I'm the goddess-damn coolest witch at [Wolf Valley High]<a|
(click: ?a)[It's the coolest, most expensive, most bitchin' magical educational establishment on the east coast and I'm the [[fucking queen]] ]No-one tells me what to do
Not my teachers, or my parents, or even (colour: red)+(text-style: "shadow")[(text-style: "blur")[THE HIGH ELDERS] ]
[[Fuck Them!]](live: 0.5s)[(either: "!", "!!", "!!!", "!!!!", "!!!!!", "!!!!!!", "!!!!!!!")](set: $rotate to (random: -2, 2))(enchant: ?page, (text-colour: green + white)+(text-rotate: $rotate))(enchant: ?page, (background: white + red))It's week $week of aeon $aeon and I'm ready to rule this school. I've got $coins crypto-dollars and the moon $moon.
(if: $week > 6)[
[[let's go home]] ]
(else:)[
[[kill]]
[[flirt]]
[[shop]] ]
\(set: $mooncount to it + 1)
\(if: $mooncount > 4)[
\(set: $moons to (shuffled: "is Full", "is Waxing Gibbous", "is in its First Quarter", "is Waning Gibbous", "is Waxing Crescent", "is Waning Crescent", "is New", "smells like Blood"))
\(set: $mooncount to 1)
\(set: $moon to 1st of $moons)]
\(move: $moons's $mooncount into $moon)(text-style: "outline")[Hunt 4 Victims]
[(print: $ka's 1st)]<1|
[(print: $ka's 2nd)]<2|
[(print: $ka's 3rd)]<3|
\(click: ?1)[(move: $ka's 1st into $victim) (go-to: "attack")]
\(click: ?2)[(move: $ka's 2nd into $victim) (go-to: "attack")]
\(click: ?3)[(move: $ka's 3rd into $victim) (go-to: "attack")]
[[Not Today->Fuck Them!]]
(set: $week to it + 1)(text-style: "outline")[initialize hormones]
[(print: $ka's -1)]<1|
[(print: $ka's -2)]<2|
[(print: $ka's -3)]<3|
\(click: ?1)[(set: $gf to $ka's -1) (go-to: "date")]
\(click: ?2)[(set: $gf to $ka's -2) (go-to: "date")]
\(click: ?3)[(set: $gf to $ka's -3) (go-to: "date")]
(set: $week to it + 1)(set: _friend to (either: "Augusta F.", "Monica Q.", "Danica S.", "Amir V."))
You text _friend and they tell you they love you and [you laugh]<q|
(click: ?q)[let's go to the (text-style: "superscript")[Big City]
|==
(print: $sa's 1st)
(print: $sa's 2nd)
(print: $sa's 3rd)
==|
[$500]<1|
[$1000]<2|
[$5000]<3|
\(click: ?1)[(set: $cost to 500)(move: $sa's 1st into $purchase)(go-to: "buy")]
\(click: ?2)[(set: $cost to 1000)(move: $sa's 2nd into $purchase)(go-to: "buy")]
\(click: ?3)[(set: $cost to 5000)(move: $sa's 3rd into $purchase)(go-to: "buy")]
|==|
[[shopping is bad actually->Fuck Them!]] ]
(set: $week to it + 1)What a nice aeon!
you got (for: each _object, ...$inventory)[the _object ]
(if: $sex is 1)[you got laid!]
you killed (for: each _kill, ...$deaths)[the _kill ]
you fell in love with (for: each _love, ...$gfs)[the _love]
(set: $week to 1)
(set: $aeon to it + 1)(text-style: "subscript")+(align: "==>")[ [[inventory]]
Magick: $mag
Sin: $sin
Deathwish: $dth
Bangability: $sxy
Ennui: $nui](if: $cost < $coins)[ [buy the $purchase]<hell| ]
(click: ?hell)[(set: $coins to it - $cost)(set: $nui to it + (random: -15, 5))(set: $inventory to $inventory + (a: $purchase))(go-to: "Fuck Them!")]
[steal the $purchase]<nnn|
\(click: ?nnn)[(set: $sin to it + 3)(set: $nui to it + (random: -10, 20))(set: $inventory to $inventory + (a: $purchase))(go-to: "Fuck Them!")](set: $week to 1)\
\(set: $coins to 6666)\
\(set: $moons to (shuffled: "is Full", "is Waxing Gibbous", "is in its First Quarter", "is Waning Gibbous", "is Waxing Crescent", "is Waning Crescent", "is New", "smells like Blood"))\
\(set: $mooncount to 0)\
\(set: $moon to 1st of $moons)
\(set: $aeon to 1)\
\(set: $str to (random: 9, 15))\
\(set: $mag to (random: 9, 15))\
\(set: $sin to (random: 9, 15))\
\(set: $dth to (random: 9, 15))\
\(set: $sxy to (random: 9, 15))
\(set: $nui to (random: 30, 70))
\(set: $inventory to (a: "body you inhabit"))
\(set: $deaths to (a: ))
\(set: $victimcount to 0)
\(set: $scorned to (a: ))
\(set: $gfs to (a: ))
\(set: $ka to (shuffled: "stoner witch", "blood witch", "ditch witch", "water witch", "gay witch", "necromancer witch", "stone witch", "moon witch", "good witch", "nerd 'boy'", "heart witch", "swamp witch", "sun witch"))
\(set: $sa to (shuffled: "blood", "sugar", "sex", "magic", "brimstone", "pubic implants", "yeti fur boots", "moonshine", "viagra", "original sin", "dragon semen", "dinosaur skin suit", "crystal dildo", "orb of unknowing", "bat testicle", "mild sense of despair"))(if: $victim is in $scorned)[she kills you instantly for scorning her earlier]
(else: )[(set: $victimcount to it + 1)(set: $deaths's $victimcount to $victim)
\You follow the $victim for a few days, learning their schedule, observing their weak spots.
Their (substring: $victim, 1, -7)-ey ways are strange, but |dfd>[vulnerable].
(click: ?dfd)[You know how you're going to take them out.
\(set: $kc to (shuffled: "vampire duel", "the art of seduction", "just fucking stab them", "a good old fashioned curse", "something to do with demons", "`#drama`", "vore"))
[(print: $kc's 1st)]<1|
[(print: $kc's 2nd)]<2| ]
\(click: ?1)[(set: $attack to $kc's 1st) (go-to: "battle")]
\(click: ?2)[(set: $attack to $kc's 2nd) (go-to: "battle")]](if: $attack is "vampire duel")[succ (set: $sin to it + 2)(set: $mag to it + 2)(set: $sxy to it + 5)]
\(if: $attack is "the art of seduction")[you fuck them and absorb their magical energy, leaving nought but a wizened corpse in your bed(set: $sin to it + 5)(set: $mag to it + 10)(set: $sxy to it + 10)]
\(if: $attack is "just fucking stab them")[You just fucking stab them. It goes pretty well (set: $sin to it + 4)(set: $mag to it - 2)(set: $str to it + 3)]
\(if: $attack is "a good old fashioned curse")[their teeth and hair fell out and then you kick them (set: $sin to it + 4)(set: $mag to it + 5)(set: $str to it + 3)]
\(if: $attack is "something to do with demons")[it was dark, they were horny (set: $sin to it + 5)(set: $mag to it + 3)(set: $sxy to it + 5)]
\(if: $attack is "`#drama`")[you spread a rumour about them. They're dead soon enough. (set: $sin to it + 2)(set: $sxy to it + 3)]
\(if: $attack is "vore")[I mean if you're into that (set: $sin to it + 10)(set: $sxy to it + 50)]
[[Check the Corpse]](text-style: "outline")[Inventory:]
(for: each _item, ...$inventory)[_item
]
(link-undo: "close")witches rot quicker than humans. You loot the mangled, desolate corpse.
(if: $victim is "stoner witch")[it smells dank(set: $inventory to $inventory + (a: "kush"))]
\(if: $victim is "blood witch")[it seems the blood witch... was full of blood(set: $inventory to $inventory + (a: "witch blood"))]
\(if: $victim is "ditch witch")[still not entirely sure what her deal was(set: $inventory to $inventory + (a: "ditch water?"))]
\(if: $victim is "water witch")[...squish(set: $inventory to $inventory + (a: "anonymous fluids"))]
\(if: $victim is "gay witch")[i'm gay(set: $inventory to $inventory + (a: "i'm gay"))]
\(if: $victim is "necromancer witch")[that was surprisingly easy(set: $inventory to $inventory + (a: "witch skeleton"))]
\(if: $victim is "stone witch")[too slow babes(set: $inventory to $inventory + (a: "a rock"))]
\(if: $victim is "moon witch")[she was pretty and nice but also cold and full of craters(set: $inventory to $inventory + (a: "moon"))]
\(if: $victim is "good witch")[serves her fucking right #justiceforelphaba(set: $inventory to $inventory + (a: "witch crown"))]
\(if: $victim is "nerd 'boy'")[lmao nice(set: $inventory to $inventory + (a: "nerd glasses"))]
\(if: $victim is "heart witch")[she always pissed me off(set: $inventory to $inventory + (a: "witch heart"))]
\(if: $victim is "swamp witch")[slimy...(set: $inventory to $inventory + (a: "bog water"))]
\(if: $victim is "sun witch")[too positive gross(set: $inventory to $inventory + (a: "sun"))]
(set: _spoils to $inventory's -1)
[[take the _spoils->Fuck Them!]](if: $gf is in $deaths)[You can't you already killed them
(set: $sin to it + 5)
[[too bad->Fuck Them!]] ]
(else-if: $gf is in $scorned)[she kills you instantly for wronging her earlier]
(else-if: $gf is "nerd 'boy'")[
[[ew no->Fuck Them!]] ]
(else-if: $gf is in $gfs)[
[[give them another gift->give them a gift]]
[[have hot witch sex]]
[[mistreat them]] ]
(else:)[You ever-so subtly bump into the $gf and try to make them fall in love with you
[[give them a gift]]
[[mistreat them]] ](set: $gift to (prompt: "give them what?", $inventory's -1))
\(if: $gift is "body you inhabit")[you relinquish your body and become their eternal slave-zombie]
\(else-if: $inventory contains $gift)[
They like the $gift, says it reminds them of (substring: $gf, 1, -7)
(set: $inventory to (find: _object where _object is not $gift, ...$inventory))
they give you a [[kiss->Fuck Them!]] (set: $nui to it - 10)(if: not ($gfs contains $gf))[(set: $gfs to $gfs + (a: $gf))] ]
(else: )[
you dont have one of those...
they shuffle awkwardly and walk away
... youre [[Fuck Them!<-a fool]] (set: $nui to it + 50)]Ok, rude... she dumps you
(if: $gf is in $gfs)[(set: $gfs to (find: _object where _object is not $gf, ...$gfs))]
(set: $sin to it + 10)
(set: $nui to it + 20)
(set: $scorned to $scorned + (a: $gf))
[[don't do that!!!->Fuck Them!]](if: $sxy > 19)[(set: $sex to 1)
[[hell yea->Fuck Them!]]
]
(else: )
[you get shy and cuddle
[[cute->Fuck Them!]] ]