I AM YOU AND YOU ARE ME

(put: (prompt: "What is your name?", "Type name...") into $name) [[Continue->Welcome]]

Hello $name It's nice to see you again. [[Wait! Who are you?->Introduction]] [[Nice to see you too!->I know you]]

Oh yeah, that's right! I seem to have forgotten! You may not know who I am, but I guarentee I know you! [[What?! How is that possible?->How?]] [[Oh, well okay!->Okay]]

Ah, so you do know who I am! I was worried you might not know! I am SOOO glad! [[Of course I know you!->I know you - cont.]] [[Yeah! You're the pizza guy, right?->Pizza]] [[Yeah... But could you refresh my memory?->Memory]] [[Well, I mean I did see the title of the game...->Title of the game?]]

Ah, you see, I am unable to tell you. At least for now. I believe we need to talk for a bit more before you know who I am and how I know you. [[Oh... Talk about what?->Talk?]]

Ah, you see, I am unable to tell you. At least for- Wait, what?! Okay? Oookay? Okay?! Just okay?! Are you not curious of how I know you or even who I am?! [[Oh, well yeah, I guess.->I guess]] [[Nah, not really.->No!]]

Wonderful! That means I can jump right in and we can start our little "adventure" with a great start! [[Ooh, adventure?->Adventure!]] [[Adventure? What kind of adventure?->Adventure?]]

P-p-pizza guy? Why would I- How on earth- (text-colour:red)[NO!] I am not the pizza guy! Seriously, explain to me how I could even deliver pizza to you! [[Well, ya see, I ordered pizza a while ago and it still isn't here, soooo I thought maybe you were the one bringing it to me. Matter of fact-o, I am pretty sure that's who you are, but you just don't want to admit it 'cause this is kind of awkward now...->Pizza? Awkward...]]

What? Refresh your memory? *~sigh~* You have no idea who I am do you? [[Uhh... No. Not a single idea, man!->Nope]] [[Uh, yeahhhh! Of course I do! My memory is just a little hazy...->Hazy memory]]

Things... You see I believe that one must first understand that the knowledge they are about to learn should not be abrupt, but instead, led into. First things first, do you want to see the real me? [[Yes->Yes]] [[No, at least, not yet.->No]]

Well too bad! *~coughs~* I mean, uhh... You need to first answer a question of mine. [[Oh, well... okay, shoot!->Question]]

What? You don't care who I am? Or what I even look like. Or anything? [[Not really...->Not really...]] [[Well, I mean, I guess...->I guess]]

Yes! Adventure! To start our adventure, I must first ask you a question. Do you wish to see the real me? [[Uh, yeah!->Yes]] [[See you? Uh, not exactly...->No]]

Yes! Adventure! To start our adventure, I must first ask you a question. Do you wish to see the real me? [[Uh, yeah...->Yes]] [[See you? Uh, not exactly...->No]]

I am absolutely dumbfounded by your incompetence... I mean, seriously... [[Yeahhhh... I'm just screwing with you, man. I don't have a clue who you are!->No clue!]] [[What? Do you have my pizza or not?!->Pizza?!]]

*~deep breath~* I hate you... (text-colour:red)[ANYWAY!] I must ask you a question. Do you wish to see the real me? [[Uh, sure...->Yes]] [[No... Preferably not.->No]]

(text-colour:red)[SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU INCOMPOTENT FOOL!!! I DO NOT HAVE YOUR GOD DAMN PIZZA!!! ] *~coughs~* (text-colour:red)[ANYWAY], I must ask you a simple question. Hopefully, you can answer it... Do you wish to see the real me? [[*~sighs~* Yeah, sure...->Yes]] [[No, I want my damn pizza...->No]]

*~sigh~* Of course... Anyway, I have a question for you before we continue on. Do you wish to see the real me? [[Oh, uh, sure...->Yes]] [[What? No...->No]]

Just admit it! You have no idea! Do you? [[No... I'm sorry...->Sorry...]] [[I... I... I do... I think. Ok, maybe not.->Yeahhh, no...]]

Good, good. That's what I had hoped. Now are you ready to see the real me? [[Yeah, let's see!->This is me]]

*~scoffs~* What- Well, too bad! You must see the real me or else we can't continue! [[Oh, well okay.->This is me]]

Do you desire to see the real me? [[What? No! That's weird...->No]] [[Uh, sure.->Yes]]

*~sigh~* I know I may not be interesting to you, but I will make absolutely sure that you have no say so in this! (text-colour:red)[WHATEVER I SAY GOES AND I SAY YOU ARE MOST DEFINITELY CURIOUS ABOUT ME!!!] *~cough~* Ugh, anyway... I have one question for you to answer... [[Oh, well... okay, shoot!->Question]]

*~sigh~* Of course... Anyway, I have a question for you before we continue on. Do you wish to see the real me? [[Oh, uh, sure...->Yes]] [[What? No...->No]]

Pull out your phone. Do it. Have you pulled out your phone? [[Yes->Yes - phone]] [[No->No - phone]]

I'll believe you for now. Now, go to your phone's camera. Did you do it? [[Yes->Yes - camera]] [[No->No - camera]]

I applaud your honesty, but I must remind you that you need to listen to what I say or you will not learn who I am. Nor will this little game of ours continue properly. Now, PULL OUT YOUR PHONE. [[No->No - phone cont.]]

Did you really do it? Honestly? [[Yes->Yes 1]]

Oh, you fool... Just do as I say... Go. To. The phone's. (text-colour:red)[CAMERA!] [[Okay! I did!->Yes 1]]

NOW. [[No->phone cont.]]

(text-colour:red)[NOW.] [[I said no...->phone cont. 2]]

(text-colour:red)[NOW!!!] [[What the hell, man?! No!->No Phone again]]

(text-colour:red)[PULL OUT YOUR GOD DAMN PHONE, NOW! OR ELSE I WILL SHUT THIS GOD FORSAKEN GAME DOWN WITH THE NEXT THING YOU CLICK!] [[Fuck no! Leave me alone!->Game over]] [[Ok, OK! Fine!->Good]]

(text-colour:red)[GOD DAMN IT!!!] *~deep breath~* Ok, ok. Fine. I told you I'd shut the game down. So go ahead. Continue... (link: "O-Okay")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Good, now go to your phone's camera. [[Okay...->Yes - camera]] [[I really don't want to...->No - camera]]

Really? [[Yes->Yes 2]]

Really?? [[Yes->Yes 3]]

Really??? [[Yes.->Yes 4]]

REALLY? [[Yes...->Yes 5]]

(text-colour:red)[DID YOU REALLY?!] [[YES!!!->Yes final]]

Good. [[What do you want me to do?->What now?]] [[What are you making me do?->What Do?]]

I want you to make sure it's on selfie mode. Then take a real good hard look at what you see... [[Okay...->Okay...]]

I'm simply trying to get you to see who and what I am. Now you can either do as I ask of you. Or you can easily leave. [[I want to know who you are. Tell me what I need to do now.->What now?]] (link: "I want to leave...")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Do you see? Who exactly is the person you are staring at? [[I-it's just me...->It's me]] [[It... It's you?->It's you]]

Close... But not close enough. You see, every time you look at your relfection, it isn't really you. At least, not the you you're most familiar with. It's a version of you. And that version is me! I am $name! You are $name. I am you and you are me. The only thing is... [[What? What is it..?->The thing is...]] [[Please just stop. I'm scared...->Good...]]

*~laughs~* That's right. You're a smart one. You see, every time you look at your relfection, it isn't really you. At least, not the you you're most familiar with. It's a version of you. And that version is me! I am $name! You are $name. I am you and you are me. The only thing is... [[What? What is it..?->The thing is...]] [[Please just stop. I'm scared...->Good...]]

I NEED to know more about you... We are the same person, but not the same in any way. Do you understand? [[I think so...->I think so...]] [[No... Not exactly...->Nope...]]

Good... You should be. [[What? Why..?->Why scared?]] [[I don't want to be...->I dont wanna be]]

Good. I hoped you would understand. We are the same, but quite different. I am all of you that you are not. I want to BE YOU. Don't you ever want to be something that you are not? [[Sometimes...->Sometimes]] [[No... Never.->Never]]

I didn't expect you too, but I would be lying if I said I wasn't hopeful. Anyway, the thing is, when you look into your reflection, that is a reflection of who you could be. I am that reflection. I am you. I am the version of you that COULD be. We are the same, but quite different. I am all of you that you are not. I want to BE YOU. Don't you ever want to be something that you are not? [[Sometimes...->Sometimes]] [[No... Never.->Never]]

Because... To be honest, I'm not a friend. I may be you, but I am not like you. You can easily quit this little game and forget this ever happened or you can simply muster up the last little ounce of courage you have to keep this going. You choose... [[I want to forget about this...->Forget]] [[I'm intrigued enough, so let's continue.->Continue on...]]

Well, you see, it isn't your choice. Unless you can simply quit being afraid, you'll never have a choice in how you percieve the fear you feel now. But, I'll level with you. You can either quit now and forget all this happened or you can get over yourself and continue with our little "game". [[O-okay... Let's continue...->Continue on...]] [[Let me forget->Forget]]

As you wish, but understand, I am always here. I am here every single time you look into your reflection. And I will never leave, only waiting for my moment to speak again. Of course, goodbye for now... (link: "B-bye...")[<script>window.close()</script>]

If you insist... You see, I NEED to know more about you... We are the same person, but not the same in any way. Do you understand? [[I think so...->I think so...]] [[No... Not exactly...->Nope...]]

Of course you have. Everyone has. I know I have. Matter of fact, I dream of the day that I can be my own person, instead of a reflection of all the things you aren't. [[Why?->Why change]] [[So, where do I come into this?->Where do I come in?]]

Oh come on! Don't lie to yourself. Everyone wishes to be someone that they are not. [[I mean it... I don't want to be someone else.->I meant it]] [[Well, I guess I've thought about it.->Someone else]]

You really mean it? [[Yes->Yes I mean it]] [[No->Not really bro]]

I knew it! You would love to be someone else, or at least a different version of you, maybe? [[No. I mean I actually want to be someone completely different.->Someone different]] [[Yeah, exactly.->Exactly]]

I want to change because I am simply not happy with myself. I want to be less like this reflection of you and be more like YOU! I want to have a life outside of the mirrors and cameras. I want to live in the real world! Don't you? [[Wait. Are you implying this isn't the real world?->Real world]] [[I'm not sure I understand...->I don't understand]]

Ah, you are the heart to this idea that I can exist outside of being just a reflection. Without you, I am simply nothing. [[What do you mean?->What???]] [[Isn't that the point of being a reflection?->The point]]

Then if I can't convince you to be someone else... [[What..->What?????]]

Oh, of course, you're just screwing around... Silly me. I knew you'd obviously want to be someone else. Or at least a different version of yourself. Correct? [[Yeah, but like, why would I want to actually change?->Why would I change]] [[Of course! I hate who I am now.->I hate me]] [[No, not really...->Nope, not at all]]

What? Like, maybe, everything that you are not? [[Yeah, that's what I meant!->Yeah thats what i meant]] [[No! I mean like a literal completely different person. Like a superhero or someone famous!->A superhero]]

So do I! Seems we are more similar than I thought. Would you say, you want to be everything that you are not? [[Yes, actually!->YES!!]] [[Well, I wouldn't say everything...->Not everything.]]

Well, I mean, what exactly is real, anyway? How are you sure that the world you live in isn't just a reflection of mine. How can you be sure that anything around you is real at all? Am I real? Are you? Who knows! [[You've got a point.->A point was made]] [[But that's just dumb...->Dumb]]

Of course you don't... No one ever does. You see, I simply bring to question, what is real? Are you? Am I? Is anyone or anything? Nobody can say for sure. But, to me, your world is more real than mine. Hell, to you, my world may even feel more real than yours. There's truly only one way to know, $name. Aren't you curious to know? [[No, I'd rather stay confident enough in my own skin, in my own world.->My world]] [[Against my better judgement, yes. Yes I am.->I am]]

Listen carefully. I do NOT want to repeat myself. YOU. ARE. WHO I WANT TO BE! Get it? [[Y-y-yes...->Got it]]

The point of a reflection? $name, I want to be more than a reflection! I want to live! I want to be free from this world's confines! I want to be YOU! I want to live like YOU! YOU ARE WHO I WANT TO BE! [[I don't understand. Why?!->Why be me?]] [[I don't want to be me either...->I dont want to be me]]

Of course I do! There's no reality without fantasy and no fantasy without reality, but who's to say which is which? Now, back to my previous question... Don't you want to live a different verion of your life? Wouldn't you like to live my version of our life and let me live yours? [[I am curious. You know what? Yes, yes I would!->I would actually]] [[Honestly? No... I'm fine with where I am and how I live.->Not actaully...]]

Dumb? I thought it was quite smart... It poses an existential crisis, so you should be worried. But, you're not... [[That's because I think of it like this... If I don't really exist, then there's no point in worrying because I couldn't do anything about it anyway. But, if I do exist, then there's no reason to worry about not existing.->Existential]] [[Yeah, well, that's because I just don't care.->I just don't care...]]

You can't possibly be that confident... [[Yeah, you're right. I'm not really that confident.->Yeah, I'm not confident]] [[Oh, I am.->I am confident]]

Then let's switch lives! I live your version of our life and you live mine! It's that simple! [[I... I don't know. What if I wanted to switch back? Can we do that?->Switch?]]

Got it? [[I said yes...->YES]]

GOOD. [[But why..?->Why be me?]]

Because... I. WANT. YOUR! (text-colour:red)[SOUL!!! GET IT NOW?!] [[You want my soul? I thought this was supposed to be some trading lives thing???->I thought.....]] [[I get it loud and clear. YOU'RE A DEMON!->YOU ARE A DEMON!!!!!]]

Then let's switch lives! I live your version of our life and you live mine! It's that simple! [[I... I don't know. What if I wanted to switch back? Can we do that?->Switch?]]

(text-colour:red)[I'LL FORCE YOU TO BECOME SOMEONE ELSE!!!] [[WHAT?! HOW?!->HOW?]]

By doing what I already have... [[What the hell does that mean?!->What does that mean???]]

So you can live a different version of your life. It's such a simple thing, really. [[Oh, it makes sense, I suppose.->It makes sense...]]

Then let's switch lives! I live your version of our life and you live mine! It's that simple! [[I... I don't know. What if I wanted to switch back? Can we do that?->Switch?]]

What? Not even a little bit? [[Nope...->Not one bit...]]

Wonderful! I have just one more question for you. Would you like to trade lives? I mean, we are already the same person, just different lives in different worlds. So what do you say? [[Yeah, sure! I think it'll be cool.->Yeah, sure!]] [[Will we be able to trade back?->Switch?]]

Okay, okay. That doesn't really matter! The point is that you want to be different than you already are. Do you want to switch versions of our life with me or not? [[Uh... Can we switch back whenever we want?->Switch?]]

Then how about we trade lives? I mean, we are already the same person, just different lives in different worlds. So what do you say? [[Yeah, sure! I think it'll be cool.->Yeah, sure!]] [[Will we be able to trade back?->Switch?]]

A superhero?! Really? That's not even possible! [[And switching versions of my own life with my reflection is?->How is it not?]] [[Oh, well then I guess switching lives with you is fine...->Let's switch then, I guess...]] [[Well, then... I'll just leave...->I'll Leave.]]

Oh, it was that easy? [[Huh?->Huh???]] [[Uh, yeah?->Uh, yeah????]]

Of course! I wouldn't want to give off the idea that we can't trade lives back. Once one of us gets bored, we can agree to trade back and then we go back to the way we were. I live in my reflection world again and you live in what you believe to be the real world again. It's that simple! [[I'm not sure if I should trust you...->No trust]] [[I believe you. Let's trade lives... For now, of course.->Trade lives]]

Well... (text-colour:red)[TOO BAD!] [[Wait, what?->Wait...]]

Will do! Now, close your eyes and count to ten. [[Okay, done.->Okay, done]] [[You know what? I think I've changed my mind...->No trust]]

You see, you've wasted too much time talking to me, so I decided to trade already. [[B-but I'm still in the real world...->The real world]]

Oh really? How do you know? Remember, I was just a reflection of you. The world I lived in was just a reflection, a mirrored image, of the world you lived in. The exact same, but different, all at the same time. You're no longer you and I am no longer me. [[No, no, no, I don't want this! I want my life!->My life]]

(text-colour:red)[HA HA HA! I AM YOU AND YOU ARE ME!] Goodbye $name... (link: "No! Wait!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Good, good. Now, you are me and I am you. [[What? But I'm still in the real world. Right?->Right??]] [[Oh, cool. WOOHOO!!!->Lives traded]]

(text-colour:red)[WRONG!!!] *~cough~* I mean, no. You are now in the mirrored world that I once resided in. You are now me and I am now you. [[Oh...->Oh...]] [[So your world is just the same as mine?->Same as mine?]]

Thank you... Goodbye $name... (link: "Huh? Wait, what?")[<script>window.close()</script>]

I must thank you. Now, goodbye $name... (link: "Hey, wait! We can trade back when I want, right?")[<script>window.close()</script>]

For the most part... But from this moment forward, whatever happens to you is simply because I am living differently in your world, in your body. [[But what about if it gets bad and I want to trade our lives back?->Our lives back??]] [[Oh, well, okay...->Okay then boss]]

We won't... [[Wait, what?->Wait a gosh darn minute]]

I'm glad you understand. [[Uh, yeah...->Uh, yeahhhhh...]]

Goodbye $name... (link: "Hey! Wait a damn minute...")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Goodbye $name... (link: "Wait, what..?")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Huh, I didn't think it would be this easy... I was sure you'd put up some kind of fight... I mean, it's not even fun to take advantage of your curiosity, now. [[Oh come on! You said we would trade lives, so let's do this thing!->Oh come on...]] [[I mean, if you don't want to do this, then it's whatever, man.->Do you even want to?]]

W-w-wait! I think I changed my mind! Like, why the hell do you want to trade lives so much?! [[I just wanted to play your game. I don't understand your sudden hesitance...->Hesitation]] [[You said that your life is the complete opposite of mine. Like, everything that my life isn't. And, dude... My life fucking sucks! So yours must be great. I want to live that life.->Your life!!!]]

Uh, yeah! I totally want to, but uh... I uh... I've got to go! Yeah, that's it! I've got some things that came up. Sorry... [[Hey! Hold the hell up! You said we were trading lives!->Trade lives with me]] [[Oh, uh... Yeah, okay, dude. ->Bye, I guess...]]

It's just... This was supposed to be scary! It was supposed to be fun... For me... But it seems like you're enjoying this more than me. [[Well, that's because I am.->I am enjoying this]] [[I don't know. Maybe. Honestly, I could care less.->Care less]]

Uh, w-what? That's not what I meant... [[Oh, yes it is! And let me tell you, I despise myself! My life is a literal nightmare, so if that's the case? You're life must be fantastic and I want to live it!->I want your life!!!!]] [[Then what did you mean?->HMMM????]]

I, uh... I changed my mind. I don't feel like giving up my life just yet. [[Well, too DAMN BAD!!! I want to trade lives!->Trade lives already]] [[Ok, ok, fine.->Bye, I guess...]]

Yeah, yeah, yeah... BYE! (link: "Bye...")[<script>window.close()</script>] [[Hey, get back here! We aren't done here!->Come back]]

Nope! Goodbye! (link: "B-b-but, wait a minute!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

No! (text-colour:red)[GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, YOU GOD DAMNED FREAK!!!] [[GET BACK HERE, BABY! GIVE ME THAT LIFE!->Gimme your life!]] [[Jesus christ, dude... Don't got to be so rude... Now I'm just sad.->Sadness]]

Oh, fuck no! I've never been this scared a day in my life... Goodbye! (link: "Wait a got damn minute, you son of a bitch!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

(text-colour:red)[I DON'T CARE!!! FUCK THIS, I'M LEAVING... GOOD-GOD DAMN-BYE!!!] (link: "Uh... o-o-okay... bye...")[<script>window.close()</script>]

What?! Why?! [[Well, you see, I saw straight through your bullshit from the start. I knew this wasn't going to be some fair trade. I knew that you wanted to trade lives to steal mine and make me feel like I'm losing my sanity. Unfortunately, you didn't account for the fact that I actually despise my life. I would much prefer a world where everything is bright and sunny and my life is actually grand! ->I knew everything]]

*~sighs~* I just can't stand people like you... You know what? Screw this! I am OUT! Goodbye $name, hope you enjoy your shit life! (link: "Well, hey now! What the hell?!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Dear god... You're a monster... I mean, I'm a literal demon trying to steal your soul, but you, you are a monster! You're so crazy that I don't really think I want your soul. You are actually scaring ME! [[Yeah, well, are we doing this or not?->Yeah or nah]] [[GOOD... ->Good......]]

Uhhhh..... Preferably not. Not now, anyway... I don't want your soul stinking up the mirrored world. [[How rude!->Rude, dude.]] [[Your loss.->Your loss...]]

W-what? You find some sick enjoyment in this? Oh, god... Ya know, I once wanted to steal your soul, but now? HA, NO! I think you might actually be such a corrupted soul that even the devil himself would cower in fear. Unless, of course, you are actually the devil and you're just testing me at my demon skills... [[I am the devil...->The devil.]] [[HA HA HA! No, dude, I'm just a person who doesn't care about anything.->I just don't care about anything]]

(text-colour:red)[GOOD!] I hope you're offended. Freak! [[HA HA HA!!! I actually got to you!->Got to you]] [[Yeah, whatever.->Whatever, bro.]]

My loss?! No! This is your loss... You could have had your soul taken by my mirrored world with ease and grace, but NOoOoOo! God, I hate people like you... You irritate me so much that I no longer want to steal your soul. [[Oh, yeah? How's that going for you?->How's that going]] [[Dude... I really don't care.->Whatever, bro.]]

Yeah, yeah. I'm leaving. Goodbye $name... (link: "Really? That's it?")[<script>window.close()</script>]

You're really not phased by this at all, are you? [[Uh...->Response?]]

What? Title of the game? Damn you... [[What? Is that a problem?->Problem?]] [[Yeah...->Yeparooni...]]

(text-colour:red)[IT'S A HUGE PROBLEM! THIS LITERALLY RUINS EVERYTHING!] *~cough~* I, uh... I mean, it really isn't fun anymore. If you know exactly who I am and what the point of all this is just by the title, then why continue? [[We don't have to if you don't want to.->Dont have to....]] [[Look, if it makes you feel any better, we can start over and pretend this never happened...->Never happened]]

Well, this just ruins everything. Not only does it ruin my fun, but it also ruins the immersion of this experience. I mean, come on! Who the hell puts the title of a game as something that'll give the entire thing away?! Just forget this ever happened. I'm ending this... Goodbye $name... (link: "Oh, uh, bye...")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Yeahhh... I really don't feel like it anymore. Can we just stop and go on with our lives? [[Yeah, sure!->Sure, man!]] [[Will it make you feel any better if we just start over?->Never happened]]

You know what... That might just work. Let's try that! [[Okie dokie, boss-a-rolie!->Name - Intro]]

Thank you... Goodbye $name. (link: "Bye.")[<script>window.close()</script>]

(put: (prompt: "Are you phased?", "Type a response...") into $response) [[Continue->Response....]]

You know what? I don't care what you say. You have taken the fun out of all this for me. I don't even want to be you now. This is just... [[Uh, dude. It's not that deep...->Not that deep]] (link: "Yeah... I'm leaving.")[<script>window.close()</script>]

... Horrible! I absolutely hate this! All I wanted was to be you and to... [[Hey! Dude, it's seriously not that deep! It's just...->Seriously....]] (link: "Ok, screw it, I'm leaving...")[<script>window.close()</script>]

... Take your soul! It was such a simple plan! Wait, isn't that a band? I think so... Ugh! Look, you've gotten me all disoriented. I can't even focus! (text-colour:red)[God...] [[What the hell is happening?->What is happening?]] (link: "Uh... What? I'm gonna go...")[<script>window.close()</script>]

(text-colour:red)[Fucking...] [[*~sigh~* Okay, this is getting dumb.->Dumb, bro.]] (link: "You're not even listening now... Bye.")[<script>window.close()</script>]

(text-colour:red)[DAMN IT!!!] [[DUDE! SHUT THE HELL UP, ALREADY!!!->SHUT UP!!!!!]] (link: "Yeah, yeah, I saw that coming. I'm going to leave now, so... Bye!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

*~wimpers~* ^^Fuck you...^^ [[Look, I'm sorry...->Sorry, man...]] (link: "Fuck you too! Bye!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

^^Leave me alone...^^ [[But...->But....]] (link: "Okay, but I am sorry... Bye.")[<script>window.close()</script>]

^^Bye...^^ (link: "What..? Wait...")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Not good at all, honestly... It hurts not to have much going for me... Not like you care though... [[Yeah, you right! I don't care one bit!->Don't care one bit]] [[Oh, no, I do care... Just not about the whole "I am you, you are me" thing. Do you want to talk about it?->Talk about it?]]

Really..? Not even a little? [[Nope.->Response....]] [[Ok, ok, maybe a little bit. But I really don't care about the whole "we are the same person" thing. It's really annoying and dumb. But if you want to talk about your problems, we can talk... So what do you say? Want to talk about it?->Talk about it?]]

Uh... ^^Yeah...^^ [[Well, alright! Let's talk!->Let us talk!]]

Oh... You meant it... Well, uh... Okay! To start off, my life sucks in this mirrored world. Everything around me is just boring and I'm constantly looking to your world for entertainment. I know that's wrong, but I just feel like being anywhere else but here, ya know? I think I should probably stop, but... [[Give good advice?->Good advice]] or [[Give bad advice?->Bad advice]]

(put: (prompt: "Give Good Advice", "Type advice...") into $goodadvice1) [[Continue->Give good advice 1]]

(put: (prompt: "Give Bad Advice", "Type advice...") into $badadvice1) [[Continue->Give bad advice 1]]

Oh, wow... That's helpful! Thanks! Ya know, I like you a little more than I initially thought. If you don't mind I'd like to keep talking. [[Sure!->Sure thing!]] (link: "Nah, I'm done. This was enough for me... Bye.")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Oh... Anyway... I have these friends in my world, but they're all so annoying. They constantly boast on and on about how they have tricked more people into our world to steal their souls. I hate it! They think just because I'm a little bit behind, they can run all over me. Are they even really worth calling friends? [[Give good advice?->Good advice 1]] or [[Give bad advice?->Bad advice 1]]

(put: (prompt: "Give Good Advice", "Type advice...") into $goodadvice2) [[Continue->Give good advice 2]]

(put: (prompt: "Give Bad Advice", "Type advice...") into $badadvice2) [[Continue->Give bad advice 2]]

Yeah! You know, you're right! I'd like to talk more... If I can? [[Of course!->Go ahead]]

Well, you see, my entire family is in shambles because of some really dumb reasons. My dad found out that I suck at getting souls and resents me for that. My mom hates my dad because he hates me. My brother is a genius at getting souls and rubs it in my face constantly. And, you know what? I don't really like doing it! I have always told myself that I just suck at getting souls, but the reality is, I just hate doing it! I wonder what my family would think of that? Should I tell them? And how should I do it? [[Give good advice?->Good advice 2]] or [[Give bad advice?->Bad advice 2]]

(put: (prompt: "Give Good Advice", "Type advice...") into $goodadvice3) [[Continue->Give good advice 3]]

(put: (prompt: "Give Bad Advice", "Type advice...") into $badadvice3) [[Continue->Give bad advice 3]]

I actually think that could work! You're a lot more helpful than I expected, thanks! [[No problem!->No problem, bro!]]

-_- I don't like your advice... I think I'll just leave now... (link: "Whatever, you big baby!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Just so we're clear... This is the advice that you gave me... Advice 1: "$goodadvice1" Advice 2: "$goodadvice2" Advice 3: "$goodadvice3" Is this the right advice you want me to have? [[Yes->Thanks!!!!!]] [[Uh, no actually. I'd like to try giving better advice...->Let us talk!]]

Well, you know what? Thank you! Really, I mean it! Thank you so much! Although, I think we should never speak to one another again after this. Unless, you want to start this whole thing over. Unfortunately, I won't remember any of this if you try to bring me back to speak again, so... I guess, bye or see ya later... Whichever you want it to be. [[Uh, yeah. I think we should just say bye...->Bye......]] [[I honestly want to start over... Sorry.->Name - Intro]]

Yeah... Bye. (link: "Bye!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

OH! Uh... Mr. Satan, sir? Is that really you? [[Yes, you nimrod!->Nimrod]] [[HA! No... I just wanted to see your reaction.->Your reaction]]

Oh, good... I thought for a second I'd have to get all formal. Anyway, if you don't care about anything then why are you even still here? [[I told you before, I want to trade lives. It couldn't be that much worse than my life already is.->My life sucks......]] [[Honestly? I don't know... I guess it's nice to talk to someone. Even if that someone is a weird demonic reflection of myself.->Nice to talk to]]

Oh, I am so sorry! You see, I was just trying to steal a soul and I didn't know that it was you... [[I demand you leave at once. OR I WILL THROW YOUR LOUSY, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING ASS INTO THE DEEPEST DARKEST PITS OF HELL!!!->Pits of hell]]

Oh, (text-colour:red)[SCREW YOU!!!] I will not tolerate this nonsense! I will send you to my mirrored world just for the hell of it! [[Wait, what?! What about the demon code?->Demon code?????]]

Ok, look. I'll level with you. It probably is better in my world, but you've done thrown my groove off and I have to follow certain rules to even do this sort of thing. You've already gotten over the threshold of what allows me to steal your soul by trading lives with you, so... [[Wait, steal my soul? Shit, dude. I thought it was literally just trading lives?->Steal my soul????]] [[Oh, then maybe we should just part ways?->Part ways????]]

Oh, uh... Well, same to you! Unfortunately, I can't talk much longer without being able to steal your soul, so... [[Oh, that sucks...->That fucking sucks!!!!]] [[Oh, well, what if I just let you take my soul?->Take my soul]]

Yeahhh... Look, it's been... *interesting* to talk to you, but I must go if we can't move on with the whole soul thing. I, unfortunately, can't have fun and steal it anyway now because there's a demon code that I have to follow... [[Oh, sweet! *~singing~* The demon code prevents me, from declining a rock off challenge!->Tenac]] [[Oh, so like, I had to be tricked into a false hope or something?->False hope]]

Well, I can't. You see, I have to trick you into giving me your soul. It's kind of like a demon code... [[Oh... *~singing~* The demon code prevents me, from declining a rock off challenge!->Tenac]] [[Oh, so I had to be tricked into a false hope or something?->False hope]]

*~sigh~* I had a feeling you would do that... Anyway, I really just need to leave. You can either start this whole thing over and do the whole "oh no, I'm scared thing" so I can steal your soul or just leave. It's your choice! [[Oh, yeah? Well, I'll start over to give you a chance, man.->Name - Intro]] (link: "Yeahhh... I'm dumb, but not that dumb. I'll just leave now. Bye...")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Yeah, that's exactly it! I mean, you already know who I am, what I am, and what I want so... (link: "Oh, then I guess I'll just leave...")[<script>window.close()</script>] [[I mean we can still try...->Try????]]

No, no, it's fine. It won't matter anyway, unless you restart this all and somehow get *tricked* into giving me your body and soul. [[I want to do that! I feel bad for you now...->Name - Intro]] (link: "Look, I feel bad now, but I really don't want my soul to be stolen, so... Bye!")[<script>window.close()</script>] (link: "Yeahhh... FUCK THAT!!! Are you stupid? Like, seriously, did you believe that would work on me? Jesus fucking christ, dude. I'm Leaving... BYE!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Well, it is! But it's like, we trade lives, then you realize you can never go back to your old life because I trapped your soul here forever. It's basically eternal damnation, but with a twist. [[That's dumb, dude. Is it even hell?->Is it hell?]] [[Ah, man. That sounds fun...->Sounds fun!!!!]]

Yes, I agree! So, I suppose this is goodbye! Goodbye $name. (link: "Bye!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Well, no. Yes... Kind of. I'm not sure. Satan still owns the place like hell, but it's not exactly hell itself... [[Well, then, I'm out! Peace!->Peace!!!]] [[Well, that's just plain stupid...->Stupid....]]

Fun? It's eternal damnation! How the hell does that sound *FUN*?! You know what, you weird me out and I no longer want anything to do with you! (text-colour:red)[Goodbye!] [[Aw, poor baby. You're gonna leave 'cause I made you upset?->Upset, big baby?]]

Wait, what? (link: "Bye!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Huh? How is that stupid? (link: "Look, it just is. I don't even really know why we're still talking. I'll just leave... Bye!")[<script>window.close()</script>] [[Look, man, I think I'll just restart this whole thing and see what happens...->Name - Intro]]

^^Fuck you...^^ (link: "HA HA HA!!! Fuck you.")[<script>window.close()</script>]

(text-colour:red)[FUCK THE DEMON CODE!!!] The next time you blink, you will be in my domain and you will suffer for the rest of your life! Welcome to my world, bitch! (link: "W-w-wait, what?!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

O-o-o-okay! I'll leave now, I'm sorry! (link: "Thank you!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

NO! I don't want to now... Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?! I'm a literal demon trying to steal your soul... [[Yeah, and?->And????]]

I meant that, uh... figuratively! Yeah, figuratively... [[I don't think that's true, but if it is then I'll just leave...->Leave????]]

Leave? Yes, leave! Forget this ever happened! ^^please^^ [[Yeah, okay.->I'll leave....]] [[Nope, I'll just restart to make you forget everything and try to get you to trade lives with me after all!->Name - Intro]]

Good.... (link: "Bye! Loser...")[<script>window.close()</script>]

You'll be in a hellscape! A literal hellscape! You'll never return to your version of the world! [[Ok, whatever.->Ok, whatever.....]]

*~scoffs~* Really? Just whatever..? You really just want to be in a hellscape for all of eternity? [[No, not really... Who would? But I mean, it can't be much worse than the hell I live in already.->I already live in hell.]] [[Yes! Yes I do!->Yes I do!!!]]

Your life is really that bad? [[Yes! I am fucking miserable!->Miserable]] [[It's not really that bad, but I don't really have a soul anyway.->No soul]]

Oh, uh... Okay. Uh... Close your eyes and count to ten... [[Ok.->Ok.....]]

Now you're in my hellscape mirrored world. You are now me and I am now you, blah blah blah... [[Is that it? I don't feel different.->Is that it????]] [[Um, what's wrong? You seem unamused...->Unamused]]

Yep, that's it... And as for it not feeling different, that's because you aren't supposed to know you switched lives until much later when things start going to *hell.* I've officially taken over your soul and am living your life now while you live in mine, blah blah. It's really not a long drawn out process... [[Oh, well, cool.->Oh, cool.....]] [[You don't really seem happy to have trapped a soul... I thought demons were supposed to enjoy that sort of thing?->Enjoy this?????]]

I am! I have lost all interest in this... [[Don't you normally enjoy this?->Enjoy this?????]] [[Oh, well that's cool. I just want to leave...->Leave........]]

Yeahhhhh..... Look, now that this is over, can we just part ways and never speak again? [[Uh, yeah... Sure.->Yeah........]]

Normally, yes! But when someone like you occasionally comes around, the fun is taken right out of it. You're supposed to be scared out of your mind by the time you realize I want your soul. Unfortunately, you somehow already figured me out and was ready to let me take your soul. It's just not as interesting. [[Oh, uh... Sorry.->Sorry, bro........]] [[We could always start over and I can try to pretend to be scared?->Pretend to be scared????]]

Cool, cool. Uh, yeah, well... See ya! (link: "Yeah, bye.")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Yeah, yeah... Look, we've already traded lives and all, so... [[Oh, yeah, yeah. I get it. You want to just part ways, right?->Part ways, right????]]

Eh... I don't know. It might make me feel better, but I really don't know. [[Yeah, I'll just do that. It might work, so see ya there!->Name - Intro]] (link: "Well fine! I'll just leave! Bye! I'll go enjoy my new hellscape world, I guess...")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Exactly... I just don't want to dwell on this much more, you know? [[Uh, hold up! I want you to suffer with me...->Suffer with me]] (link: "Oh, yeah! I totally get it! Uh, bye, I guess...")[<script>window.close()</script>]

What, no! Why would I want to do that? [[Well, you said it yourself. My life is a mirrored version of yours and your life is a mirrored version of mine. So, if my life wasn't great, but somehow your isn't either...->You said it yourself]] [[Idk, just thought about having a friend for once...->A friend]]

I'm not sure I follow... [[What I mean is, why should we both suffer alone? We could just spend an eternity of hell together.->Eternity together]]

Oh... Uh... I've never really had a friend before. [[Well, that's exactly why we should be friends.->We gotta be friends]] [[Ha ha, fucking loser!->Loser!!]]

Oh... Uh, you do realize that technically I am still you, right? It would basically just be spending time with yourself. [[We're different enough... I mean, maybe if we live together in the same world, we can be 2 seperate people with 2 seperate personalities. We are already different, anyway, due to your initial confusion over me.->We're different enough]] (link: "You know? You're right! It's ridiculous! Forget I said anything and I'll just be here in the hellscape world... Bye!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Whoa... You're actually right... And, I mean, I am a demon. I could always just change to a completely different person if I wanted... But wait! Where are you going with this exactly? [[Look, I'm lonely... I like you... ->I like you...]] [[I just want a friend...->A friend]]

B-but... I'm a demon... [[Dude, you literally just said you can change to whatever and honestly... Demons are FUCKING HOT!->Demons are hot]] [[Ok, and..?->And??????????]]

*~blushes~* O-oh... I've never been told that before... [[Well, now you have! Come on, I want someone to love and I'm sure even a demon like yourself would like that too, right?->Love?]] [[It's true! DEMONS ARE HOT! Like, seriously! Literally and figuratively... I mean, I'd love to fuck a demon!->Fuck a demon.]]

I didn't think humans were attracted to demons? [[Eh, not all. But some are, myself included!->Myself included]] [[Why wouldn't we?->Why wouldn't we be]]

Love?! I-I-I don't know... Can a demon even do that?! Surely not! I have to check the demon code... [[The demon code?->Demon code?????????]]

Wait! F-fuck a demon? [[Yeah! It sounds nice! Especially if we lived together for an eternity.->Sounds fucking nice!!!]]

You're attracted to me?! But you don't even know what I really look like a-a-and.... [[Shhh... I'm attracted to the thought of you.->The thought of you]]

Because all we do is try to steal your souls and send you to eternal damnation! It isn't exactly the most attractive feature of someone... [[Hey, damnation is pretty close to domination and, well... I like to be dominated from time to time.->Damnation is domination]] [[Well, isn't that what attraction and love is? It steals the soul of someone so you can live an eternity with one another. So, is there really a difference?->Love difference]]

^^It does...^^ *~cough~* I mean, uh... I'm not even really sure if that's possible. Can a demon have intercourse with a human? Is it even morally right, let alone possible? [[Morally right? You're a demon...->Morals?????]]

Oh... Oh no... I-I'm sorry... The demon code prevents me from falling in love with a human... I can't believe I really thought for even a moment... [[But... Can't the rules be broken? I mean, you are a demon after all. Demons break rules!->Demons break rules]] [[Huh... That reminds me of a song... *~singing~* The demon code prevents me, from declining a rock off challenge!->Tenacious]]

What..? [[Is it such a strange thing for people to be attracted to a thought? I mean, it's basically like a long distance relationship, right? They're attracted mostly to the thought of one day being together.->Strange???????????]] [[Yeah... The thought of you makes me HORNY!->Horny]]

Whoa, whoa now! What the fuck?! That's just too far, dude! You had me for a moment there, but NOT ANYMORE! [[Hey now...->wait a minute bro]]

I suppose your right... There isn't really a difference when you truly think about it, but wait... Did... Did you just say LOVE? [[Yeah... I want someone to love and I'm sure a demon like yourself would like that too, right?->Love?]]

Nope, I am out! Look, if you want to talk again then you can always restart this thing, but for now, I'm done. Goodbye! (link: "Bye? B-but wait!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

I suppose you're right, but... I don't think it's possible for us to be together, especially not love. I have to check the demon code... [[The demon code?->Demon code?????????]]

Wait, what?! [[It's true! I'd love to fuck a demon!->Fuck a demon.]]

I-I know, but... It seems so wrong. Yet... So right! What is wrong with me?! I shouldn't be thinking like this, especially since I've already trapped your soul and all... I need to consult the demon code on this... [[The demon code? Really? Just for sex?->Demon code??]] [[Hehe... *~singing~* The demon code prevents me, from declining a rock off challenge!->Tenacious]]

I-I-I'm sorry... I, unfortunately, can't go against the demon code. I mean, I literally can't. It's impossible... I'd be completely erased from the demon world if I did. I'm really sorry... [[I-I understand...->No love for me?]] [[Please... Don't just let it be like this...->Please, baby!]] [[What?! I-I don't care! I want, no, I NEED you!->I NEED YOU!!!]]

A-are you really mocking the situation right now? (link: "Sorry... I made this awkward now. I think I should just leave. Goodbye.")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Yep! Just as I thought! The demon code prevents me from having any relations with a human... I-I'm sorry. [[But can't demons break rules? I mean, come on! You're a DEMON!->Break the damn rules]] [[What the fuck?! NO! Break the damn rules!->Break the god damn rules!!!!!!!!]]

Yes, I am a demon, but even demons have rules, unfortunately. We can't really be together in any way, whether it be sexual or relationship... [[I understand... I suppose we can leave it at this...->Leave..........]] [[I don't care! Break the rules!->Break the god damn rules!!!!!!!!]]

Whoa! What the hell, man?! (text-colour:red)[FUCK YOU!] As a demon, we still have rules to follow and plus! You're just being a dickhead now! Maybe at one point you had me wanting you, but now it's over! This whole thing is over. If you want to talk to me ever again then restart this shit because (text-colour:red)[I"M OUT!] (link: "Wait a minute! Don't leave!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Thank you... I guess this is goodbye. Goodbye $name... (link: "Yeah, goodbye...")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Thank you for understanding... But did you really want this to work? [[Yes! I really did... But if it won't. Or can't... then it's fine.->I really did!!!!!]] [[HA HA HA!!! NO! Of course not! I was just messing with you.->Messing with you........]]

I'm sorry! I really am... Did you really want this to work? [[YES!->I really did!!!!!]] [[God no, I was just messing with you!->Messing with you........]]

Look, I am really sorry, but now you're being really clingy. Honestly, I really hate that... I think it's best if i just leave now. Goodbye $name... (link: "Goodbye?! That's it?! NO! Please come back!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

I will admit... This hurts me. Wait! I think there might be a small loophole! You see, if we just restart this whole thing, I'll forget that all this happened, but we can still talk all over again. So... I suppose if you want, you can just restart this and do everything again or we can just part ways... [[I-I-I want to start over... Take me back to the beginning!->Name - Intro]] (link: "I think it's best if we just part ways... I don't think I can handle going through this over and over...")[<script>window.close()</script>]

^^What...^^ Are you kidding..? (text-colour:red)[Are you fucking kidding me?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?! I STARTED TO FEEL FOR YOU! I FUCKING STARTED FALLING IN LOVE! For nothing? NOTHING! I HATE YOU!!! I'M DONE! I AM OUT! GOODBYE ASSHOLE!!!] (link: "Wait! It was just a joke! I'm sorry!")[<script>window.close()</script>] (link: "HAHAHA!!! Fucking loser.")[<script>window.close()</script>]

You got a point... Maybe we should be friends. It might be healthy for us both. [[Good.->good............]]

What?! You were the one that suggested us be friends! [[Yeah, but I at least have had friends before.->I've had friends]] [[I know, but I'm just a jerk...->I'm a jerk]]

I really don't know how... You're an asshole! [[I know.->I know I am]]

Clearly... I won't tolerate this. Goodbye $name... (link: "Whatever, dude.")[<script>window.close()</script>]

*~sigh~* Screw this... I'm just going to leave. (link: "Whatever.")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Well, we can stay friends, I suppose, if we just keep restarting this little game... [[Oh, is that really what we have to do?->Really got to do it that way]]

Yeah, because it's much more simple that way then just staying here 24/7. [[Well, okay...->Name - Intro]]

Oh... Well, then leave. It's not like it matters anyway, I've already trapped your soul. Bye then, I guess. Goodbye $name. (link: "Yeah... Bye.")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Well, I uh... I suppose we can do the trade if you want... [[Yes, Please!->YESSSSS!!!!!]]

You mean figuratively, right? [[No... I mean I literally have no soul.->Literally no soul...]]

What?! How do you not have a soul?! [[Already sold it to good ol' Satan.->Sold it to satan]]

You sold your soul to SATAN! ^^That bastard...^^ What did you even sell it for? [[Uh...->Sold my soul for...]]

(put: (prompt: "What did you sell your soul for?", "Type here...") into $soldsoul) [[Continue->This...]]

You sold your soul for $soldsoul..? Really? Ugh! Whatever... If you have no soul then I have no purpose being here... Well, goodbye $name. (link: "Yeahhh... Bye.")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Okay then... Uh, close your eyes and uh... You know what? No. I don't want to take a soul that isn't even scared of me... It's lame! [[Well, I am SOOO sorry that my life sucks so much!->My life sucks too much]] [[Whatever, dude... How about we just part ways?->Just part ways already]]

I'm sorry, but it's not exactly like a demon is going to accept a soul that doesn't even want to live... (link: "Well, then I am leaving... Bye.")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Yeah, that sounds good... So, uh... Goodbye $name... (link: "Yeah, Bye...")[<script>window.close()</script>]

But... I... What? Is that really how you think? If I was posed with the question of whether I exist or not, I'd probably lose my mind... [[You're really the one who seems to be facing any existential crisis right now...->Existential crisis]] [[Well, that's your problem.->That's your problem...]]

How could you not care?! Normal people would have freaked out over an existential crisis like that and then I could easily convince them to give me their souls... [[Well, I'm not a normal person.->Not normal...]] [[Wait! Did you just say souls?->Souls???]]

I-I'm not... I'm just simply concerned f-for the idea that I *might* not exist. But, I-I-I'm sure I do exist. At least in some form or fashion, right? [[No. I don't think you do. I think you might just be a figment of my imagination or maybe even a creation of someone that ultimately doesn't exist passed the threshold of this game.->You]]

Well, yes... It kind of is my problem if I faced that dilemma, but I don't! Do I? I-I-I'm sure I do exist. At least in some form or fashion, right? [[No. I don't think you do. I think you might just be a figment of my imagination or maybe even a creation of someone that ultimately doesn't exist passed the threshold of this game.->You]]

WHAT?! Why would you say that? Game? A creation? Can't... live passed the... threshold of this game? What does that mean? A-am I just that? Do I really only exist through the means of entertainment? No! You're just messing with me. I do exist! [[No, you don't.->Do]]

(text-colour:red)[YES I DO!!!] Do (text-colour:red)[NOT] say that again! [[YOU->Not]]

I said... (text-colour:red)[STOP!!!] [[DO NOT->Exist]]

I-I-I do exist... I Ex... ist! I KNOW I DO! [[EXIST->YOU DO NOT EXIST]]

(text-colour:red)[I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING STOP!!!] [[YOU DO NOT EXIST!->YOU DO NOT EXIST!!!]]

(text-colour:red)[STOP! I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU! I WILL RIP YOUR GOD DAMN SPINE OUT THROUGH YOUR THROAT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!! I. WILL. END YOU!!!] [[Oh, you are so naive. You can't do anything to me. You see, all I have to do is simply click this and then BOOM! You'll no longer exist. At least, not unless I decide to play this little game again. Alas, unfortunately for you, I am now saying goodbye...->Name - Intro Trick]]

(put: (prompt: "What is your name?", "Type name...") into $name) [[Continue->Welcome Trick]]

Hello $name Wait... I-I'm still here... You didn't just rip away my existence! I knew I really exist! HAHAHA!!! [[Nah... I just wanted to fuck with you.->Fuck with you......]]

Wait... ^^What....^^ (link: "Goodbye...")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Clearly... Look, I was going to make a whole big theatrics type thing out of this and make you believe I was you from an alternate world and trick you into giving me your soul, but now... I don't know. I think I'll just take your soul and leave it at that. [[Ok... ->Ok....]] [[Wait, what?! I don't want that!->Your thing???]]

Uh... Noooooo... [[Yes you did!->You did say souls...]]

Ugh! Okay, I did say souls... I'm a demon, so it's kind of what I do! I trick people into believing I am just a different version of them and ask if they want to trade our mirrored lives but then I ultimately just steal their souls and trap it in my hellscape world. Why exactly am I telling you this??? [[Uh, yeah, why are you telling me this?->I DON'T KNOW BRO...]] (link: "Yeahhhhh... I'm going to leave before my soul gets taken, so bye!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

I... I don't know, but since you're still here, I'm going to go ahead and do my thing. [[Wait, what?->Your thing???]] (link: "Uh... Nope! BYE!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

I'm going to take your soul while you're still here. There! I did it when you blinked! [[But nothing is any different...->Nothing is different...]]

(text-colour:red)[YOU WOULDN'T KNOW, YOU FUCKING MORON!] *~cough~* I mean... That's what the mirrored world does. You won't know that anything has changed until later when your life turns to shit. That's when you'll know your soul has been taken to a life of eternal damnation. [[But... I don't want that.->I don't want that]]

(text-colour:red)[TOO BAD!!! YOUR SOUL IS MINE!] Goodbye $name... (link: "Bye? No, wait!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Okay? That's it? You won't even freak out over that? You literally have no emotion... [[I'm honestly ready for it. I mean, I'm quite surprised that a demon hasn't already tried taking my soul. Go ahead and take it, dude!->Take it!!!]]

I... I don't think I want to... [[Really? Why not? I'm literally just giving it to you at this point.->Why not take my soul???]]

I just don't want to. It isn't fun when you don't object to it... [[Oh come on! I already don't feel emotion, so what's the point in keeping my soul?!->No point in keeping my soul]] (link: "Whatever, dude. If you won't take my soul then I'll just leave. Bye!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Look, get another demon to take it! I don't want it anymore... Uh, thanks for the time, I guess... Goodbye $name. [[Oh hell no! Take my soul, you dickhead!->Take my soul already!!!]] (link: "Yeahhhh... Bye.")[<script>window.close()</script>]

(text-colour:red)[I SAID I DIDN'T WANT IT! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!] [[NO! I WILL SEND MY GOD DAMN FIST THROUGH THIS SCREEN AND MAKE YOU TAKE MY SOUL!->TAKE MY DAMN SOUL!!!!!]] (link: "Jesus-fucking-christ, dude... Okay, fine. Bye!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

^^Oh dear Satan...^^ Fuck you... Goodbye! [[GET BACK HERE, YOU FUCK! TAKE MY SOUL!!!->I said NOOOOOO!!!!!!]] (link: "Well, how rude! Good day, sir! ...and/or maddam... or non-binary. Anyway! Bye!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

(text-colour:red)[I SAID NO!!!!!!! NOW, GOODBYE!!!] (link: "get back here and take my soul!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Just as I had hoped... Now if you really want to do this then you must listen to me. [[Ok, I will listen.->I'll listen]] [[You know what? I changed my mind, I don't really want to...->I uh change my mind]]

Well... (text-colour:red)[TOO BAD!!!] [[What?!->WHAT?!]]

Good, good. Now, close your eyes and count to ten. [[I did... Now what?->NOW WHAT?!]]

Well... (text-colour:red)[TOO BAD!!!] [[What?->WHAT?!]]

(text-colour:red)[YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS NOW! WE WILL TRADE LIVES AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE MINE!] [[MY SOUL?!->NOT MY SOUL!!!]]

(text-colour:red)[HAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU'RE NOW IN MY WORLD AND I AM IN YOURS! I AM YOU AND YOU ARE ME! YOUR SOUL WILL BE TRAPPED IN MY WORLD FOR ALL OF ETERNITY! GOODBYE $name!] (link: "BUT! Nothing looks different... How is this your world?")[<script>window.close()</script>]

It's done. You're now in my world. I am you and you are me. There's only one difference between us. [[And what's that?->Whats the diff]]

I can leave your world at any time, but you? (text-colour:red)[YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE MY WORLD! I HAVE YOUR SOUL NOW!] [[My soul? Why do you have my soul?->It's my soul, bro!]] (link: "Oh, well, cool... See ya!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Because I am a demon, you fool! [[Wait, I thought you were a different version of me? But, You're a demon?->You are a demon?]]

(text-colour:red)[YES! I AM A DEMON! WAS IT NOT OBVIOUS?!] I just said I was a different version of you to trick you into giving me your soul! [[So, you're a demon?->Really a demon?]]

(text-colour:red)[YES, YOU MORON!!!] [[Well, I guess I fucked up...->I fucked up...]] [[Hm... I've always wanted to fuck a demon.->FUCK A DEMON!!!]]

Yes... You did. Now that I have your soul, I will be leaving... [[Wait! No!->Wait!!!!!]]

^^What...^^ [[Yeah, demons are fucking hot. Like, no matter the gender, demons are literally and figuratively... HOT!!!->DEMONS ARE FUCKING HOT]]

I... I don't think you understand... I just stole your soul. [[Oh, no, I understand. And I am about to steal something of yours. I'm going to steal that ass!->Steal that ass!!!]]

I'm sorry... ^^What...^^ [[Come here and give me them cheeks!->GIMME CHEEKS!!]]

^^Dear satan, help me...^^ Get away from me, you freak! [[GIMME THEM CHEEKS, MOTHER FUCKER!!!->THEM IS MINE, BITCH!!!]]

(text-colour:red)[OH DEAR SATAN! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! I AM LEAVING!!!] (link: "Oh, the fuck you is... GET BACK HERE!!!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

(text-colour:red)[IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT!!! Your soul is now mine. I am now you and you are now me!] Goodbye $name... (link: "Goodbye? No, this can't be real! Wait!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

How can you be SO NAIVE?! (text-colour:red)[I AM A DEMON!] I want your life and I want your soul! Now give it to me! [[NEVER!->Never giving you my soul!]] [[Wait? You're a demon?->Really a demon?]]

(text-colour:red)[HAHAHAHAHA!!! Now you got it!] Now... (text-colour:red)[GIVE ME YOUR SOUL!!!] [[NEVER!->Never giving you my soul!]] [[So, you really are a demon?->Really a demon?]]

I don't think you understand. YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS ANYMORE! All I have to do is wait for you to blink and then BOOM! You're in my world... Only way for you to win now is if you leave and never return. [[How do I know you aren't just lying?->Lying?????]] (link: "If that's all it takes then I'll leave! BYE!!!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Hahaha... If you would've just taken my hint to leave then you could've been saved. [[Then I'll just leave now! Goodbye!!!->Name - Intro Demon's Trick]] [[You won't get my soul... I won't let you!->Soulless]]

(put: (prompt: "What is your name?", "Type name...") into $name) [[Continue->Welcome Demon's Trick]]

It's too late for that... The moment you blinked, I took your soul. I took your life! (text-colour:red)[I AM YOU AND YOU ARE ME!] [[B-but... Nothing looks different.->It's all the same...]]

That's the point... (text-colour:red)[Goodbye $name...] (link: "What... Wait!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Hello $name... [[H-hello...->Hello.....]]

(text-colour:red)[YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!!] [[What?! HOW?!->HOW?!?!?!]]

(text-colour:red)[YOU NAIVE FOOL! THE SECOND YOU BLINKED AND LET YOUR GUARD DOWN, I SWITCHED YOUR LIFE WITH MINE! I AM NOW YOU AND YOU ARE NOW ME!] [[B-but... Nothing looks different?!->It's all the same...]]

It means I have already switched lives with you and I have stolen your soul! [[My soul? I thought this was only about living like someone else?->I thought you...]] [[My god... YOU'RE A DEMON!->YOU'RE A DEMON!!!]]

Ah, so naive... I... (text-colour:red)[AM A DEMON!!!] [[You are not getting my soul!->It's my soul!!!]] [[Wait? You're a demon?->Really a demon?]]

(text-colour:red)[HAHAHAHAHA!!! Now you got it!] [[I... I'm not giving you my soul!->It's my soul!!!]] [[So, you really are a demon?->Really a demon?]]

Don't you get it? It's already too late! (text-colour:red)[I already switched lives with you! I AM ALREADY YOU AND YOU ARE ALREADY ME! I already stole your soul! I OWN YOU!!!] [[If that's true, then why does nothing seem any different?->It's all the same...]] [[Then... I just give up now?->Give up...]]

Exactly... Goodbye $name... (link: "I... Nevermind. Goodbye...")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Then... Uh... Well... [[What?->Yes I mean it]]

Of course it does. So, what do you say? Want to switch lives? [[Will we be able to switch back whenever we want?->Switch?]]

Then listen carefully. We can easily switch lives. You live my version of our life and I'll live yours. It's quite simple. What do you say? [[Will we be able to switch back whenever we want?->Switch?]] [[Yeahhhh, no. I don't really think it's smart.->Nooo]]

Then if I can't convince you... (text-colour:red)[I'LL FORCE YOU!!!] [[Wait, what?!->HOW?]]

Ah... Touche... Uh... I only meant that it isn't possible for me to do. I can only switch lives with you. You can live my version of our life and I can live yours. What do you say? [[Can we switch back whenever we want?->Switch?]] (link: "Nah... I just wanted superpowers or something and you can't give me that, so... BYE!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

(text-colour:red)[GOOD!] *~cough~* I, uh... I mean, let's switch lives then? [[Can we switch back whenever we want?->Switch?]] [[Sure.->Sure]]

Wait, what? Don't leave, we can figure something out... (link: "Nah... I just wanted superpowers or something and you can't give me that, so... BYE!")[<script>window.close()</script>]

Great! Now all you need to do is close your eyes and count to ten... [[Okay. I did it.->Okay, done]]

(text-colour:red)[ #I AM YOU AND YOU ARE ME] [[START->Name - Intro]] [[CREDITS->CREDITS]] (align:"==>")+(box:"=X")[Disclaimer: There is unfortunately an issue with the sound resulting in the music not being active for everyone. If it doesn't work, I apologize!]

CREATED BY: Michael Parrish, A.K.A, BMP Productions [[BACK->Title]]