LORDCHEESEBURGER

Now that i have taken your fake money, we can begin! Choose a class: [[noble knight]] [[stealthy archer]]

I understand your violence and aggresion deep within. Choose your weapons: [[great ax]] [[flail and armoured gauntlet]]

I agree, tis best to keep a distance. [[Cross-bow]]

Im slowly starting to understand your rage more and more. The wind blows through the wet grass in the icy night. You the axe weilder have been traveling through the forest for two days straight, your energy is low and eyes weary. Warm food and drink is on your mind. What will thy do? [[sleep in the middle of the road late at night]] [[keep walking a little more]]

Now that you finally have a weapon lets put it to use! A smol evil bear runs twards you. [[it looks so cute! dont hit it]] [[Smash the bears head in]]

You seem to have a smart plan ahead! YOu awake in a warm house. [[get off the warm bed]]

<hl>[[insert coin to begin the quest]]</hl>

You collapse of exahustion In your sleep you dream of being robbed and awake to the sound of sniffing near you. [[pretend to be dead]] [[grab axe]]

You see a man thats really old looking. [[be pridefull and not ask for help you need]] [[ask for help]]

A bear drags you for about 10 minutes to a cave. It drops you and you can hear little cubs growling You think about your axe, oh how you miss it. [[continue to stay dead]] [[stand up in a rush and quickly search for a weapon]]

Grabbing your axe you see a massive bear. It becomes starteled and bites at you. You raise your axe still on the ground and it devours your main hand. You cry out in pain dropping your axe. It malls you, clawing at your bare chest. This is a very painfull and grewsome moment for the great axe weilder. The bear then picks you up with its mouth and drags you. [[punch bear in the eye]] [[pretend to be dead]]

It becomes enraged and fineshes you. Then little cubs come out and feed out your bones. The adventurer has been slain! [[insert coin to begin the quest]]

Little cubs are within arms reach now. One almost bites you... [[let it bite you, it cant hurt that bad right?]] [[grab the little cub and throw it at the nearest villan]]

You see a flail and an armored guantlet that you could use as a sheild. If you run then you could get it in time to defend yourself. [[walk to the newly found gear]] [[run the the fail]]

It sinks it little teeth into you, you yell in pain! Mamma bear runs at you and all her cubs. They all bite you and finish you off. The great axe weilder was sain! [[insert coin to begin the quest]]

You grab that bear, tis heaveir than you thought. Barly you raise it above your head and it squirms out of your hands. You drop it and suddely something from behind rams into you! You fall slaming your nose into the stone floor. The bears soround you and all attack at the same time. You feel what seems to be a thousand bites! The great axe weilder was sain! [[insert coin to begin the quest]]

For some reason you thought it would be an exelent idea to walk to the only bit of hope in this near-death experience. The bears run at you and tackel you to the floor. You fall and they all bite you and rip. The great axe weilder was sain! [[insert coin to begin the quest]]

You reach the flail and thick guantlet. [[flail and armoured gauntlet]]

You dont need him! You're a strong and independent barbarian! You walk past him. Still walking you hit the wall. You colpse from absolute exhaution [[sleep in the middle of the road late at night]]

YOu come to the man begging for help and water. Your eyes close as he approches you. YOu fall to your knees and sleep. You awake in a warm house [[get off the warm bed]]

You step off the bed, you feel very hungry [[eat food on the table]] [[dont eat yet]]

THe adorable lil bear jumps on you. You fall backwards and others join in. They all bite you! YOu have been sain! [[insert coin to begin the quest]]

The bear falls to the ground, dead. You can see the other bears running towards you. [[attack them all and swing that ball and chain!]] [[run around and escape]]

YOu swing your ball-n-chain around. One bear gets hit but is instantly replaced with another, your weapon is too heavy so you swing your armored gauntlet at it. Your guantlet punches the lil bear in de face and it crashes to the ground. The big giant bear Charges you now [[run around and escape]] [[Stand and fight against this massive thing!]]

You run away sucksefully! But the bears are in pursuit [[keep running]] [[stop and kill!]] [[climb a tree. Bears cant climb right?]]

You are so very hungry so why wait? you chomp down that bread and cheese. Drink the mead and feel so satisfied. What will thy do now? [[wait on bed]] [[try the door]] [[look for a weapon]]

You decide to not eat (yet) [[try the door]] [[look for a weapon]]

after waiting for a long while your stomach starts to feel sick. [[continue to wait with your sick tummy]] [[look around]] [[look for a weapon]] [[try the door]]

tis locked [[look around]] [[eat food on the table]]

[[look around]]

You Fall asleep You where poisoned! Dont go around eating random food! THe end is here [[insert coin to begin the quest]]

You see a cross-bow on the wall looks really nice. You take it! And another thing you see is a pink vial [[eat food on the table]] [[try the door]] [[drink pink vial]]

Dint seem to do anything exept tast really good [[eat safe food on the table]]

Now you have discovered that the vial was an antidote for the food! it was poisoned food. [[wait]] [[try to break the door down]]

WHen your running you hear the bears make some sort of cry. Sounds like they were shot and killed with a bow. THen suddely an arrow is shot into your chest. You start to feel extremly tired and pass out! You awake in a warm house. [[get off the warm bed]]

YOu stop and are forced to face the bears. now you can see that there are seven bears running at you. One comes and another. All at the same time, You swing your flail and hit one but anouther comes and soon they are all upon you! Mama bear comes and grabs you with her teeth! You try to swing your club and fail, its imposible when shes holding you. [[punch bear in the eye]]

WRong! Bears can climb trees! But without knowing you climb the tree and they all come up after you. Mama bear bites your foot and poles you down. They all jump on you and tear your flesh. You have been slain! [[insert coin to begin the quest]]

you wait for and hour bored. then a man comes in! [[hide in one second]] [[speak]] [[say nothing and stare]]

The wooden door gives out and crashes to the floor. You see the outside, it tis dark and seems to be early morning. [[go outside]] [[wait inside]]

You quickly set eye upon him and scramble under the bed, you make a fool of yourself! [[insert coin to begin the quest]] The great adventurer cant be seen as a fool! Try restarting and not ackting like a fool!

You say 'hello' with no reply He reaches for his blade [[Run away]] [[stand there blankly]] [[Shoot crossbow]]

You decide to say nothing he speaks nuthing to you. He then grabs his sword on his belt ready to swing [[Run away]] [[Shoot crossbow]] [[stand there blankly]]

You go outside and run away. After walking for a while you hear some sort of screaming in the trees [[ignore]] [[investigate]]

[[wait]]

You run past him through the door [[go outside]]

A bolt goes flying thru the air and right into his heart. This man drops his sword and colapses to the ground [[go outside]] [[wait more]]

You stand there while he swings his sword at your head. You have been slain! [[insert coin to begin the quest]]

YOu walk past the screaming and eventually find a village. Tis miday now. You feel regret [[turn back]] [[end this dumb game]]

You see a man robbing a girl, just like you would imagine [[walk away]] [[stop theif]]

The bear get ready to come in with a hard charge. [[start swinging around you with flail]] [[time it right and kill]]

You misjuge your bears speed and colides into you. You fall backwards and it malls you. You have been turned to bear dung! [[insert coin to begin the quest]]

You raise your spiked ball and bring it down with tons of force right ontop of the bears head. The bear falls to the ground. The little bears stop in their tracks and run away. You Have successfully defeated the bear villans! [[finish part one of the game]]

Waw u bet it! you must have great jugdment! the quest shall continue soon (our when i have time to make another) Your character gains xp and people begin to know your name [[exit]]

You turn around. You hear some screaming till [[investigate]]

Im sorry you didnt enjoy my game 3: [[finish part one of the game]]

You feel like such a coward [[ignore]] [[go back]]

How will the hero aproch the ani-hero? [[kill from behind]] [[speak to theif]] [[tap his shoulder]]

I must save this woman! you decide that justice must be shown [[stop theif]]

Nothing happens exept a bit of gilt rises in you stomach [[go outside]] [[wait longer]]

MOre pity builds within thy self [[go outside]] [[contine to wait]]

Now your boredom defeats the pity [[wait still]] [[go outside]]

two days of waiting will get you no where, teling you this now... [[idc wait more!!]] [[go outside]]

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You wait [[MORE WAIT!]]

YOu die from all the waiting. is that what you wanted to hear!?! [[insert coin to begin the quest]] or ill be nice and let you go outside one last time [[go outside]]

You bring the spiked pummel of your flail down on his spine and it goes right through him. \ he dies instantly The girl crys out woth surprise. Then she thanks you and runs away [[Run after]] [[end this dumb game]] [[finish part one of the game]] yes you get to decide

You say 'hey, you souldnt do that.' 'who would you be to tell me?' 'im someone how is going to stop you' 'o really?' says the theif He points his dagger at you [[attack]] [[try to talk]]

He turns around in extreme speed. he slashes you by accident. Then he smiles [[attack]] [[speak to theif]]

YOu attack him, he dodges your attack and stabs you with his small knife, you rally tho and bash him with you sheild. [[spare him]] [[Finish him!!]]

You try to tell him to halt but he listens not and stabs your bare chest. You fall and die You have been killed! [[insert coin to begin the quest]]

She was supposed to love you forever right?? what the #@%&*? You catch up to her [[ask her to repay you with a kiss]] [[Rob her]]

She stops and asks herself "how could i forget?" then she kisses you. THen just like a fairy tale you get married and live a happy life [[finish part one of the game]]

She didnt thank you enough, so you grab her coin purse with extreme force and turn to the evil side! The hero cant do that!! [[insert coin to begin the quest]]

He relizes that you could have killed him right there, he cries out and runs away. You feel heroic and rad. The girl thanks you and runs off [[finish part one of the game]] [[Run after]] (the girl)

YOU stike him in the back of the head and finish him. his body collapses to the floor. The girl has been saved. She thanks you and runs off [[finish part one of the game]] [[Run after]] (the girl)