CAT

WELCOME TO CAT. CLICK THE START BUTTON TO BEGIN [[START]]

(put: (prompt: "NAME YOUR CAT? ") into $name) IT DOES NOT MATTER. CAT WILL NOT RESPOND. [[CALL FOR CAT ANYWAYS]] [[I ADMIT DEFEAT]]

YOU HAVE CALLED FOR CAT. IT DID NOT RESPOND. [[START OVER?->TITLE]]

GOOD. CAT LIKES MORTALS WHO CAN ADMIT THEIR WEAKNESSES. WHAT WILL YOU DO? [[FEED CAT]] [[DO NOT FEED CAT]]

VERY GOOD, MORTAL. THAT WAS A TEST AND CAT HAS DECIDED THAT YOU WILL LIVE A LITTLE LONGER. [[GROVEL]] [[PET]]

YOU HAVE FAILED CAT. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE? [[SWIFTLY]] [[LONG AND TORTUROUSLY]]

WHILE CAT ENJOYS YOUR SILLY MORTAL GROVELLING, CAT HAS GROWN BORED. [[PLAY]] [[PET]]

WHERE WILL YOU PET, MORTAL? [[HEAD]] [[BACK->HEAD]] [[TAIL->HEAD]] [[FUZZY TUMMY]]

[[TOO BAD.->LONG AND TORTUROUSLY]]

YOU HAVE DIED. [[START OVER?->TITLE]]

CAT WILL PLAY, IF ONLY TO EASE YOUR PUNY MIND, MORTAL. WHICH GAME WOULD PLEASE CAT? [[FETCH]] [[LAZER POINTER]] [[GIVE CAT FOOD]] [[MURDER]]

WRONG. CAT IS NOT A DISGUSTING DOG. YOU HAVE BEEN KILLED BY CAT FOR YOUR BETRAYAL. [[START OVER->TITLE]]

THIS PLEASES CAT FOR A WHILE. CAT WILL GIVE YOU A REWARD. [[NOT DYING]]

CAT HAS BEEN FED ALREADY, BUT WILL STILL EAT YOUR OFFERING. CAT WILL GIVE YOU A REWARD. [[A CHOICE]]

YOU HAVE CHOSEN YOUR OWN DEATH, MORTAL. [[CONFIRM DEATH AT CLAWS OF CAT]] [[WAIT NO->CONFIRM DEATH AT CLAWS OF CAT]]

[[YOU ARE WELCOME->PLAY]]

[[GIVE CAT YOUR NAME]] [[UNLOCK A NEW PLAY OPTION]]

CAT IS NOT READY FOR PETS. YOU HAVE DIED AT THE HANDS OF CAT. WHAT A GRACIOUS OPPORTUNITY [[START OVER->TITLE]]

CAT WAS WILLING TO SPARE YOU BEFORE, BUT YOU HAVE COMMITED A DIRE OFFENCE. YOU HAVE DIED SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY AT THE CLAWS OF CAT. IDIOT. [[START OVER->TITLE]]

YOU HAVE DIED AT THE CLAWS OF CAT. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? [[START OVER->TITLE]]

(put: (prompt: "STATE YOUR NAME, MORTAL") into $name) CAT WILL STILL CALL YOU MORTAL. [[PLAY]]

YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE ABILITY TO PET CAT [[PET->PEET]] [[LAZER POINTER->WOO]] [[FETCH->TITLE]] [[FEED CAT->]] [[MURDER]]

VERY GOOD. YOU HAVE USED UP YOUR INVITATION TO PET. ANY MORE PETTING AND YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED. [[PET ANYWAYS]] [[STOP PETTING->EH]]

CAT GROWS BORED OF THIS ACTIVITY. [[CONTINUE]]

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YOU ARE REBELLIOUS. CAT APPROVES. HOWEVER, YOU HAVE DISOBEYED CAT. HOW WILL YOU PROCEED? [[KEEP PETTING]] [[GROVEL->AY]]

THIS PAGE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION, AS CAT HAS EATEN THE LAST CONTRACTOR. [[MOVE ALONG]]

STOP, HUMAN [[PET CAT MORE]] [[GROVEL->AY]]

YOU HAVE BEEN FORGIVEN. DO NOT LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN. [[UNLOCK A NEW PLAY OPTION]]

[[YOU HAVE DISOBEYED CAT]]

[[CHANGE LAZER COLOR]]

(put: (prompt: "LAZER COLOR") into $COLOR) CAT ENJOYS YOUR $COLOR LIGHT. HOWEVER, CAT HAS KILLED YOU IN A FIT OF ANGER. CAT WANTS THE LAZER, SO CAT GETS THE LAZER. [[START OVER->TITLE]]

[[BUT YOUR PUNY MORTAL PETTING FEELS NICE.]]

[[CAT WILL ONLY KILL YOU SLIGHTLY.]]

YOU HAVE DIED (SLIGHTLY) [[START OVER->TITLE]]

CAT WILL GIVE YOU A CHOICE. [[KILL CAT]] [[BEFRIEND CAT]]

CAT DOUBTS YOU WILL SUCCEED. [[ATTEMPT MURDER]] [[DON'T PUT YOUR MORTAL LIFE AT STAKE]]

CAT DOUBTS YOU WILL SUCCEED [[TRY ANYWAYS]] [[ADMIT DEFEAT]]

TOO BAD. CAT DOES NOT APPRECIATE YOUR FORWARDNESS. [[START OVER->TITLE]]

CAT ADMIRES YOUR HUMBLE NATURE. YOU HAVE BEFRIENDED CAT. [[PET YOUR NEW FRIEND]] [[DIE]]

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FIGHT WITH. [[HOW WILL YOU WIN?]]

GOOD CHOICE. CAT WILL REWARD YOU WITH ANOTHER CHOICE. [[MONEY]] [[FAME]]

(put: (prompt: "ENTER DEUS EX MACHINA HERE") into $SAVE) $SAVE WILL NOT WORK. [[TRY TO USE IT ANYWAYS]] [[GROVEL LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER GROVELLED BEFORE]]

YOU HAVE FAILED. [[START OVER->TITLE]] OR HAVE YOU? [[CONTINUE STORY]]

[[YOU HAVE KILLED CAT]]

[[YOU HAVE BECOME CAT]]

WHAT NOW [[START OVER->TITLE]]

CAT DOES NOT FORGET YOUR BETRAYAL. YOU HAVE DIED. [[START OVER->TITLE]]

YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH MONEY. HOWEVER, AFTER YEARS OF SWIMMING IN COIN POOLS, YOU GROW BORED. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR MONEY? [[BUY SOMETHING]] [[GIVE SOMETHING]]

WHO CHOSES FAME? CAT DOES NT UNDERSTAND HOW YOUR MORTAL MIND WORKS. [[WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH YOUR FAME]]

(put: (prompt: "What WILL YOU BUY?") into $GAH) YOU HAVE BOUGHT CAT. CAT DOES NOT SEEM HAPPY. YOU HAVE DIED A LONELY DEATH. IF ONLY YOU HAD THOUGHT OF OTHERS WHEN USING YOUR MONEY. [[START OVER->TITLE]]

(put: (prompt: "WHAT WILL YOU GIVE?") into $MONEY) YOU HAVE GIVEN ALL YOUR MONEY TO CAT. [[START OVER->TITLE]]

(put: (prompt: "INSERT FAME USAGE HERE") into $Fame) YOU HAVE USED YOUR FAME TO COMMIT A CRIME AND GET AWAY WITH IT. YOU MONSTER. CAT WILL BRING JUSTICE [[GO TO CAT JAIL]]

YOU HAVE SPENT THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN CAT JAIL. [[START OVER->TITLE]]

NEVERMIND, IF CAT KNEW YOU WOULD DO THAT, CAT WOULD HAVE NOT BECOME YOUR FRIEND. YOU HAVE DIED. [[START OVER->TITLE]]

VERY GOOD. [[START OVER]]

WELCOME TO CAT. CLICK THE START BUTTON TO BEGIN [[START->ALT]]

[[CAT SEES YOU]]

[[SOMETHING IS DIFFERENT AND IT SCARES CAT]]

CAT NO LONGER HAS CONTROL OF THE GAME. [[KILL CAT ]] [[OTHER]]

[[YOU HAVE KILLED CAT IN COLD BLOOD]]

TOO BAD, YOUR MORTAL HANDS HAVE BEEN POSSESSED BY A DARK AND ANCIENT POWER. [[KILL CAT ]]

[[START OVER->TITLE]] WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE GAME AND COMMITTED THE WORST ACT IMAGINABLE. WHAT DO YOU GAIN FROM THIS? WHY HAVE YOU WASTED YOUR TIME PLAYING CAT? PLEASE JUST LEAVE YOU HAVE LEFT ME NO CHOICE. [[END]]

GAME BY LEE YOU HAVE FOUND THE TRUE ENDING. [[START OVER->TITLE]]