It began long long ago in a-How long ago was it again? [[It was just yesterday]] [[It was 20 years ago Uncle.]] [[You go back in the book to see]]"Oh yeah, it was. Anyways so-" [[This better be good or I'll just leave.]]Oh yes, I was in the Goblin cave, knee deep in goblin -//cough//-. I had killed most of the goblins. I was scavenging for anything of value when I came across a [[Crown!]] [[The coin!]] [[The Axe!]]It has no date. When you return to where you were reading the text is gone. You look at the cover and the title has vanished. A paper has fallen from the book. [[Pick it up]]It will I promise, Ther was like this place that anyone could go anywhere and you could do anything you wanted and you could use a... [[...]] The coin was unlike any I had ever seen! It was made of bone. We knew where to go to look at what it was. [[The trader!]] It was lost by the princess and we had to go find her, but where were we to find her. We looked everywhere but couldnt find her we later found out that she... [[Freed Herself]] [[Died on the way here]]It was rusted and old. You didn't realise the giant troll sneaking up on me. It hit you with it's giant club and I the far wall. A couple of ribs are broken. You could run but... [[You Decide to fight with everything you got.]] [[You drink a health poultice to fight this demon spawn.]] [[You get really angery, like REALLY angery.]] We walked in and showed the coin when a traveler in there recognised the coin and asked where we found it. We told him and said it was the Goblin's talisman for their deity. The coin was extremely valuable and offered 100 gold peices! [[Sell it for no less that 200]] [[I don't like that.]][[Beginning]] Made by Matthew Jacobson I was infuriated i took that axe and started just slashing at the troll's legs. Over and over again. One leg came off and then... [[I just left]] [[Off with his head!]]He refuses and walks away. [[Be sad.]] [[Steal the money while he sleeps.]]Dodge, slice, run, chop. It went on for ever. I was so exhausted and eventualy I was able to finish him off. However out of the corner of my eye there was another bigger ogre. [[I don't like that.]] I suggest you play Dark Souls.I left the cave as fast as I could. Went home and went to bed. It traumatised me. I never went adventuring again. [[I don't like that.]] I suggest you play Resident Evil 7I jumped on his back and gathered all my strength and swung it went clean through his neck, I grabed his head and punted it into the goblin blood and left the cave. [[I don't like that.]] I suggest you play Mortal Kombat.Your drink your health poultice and are ready to fight this abomination. You swing left and right and jump onto it's chest, shoving deep into it's heart, toppling it over. You pull the axe out and swing down harder than before, slicing deeper then before, finishing it. With this creature vanqueshed you are satisfied. [[I don't like that.]] I suggest you play Dragon Age: Origins[[Beginning]] [[I don't like that.]] I recommend you play ThiefShe had left. It seemed that they didn't lock her up properly [[I don't like that.]] How unfortunate [[I don't like that.]] ...-//fake cough//-You can use a... [[....]]Your supposed to tell me what you want. [[Oh, no I'm fine.]]Just do it so I can show you what you like. Like a sword or a gun. [[Ok a gun]] [[Sword]]Where you can slay Dragons! Run around doing whatever you want spelunking, robbing graves, even sleep for 100 days straight! Go play Skyrim or Oblivion. [[I don't like that.]] The US got blown up. Russia got blown up. Your family got blown up. Your dog got blown up. Your favorite blanket got blown up and people started to turn into zombies and they knew they were zombies, and it sucked. But hey you get to run around and do whatever you want. Like shoot those zombies in the face. 'Cause they're zombies. Plus like everything got really high on radiation and turned in to psychotic mureder machines. [[I don't like that.]] Go play Fallout 3 or Fallout 4 [[But what if the zombies don't die and there are a lot of them]]Your screwed. [[I don't like that.]] Go play CoD zombies, but not that Advanced Warfare or Infinite Warfare crap.It reads ''//Make your own adventure//'' Try out Dungeons and Dragons its pretty great. You can do anything. [[I don't like that.]]