Your cat blinks up at you sleepily as you take a photo of your masterpiece. What a cutie!\n\nYou look at the picture. It's not bad, but [[maybe you could do better|Stuff on Your Desk]].

You grab a handful of googly eyes from the jar and put them <<print either("on her tail", "on each paw", "all over her")>>, making her look like some kind of monstrosity. Nice!\n\n<<display "End">>

You can't get out of your chair without disturbing her, so you look around your desk to see what you can use. Things of note are [[a stack of post-it notes|A Post-It Note]], [[a bunch of little hats|A Little Hat]], [[some googly eyes|Some Googly Eyes]], and [[some fake moustaches and beards|Fake Facial-Hair]].

You grab a pen and write a note that says <<print either("'CAN'T CATCH MICE'", "'DOESN'T PAY RENT'", "'ATE MY HUMAN'S SOCKS'")>>, and stick it on her head. Cat-shaming, hahaha! Classic!\n\n<<display "End">>

From your pile of tiny hats you've made for various art projects, you grab a <<print either("party hat", "top hat", "sombrero")>> and put it on her. She looks stylish!\n\n<<display "End">>

<b>FWUMP.</b>\n\nYou startle as something heavy lands in your lap, then relax when you see it's just your cat. She starts purring and kneading your legs with her front paws for a bit, then curls up in a sphere.\n\nThis is amazing, she almost never sleeps on you. You're going to have to take a photo for the internet, but it has to be perfect. You're going to have to [[put stuff on your cat!|Stuff on Your Desk]]

You look through your costume stuff, and put a <<print either("giant wizard beard", "long, thin villain moustache", "big bushy moustache")>> on her. Hahaha, she looks ridiculous!\n\n<<display "End">>

Stuff on My Cat

Hamish McIntyre