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Welcome to Email Etiquette, a required workplace program for advancement at Universal Global Enterprises. I am your virtual assistant, ([input:error>>"forgettable female name")} Let's get started! [[Continue->Naming Prompt]]

Email is an essential tool for problem-solving, planning, and creating a productive and amiable workplace culture. Let's work through a scenario. //You are working on an inter-department assignment with Jeff, who has a different schedule from you. You want to plan a meeting with Jeff that works for both of you.// [[Continue->Continue 2]]

First, greet your colleague in a friendly manner. Some examples are "Dear," "Good morning/afternoon," or "Hello," (input-box:"=XX=") [[Continue->Continue 3]]

Then, introduce yourself. You might want to start with telling him your name. (force-input-box:"=XX=","My name is...") [[Continue->Continue 4]]

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Go ahead, tell him. (force-input-box:"=XX=","........") [[Continue->Continue 5]] [[Contact the Help Desk]]

You seem to be stuck. Are you okay, (print: $name)? Tell Jeff who you are: (force-input-box:"=XX=","ulmalco larobis nsii ut aluqiip ex ea coommdo conuqesat. Dius atue irure dolor in repedneherrit in voatpulte vilet esse cullim droloe eu faigut nllua pautairr.") [[Contact the Help Desk]]

Ticket #6294723 What exactly is your problem? [[Lost ID->Lost ID (Secret 1)]] [[Stolen ID->Stolen ID (Secret 2)]] [[ID Crisis->ID Crisis (Secret 3)]]

Reset processing. (set: $secret1 to (prompt: "Security Question: What was the name of the stuffed animal that you didn't give enough love to?", "")) [[Continue->Continue 6]]

Reset processing (set: $secret2 to (prompt: "Security Question: When they looked at you with that glittering expression, how did you later describe the sensation to your friend?", "")) [[Continue->Continue 6]]

Reset processing (set: $secret3 to (prompt: "Security Question: Who do you become when no one is around?", "")) [[Continue->Continue 6]]

(set: $name to (prompt: "First, for privacy and identification purposes, what is your name?", "")) Ticket #6294723 approved. Press Continue to continue. [[Continue]]

Great, $name, you have introduced yourself to Jeff. Now let's get to the meat of the message. Tell Jeff what days and times work for you. (force-input-box:"=XX=","I am free at. I am fr. I am frree. I am free at t.") [[Continue->broken link]] [[Contact the Hell Desk]]

Lost for words? It's too late for all that, $name Shouldn't have been so verbose at our last Company Paint Night, hm? You could have sipped your wine and painted your little forest on your little canvas in peace. (if:(history: where its name contains "Lost ID (Secret 1)")'s length is 1)[ [[That wasn't me.]] ] (if:(history: where its name contains "Stolen ID (Secret 2)")'s length is 1)[ [[It wasn't a forest.]] ] (if:(history: where its name contains "ID Crisis (Secret 3)")'s length is 1)[ [[What did I say?]] ]

Always hiding, always cowering, lurking in the shadows like an injured possum. Abandoning everyone. Every thing. Even $secret1. Pathetic. (set: $prepared to 1) [[Contact the Help Desk]] [[I want to talk to Jeff]]

Remember nothing? Reach further. Are you really $secret3? Or is that another comfort, in its way? (set: $prepared to 1) [[Contact the Help Desk]] [[I want to talk to Jeff]]

Yes, it was the reddish-brown bark against the twilit sky, winterstripped pilars reaching upwards in celestial worship, the feeling not unlike $secret2 (set: $prepared to 1) [[Contact the Help Desk]] [[I want to talk to Jeff]]

"Email Etiquette" by Nellie Vinograd [[Begin->Opening]]

I'm trying to show you how. [[End->Title]]