me. And I care about them deeply. But the game is not giving me the option to do so|call ending]].]

(if: $productivity > -90)[(set: $productivity to it -100) [(css: "color: #FB02A4;")[PRODUCTIVITY -100(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -100")[] ]]]] (set: $timer to false) You run to the hospital. This is perhaps the fastest you have EVER been in your life. (Live: 2s) ["Mom!" You call as you burst through the hospital turnstile.] (Live: 4s) ["Mom! MOM! Where are you?!"] (Live: 6s) ["Buttercup! Oh, Buttercup!"] (Live: 10s)[Your mom rushes from the plastic seats to you and envelops you in an sloth-crushing hug. You feel safe and okay in her arms.] (Live: 14s)["You just missed it! The doctor came out moments before you got here and said that your sister is going to be okay! Just a few broken bones and a concussion, but she will make it! It is going to be okay!"] (Live: 20s) [Relief rushes through you and weep with joy. The stress of the day along with the stress of hearing about your sister's accidents finally bubbled over.] (Live: 24s)[You hug on tight to your mother, both of you sobbing, but feeling oh-so relieved. It is going to be okay.] (Live: 28s)[It will all be okay.] (Live: 32s) [(go-to: "end call")]

(set: $productivity to it -100) [(css: "color: #FB02A4;")[PRODUCTIVITY -100(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -100")[] ]]] (set: $timer to false) You arrive back at the office to pack up all your things. It sucks but at least your sister is okay and that's all that matters now and just waiting for your loss. (Live: 10s) [You look out the window.] (Live: 12s) ["Wow, I didn't know that our office actually has a really nice view of the skyline," you realize. How could something so beautiful be a mere two feet away from you?] (Live: 18s)[You continue staring, just watching the trees sway in the wind, ](Live: 20s)[the clouds cover the tall buildings, ](Live: 22s)[the birds flying in formation....] (Live: 26s) [It's snowing!] (Live: 30s) [At this instant, you are truly immersed in the present, in the frozen flakes slowly drifting and piling onto your windowsill.] (Live: 33s) [This is the most at peace you have felt in years...] (Live: 37s)[Maybe there is more to life than just work, you think with a smile.] (Live: 39s)[:)] (Live: 44s) [(go-to: "win")]

{(track: "end", 'loop', false) (track: "end", 'playwhenpossible')} Well, Peaches left and you have a plan in the making on how to find out who did this to her...(Live: 5s)[ You heave a gentle sigh and settle back into your chair.](Live: 10s)[ You never realized how comfy your chair actually is until this very moment...] (Live: 15s) [You look out the window.] (Live: 17s) ["Wow, I didn't know that our office actually has a really nice view of the skyline," you realize. How could something so beautiful be a mere two feet away from you?] (Live: 23s)[You continue staring, just watching the trees sway in the wind, ](Live: 25s)[the clouds cover the tall buildings, ](Live: 27s)[the birds flying in formation....] (Live: 30s) [It's snowing!] (Live: 34s) [At this instant, you are truly immersed in the present, in the frozen flakes slowly drifting and piling onto your windowsill.] (Live: 37s) [This is the most at peace you have felt in years...] (Live: 41s) [It is important to remember that you are just a sloth sometimes. You are not a robot, and this might not be the life you are meant to live.] (Live: 47s)[Maybe there is more to life than just work, you think with a smile.] (Live: 48s)[:)] (Live: 53s) [(go-to: "win")]

{(track: "end", 'loop', false) (track: "end", 'playwhenpossible')(if: $productivity > -90)[(set: $productivity to it -100) [(css: "color: #FB02A4;")[PRODUCTIVITY -100(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -100")[] ]]]]} (set: $timer to false) Well... you put the receiver back and suddenly, there feels like there was a weight taken off of your chest. (Live: 5s)[You heave a gentle sigh and settle back into your chair.](Live: 10s)[ You never realized how comfy your chair actually is until this very moment...] (Live: 10s) [You look out the window.] (Live: 12s) ["Wow, I didn't know that our office actually has a really nice view of the skyline," you realize. How could something so beautiful be a mere two feet away from you?] (Live: 18s)[You continue staring, just watching the trees sway in the wind, ](Live: 20s)[the clouds cover the tall buildings, ](Live: 22s)[the birds flying in formation....] (Live: 26s) [It's snowing!] (Live: 30s) [At this instant, you are truly immersed in the present, in the frozen flakes slowly drifting and piling onto your windowsill.] (Live: 33s) [This is the most at peace you have felt in years...] (Live: 37s)[Maybe there is more to life than just work, you think with a smile.] (Live: 39s)[:)] (Live: 44s) [(go-to: "win")]

(set: $timer to false) Well...impromptu speeches and saving the day done... all you can do is just sit here and do nothing and wait for your loss. (Live: 10s) [You look out the window.] (Live: 12s) ["Wow, I didn't know that our office actually has a really nice view of the skyline," you realize. How could something so beautiful be a mere two feet away from you?] (Live: 18s)[You continue staring, just watching the trees sway in the wind, ](Live: 20s)[the clouds cover the tall buildings, ](Live: 22s)[the birds flying in formation....] (Live: 26s) [It's snowing!] (Live: 30s) [At this instant, you are truly immersed in the present, in the frozen flakes slowly drifting and piling onto your windowsill.] (Live: 33s) [This is the most at peace you have felt in years...] (Live: 37s)[Maybe there is more to life than just work, you think with a smile.] (Live: 39s)[:)] (Live: 44s) [(go-to: "win")]

Thank you so much for playing our game! Hope you enjoyed! (live:5s)[Thank you especially to Patrick Jagoda and Ashlyn Sparrow. We wouldn't have done this without their help and support. Thank you for an amazing class and amazing quarter <3] (live: 10s)[Lots of love, Josh, Cait, Lilith, & Max] (live: 10s)[<img src="images/Thank_you.jpg" width="597" height="417"/>] (Live: 15s)[[[Play again?|Begin]]]

{(Live: 1.5s) [(if: $gameover is 1) ["THE KEY TO SUCCESS IS TO NEVER PAUSE" - BOSSMAN, 2001] (elseif: $gameover is 2) [(css: "font-size: 120%") ["THE KEY TO SUCCESS IS TO NEVER PAUSE" - BOSSMAN, 2001]] (else:) [(css: "font-size: 140%") ["THE KEY TO SUCCESS IS TO NEVER PAUSE" - BOSSMAN, 2001]]]} (Live: 5s) [(go-to: "Nap")]

(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]] Oh no! They hung up on me! Why did I have to zone out like that? (live: 3s)[Should I try to [[call again|make some calls]] or [[move on to something else|Central Hub]]?]

(if: $email_opened is false) [(track: "negative", 'play')(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]]] {(if: $gameover is 0) [(if: $email_opened is true)[ [[type out notes]] ] (if: $notes_typed is true)[ [[recipient's address]] ] (if: $recipient_address is true)[ [[subject]] ] (if: $email_opened is false)[ I need to [[open my email|draft the email]] first before I can type anything. ]] (else:) [(if: $email_opened is true)[ [[type out notes]] [[recipient's address]] [[subject]]] (if: $email_opened is false)[ I need to [[open my email|draft the email]] first before I can type anything. ]] }

{(track: 'background', 'stop')} Suddenly, a figure slides up seemingly out of nowhere. (live: 2s) [It's Mr. Bossman! And he looks REALLY MAD!] (live: 4s) ["I'd been hearing negative things about you from your supervisor, Buttercup. So I've been watching you the past couple of minutes, to make sure you were committed to the company vison."] (live: 8s) ["I'm so dissapointed in you. What on earth was that? What are you, trying to p*ss me off, Buttercup? That was absolutely pathetic..."] (live: 14s)["It's almost as if you're trying to do as little work as possible. I can't have low work-rate employees, Buttercup! My business would fall apart at the seams!"] (live: 18s)[You try to argue with Mr. Bossman, but to no avail. The typical bushviper may transmit its venom through their sharp fangs, but Mr. Bossman has now decided to transmit his venom through words.] (live: 22s)[ "You can't just do whatever you want! THAT'S NOT THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS! I DON'T CARE IF YOUR TIRED, OR IF THERE'S SOME SORT OF EMERGENCY, OR IF YOU FEEL SAD, YOU NEED TO KEEP WORKING!!!"] (live: 28s)["It's clear to me you don't UNDERSTAND the VALUE of HARD WORK... so I'm left with ONE option...](live: 30s)[YOU'RE FIRED!!!"] (live: 32s)[...] (live: 34s)["Get out of here, and don't let the door hit you [[on the way out]]. I have no use for "free-thinkers" like you..."] (set: $productivity to 0) (set: $timer to false)

Mr. Bossman slithers off, and you begin to pack your office supplies to get ready to depart. (live: 4s) [Man, I really must've messed up. How could it end like this?] (Live: 10s) [You look out the window.] (Live: 12s) ["Wow, I didn't know that our office actually has a really nice view of the skyline," you realize. How could something so beautiful be a mere two feet away from you?] (Live: 18s)[You continue staring, just watching the trees sway in the wind, ](Live: 20s)[the clouds cover the tall buildings, ](Live: 22s)[the birds flying in formation....] (Live: 26s) [It's snowing!] (Live: 30s) [At this instant, you are truly immersed in the present, in the frozen flakes slowly drifting and piling onto your windowsill.] (Live: 33s) [This is the most at peace you have felt in years...] (Live: 37s)[Maybe there is more to life than just work, you think with a smile.] (Live: 39s)[:)] (Live: 44s) [(go-to: "win")]

You, Buttercup, a self-determined sloth, jolt up from your accidental nap, startled by the sudden noise from your desktop. (Live: 2s) [The big meeting! You check the time. 3:55 p.m! Oh, why did you nap so long! There is so much you have to complete before then! You crack your fingers (paws?) and decide to make your self become the candidate for that promotion AND Employee of the Month! [[Let's go!|Let's go 2]]]

{(set: $time_min to 5) (set: $time_sec to 0) (set: $time_millisec to 7) (set: $timer to true) (set: $counter to 0) (track: "background", 'loop', true) (track: "background", 'play')} You, Buttercup, a self-determined sloth, jolt up from your accidental nap, startled by the sudden noise from your desktop. So you've got five minutes to do all your tasks. Which task do you do first? <img src="images/Central_Hub.gif"/> [[Print documents|print these documents]] [[Reply emails|reply to emails]] [[Make an excel spreadsheet|excel spreadsheet]] [[Make some calls|make some calls]] (live: 120s)[Hey Buttercup? Are you going to get any work done? Or are you just going to sit there and do nothing?] (live: 140s)[Hello? Buttercup? You've got stuff to do! Get to it! Stop just sitting there!] (live: 160s)[BUTTERCUP! YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING! YOU CAN'T JUST SIT THERE! YOU'RE GOING TO GET FIRED!] (live: 170s)[IF YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING ON THE COUNT OF TEN, I'M GOING TO CALL MR. BOSSMAN! ARE YOU READY?!] (live: 180s)[ONE] (live: 181.5s)[TWO] (live: 183s)[THREE] (live: 184.5s)[FOUR] (live: 186s)[FIVE] (live: 187.5s)[SIX] (live: 189s)[SEVEN] (live: 192s)[EIGHT] (live: 195s)[NINE] (live: 197.5s)[NINE AND A HALF...] (live: 200s)[(go-to: "Unproductive")]

{(set: $time_min to 5) (set: $time_sec to 0) (set: $time_millisec to 7) (set: $timer to true) (set: $counter to 0) (track: "background", 'loop', true) (track: "background", 'play')} So you've got five minutes to do all your tasks. Which task do you do first? <img src="images/Central_Hub.gif"/> [[Print documents|print these documents]] [[Reply emails|reply to emails]] [[Make an excel spreadsheet|excel spreadsheet]] [[Make some calls|make some calls]] (live: 120s)[Hey Buttercup? Are you going to get any work done? Or are you just going to sit there and do nothing?] (live: 140s)[Hello? Buttercup? You've got stuff to do! Get to it! Stop just sitting there!] (live: 160s)[BUTTERCUP! YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING! YOU CAN'T JUST SIT THERE! YOU'RE GOING TO GET FIRED!] (live: 170s)[IF YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING ON THE COUNT OF TEN, I'M GOING TO CALL MR. BOSSMAN! ARE YOU READY?!] (live: 180s)[ONE] (live: 181.5s)[TWO] (live: 183s)[THREE] (live: 184.5s)[FOUR] (live: 186s)[FIVE] (live: 187.5s)[SIX] (live: 189s)[SEVEN] (live: 192s)[EIGHT] (live: 195s)[NINE] (live: 197.5s)[NINE AND A HALF...] (live: 200s)[(go-to: "Unproductive")]

You hear someone laughing uncontrollably at you. You turn to look. It's Peaches, your coworker and best friend in the office. "Hey, shut up." You say to Peaches, but you hear them laughing even louder. "Anyways, today's Friday, you know what that means?" Peaches asks. "SUSHI FOR LUNCH!" you simultaneously exclaim. It has been a tradition for you and Peaches to always eat at your favorite sushi restaurant on Fridays. <img src="images/Buttercup_peaches.gif" width="597" height="448" /> [[next|intro 3]]

{(track: 'background', 'stop')} Peaches? Leaving the office? You cannot imagine. (Live: 3s) [You suddenly remember all the lunches you've had together, all the trips you went on together, all the jokes you tell each other, all the deep conversations about life and the future, all the times that she made you soup when you were sick...] (Live: 9s) [Suddenly, you realize that spending time with Peaches is the only thing you look forward to during work (although you've been having a heavy workload these days, so you haven't had a chance to really talk to her in a long while).] (Live: 15s) [Your body starts getting hot and you feel something rise inside you. Over the past 5 years, Whenever you needed help, Peaches was always there for you. You need to stand up for her.] {(Live: 21s) [I WILL PAUSE MY WORK TO HELP PEACHES. (Live: 5s) [(replace: "I WILL PAUSE MY WORK TO HELP PEACHES.") [(css: "text-decoration: line-through")[(css: "color: red;")[I WILL PAUSE MY WORK TO HELP PEACHES.]]] (Live: 3s) [(replace: "I WILL PAUSE MY WORK TO HELP PEACHES.")[]]]]} (Live: 31s) [It's almost time to meet Bossman and you still haven't finished your tasks!] (Live: 32s) [You [[get back to work|I cannot help you]]] (Live: 42s) [It's been 10 seconds! Aren't you going to get back to your task?] (Live: 42s) [ [[Get back to work|I cannot help you]]] (Live: 52s) [Time is ticking! You could be doing something productive right now!] (Live: 52s) [ [[GET BACK TO WORK|I cannot help you]]] (Live: 62s) [STOP DOING NOTHING! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EVER PAUSE!!] (Live: 62s) [(css: "font-size: 120%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK NOW|I cannot help you]]]] (Live: 72s) [IF YOU DON'T WORK, YOUR PRODUCTIVITY IS ZERO. IF YOU DON'T HAVE PRODUCTIVITY, YOU ARE USELESS. IF YOU'RE USELESS, YOU ARE WORTHLESS AND INCOMPETENT. NOBODY WILL WANT YOU.] (Live: 72s) [(css: "font-size: 160%") [ [[GET BACK TO WORK|I cannot help you]]]] (Live: 82s) [IF YOU DON'T GET BACK TO WORK NOW, YOU WILL GET FIRED.] (Live: 82s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|I cannot help you]]]] (Live: 85s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|I cannot help you]]]] (Live: 87s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|I cannot help you]]]] (Live: 88s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|I cannot help you]]]] (Live: 89s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|I cannot help you]]]] (Live: 90s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|I cannot help you]]]] (Live: 91s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|I cannot help you]]]] (Live: 95s) [(css: "font-size: 50%")[ [[I want to help out my friend, but the game is not giving me the option to do that.|r u sure]]]]

"Do you know who has set you up?" You ask. (Live: 3s) ["No.] (Live: 4s) [But it doesn't matter anymore.] (Live: 6s) [Bossman already ordered me to pack up my stuff and get out of the office ASAP.] (Live: 9s) [He says he never wants to see my face again."] (Live: 14s) [(go-to: "Peaches leaving")]

You lift your head slowly, hoping everyone decides to ignore your little disturbance, but pairs upon pairs of eyes look at you in confusion. “Haha, heyyy guys," you say, sheepishly, feeling the blush reach your cheeks. "Don't mind me, ahaha..." Slowly, every feline, amphibian, reptilian, and equine face turns from you back to their desk monitors. (Live: 2s) [ [[next|intro 2]]]

ARE YOU SURE? (Live: 2s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|I cannot help you]]]] (Live: 2s) [(css: "font-size: 50%")[ [[This work environment is poisonous. I quit.|help out]]]]

(set: $productivity to it +5) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +5")[] ]]] Printing (live: 1s) [.] (live: 2s) [.] (live: 3s) [.] (live: 5s) [Your documents are printed! [[Pick up the documents]]] <img src="images/start_print.gif" width="256" height="256"/>

(track: "positive", 'play')(set: $productivity to it +5) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +5")[] ]]] The entire office stares at you in anger while you do your printing. You press the button to start the machine, but you already feel the bad impression you just brought upon yourself settle over you like a heavy weight. (live: 2s)[Begin [[printing?|printer]]]

(track: "positive", 'play')(set: $productivity to it +5) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +5")[] ]]] Great problem-solving skills! You stare at all the data points that you have. Now what do you do? Begin [[copying|copy]] the data onto the excel sheet. [[Do something else|try something else?]] since this looks really complicated. (If: $excel_efficiency is true) [ [[copy all points]] at once.]

Oh wait. you've spent all of this month's telephone bill making personal calls. Hmm but you're running short on money, what do you do? [[Charge the company's money]] even though they specifically told you not to do so. [[Do something else|try something else?]]

(track: "positive", 'play')(set: $productivity to it +5) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +5")[] ]]] It's okay, the company will never find out! Now you can start calling {(if: $call_efficiency is true)[(Live: 2s) [Oh wait, I think this number I have is the number for the wrong department. [[Call this other number|RR3]]]](else:)[ (Live: 2s) [Ring ring] (Live: 3s) [ .] (Live: 4s) [ .] (Live: 5s) [ [[.|RR1]] ]]}

The two of you work at Gecko, an insurance company that is providing universal healthcare to all animals regardless of their species. You have been working super hard to climb the ladder here and have been taking on more work than you usually do. (live: 3s)[A wave of exhaustion hits you.] (live: 3s)["Ah," you mutter to yourself. "I should have crawled to bed instead of responding to all those emails."] (live: 3s)[.](live: 3s)[.](live: 3s)[.] (live: 3s)[Emails!] (live: 3s)[You go and [[check]] your inbox.]

(track: "negative", 'play')(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]] You turn around, (live: 1s)[its Peaches!] (live: 3s) [But she's crying.] {(live: 5s) [(if: $print_help is true)["Hey Peaches, [[what's wrong|what's wrong 2 print]]?"] (else:) ["Hey Peaches, [[what's wrong|what's wrong print]]?]]} (set: $peaches to true)

(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]] "Bossman just fired me." (Live: 2s) [WHAT???] (Live: 5s) [DID I MISS SOMETHING???] (Live: 8s) ["Tommy the Tiger must have talked to Bossman about how he thinks I am not producing great work. But I am! I am trying my hardest and I put my all into everything I do. I don't know what to do, Buttercup... I am a good worker, right? ] (Live: 12s) [You've known Peaches for almost 5 years now. She was perhaps one of the most dedicated and efficient mice you have ever met in your lifetime] (Live: 16s) [ [[SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG|SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG print]].]

(set: $productivity to it -5) [(css: "color: red;")[PRODUCTIVITY -5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY -5")[] ]]] "I was just doing my work when Tommy the Tiger just came up to me and started arguing with me. He said that my work was shoddy and that I would never get anywhere with these lacking skills." (live: 6s) [(go-to: "I'm sorry print")]

"Do you know why Bossman would do such a thing?" You ask. (Live: 3s) ["No.] (Live: 4s) [But it doesn't matter anymore.] (Live: 6s) [Bossman already ordered me to pack up my stuff and get out of the office ASAP.] (Live: 9s) [He says he never wants to see my unproductive face again."] (Live: 14s) [(go-to: "Peaches leaving print")]

{(track: 'background', 'stop')} Peaches? Leaving the office? You cannot imagine. (Live: 3s) [You suddenly remember all the lunches you've had together, all the trips you went on together, all the jokes you tell each other, all the deep conversations about life and the future, all the times that she made you soup when you were sick...] (Live: 9s) [Suddenly, you realize that spending time with Peaches is the only thing you look forward to during work (although you've been having a heavy workload these days, so you haven't had a chance to really talk to her in a long while).] (Live: 15s) [Your body starts getting hot and you feel something rise inside you. Over the past 5 years, whenever you needed help, Peaches was always there for you. You need to stand up for her.] {(Live: 21s) [I WILL PAUSE MY WORK TO HELP PEACHES. (Live: 5s) [(replace: "I WILL PAUSE MY WORK TO HELP PEACHES.") [(css: "text-decoration: line-through")[(css: "color: red;")[I WILL PAUSE MY WORK TO HELP PEACHES.]]] (Live: 3s) [(replace: "I WILL PAUSE MY WORK TO HELP PEACHES.")[]]]]} (Live: 31s) [It's almost time to meet Bossman and you still haven't finished your tasks!] (Live: 32s) [You [[get back to work|I cannot help you print]]] (Live: 42s) [It's been 10 seconds! Aren't you going to get back to your task?] (Live: 42s) [ [[Get back to work|I cannot help you print]]] (Live: 52s) [Time is ticking! You could be doing something productive right now!] (Live: 52s) [ [[GET BACK TO WORK|I cannot help you print]]] (Live: 62s) [STOP DOING NOTHING! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EVER PAUSE!!] (Live: 62s) [(css: "font-size: 120%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK NOW|I cannot help you print]]]] (Live: 72s) [IF YOU DON'T WORK, YOUR PRODUCTIVITY IS ZERO. IF YOU DON'T HAVE PRODUCTIVITY, YOU ARE USELESS. IF YOU'RE USELESS, YOU ARE WORTHLESS AND INCOMPETENT. NOBODY WILL WANT YOU.] (Live: 72s) [(css: "font-size: 160%") [ [[GET BACK TO WORK|I cannot help you print]]]] (Live: 82s) [IF YOU DON'T GET BACK TO WORK NOW, YOU WILL GET FIRED.] (Live: 82s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|I cannot help you print]]]] (Live: 85s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|I cannot help you print]]]] (Live: 87s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|I cannot help you print]]]] (Live: 88s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|I cannot help you print]]]] (Live: 89s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|I cannot help you print]]]] (Live: 90s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|I cannot help you print]]]] (Live: 91s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|I cannot help you print]]]] (Live: 95s) [(css: "font-size: 50%")[ [[I want to help out my friend, but the game is not giving me the option to do that.|r u sure print]]]]

{(track: "background", 'loop', true) (track: "background", 'play')(track: "positive", 'play')(set: $productivity to it +10) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +10(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +10")[] ]]]} (Live: 9s) [Maybe I should've paused to help her... (live: 2s) [(replace: "Maybe I should've paused to help her...")[(css: "text-decoration: line-through")[Maybe I should've paused to help her...]] (live: 4s) [(replace: "Maybe I should've paused to help her...")[]]]] (Live: 13s) [Ugh you wasted so much time due to that! You turn back to your [[printer screen|printer loaded]].] (set: $print_conflict to true)

ARE YOU SURE? (Live: 2s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|I cannot help you print]]]] (Live: 2s) [(css: "font-size: 50%")[ [[This work environment is poisonous. I quit.|help speech]]]]

{(track: 'background', 'stop')(track: "negative", 'play')} {(set: $healthpain to true) Okay you feel a little better now. (if: ($email_pain is true) or ($call_pain is true)) [But you know that this is not the long term solution. Is work and productivity really more valuable than your own life?]} {(if: ($call_pain is true) or ($email_pain is true))[(Live: 2s) [I WILL PAUSE MY WORK TO CHECK UP ON MY HEALTH (Live: 2s) [(replace: "I WILL PAUSE MY WORK TO CHECK UP ON MY HEALTH") [(css: "text-decoration: line-through")[(css: "color: red;")[I WILL PAUSE MY WORK TO CHECK UP ON MY HEALTH]]] (Live: 2s) [(replace: "I WILL PAUSE MY WORK TO CHECK UP ON MY HEALTH")[]]]]]} (live: 6s) [That was nothing. It was just another one of your periodic stomach aches. You get them quite often, but thankfully they only last for a short while. Better get back to your tasks!] {(live: 9s)[(if: ($email_pain is true) or ($call_pain is true))[ [[Ignore the pain|Ignore the pain 2 call]] and get back to work] (else:)[ [[Ignore the pain|Ignore the pain call]] and get back to work]]} (if: ($email_pain is true) or ($call_pain is true))[(Live: 12s) [It's almost time to meet Bossman and you still haven't finished your tasks!] (Live: 14s) [You [[get back to work|Ignore the pain 2 call]]] (Live: 20s) [Time is ticking! You could be doing something productive right now!] (Live: 25s) [ [[GET BACK TO WORK|Ignore the pain 2 call]]] (Live: 30s) [STOP DOING NOTHING! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EVER PAUSE!!] (Live: 35s) [(css: "font-size: 120%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK NOW|Ignore the pain 2 call]]]] (Live: 40s) [IF YOU DON'T WORK, YOUR PRODUCTIVITY IS ZERO. IF YOU DON'T HAVE PRODUCTIVITY, YOU ARE USELESS. IF YOU'RE USELESS, YOU ARE WORTHLESS AND INCOMPETENT. NOBODY WILL WANT YOU.] (Live: 40s) [(css: "font-size: 160%") [ [[GET BACK TO WORK|Ignore the pain 2 call]]]] (Live: 45s) [IF YOU DON'T GET BACK TO WORK NOW, YOU WILL GET FIRED.] (Live: 50s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|Ignore the pain 2 call]]]] (Live: 55s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|Ignore the pain 2 call]]]] (Live: 60s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|Ignore the pain 2 call]]]] (Live: 61s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|Ignore the pain 2 call]]]] (Live: 62s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|Ignore the pain 2 call]]]] (Live: 63s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|Ignore the pain 2 call]]]] (Live: 64s) [(css: "font-size: 300%")[ [[GET BACK TO WORK|Ignore the pain 2 call]]]] (Live: 70s) [ [[I don't want to be uncomfortable and in pain. I want to take care of myself, but I am unable to at my current job.|take care of self]]]]

{(track: "background", 'loop', true) (track: "background", 'play')(track: "positive", 'play')(set: $productivity to it +1) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +1(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +1")[] ]]]} Maybe I should've paused... (live: 3s) [(replace: "Maybe I should've paused...")[(css: "text-decoration: line-through")[(css: "color: red")[Maybe I should've paused...]]]] (Live: 7s) [Ugh, Sloth up, Buttercup! Pain ain't gonna stop you any time soon! You turn back to your [[call|back to work]].] (set: $call_pain to true)

{(track: "background", 'loop', true) (track: "background", 'play')(track: "positive", 'play')(set: $productivity to it +5) [(css: "color: #F7EAA0;")[PRODUCTIVITY +5(live: 1s)[(replace: "PRODUCTIVITY +5")[] ]]]} Maybe I should've paused to take care of my health... (live: 2s) [(replace: "Maybe I should've paused to take care of my health...")[(css: "text-decoration: line-through")[(css: "color: red")[Maybe I should've paused to take care of my health...]]]] (Live: 7s) [Ugh, Sloth up, Buttercup! Pain ain't gonna stop you any time soon! You turn back to your [[call|get a hold of yourself]].] (set: $call_pain to true)

If Peaches goes, you will go too. Why would you want to work at a corporation that doesn't care about you? But you want to say something to make your friend feel better. This must be rough for her and you don't want her to feel horrible for a moment longer. (Live: 6s) ["Hey!" You say, grabbing onto her tiny paw.] (Live: 10s) ["Huh?" Peaches says, wiping her face with her other paw.] (Live: 14s) ["What is it, Buttercup?"] (Live: 16s)["[[My mother always told me...]]"] (Live: 16s)["[[A long time ago...]]"] (Live: 16s)["[[I once met a man who...]]"]

"My mother always told me..." (Live: 2s)["[[Be kind to others!]]"] (live: 2s)["[[Always try your best!]]"] (live: 2s)["[[¡Que será, será!]]"]

"A long time ago..." (Live: 2s)["[[I wanted to be an astronaut!]]"] (Live: 2s)["[[My date stood me up.]]"] (Live: 2s)["[[My bike got stolen!]]"]

"I once met a man who..." (Live: 2s)["[[...told me the most important things in life were games and music!]]"] (live: 2s)["[[...was happy in spite of everything!]]"] (live: 2s)["[[...worked in a coal mine for fifty years and still loved his job!]]"]

"I wanted to be an astronaut!" (Live: 2s)["[[But I learned that...life isn't always easy!]]"] (live: 2s)["[[And, um, being fair is important!]]"] (live: 2s)["[[In the end, though, the real astronauts were the friends we made along the way!]]"]

"My date stood me up." (Live: 2s)["[[But he wasn't that great anyway!]]"] (live: 2s)["[[Or, wait, was it my date? Or was it an interview...?]]"] (live: 2s)["[[So I stayed home and played Starfish Valley instead!]]"]

"My bike got stolen!" (Live: 2s)["[[But it was kinda ugly anyway! So who cares!]]"] (live: 2s)["[[But, y'know, maybe the thief liked it too!]]"] (live: 2s)["[[When you think about it, though, what's ownership anyway?]]"]

"[[And...ummmm...|speech end]]"

Hm, well you don't know where you were going with that... but it seemed to have worked, as Peaches is smiling and you can see her two big mousey teeth. (live: 5s)["Buttercup, you are perhaps one of the greatest friends I have ever had.] (live: 7s)[I am so grateful to have you as a friend.] (live: 9s)[Since we will have a lot of time on our hands soon...] (live: 11s)[Want to go get sushi tomorrow?"] (live: 13s)[You, surprised, laugh. "Of course!"] (live: 16s)[You hug for a long moment. Peaches then goes to pack her stuff up.] (Live: 20s)[You heave a gentle sigh and settle back into your chair.] (Live: 24s)[You never realized how comfy your chair actually is until this very moment...] (Live: 28s) [You look out the window.] (Live: 32s) ["Wow, I didn't know that our office actually has a really nice view of the skyline," you realize. How could something so beautiful be a mere two feet away from you?] (Live: 40s)[You continue staring, just watching the trees sway in the wind, ](Live: 42s)[the clouds cover the tall buildings, ](Live: 44s)[the birds flying in formation....] (Live: 48s) [It's snowing!] (Live: 52s) [At this instant, you are truly immersed in the present, in the frozen flakes slowly drifting and piling onto your windowsill.] (Live: 56s) [This is the most at peace you have felt in years...] (Live: 60s) [It is important to remember that you are just a sloth sometimes. You are not a robot, and this might not be the life you are meant to live.] (Live: 64s)[Maybe there is more to life than just work, you think with a smile.] (Live: 68s)[:)] (Live: 73s) [(go-to: "win")]

"[[And...ummmm...|speech end]]"

(live: 2s)["[[So I stayed home and played Starfish Valley instead of working!|So I stayed home and played Starfish Valley instead!]]"] (live: 2s)["[[And, um, being fair is important!]]"] (live: 2s)["[[Which was cool, because I was playing in a band back then!]]"]

(Live: 2s)["[[And, um, being fair is important!]]"] (live: 2s)["[[And, um, my mother once told me that...!|My mother always told me...]]] (Live: 2s)["[[But he wasn't that great anyway!]]"]

(Live: 2s)["[[But I learned that...life isn't always easy!]]"] (live: 2s)["[[And, um, being fair is important!]]"]

"[[And...ummmm...|speech end]]"

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