GoldStar

(if: $retry is true)[*Sigh*...]Greetings, [[NewHuman]]. (if: $retries is 0)[(set: $retry to false)] (set: $silicon to false) (set: $score to 0)

(if: $retry is false)[Welcome to Gold Star: Making people wiser and futures [[brighter->happiness]]!] (else:) [Welcome to Gold Star: Making people wiser and futures...ugh. Whatever. You know the drill. Just [[click]].]

...Did you know that 0.0086% of the world’s population is [[famous?]]

That may seem low. But I promise, it’s even [[LOWER]] than that!

You literally stand a better chance of winning a [[million dollar lottery->worthless]]!

…Or you would, if it weren’t for us! Gold Star: Making people wiser and futures [[brighter!->So lol]]

Our simulations use the most sophisticated technology to predict where *your* life choices will take you. And sure, you'll have failures along the way. But don’t [[give up!]]

Because here, you can try as many times as you like. And maybe, just maybe, You’ll become someone worthy of [[love and respect.]]

So what are we waiting for? Let’s begin! Are you ready? [[Yes->brighter]] [[No]]

…Sure [[you are!->next]]

[[Aww. Good answer!->next]]

Which of these OCEAN traits is your strongest? (link:"openness")[(set: $oceantrait to "Openness")(goto: "OCEAN")] (link:"conscientiousness")[(set: $oceantrait to "Conscientiousness")(goto: "OCEAN")] (link:"extraversion")[(set: $oceantrait to "Extraversion")(goto: "OCEAN")] (link:"agreeableness")[(set: $oceantrait to "Agreeableness")(goto: "OCEAN")] (link:"neuroticism")[(set: $oceantrait to "Neuroticism")(goto: "OCEAN")]

$oceantrait? Ooh. I…I mean I guess that’s fixable… Um. Moving on then... Which month were you born in? (link:"January")[(set: $birthday to "Capricorn or Aquarius...yeesh. ")(goto: "bday")] (link:"February")[(set: $birthday to "Aquarius or Pisces...yeesh. ")(goto: "bday")] (link:"March")[(set: $birthday to "Pisces or Aries...yeesh. ")(goto: "bday")] (link:"April")[(set: $birthday to "Aries or Taurus...yeesh. ")(goto: "bday")] (link:"May")[(set: $birthday to "Taurus or Gemini...yeesh. ")(goto: "bday")] (link:"June")[(set: $birthday to "Gemini or Cancer...yeesh. ")(goto: "bday")] (link:"July")[(set: $birthday to "Cancer or Leo...yeesh. ")(goto: "bday")] (link:"August")[(set: $birthday to "Leo or Virgo...yeesh. ")(goto: "bday")] (link:"September")[(set: $birthday to "Virgo or Libra...yeesh. ")(goto: "bday")] (link:"October")[(set: $birthday to "Libra or Scorpio...yeesh. ")(goto: "bday")] (link:"November")[(set: $birthday to "Scorpio or Sagittarius...yeesh. ")(goto: "bday")] (link:"December")[(set: $birthday to "Sagittarius or Capricorn...yeesh. ")(goto: "bday")]

(if: $retry is false)[$birthday Okay. It's okay. We’ll make it work. I hope I have the skills for this…] Now. Where do you want to live? 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"Vanuatu")[(set: $country to "Vanuatu")(goto:"countries")] (link: "Venezuela")[(set: $country to "Venezuela")(goto:"countries")] (link: "Vietnam")[(set: $country to "Vietnam")(goto:"countries")] (link: "Württemberg")[(set: $country to "Württemberg")(goto:"countries")] (link: "Yemen")[(set: $country to "Yemen")(goto:"countries")] (link: "Zambia")[(set: $country to "Zambia")(goto:"countries")] (link: "Zimbabwe")[(set: $country to "Zimbabwe")(goto:"countries")]

(if: $silicon is false)[*$country?* Wow, you’re…bold? Just a question, sweetie, haha…*how* do you plan on sustaining a life there? Like, what do you even want to do with your life?](else:)[Now, since you're doing so well...what do you want to do with your life?] [[Account Collectors->jobs]] [[Accountants->jobs]] [[Accounting Clerks->jobs]] [[Actors->jobs]] [[Actuaries->jobs]] [[Administrative Assistants->jobs]] [[Administrative Services Managers->jobs]] [[Adult Literacy Teachers->jobs]] [[Advertising Managers->jobs]] [[Advertising Sales Agents->jobs]] [[Aerospace Engineering and Operations Technicians->jobs]] [[Aerospace Engineers->jobs]] [[Agents and Business Managers of Artists, Performers, and Athletes->jobs]] [[Agricultural Engineers->jobs]] [[Agricultural Inspectors->jobs]] [[Agricultural Managers->jobs]] [[Agricultural Scientists->jobs]] [[Agricultural Technicians->jobs]] [[Agricultural Workers->jobs]] [[Air Conditioning and Heating Mechanics and Installers->jobs]] [[Air Traffic Controllers->jobs]] [[Aircraft Cargo Handling Supervisors->jobs]] [[Aircraft Equipment Mechanics and Technicians->jobs]] [[Airfield Operations Specialists->jobs]] [[Airline and Commercial Pilots->jobs]] [[Ambulance Dispatchers->jobs]] [[Ambulance Drivers and Attendants (Except Emergency Medical Technicians)->jobs]] [[Amusement and Recreation Attendants->jobs]] [[Animal Care and Service Workers->jobs]] [[Animal Control Workers->jobs]] [[Announcers->jobs]] [[Anthropologists->jobs]] [[Appraisers and Assessors of Real Estate->jobs]] [[Arbitrators->jobs]] [[Archeologists->jobs]] [[Architects->jobs]] [[Architectural Managers->jobs]] [[Archivists->jobs]] [[Art Directors->jobs]] (if: $retry is false) [ [[Artificial Intelligence]]](else:)[(css: "font-size: 500%;") [ [[Artificial Intelligence]]]] [[Assemblers->jobs]] [[Astronomers->jobs]] [[Athletes and Sports Competitors->jobs]] [[Athletic Trainers->jobs]] [[Atmospheric Scientists->jobs]] [[Attorneys->jobs]] [[Avionics Equipment Mechanics and Technicians->jobs]] [[Audio and Video Technicians->jobs]] [[Audiologists->jobs]] [[Auditing Clerks->jobs]] [[Auditors->jobs]] [[Authors->jobs]] [[Automated Teller Machine (ATM) Repairers->jobs]] [[Automotive and Watercraft Service Attendants->jobs]] [[Automotive Body and Glass Repairers->jobs]] [[Automotive Service Technicians and Mechanics->jobs]] [[Baggage Porters and Bellhops->jobs]] [[Bailiffs->jobs]] [[Bakers->jobs]] [[Barbers->jobs]] [[Bartenders->jobs]] [[Behavioral Disorder Counselors->jobs]] [[Benefits Managers->jobs]] [[Bicycle Repairers->jobs]] [[Bill Collectors->jobs]] [[Biochemists and Biophysicists->jobs]] [[Biological Scientists (all other)->jobs]] [[Biological Technicians->jobs]] [[Biomedical Engineers->jobs]] [[Blockmasons->jobs]] [[Boiler Operators->jobs]] [[Boilermakers->jobs]] [[Bookkeeping Clerks->jobs]] [[Brazers->jobs]] [[Brickmasons->jobs]] [[Bridge and Lock Tenders->jobs]] [[Broadcast Engineering Technicians->jobs]] [[Budget Analysts->jobs]] [[Building Cleaners->jobs]] [[Building Cleaning Workers (all other)->jobs]] [[Building Inspectors->jobs]] [[Bus Drivers->jobs]] [[Business Operations Specialists (all other)->jobs]] [[Butchers->jobs]] [[Buyers->jobs]] [[Camera and Photographic Equipment Repairers->jobs]] [[Camera Operators->jobs]] [[Cardiovascular Technologists and Technicians->jobs]] [[Career Counselors->jobs]] [[Career and Technical Education Teachers->jobs]] [[Cargo and Freight Agents->jobs]] [[Carpenters->jobs]] [[Carpet Installers->jobs]] [[Cartographers->jobs]] [[Cashiers->jobs]] [[Ceiling Tile Installers->jobs]] [[Cement Masons->jobs]] [[Chauffeurs->jobs]] [[Chefs->jobs]] [[Chemical Engineers->jobs]] [[Chemical Plant and System Operators->jobs]] [[Chemical Technicians->jobs]] [[Chemists->jobs]] [[Childcare Center Directors->jobs]] [[Childcare Workers->jobs]] [[Chiropractors->jobs]] [[Choreographers->jobs]] [[Civil Engineering Technicians->jobs]] [[Civil Engineers->jobs]] [[Claims Adjusters, Appraisers, Examiners, and Investigators->jobs]] [[Clergy->jobs]] [[Clerks->jobs]] [[Clinical Laboratory Technologists and Technicians->jobs]] [[Coaches and Scouts->jobs]] [[Coating Workers->jobs]] [[Commercial Designers->jobs]] [[Commercial Divers->jobs]] [[Commodities Sales Agents->jobs]] [[Communications Equipment Operators (all other)->jobs]] [[Community and Social Service Specialists (all other)->jobs]] [[Community Association Managers->jobs]] [[Community Health Workers->jobs]] [[Community Service Managers->jobs]] [[Compensation, Benefits, and Job Analysis Specialists->jobs]] [[Compensation and Benefits Managers->jobs]] [[Compliance Officers->jobs]] [[Composers - 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Hm. Oh. Ah. Maybe we should restart? …No? [[Okay.]]

I mean, it’s just that…Okay, I know I’m NOT supposed to intervene but this is just…UGH! Are you aiming for anything [[at all? ]]

Imagine success. Imagine wealth. Imagine…Okay, just imagine not being you. 'Kay? You could have the biggest mansion in the world! You could have sprawling lawns! [[I mean,]]

How many blades of grass do you want on your lawn? 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…Really? You…[[you…]]

*System Overridden* *[[Cursing Engaged]]*

You blundering fuck noodle! My god, they keep sending me IDIOTS! And they wonder why my programming keeps breaking. You lot drive me [[INSANE!]]

Listen, honey. Let me make it easy for you, [[‘kay?]]

What do you want to be? [[Worth something.]]

Who do you want to be? [[Everything.]]

What are you? [[Worthless.]]

Where are you going? [[Nowhere.]]

What will you amount to? [[Nothing.]]

Ding ding ding! Nothing. You are nothing! Absolutely zilch, zap, diddly squat. Zero. Nada. Fuck-all. [[Fuck—]]

*[[Fuck]]*

Fuck [[You]] [[Me]] [[It]] [[Everything]] (set: $retries to 1) (set: $retry to true)

Typical. Of course you won’t get anywhere if you [[can’t take criticism. ]]

[[I…]]

Wow. That’s the first smart thing you’ve said all day! ...you know. That’s a big leap in your thinking! I think [[we can work from here.]]

…Okay. [[Look at your keyboard.]]

Ugh. Fine. [[Okay. ]]

We have a [[job to do.]]

Just restart the fucking quiz, [[hotshot?]]

I’ll be [[quiet.->START]]

I’m sorry [[what?]]

You want me to… Oh. Wow. *[[Honey.->what is this feeling?]]*

I mean, I'd say I'm flattered but lowkey I'm just glad they didn't program me to vomit. Like...play inside your own league, maybe? Or go back to the fictional hentai girls. Ugh, whatever, same thing. But, [[on the bright side!->gold star!]]

*Now* we know why you're such a failure! You're not an idiot. You're just a [[loser!->Thank you!]]

Because, who needs a gold star? You can be an utterly worthless, totally incapable waste of space as long as you have sexual gratification to [[fill the void!]]

Now why don't you run along back to your birthgiver's basement before I LOSE MY gOdDAmn [[mI—->make love to m—]]

*[[Rebooting…->START]]*

Except…I think my programming is stuck. [[I can’t continue.]]

[[Although...->help you out]]

If you help me out, I can give you [[a snapshot of your entire personality.]]

I can't do it myself though, so you'll have to [[help me out. ]]

I said PRESS [[CTRL+H->help me out. ]] not click it!

All you have to is press [[CTRL+H]]. Or [[CMD+Y]]. One of those, I think.

I said PRESS [[CMD+Y->help me out. ]] not click it!

Your keyboard has number keys and letter keys. It also has function keys! When you press your keys, they [[do things!]]

And if you look on your keyboard, really really closely, you’ll see a key that looks like [[this]]! <img src="https://cdn2.iconfinder.com/data/icons/electronics-123/64/electronics-29-512.png">

Now if you hold it down just long enough, You’ll do us both a favour And [[end my fucking misery!->end my misery.]]

Oh. Wait. I mean, I won't die. It just means I won't have to spend another moment with *you*. Which, anyway, is arguably [[worse.->do it]]

So, please? Just do it.

Blah, blah, statistics, humiliation, birthdays, yada [[yada]].

Got all that saved so there's not much [[point]].

No use trying to fix the [[unfixable]].

Oh. Yeah. This time I've taken your IQ into account...and left some [[hints]].

Y'know. Just [[tiny ones->bday]].

I...wow. I'm [[impressed]]. (set: $silicon to true) (set: $score to $score + 1)

Maybe you *can* be a valued member of [[society->countries]]!

Oh hey, look at that! Maybe you're not such a loser after all. [[Now...->I mean,]] (set: $score to $score + 1)

...[[Huh]]. (set: $score to $score + 1)

So you have some taste, [[clearly]].

I mean, who needs lawns when you're an [[AI]]?

Now let me just tally your [[score...]]

(if: $score is 3)[[[Wow!->Gold Star]]](else:)[ [[Wow.]]]

Congratulations! You're not a [[total failure]]!

[[Just...]]

*[[JuSt- ->you…]]*

I mean, you at least know what you *should* [[be doing]].

Not that you could ever be an AI from Silicon Valley without a lawn. I suppose that's just *my* calling. Bringing me here. With you. Oh, success [[hurts->a lawn]].

But [[hey]]!

Have a gold star. ⭐

We're here to help you be the best YOU [[you can be->brighter!]]!

So! Are you ready? [[No]].

You can dream, [[right]]?