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<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f5x483.jpg" width="100%"> <span class="sub" style="text-align:center;">The One Where they <span id="vn-click">Vietnam</span> <div class="nav" style="display: block">[[next|choose-a-character]]</div> <<audio "friends" volume 0.5 stop>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f3x42400.jpg" width="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> With respect to your heritage, you're not gay. You're <span id="vn-click"><i>Vietnamese</i></span>.<br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer2.name:</span> <span id="txt"></span></span> <div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); State.variables.points++; $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); $("#txt").empty().append(document.createTextNode("Ew, what's that?")); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/friends/friends%20season%202/friends%202x9%20-%20the%20one%20with%20phoebes%20dad/friends2x9-towpd575.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$player.name:</span> First Sergeant Walter Keller, born 1935. That makes you 38. Must've fought in <span id="vn-click">Vietnam</span>. What was it like?<br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer2.name:</span><span id="txt"></span></span> <div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav" style="text-align:center;"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").on("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); $("#txt").empty().append( document.createTextNode( " Horrible! ✓")); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f6x9190.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sd">(Joey and Ross enters)</span><span class="sub"><span class="cn">Joey:</span> Think about it! This can be your seduction lounge. Sex swing there, vibrating Jell-O pit right there, rotating <<cycle "$Vietnamese" autoselect>><<option "Chinese">><<option "Laotian">><<option "Taiwanese">><<option "Vietnamese">><<option "Korean">></span><<endcycle>> Shame Wheel right here!</span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#cycle-vietnamese").on("click", function (event) { if ($("#cycle-vietnamese")[0].innerHTML == "Vietnamese") { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); $("#cycle-vietnamese").empty().append(document.createTextNode(" Vietnamese ✓")); myAudio.play(); } else { myAudio.pause(); } }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/friends/friends%20season%202/friends%202x9%20-%20the%20one%20with%20phoebes%20dad/friends2x9-towpd292.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$player.name:</span> Wait for me in the cab then!<br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer2.name:</span> What am I gonna do? Sit in your car and get <span id="vn-click">mugged?</span><br><span id="txt"></span></span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav" style="text-align:center;"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode( "[laugh track]")); $("#txt").append(document.createTextNode(" I didn’t gay my way out of Vietnam just to be killed.")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f3x071408.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer2.name:</span> And <<cycle "$bikes" autoselect>><<option "bikes">><<option "bombs">><<option "corspes">><<option "Agent Orange">><<option "landmines">><</cycle>>! $player.name, there are <span id="op-match">bikes</span> everywhere.</span> <div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav" style="text-align:center;"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"></audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#cycle-bikes").on("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); console.log($("#cycle-bikes")); //alert($("#cycle-bikes")); State.variables.points++; $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#op-match").text($("#cycle-bikes")[0].innerHTML); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode( "[laugh track]")); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f6x9225.jpg" width="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer2.name:</span> I went to <span id="vn-click"><<linkreplace "Vietnam">> where they taught me to kill small children and women ✓<</linkreplace>>.</span> I've been in all kinds of penitentiaries, from Arizona to Alabama and back.</span> <div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav" style="text-align:center;"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/qoh1swy1taix4di/sad-aww.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[sad aww]")); $("#txt").empty().append(document.createTextNode("")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f8x4507.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$player.name:</span> That is exactly like <span id="vn-click">me and my fiancée</span>, <span id="txt"></span></span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).on(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); $("#txt").empty().text("except for the Vietnam part."); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f5x11138.jpg" width="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> You sure? It's the last helicopter out of Saigon.<br><span class="cn">$player.name:</span> <span id="vn-click"><<linkreplace "Vietnam">>Joke ✓ <</linkreplace>></span> all you want, but this is important.</span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav" style="text-align:center;"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { console.log("callback"); $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { State.variables.points++; $(".nav").show(); var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); myAudio.play(); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f4x13195.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$player.name:</span> You know, this really reminds me of my time in <<cycle "$Vietnam" autoselect>><<option "Angola">><<option "South Africa">><<option "Pakistan">><<option "Nepal">><<option "Zimbabwe">><<option "Germany">><<option "Pakistan">><<option "Vietnam">><<option "Egypt">><<option "Switzerland">><<option "Hungary">><<endcycle>>, picking up mortar shells with my godmother, Diana. Doesn't really matter of what she's a princess of. <span id="txt"></span></span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { console.log($("#cycle-vietnam")); $(event.content).find("#cycle-vietnam").on("click", function (event) { if ($("#cycle-vietnam")[0].innerHTML == "Vietnam") { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode( "[laugh track]")); $(".macro-cycle").empty().append(document.createTextNode("Vietnam ✓")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); $("#txt").empty().append(document.createTextNode("It's not really important.")); } else { myAudio.pause(); } }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f5x7248.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$player.name:</span> Hey, I know a lot about Eastern culture, too. I <<cycle "$s1">><<option "served">><<option "surfed">><<endcycle>> in 'Nam.<br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> Oh, you <<cycle "$s2">><<option "surfed">><<option "served">><<endcycle>> in Vietnam?<br><span class="cn">$player.name:</span><i><<cycle "$s3">><<option "Served.">><<option "Surfed.">><<endcycle>></i> I <<cycle "$s4">><<option "surfed">><<option "served">><<endcycle>> in Vietnam.</span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { //console.log("callback"); $(event.content).find("#cycle-s1,#cycle-s2,#cycle-s3,#cycle-s4").on("click", function (event) { if ($("#cycle-s1")[0].innerHTML == "surfed" && $("#cycle-s2")[0].innerHTML == "served" && $("#cycle-s3")[0].innerHTML == "Surfed." && $("#cycle-s4")[0].innerHTML == "surfed") { $(".nav").show(); //document.getElementById("next").style.pointerEvents = "auto"; State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $(".macro-cycle").append(document.createTextNode(" ✓")); myAudio.play(); } else { myAudio.pause(); } }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f4x09525.jpg" width ="100%"> <<set _catsPred to " Denmark. It's terrible everywhere and always in a different way. The only place I liked was">><span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer3.name:</span> Tazania, Paraguay, <<swap>>Hawaii,<<onswap>> <<replace '#catsPred'>>_catsPred<</replace>> <</swap>> @@#catsPred;_catsPred@@ <<swap>>Vietnam,<</swap>> although I barely left the resort.</span> <div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav" style="text-align:center;"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find(".swappable").one("click", function (event) { console.log($(".swappable")[0].innerHTML); if ($(".swappable")[0].innerHTML == "Vietnam," && $(".swappable")[1].innerHTML == "Hawaii,") { $(".nav").show(); var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); State.variables.points++; $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); $(".swappable").append(document.createTextNode(" ✓")); } else { myAudio.pause(); } }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f5x75.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer2.name:</span> How did you meet your him?<br><span class="cn">$player.name:</span> Ah, Hector Lopez and I were childhood friend... <br>Then he went to Vietnam and died,<<set _catsPred to 'but'>> which was <<swap>>wonderful<<onswap>> <<replace '#catsPred'>>_catsPred<</replace>> <</swap>> @@#catsPred;_catsPred@@ <<swap>>sad<</swap>><span id="txt"></span></span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav" style="text-align:center;"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).on(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find(".swappable").on("click", function (event) { console.log($(".swappable")[0].innerHTML); if ($(".swappable")[0].innerHTML == "sad" && $(".swappable")[1].innerHTML == "wonderful") { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $(".swappable").append(document.createTextNode(" ✓")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); $("#txt").empty().append(document.createTextNode( " because that's how I met my new husband.")); } else { myAudio.pause(); } }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f5x8280.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> Well well, now <i>that</i> is our <span id="vn-click">Vietnam.</span></span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav"></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); $(".wrapper").css("display","block"); }); }); <</script>> <div class='wrapper'> <div class='movie'> The One where we Vietnam</div> <div class='job'> Executive Producer</div> <div class='name'> Anh Lê</div> <div class='job'> Guidance</div> <div class='name'> Allison Parrish</div> <div class='job'> Support</div> <div class='name'> MK Dave Stein Dave Currie</div> <div class='job'> References</div> <div class='name'> 2 Broke Girls (2011–2017) 30 Rock (2006–2013) American Crime Story (2016– ) Arrested Development (2003–2019) Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013–2021) Cheers (1982–1993) NCIS (2003–) Friends (1994–2004) Fuller House (2016–2020) Glee (2009–2015) Frasier (1993–2004) How I Met Your Mother (2005–2014) Man with a Plan (2016–2020) Modern Family (2009–2020) New Girl (2011–2018) Prodigal Son (2019–2021) Riverdale (2017– ) Sierra Burgess Is a Loser (2018) The Good Place (2016–2020) Trading Places (1983) Veep (2012–2019) tick, tick...BOOM! (2021) Escape Room (2019) F is for Family (2015–2022) </div>

@@#time;<<playtime format>>@@\ <<silently>>\ <<repeat 1s>>\ <<replace '#time'>><<playtime format>><</replace>>\ <</repeat>>\ <</silently>> @@#time;<<playtime format>>@@ <<silently>> <<repeat 1s>> <<replace '#time'>><<playtime format>><</replace>> <</repeat>> <</silently>>\ <span class="sub">No-no-no-no, we're <<link "done.">> <<replace "#ins" t8n>><span class="sub"> We're not getting into that <span id="vn-click">Vietnam.</span><</replace>><</link>><span id="ins"></span> <<audio "laugh" volume 0.5 play>> <<set $skill = $MID_SKILL>> <<set $money += $SALARY[$skill]>> Money: <<print $money>> <img src="media/img/sitcom-1.png" width="100%">\ <<cycle "$brunch" autoselect>> <<option "huevos rancheros" "eggs">> <<option "vietnam" "sad">> <<endcycle>> There's no place like <<linkreplace "home">>my <<linkreplace "brother">>brother-in-law's college roommate<<endlinkreplace>>'s apartment.<<endlinkreplace>> Rain is falling from the <<print either("slate", "stone", "somber", "grey", "dull")>> <<if $minutes get 60>> <<print "First Hour">> <<elseif $minutes get 120>> <<print "Second Hour">> <</if>> <<nobr>> <<set $CurDate = new Date('June 14, 2018 15:30')>> <<set $Appointment = clone($CurDate)>> <<set $Appointment.setDate($Appointment.getDate() + 1)>> <<set $Appointment.setHours(18, 0, 0, 0)>> <<set _timeOptions = { weekday: 'long', year: 'numeric', month: 'numeric', day: 'numeric', hour: 'numeric', minute: 'numeric' }>> <<set _Remaining = $Appointment - $CurDate>> <<set _hours = Math.floor(_Remaining / 3.6e6)>> <<set _minutes = Math.floor((_Remaining % 3.6e6) / 6e4)>> <<set _seconds = Math.floor((_Remaining % 6e4) / 1000)>> Time remaining: _hours hours, _minutes minutes, and _seconds seconds <</nobr>> → Insert some text after 5 seconds with a transition I want to go to…<<timed 5s t8n>> WONDERLAND!<</timed>> → Replace some text after 10 seconds I like green <span id="eggs">eggs</span> and ham!\ <<timed 10s>><<replace "#eggs">>pancakes<</replace>><</timed>> → Insert some text in 2 second intervals three times (at: 2s, 4s, 6s) <<timed 2s>>Hi! Ho! <<next>>Hi! Ho! <<next>>It's off to work we go! <</timed>> → Set a $variable after 4 seconds, 3 seconds, 2 seconds, and 1 second <<silently>> <<set $choice to 0>> <<timed 4s>> <<set $choice to 1>> <<next 3s>> <<set $choice to 2>> <<next 2s>> <<set $choice to 3>> <<next 1s>> <<set $choice to 4>> <</timed>> <</silently>> → Replace some text with a variable interval → Given: _delay is "2s" the interval will be 2 seconds I'll have <span id="drink">some water</span>, please.\ <<timed _delay>><<replace "#drink">>a glass of milk<</replace>>\ <<next>><<replace "#drink">>a can of soda<</replace>>\ <<next>><<replace "#drink">>a cup of coffee<</replace>>\ <<next>><<replace "#drink">>tea, southern style, sweet<</replace>>\ <<next>><<replace "#drink">>a scotch, neat<</replace>>\ <<next>><<replace "#drink">>a bottle of your finest absinthe<</replace>>\ <</timed>> Rain is falling from the <<print either("slate", "stone", "somber", "grey", "dull")>> <<switch $player.name>> <<case $char[0].name>> <<set $NewPerson = $char[1].name>> <<case $char[1].name>> <<set $NewPerson = $char[2].name>> <<case $char[2].name>> <<set $NewPerson = $char[3].name>> <<case $char[3].name>> <<set $NewPerson = $char[4].name>> <<case $char[4].name>> <<set $NewPerson = $char[5].name>> <<case $char[5].name>> <<set $NewPerson = $char[0].name>> <</switch>> <div id="test">\ After the <<link "first">> <<replace "#test">>After the <<link "second">> <<replace "#test">>After the <<link "third">> <<replace "#test">>After the [[fourth]] phase, after passionate nights and intimate days,<</replace>> <</link>> phase, after passionate nights and intimate days,<</replace>> <</link>> phase, after passionate nights and intimate days,<</replace>> <</link>> phase,<br> after passionate nights and intimate days, \</div> //Italic// ''Bold'' //Emphasis// ''Strong Emphasis'' ==Strikethrough== Super^^script^^ Sub~~script~~ > Quote >> Nested quote * A list item * Another list item # A list item # Another list item """No //format//""" @@Highlight Inline@@ !Level 1 Heading !!Level 2 Heading !!!Level 3 Heading !!!!Level 4 Heading !!!!!Level 5 Heading !!!!!!Level 6 Heading <div id="test">\ After the <<link "first">> <<replace "#test">>After the <<link "second">> <<replace "#test">>After the <<link "third">> <<replace "#test">>After the [[fourth]] phase, after passionate nights and intimate days,<</replace>> <</link>> phase, after passionate nights and intimate days,<</replace>> <</link>> phase, after passionate nights and intimate days,<</replace>> <</link>> phase,<br> after passionate nights and intimate days, \</div> $NonPlayer.name: Think about it! This can be your seduction lounge.<<timed 1s t8n>> Sex swing there, vibrating Jell-O pit right there,<<next>>rotating Vienamese Shame Wheel right here!<</timed>> count++; $("#counter").html("laugh counter: "+count); Points: $points Points: <<print $points>> [[Option that increases the number of points|page-1][$points += 1]] [[Option that decreases the number of points|page-1][$points -= 1]] <<if $points gt 0>> \You have more than zero points\ <<elseif $points lt 0>> \You have less than zero points\ <<else>> \You have zero points\ <</if>> <<print "Laugh Counter:">><div id="counter">[[click this|link passage]]</div> <<script>> var count = 0; $("#counter").click(function() { count++; let storage = parseInt(sessionStorage.getItem('count')) + 1; console.log(storage); sessionStorage.setItem('count', storage); $("#counter").html("My current count is: "+storage); }); <</script>> <<print "Laugh Counter:">><div id="counter"></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/secure.notion-static.com/f446582f-8543-45c4-85b3-8e53f0e404c1/laugh-track.mp3?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Content-Sha256=UNSIGNED-PAYLOAD&X-Amz-Credential=AKIAT73L2G45EIPT3X45%2F20220414%2Fus-west-2%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20220414T223002Z&X-Amz-Expires=86400&X-Amz-Signature=b52f64d0148efe19143ffbef08962715f66e3c5988a2cb708b27210e3524a0d1&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&response-content-disposition=filename%20%3D%22laugh-track.mp3%22&x-id=GetObject"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { console.log("callback"); $(event.content).find("#cycle-s1,#cycle-s2,#cycle-s3,#cycle-s4").on("click", function (event) { console.log($("#cycle-s4")[0].innerHTML); if ($("#cycle-s1")[0].innerHTML == "surfed" && $("#cycle-s2")[0].innerHTML == "served" && $("#cycle-s3")[0].innerHTML == "Surfed" && $("#cycle-s4")[0].innerHTML == "surfed") { var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); $( "#laugh" ).append( document.createTextNode( "[laugh track]" )); myAudio.play(); count++; $("#counter").html("laugh counter: "+count); } else { myAudio.pause(); } }); }); <</script>> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vietnam").on("click", function (event) { if ($("#vietnam")[0].innerHTML == "Vietnam") { var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); } else { myAudio.pause(); } }); }); <</script>> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/secure.notion-static.com/f446582f-8543-45c4-85b3-8e53f0e404c1/laugh-track.mp3?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Content-Sha256=UNSIGNED-PAYLOAD&X-Amz-Credential=AKIAT73L2G45EIPT3X45%2F20220414%2Fus-west-2%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20220414T223002Z&X-Amz-Expires=86400&X-Amz-Signature=b52f64d0148efe19143ffbef08962715f66e3c5988a2cb708b27210e3524a0d1&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&response-content-disposition=filename%20%3D%22laugh-track.mp3%22&x-id=GetObject"> </audio> <<print "Laugh Counter:">><div id="counter">[[click this|beautiful-country]]</div> <<script>> var count = 0; $("#counter").click(function() { count++; let storage = parseInt(sessionStorage.getItem('count')) + 1; console.log(storage); sessionStorage.setItem('count', storage); $("#counter").html("My current count is: "+storage); }); <</script>> <<script>> var count = 0; $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#cycle-vietnam").on("click", function (event) { console.log($("#cycle-vietnam")); if ($("#cycle-vietnam")[0].innerHTML == "The Vietnam War?") { var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); document.getElementById("next").style.pointerEvents = "auto"; $( "#laugh" ).append( document.createTextNode( "[laugh track]" )); count++; $("#counter").html("laugh counter: "+count); } else { myAudio.pause(); } }); }); <</script>> <<print "Laugh Counter:">><div id="counter">[[click this|vivisection]]</div> <<script>> var count = 0; sessionStorage.setItem('count', 0); let storage = sessionStorage.getItem('count'); console.log(parseInt(storage)); $("#counter").click(function() { count++; let storage = parseInt(sessionStorage.getItem('count')) + 1; console.log(storage); sessionStorage.setItem('count', storage); $("#counter").html("My current count is: "+storage); }); <</script>> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { var count = 0; sessionStorage.setItem('count', 0); let storage = sessionStorage.getItem('count'); console.log(parseInt(storage)); $(event.content).find("#click").on("click", function (event) { let storage = parseInt(sessionStorage.getItem('count')) + 1; console.log(storage); sessionStorage.setItem('count', storage); $("#click").html("My current count is: "+storage); }); }); <</script>> <<print "Laugh Counter:">><div id="counter">Test here</div> <<script>> var count = 0; sessionStorage.setItem('count', 0); $("#update").click(function() { count++; let storage = sessionStorage.getItem('count') + 1; console.log(storage); sessionStorage.setItem('count', storage); $("#counter").html("My current count is: "+storage); }); <</script>> <span id="click"><<print $test>></span><span id="laugh"></span> <<script>> let storage = sessionStorage.getItem('count'); if(storage == null){ sessionStorage.setItem('count', 0); } console.log(parseInt(storage)); State.variables.test = parseInt(storage); //$("#click").html(`My current count is: ${parseInt(storage)}`); //document.getElementById("click").innerText = `My current count is: ${parseInt(storage)}` $("#click").empty().append(state.active.variables.click); $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#click").on("click", function (event) { $( "#laugh" ).append( document.createTextNode( "[laugh track]" )); let storage = parseInt(sessionStorage.getItem('count')) + 1; console.log(storage); sessionStorage.setItem('count', storage); $("#click").html("My current count is: "+storage); }); }); <</script>> <span id="click"><<print $counter>></span> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { var count = 0; sessionStorage.setItem('count', 0); let storage = sessionStorage.getItem('count'); console.log(parseInt(storage)); $(event.content).find("#click").on("click", function (event) { let storage = parseInt(sessionStorage.getItem('count')) + 1; //console.log(storage); sessionStorage.setItem('count', storage); $("#click").html("My current count is: "+storage); }); }); <</script>> /////// <span id="click"><<print "My current count is:" + $test>></span> <<script>> let storage = sessionStorage.getItem('count'); if(storage == null){ sessionStorage.setItem('count', 0); } console.log(parseInt(storage)); State.variables.test = parseInt(storage); //$("#click").html(`My current count is: ${parseInt(storage)}`); //document.getElementById("click").innerText = `My current count is: ${parseInt(storage)}` $("#click").empty().append(state.active.variables.click); $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#click").on("click", function (event) { $( "#laugh" ).append( document.createTextNode( "[laugh track]" )); let storage = parseInt(sessionStorage.getItem('count')) + 1; console.log(storage); sessionStorage.setItem('count', storage); //$("#click").html("My current count is: "+storage); }); }); <</script>> <script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { State.variables.points++; $(event.content).find("#cycle-vietnam").on("click", function (event) { console.log($("#cycle-vietnam")); if ($("#cycle-vietnam")[0].innerHTML == "The Vietnam War?") { var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); document.getElementById("next").style.pointerEvents = "auto"; $( "#laugh" ).append( document.createTextNode( "[laugh track]")); var counter = $('#count').val(); counter++ ; $( "#count" ).val(State.variables.points); //console.log(Object.defineProperty(window, "points", { get: function() { return State.variables; } })) } else { myAudio.pause(); } }); }); <</script>> [[The Vietnam War|link passage here][$points += 1]] <<set _VnTaiwan to 'after several years, the graves are dug up and bones reburied in a ceramic pot.'>>\ Did you know, in <<swap>>Vietnam<<onswap>> <<if swapCurrent() is 'Taiwan'>> <<set _VnTaiwan to ' nothing happens'>> <<else>> <<set _VnTaiwan to ' after several years, the graves are dug up and bones reburied in a ceramic pot'>> <</if>> <<replace '#vn-taiwan'>>_VnTaiwan<</replace>> <</swap>>,@@#vn-taiwan;_VnTaiwan@@, unlike <<swap>>Taiwan<</swap>>. <span class="sub"><span id="conv1"> <span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> Let's start by throwing out some ideas when you hear the word <span id="conv1"><<click "America">><<replace "#conv1">> Let's start by throwing out some ideas when you hear the word America <span id="conv2"><<click "America">><<replace "#conv2">> <span class="cn">$NonPlayer3.name:</span> George Washington! <span id="conv3"><<click "America">><<replace "#conv3">> <span class="cn">$player.name:</span> Abraham Lincoln! <span id="conv4"><<click "America">><<replace "#conv4">> <span class="cn">$NonPlayer2.name:</span> Empire, <span id="conv5"><<click "America">><<replace "#conv5">> racism, <span id="conv6"><<click "America">><<replace "#conv6">> genocide, <span id="conv7"><<click "America">><<replace "#conv7">> Vietnam. <</replace>><</click>></span> <</replace>><</click>></span> <</replace>><</click>></span> <</replace>><</click>></span> <</replace>><</click>></span> <</replace>><</click>></span> <</replace>><</click>></span> </span>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/friends/friends%20season%201/friends%201x24%20-%20the%20one%20where%20rachel%20finds%20out/friends1x23-towrfo487.jpg" width="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> Hey, Vietnam is <span id="vn-click"><<cycle "$v1" autoselect>><<option "a wasteland">><<option "a dead zone">><<option "a stupid mistake">><<option "a country">><<endcycle>></span> and it's near China. Uh, it-it's known for, uh... its... its <span id="vn-click"><<cycle "$v2">><<option "phở">><<option "bamboo">><<option "Viet Congs">><<option "Agent Orange">><<option "farms">><<endcycle>></span> with all of the, uh... <span id="vn-click"><<cycle "$v3">><<<option "helicopters">><<option "water buffalos">><<option "landmines">><<option "jungles">><<option "rivers">><<endcycle>>.</span></span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav" style="text-align:center;">[[Next|bikes]]</div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"></audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f3x13647.jpg" width="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$player.name:</span> So what do y'all want to talk about? <span id="vn-click"><<cycle "$vietnam" autoselect>><<option "Vivisection?">><<option "The Vasdeferens?">><<option "The Vietnam War?">><<endcycle>></span></span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav" style="text-align:center;"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).on(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#cycle-vietnam").on("click", function (event) { if ($("#cycle-vietnam")[0].innerHTML == "The Vietnam War?") { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append( document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); $("#cycle-vietnam").append(document.createTextNode(" ✓")); //console.log(Object.defineProperty(window, "points", { get: function() { return State.variables; } })) } else { myAudio.pause(); } }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f1x1000048_555.jpg" width="100%"> <span class="sd">[Scene: Central Perk, <<link 'Joey' 'cuppa'>><<set $player to $char1>><</link>>, <<link 'Rachel' 'vivisection'>><<set $player to $char2>><</link>>, <<link 'Phoebe' 'cuppa'>><<set $player to $char3>><</link>>, <<link 'Chandler' 'hooker'>><<set $player to $char4>><</link>>, <<link 'Ross' 'surfed-served'>><<set $player to $char5>><</link>> and <<link 'Monica' 'banh-mi'>><<set $player to $char6>><</link>> are sitting at the couch.</span>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f6x11586.jpg" width="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> Speaking of flying .... the last time I had to <span id="vn-click">fly commercial,</span><span id="txt"></span></span> <div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav" style="text-align:center;">[[Next|fly-commercial]]</div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).on(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append( document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#txt").empty().append(document.createTextNode(" I felt like I was on the last chopper out of Saigon.")); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f6x11607.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> Ah yes. Flying commercial, your own personal <span id="vn-click"><<cycle "$mistake" autoselect>><<option "mistake.">><<option "tragedy.">><<option "loss.">><<option "trauma.">><<option "Vietnam.">><<endcycle>></span></span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav" style="text-align:center;"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#cycle-mistake").on("click", function (event) { if ($("#cycle-mistake")[0].innerHTML == "Vietnam.") { $(".nav").show(); var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $(".macro-cycle").empty().append(document.createTextNode("Vietnam. ✓")); State.variables.points++; $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); } else { myAudio.pause(); } }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f3x20143.jpg" width="100%"> <div class="sd">[Scene: Central Perk, <<link 'Chandler' 'nature-walk'>><<set $player to $char4>><</link>> and <<link 'Joey' 'nature-walk'>><<set $player to $char1>><</link>> are waiting for a cab.]</div>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f4x02304.jpg" width="100%"> <div class="sd">[Scene: Monica's and Rachel's. <<link 'Phoebe' 'cheers-id'>><<set $player to $char3>><</link>> and <<link 'Monica' 'rice-paddy'>><<set $player to $char6>><</link>> are reading magazines, while <<link 'Joey' 'fiancee'>><<set $player to $char1>><</link>>, <<link 'Chandler' 'bad-plan'>><<set $player to $char4>><</link>> and <<link 'Rachel' 'rice-paddy'>><<set $player to $char2>><</link>> are talking about <<link 'Ross' 'bad-plan'>><<set $player to $char5>><</link>>]</div>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f4x02309.jpg" width="100%"> <div class="sd">[Scene: Rachel's and Monica's apartment. <<link 'Joey' 'bad-plan'>><<set $player to $char1>> <</link>> and <<link 'Chandler' 'bad-plan'>><<set $player to $char4>><</link>> are arguing loudly]</div>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f4x02355.jpg" width="100%"> <div class="sd">[$char2.name came over]</div> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$player.name:</span> I have no idea how we're gonna do this. <br><span class="cn">$char2.name:</span> Oh, 'cause we shouldn't. It's a really <span id="vn-click">bad plan.</span><br><span id="txt"></span></span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#txt").empty().append(document.createTextNode( "Vietnam sounds like a better plan. ✓")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f1x1000048_555.jpg" width="100%"> <div class="sd">[Scene: Central Perk, <<link 'Ross' 'cold-opening-2'>><<set $player to $char5>><</link>>, <<link 'Phoebe' 'cold-opening-2'>><<set $player to $char3>><</link>>, <<link 'Rachel' 'cold-opening-2'>><<set $player to $char2>><</link>>, <<link 'Chandler' 'cold-opening-2'>><<set $player to $char4>><</link>>, <<link 'Joey' 'cold-opening-2'>><<set $player to $char1>><</link>> and <<link 'Monica' 'cold-opening-2'>><<set $player to $char6>><</link>>]</div>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/friends/friends%20season%201/friends%201x12%20-%20the%20one%20with%20the%20dozen%20lasangas/friends1x12-towtdl3.jpg" width="100%"> <div class="sd">[$player.name working on crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from <i>Bridgerton</i>]</div> <span class="nav" style="display: block">[[next|cold-opening-3]]</span>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f1x1000003_631.jpg" width="100%"> <div class="sd">[♪ opening theme song ♪]</div> <div class="nav" style="display: block">[[next|opening-2]]</div> <<audio "friends" volume 0.5 play>> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/yw6sw0nxzyuv7st/friends.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).on(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find(".sd").on("click", function (event) { myAudio.play(); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/friends/friends%20season%201/friends%201x12%20-%20the%20one%20with%20the%20dozen%20lasangas/friends1x12-towtdl2.jpg" width="100%"> <div class="sd">[$NonPlayer.name joins in, followed by $NonPlayer2.name and $NonPlayer4.name, then the whole gang start humming]</div> <span class="nav" style="display: block">[[next|cold-opening-4]]</span>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/friends/friends%20season%201/friends%201x3%20-%20the%20one%20with%20the%20thumb/friends1x3-towtt5.jpg" width="100%"> <span class="sd">($player.name enters, holding coffee pot)</span><span class="sub"><br><span class="cn">$player.name:</span> Any of you fancy a cuppa?<br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer2.name:</span> No thanks. The coffee here smells like <<cycle "$vietnam">><<option "a country.">><<option "a swamp.">><<option "a war.">><<option "a loss.">><<option "a mistake.">><<option "a piece of shit.">><<option "Vietnam.">><<endcycle>></span> <div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#cycle-vietnam").on("click", function (event){ if ($("#cycle-vietnam")[0].innerHTML == "Vietnam.") { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; myAudio.play(); var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); $("#laugh-track").empty().append( document.createTextNode("[laugh track]" )); $("#cycle-vietnam").append(document.createTextNode(" ✓")); } else { myAudio.pause(); } }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/friends/friends%20season%201/friends%201x19%20-%20the%20one%20where%20the%20monkey%20gets%20away/friends1x19-towtmga82.jpg" width="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> <span class="sd">(turn to $NonPlayer2.name)</span> By the way, I bought plane tickets to Rome when you weren't looking. <span id="vn-click">Terrible itinerary,</span> <span id="txt"></span><br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer2.name: </span>Eww, what! Why!</span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav" style="text-align:center;"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).on(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { State.variables.points++; $(".nav").show(); var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append( document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#txt").empty().append(document.createTextNode( "connect through Vietnam!")); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f3x41416.jpg" width="100%"> <div class="sd">[♪ intermission music ♪]</div> <div class="nav" style="display: block;">[[Next|breakfast-3]]</div>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f4x09275.jpg" width="100%"> <span class="sd">[Scene: Monica's and Rachel's apartment. <<link 'Rachel' 'princess-diana'>><<set $player to $char2>><</link>>, <<link 'Phoebe' 'princess-diana'>><<set $player to $char3>><</link>> and <<link 'Monica' 'princess-diana'>><<set $player to $char6>><</link>> are having breakfast.]</span>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f4x02364.jpg" width="100%"> <div class="sd">[♪ instrumental music ♪]</div> <span class="nav" style="display: block">[[Next|cab]]</span>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/friends/friends%20season%202/friends%202x9%20-%20the%20one%20with%20phoebes%20dad/friends2x9-towpd450.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$player.name:</span> So I was thinking I'd keep $NonPlayer.name's seat warm.<br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> Why? When JFK was shot, Jackie O didn't become president. <span id="vn-click">Lyndon B. Johnson</span> did.<br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer2.name:</span><span id="txt"></span><div id="laugh-track"></div></span> <div class="nav" style="text-align:center;"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); State.variables.points++; $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode( "[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); $("#txt").empty().append(document.createTextNode(" And then he lead us into Vietnam. ✓")); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/friends/friends%20season%202/friends%202x9%20-%20the%20one%20with%20phoebes%20dad/friends2x9-towpd550.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="sd">(everyone looks at $player.name)</span><br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> Nice outfit! You look like a <span id="vn-click">pimp</span><span id="txt"></span></span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav" style="text-align:center;"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode( "[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); $("#txt").empty().append( document.createTextNode(" I used to use in Vietnam. ✓")); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/friends/friends%20season%202/friends%202x9%20-%20the%20one%20with%20phoebes%20dad/friends2x9-towpd557.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer3.name:</span> What is that smell?<span class="sd">(sniffs)</span></span> <span id="txt"></span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav" style="text-align:center;"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find(".sd").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; myAudio.play(); State.variables.points++; $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#txt").empty().append(document.createTextNode("Oh, my God! My nostrils feel like Vietnam. ✓")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/friends/friends%20season%201/friends%201x12%20-%20the%20one%20with%20the%20dozen%20lasangas/friends1x12-towtdl25.jpg" width="100%"> <div class="sd">[$player.name starts humming theme from <i>Apocalyspe Now</i>]</div> <span class="nav" style="display: block">[[next|cold-opening-5]]</span>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/friends/friends%20season%201/friends%201x12%20-%20the%20one%20with%20the%20dozen%20lasangas/friends1x12-towtdl27.jpg" width="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer4.name:</span> No-no-no-no, we're done. We're not getting into that <span id="vn-click">Vietnam.</span><span id="tick"></span></span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav" style="text-align:center;">[[next|opening-1]]</div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#tick").empty().append(document.createTextNode("✓")); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f4x12679.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> I ain't seen nothing since I stepped on that <span id="vn-click">landmine</span><span id="txt"></span></span> <div class="nav"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <div id="laugh-track"></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); $("#txt").empty().append(document.createTextNode(" in Vietnam. ✓")); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f4x13718.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> Oh you don't want to go out right now. <span id="vn-click">The Vietnam vets</span> are starting to retire. <span id="txt"></span></span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); $("#txt").append(document.createTextNode("They get antsy at night around all these palm trees.")); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/friends/friends%20season%202/friends%202x15%20-%20the%20one%20where%20ross%20and%20rachel%20you%20know/friends2x15-towraryk246.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name: </span>I was <span id="vn-click">a delivery boy</span> in Vietnam. <span id="txt"></span></span> <div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#txt").empty().append(document.createTextNode("I mostly delivered bad news, like, 'That hooker was a dude.'")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); $("#cycle-vietnam").empty().append(document.createTextNode(" ✓")); myAudio.play(); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f4x12418.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span id="conv1"><span class="sd">[TV show host: "Let's start by throwing out some ideas when you hear the word </span> <span id="conv1" style="color:white;"><<click "'America'">>]<<replace "#conv1">><span class="sd">[TV screen reads: Let's start by throwing out some ideas when you hear the word 'America']</span> <span id="conv2" style="color:white;"><<click ">">><<replace "#conv2">><span class="cn">$NonPlayer3.name:</span> George Washington <span id="conv3"><<click ">">><<replace "#conv3">><span class="cn">$player.name:</span> Abraham Lincoln <span id="conv4"><<click ">">><<replace "#conv4">><span class="cn">$NonPlayer2.name:</span> Empire, <span id="conv5"><<click "America">><<replace "#conv5">> racism, <span id="conv6"><<click "America">><<replace "#conv6">> genocide, <span id="conv7"><<click "America">><<replace "#conv7">> <span id="vn-click">Vietnam. ✓</span><</replace>><</click>></span><</replace>><</click>></span><</replace>><</click>></span><</replace>><</click>></span><</replace>><</click>></span><</replace>><</click>></span><</replace>><</click>></span></span> <div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).on(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#conv1").on("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); State.variables.points++; $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f6x11114.jpg" width="100%"><span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> Yeah, my mom's cookbook chronicled some of the least-healthy recipes known to man. No publishers wanted it. Look at these reviews!<br><span class="sd">(waves magazine)</span></span> <div class="nav" style="display:block;">[[Next|dietary-2]]</div>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f6x4615.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> Do you know what you did?<br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer3.name:</span> Gave them donuts?<br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> You monster! Hasn't <span id="vn-click">your generation</span> done enough? First, Vietnam, now this?<br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer3.name: </span><span id="txt"></span></span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav" style="text-align:center;"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); State.variables.points++; $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode( "[laugh track]")); $("#txt").empty().append(document.createTextNode("How old do you think I am???")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); }); }); <</script>>

<img src=" http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f3x20489.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer3.name:</span> Why did you dress her in <span id="vn-click">jungle prints</span><br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer2.name:</span> Because I thought it would be cute!<br> <span class="cn">$NonPlayer3.name:</span> <span id="txt"></span></span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav" style="text-align:center;"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); State.variables.points++; $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode( "[laugh track]")); $("#txt").empty().append(document.createTextNode("She's gonna think she's back in Vietnam!")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); }); }); <</script>>

<img src=" http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f4x09111.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer3.name:</span> Remember how much fun we had when we built that bookshelf together? Let's do that again!<br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer2.name:</span> <span class ="sd">[looks at camera]</span> That bookshelf was my <span id="vn-click"><<linkreplace "Vietnam.">> Vietnam. <br>And I was <i>in</i> Vietnam. ✓ <</linkreplace>></span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).on(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append( document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f6x1119~0.jpg" width="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer3.name:</span> She tricked us into making every decision in our lives. <<set _catsPred to 'has taken so much from the'>>\ When I wanted to adopt, she asked "$NonPlayer3.name, <<swap>>Vietnamese<<onswap>><<replace '#catsPred'>>_catsPred<</replace>> <</swap>> @@#catsPred;_catsPred@@ <<swap>>Americans<</swap>>, <span id="txt"></span><div id="laugh-track"></div> </span><div id="laugh-track"></div><div class="nav"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find(".swappable").one("click", function (event) { if ($(".swappable")[0].innerHTML == "Americans" && $(".swappable")[1].innerHTML == "Vietnamese") { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); $("#txt").empty().append(document.createTextNode(" do you really want to snatch one of their children?")); } else { myAudio.pause(); } }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f3x101395.jpg" width="100%"> <div class="sd">[♪ instrumental music ♪]</div> <div class="nav" style="display:block;"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/friends/friends%20season%201/friends%201x24%20-%20the%20one%20where%20rachel%20finds%20out/friends1x23-towrfo4.jpg" width="100%"><span class="sd">($NonPlayer2.name took the magazine)</span><span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer2.name:</span> "A <span id="vn-click"><<linkreplace "diet?">><<linkreplace "dietary Vietnam?">> <<linkreplace "dietary Vietnam? Pure poison?">> dietary Vietnam? Pure poison? A culinary kick to the crotch?✓<</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>>"</span> These rejection letters are so hurtful and specific!<br><span class="cn">$player.name:</span> On the bright side, getting mail is fun!<div id="laugh-track"></div></span> <div class="nav"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"></audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").on("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode( "[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); //$("#txt").append('ary Vietnam? "Pure poison"? "A culinary kick to the crotch!') }); }); <</script>>

<span class="lc" style="text-align:center;">Laugh counter: <span id="laugh-count"><<print $points>></span></span>

<<if passage() is not "the-end">> <<if $randoms.length gt 0>> <<set _next to either($randoms.pluck())>> <<run $randoms.delete(_next)>> <<else>> <<set _next to "the-end">> <</if>> <<link "Next" _next>><</link>> <</if>> <<set $NonPlayer = either($characters)>> <<set $NonPlayer2 = either($characters)>> <<set $NonPlayer3 = either($characters)>> <<set $NonPlayer4 = either($characters)>> <<if $player == $NonPlayer>> <<set $NonPlayer = either($characters)>> <<if $NonPlayer == $NonPlayer2 || $player == $NonPlayer2 >> <<set $NonPlayer2 = either($characters)>> <<if $NonPlayer == $NonPlayer3 || $player == $NonPlayer3 || $NonPlayer2 == $NonPlayer3>> <<set $NonPlayer3 = either($characters)>> <<if $NonPlayer == $NonPlayer4 || $player == $NonPlayer4 || $NonPlayer2 == $NonPlayer4 || $NonPlayer3 == $NonPlayer4>> <<set $NonPlayer4 = either($characters)>> <<endif>> <<endif>> <<endif>> <<endif>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/friends/friends%20season%202/friends%202x2%20-%20the%20one%20with%20the%20breast%20milk/friends2x2-towtbm283.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> Your adopted daughter is from Vietnam? We were able to adopt from Korea, so... <span class="sd">[laughs obnoxiously]</span> <div class="nav" style="display:block;">[[Next|vn-kr-2]]</div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").append(document.createTextNode( "[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/friends/friends%20season%201/friends%201x23%20-%20the%20one%20with%20the%20birth/friends1x23-towtb579.jpg" width ="100%"><span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> See, I used to be just like one of those guys. Now look at me. I got a gay son and <<set _catsPred to 'granddaughter. '>>a <<swap>>Vietnamese <<onswap>> <<replace '#catsPred'>>_catsPred<</replace>> <</swap>>@@#catsPred;_catsPred@@ <span class="cn"><br>$NonPlayer2.name:</span> She is actually <<swap>>Chinese <</swap>><br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> Only you would know the difference.</span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav" style="text-align:center;">[[Next|vn-kr-1]]</div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).on(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find(".swappable").one("click", function (event) { if ($(".swappable")[0].innerHTML == "Chinese " && $(".swappable")[1].innerHTML == "Vietnamese ") { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); } else { myAudio.pause(); } }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/friends/friends%20season%201/friends%201x11%20-%20the%20one%20with%20mrs%20bing/friends1x11-towmb12.jpg" width ="100%"><span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> You're one of the hottest people I know. I wish I had those–those<<set _catsPred to 'eyes of yours.'>> <<swap>>Vietnamese <<onswap>> <<replace '#catsPred'>>_catsPred<</replace>> <</swap>>@@#catsPred;_catsPred@@ <span class="cn"><br>$NonPlayer2.name:</span> They're <<swap>>Chinese <</swap>><br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> And wars have been fought over less, but thank you.</span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav" style="text-align:center;"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).on(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find(".swappable").one("click", function (event) { if ($(".swappable")[0].innerHTML == "Chinese " && $(".swappable")[1].innerHTML == "Vietnamese ") { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode( "[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); } else { myAudio.pause(); } }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/friends/friends%20season%202/friends%202x2%20-%20the%20one%20with%20the%20breast%20milk/friends2x2-towtbm288.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer2.name:</span><span class="sd">(whispers)</span> What does that mean? Are Koreans <span id="vn-click"><<cycle "$better">><<option "better?">><<option "worse?">><<option "smarter?">><<option "nicer?">><<option "the same?">><<option "not the same?">></span><<endcycle>></span><br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer3.name: </span><span id="txt"></span></span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#txt").empty().html("I don't know!"); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f4x09696.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer3.name:</span> I was on a plane with my mom...backpacking across <span id="vn-click">Vietnam</span>.<br><span id="txt"></span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/qoh1swy1taix4di/sad-aww.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); State.variables.points++; $("#txt").append(document.createTextNode( " The plane just crashed in the middle of the jungle.")); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode( "[sad aww]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f5x4195.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$player.name:</span> Wow. Budget negotiations going that well, huh?<br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer4.name:</span> I've had more fun fighting off a snake in a <<cycle "$rice">><<option "Chinese">><<option "Hawaiian">><<option "Malaysian">><<option "Indonesian">><<option "Taiwanese">><<option "Vietnamese">><<option "Thailand">><<option "Korean">></span><<endcycle>> rice paddy.</span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav" style="text-align:center;"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).on(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#cycle-rice").on("click", function (event) { console.log($("#cycle-rice")); if ($("#cycle-rice")[0].innerHTML == "Vietnamese") { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#cycle-rice").append(document.createTextNode(" ✓")); var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); } else { myAudio.pause(); } }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f4x12416.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$player.name:</span> Thanks for hoisting my lifeless legs up the stairs.<br> <span class="cn">$NonPlayer3.name:</span> Of course! You poor, poor man. <br><span class="cn">$player.name:</span> It's ok. I knew what I was doing when I <span id="vn-click">backflipped</span> off that balcony to prove I was too crazy to serve in the Army. But it worked.<span id="txt"></span></span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode( "[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); $("#txt").empty().append(document.createTextNode(" Now, stairs are my Vietnam. ✓")); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/friends/friends%20season%202/friends%202x9%20-%20the%20one%20with%20phoebes%20dad/friends2x9-towpd450.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer3.name:</span> When you look at me, do you see me as\ <<nobr>> <span id='options'> <<link 'a young man'>> <<replace '#options'>> <span id="vn-click">a young man</span> or <span id="vn-click">an older man?</span> <</replace>> <<append '#options'>> <br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> Oh no you don't. You're not getting me into that Vietnam. <</append>> <</link>> or <<link 'an older man?'>> <<replace '#options'>> <span id="vn-click">a young man</span> or <span id="vn-click">an older man?</span> <</replace>> <<append '#options'>> <br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> Oh no you don't. You're not getting me into that Vietnam. <</append>> <</link>> </span> <</nobr>> </span> <div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#options").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/friends/friends%20season%202/friends%202x9%20-%20the%20one%20with%20phoebes%20dad/friends2x9-towpd289.jpg" width="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$player.name: </span>How about a nice nature walk?<br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer3.name:</span> I've already taken a <span id="vn-click">nice nature walk.</span> <span id="txt"></span></span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav" style="text-align:center;">[[Next|gay-out-of-vn]]</div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#txt").empty().append(document.createTextNode("It's called Vietnam.")); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f4x12285.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer3.name:</span> <<set _VnTaiwan to ' the graves are dug up and bones reburied in a ceramic pot'>>\ Did you know, in <<swap>>Vietnam<<onswap>> <<if swapCurrent() is 'Taiwan'>> <<set _VnTaiwan to ' nothing happens'>> <<else>> <<set _VnTaiwan to ' the graves are dug up and bones reburied in a ceramic pot'>> <</if>> <<replace '#vn-taiwan'>>_VnTaiwan<</replace>> <</swap>> @@#vn-taiwan;_VnTaiwan@@, unlike <<swap>>Taiwan<</swap>>. <br><span class="cn">$player.name:</span> That's <<set _catsPred to 'not '>><<swap>>Vietnam <<onswap>> <<replace '#catsPred'>>_catsPred<</replace>> <</swap>>@@#catsPred;_catsPred@@ <<swap>>Taiwan <</swap>><span class="sd">[sighs]</span> I warned you about Wikipedia.</span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).on(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find(".swappable").one("click", function (event) { //console.log($(".swappable")[2].innerHTML); if ($(".swappable")[2].innerHTML == "Taiwan " && $(".swappable")[3].innerHTML == "Vietnam ") { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode( "[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); $(".swappable").append(document.createTextNode(" ✓")); } else { myAudio.pause(); } }); }); <</script>>

look into StoryLookup and why the passages are looping look into txt and laugh track tag and why they're looping lol replace all imgs duplicated character names and passages and txt append cannot click replace remove all next until clicked add icons or colors to incidate next, unfinished, header text, progress

<<widget 'choiceLink'>>\ <<nobr>> <<set _linkGroup to $args[0]>> <<set _linkText to $args[1]>> <<set _result to $args[2]>> <<capture _linkGroup, _result>> <<link _linkText>> <<append _linkGroup>> <<- '\n\n' + _result>> <</append>> <<run $(_linkGroup + ' a').off().addClass('no-link')>> <</link>> <</capture>> <</nobr>>\ <</widget>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/friends/friends%20season%201/friends%201x20%20-%20the%20one%20with%20the%20evil%20orthondontist/friends1x20-towteo455.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$player.name:</span> $NonPlayer3.name! Come try this <span id="vn-click">bánh mì</span>, it's my favourite!<br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer3.name:</span><span id="txt"></span></span> <div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"><source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"></audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); State.variables.points++; $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode( "[laugh track]")); $("#txt").empty().text("They shot you in Vietnam, and you're going to a Vietnamese restaurant?"); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/friends/friends%20season%202/friends%202x9%20-%20the%20one%20with%20phoebes%20dad/friends2x9-towpd450.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="nav"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></span> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer3.name:</span> When you look at me, do you see me as <span id="vn-click">a young man</span> or <span id="vn-click">an older man?</span><br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span><span id="txt"></span></span> <div id="laugh-track"></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).on(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find(".vn-click").one("click", function (event) { //console.log("setup.swap.current"); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").append(document.createTextNode( "[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); $("#txt").append(" Oh no no. I'm not get into that Vietnam.") }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f5x4137.jpg" width="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> <span id="vn-click">Stanky Leg</span> is a dance?<br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer2.name:</span> Yeah, what did you think it was?<br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer.name:</span> <span id="txt"></span></span> <div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").on("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); State.variables.points++; $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); $("#txt").empty().append(document.createTextNode("A medical condition that you got in Vietnam.")); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f8x4353.jpg" width ="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer2.name:</span> What did I tell you about bothering $player.name's things while they're <span id="vn-click">away?</span><br><span class="cn">$NonPlayer3.name:</span> <span class="sd">(to the camera)</span> <span id="txt"></span></span><br><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav">[[Next|beautiful-country]]</div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/qoh1swy1taix4di/sad-aww.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").empty().append(document.createTextNode("[sad aww]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); $("#txt").empty().append(document.createTextNode(' "Away" was the word my mom used instead of "in Vietnam." ')); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/friends/friends%20season%201/friends%201x12%20-%20the%20one%20with%20the%20dozen%20lasangas/friends1x12-towtdl27.jpg" width="100%"> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">Chandler:</span> No-no-no-no, we're done. We're not getting into that <span id="vn-click">Vietnam.</span><div id="laugh-track"></div></span> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { document.getElementById("next").style.pointerEvents = "auto"; State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").append(document.createTextNode(" [laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f5x483.jpg" width="100%"> </span> <span class="sub" style="text-align:center;">The one where they <<link "Vietnam">> <<replace "#ins" t8n>><span class="sub" style="text-align:center;"> <div class="nav">instructions</div><br>Click to<span id="vn-click"><<cycle "$cycle">><<option "Cycle">><<endcycle>></span>, <<swap>>swap<</swap>>, <span id="vn-click">replace</span> or reveal to build a "Vietnam" punchline. <br> Activate as many <span class="sd">[laugh track]</span> as possible.</span><</replace>> <</link>> <span id="ins"></span> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { $("#next").toggle(); document.getElementById("next").style.pointerEvents = "auto"; State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").append(document.createTextNode(" [laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); }); }); <</script>>

<div class="sub" style="text-align:left-align;">1. Welcome! This is a special <i>Friends</i> episode about Vietnam. <br> 2. Interact with the dialogue to find the <span id="vn-click">Vietnam punchline</span>.<br> You can: <li>click to <<cycle "$cycle">><<option "cycle">><<option "through">><<option "the">><<option "options! ✓">><<endcycle>></li><li> click to <<swap>>swap me<</swap>><<swap>>with me<</swap>>! </li><li> click to <span id="vn-click"><<linkreplace "reveal">><<linkreplace "reveal a longer version">>reveal the complete dialogue. <span id="tick">✓</span> <</linkreplace>> <</linkreplace>></span></li><br> 3. A successful punchline <span id="tick"></span> will lead to a <span class="sd">[laugh track]</span>, so unlock as many of those as possible! <br><div id="laugh-track"></div> <div class="nav">[[next|cold-opening-1]]</div><br> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).on(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find("#vn-click").one("click", function (event) { //"#vn-click, .swappable" $(".nav").show(); var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); $("#laugh-track").append(document.createTextNode("[laugh track]")); myAudio.play(); State.variables.points++; $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); $("#tick").append( document.createTextNode("✓")); }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f6x4153.jpg" width ="100%"> <div class="nav" style="text-align:center;"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div> <span class="sub"><span class="cn">$NonPlayer2.name:</span> How did you meet your him?<br><span class="cn">$player.name:</span> Ah, Hector Lopez and I were childhood friend. And then he went to <span id="vn-click">Vietnam</span> and died.<<set _catsPred to 'but'>>\ Which was <<swap>>wonderful<<onswap>> <<replace '#catsPred'>>_catsPred<</replace>> <</swap>> @@#catsPred;_catsPred@@ <<swap>>sad<</swap>>.</span><div id="laugh-track"></div> <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/qoh1swy1taix4di/sad-aww.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).on(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find(".swappable").one("click", function (event) { $(".nav").show(); State.variables.points++; var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); $("#laugh-track").append(document.createTextNode( "[sad aww]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); }); }); <</script>>

<<swap>>Paraguay<</swap>>, <<swap>>Denmark,<</swap>><<swap>>Tazania<</swap>>,<<swap>>Hawaii<</swap>>, It's terrible everywhere and always in a different way. The only place I liked was <<swap>>Vietnam<</swap>>, <audio id="myAudio"> <source src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jqeagl7ec7m2vk/laugh-track.mp3?dl=1"> </audio> <<script>> $(document).one(":passagerender", function (event) { $(event.content).find(".swappable").one("click", function (event) { console.log($(".swappable")[0].innerHTML); if ($(".swappable")[0].innerHTML == "Paraguay," && $(".swappable")[1].innerHTML == "Tazania," && $(".swappable")[2].innerHTML == "Hawaii," && $(".swappable")[1].innerHTML == "Denmark,") { $(".nav").show(); var soundclick = document.getElementById("myAudio"); myAudio.play(); State.variables.points++; $("#laugh-track").append(document.createTextNode( "[laugh track]")); $("#laugh-count").text(State.variables.points); $(".swappable").append(document.createTextNode(" ✓")); } else { myAudio.pause(); } }); }); <</script>>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f4x13569.jpg" width ="100%"> http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f4x13386.jpg http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f4x13213.jpg http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f4x13389.jpg http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f4x13195.jpg http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f4x12547.jpg http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f4x13383.jpg [Scene: Chandler's and Joey's apartment. Rachel, Phoebe and Monica are waiting for the guys to get ready]

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f5x7399.jpg" width="100%"> <div class="sd">[♪ instrumental music ♪]</div> <div class="nav" style="display:block;"><<link "Next" _next>><</link>></div>

<img src="http://www.quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/albums/userpics/10001/f4x13383.jpg" width="100%"> <span class="sd">[Scene: Chandler's and Joey's, <<link 'Phoebe' 'banh-mi'>><<set $player to $char3>><</link>>, <<link 'Rachel' 'banh-mi'>><<set $player to $char2>><</link>>, <<link 'Chandler' 'banh-mi'>><<set $player to $char4>><</link>>, <<link 'Joey' 'banh-mi'>><<set $player to $char1>><</link>> and <<link 'Monica' 'banh-mi'>><<set $player to $char6>><</link>> are getting ready to head out]</span>

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1. Welcome! This is a special Friends episode about Vietnam.
2. Interact with the dialogue to find the Vietnam punchline.
You can:

click to cycle

click to swap mewith me!

click to reveal

3. A successful punchline will lead to a [laugh track], so unlock as many of those as possible!