Deliverance

**WEDNESDAY, 6 PM** *[[The Bobbert Residence]]*

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] Okay, so… (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Mmm. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Just to confirm... (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Yes, yes. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] You leave the church treasury unlocked. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] [[Quite.]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] ‘Cos you’re all mental. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Yes, lovely. Ooh, here maybe… (color: orange)[**Mike:**] So if I snuck in and did a little bit’a clean-up if you know what I mean… (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Splendid. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] You wouldn’t notice? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Mmm-hmm (color: orange)[**Mike:**] You’ve not heard a word I’ve said, have you? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Oh, [[absolutely]].

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] ...So you'll agree with anything. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Mmmmm. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Cos you're a right cretin. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] [[Mmhmm, mmhmm.]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] Yeah. Pilfering. Thieving. Pussyfooting. Plundering. Or- Actually, no. Robin-Hooding. Yeah. Steal from the rich, give to the poor. I’m poor, if you hadn’t noticed. Or mayb- (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Brother, I don't have time for this! My job is on the line! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] I'm no- (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] I have a hymn plan to finish, a choir to arrange and exactly twenty-one nuns to pacify - long story – all before tomorrow! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Okay, bu- (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Do you know what the High Priest will do if I fail? He'll fire me! He'll fire me and then we'll *both* be useless, layabout scamps without a penny to our names! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Wa- (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] So you and the gang can go do what you want. But *I* am done. I am *out*! And I have no intention of going back *in*. So please- (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Sto- (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] For the love of all that is holy- (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Han- (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Leave me out of it! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] [[Alright, alright!]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] ... You think I'm a scamp? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] (color: orange)[**Mike:**] I'm hurt. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] (color: orange)[**Mike:**] …I’m serious you know. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] (color: orange)[**Mike:**] I’m going to do it. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] (color: orange)[**Mike:**] [[You can’t stop me]].

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] I will. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] But you can’t (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] But I can. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] [[But you won’t]].

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] … (color: orange)[**Mike:**] [[…I’m taking it. ]]

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] …Why? Why us? Why our church? Why a church, actually? (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Seriously? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Really! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] You took me there last week! (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] So Lord Sprinkles might bless you! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Blessed me with a plan, he did. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] He did not! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Oh, he did. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Oh, really? (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Oh *really*. See, if I didn’t come to service- (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Oh yes? (color: orange)[**Mike:**] I’d never ‘av known you lot were [[balling]].

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] …I don’t understand you. How can you take from such a holy place? How can you- (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Alright, alright, calm down. Sprinkles. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Don’t say her name in vain. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] [[Don't tell me what to do.->…]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] ...Was only joking. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] H-huh? (color: orange)[**Mike:**] About the sick kids, I mean. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] [[Oh]].

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] …It’ll be different this time, you know. [[I’ll stop you]].

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] And send me to the slammer? [[Doubt it]].

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] …I…[[I guess you’re right]].

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] Huh? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] I won’t do anything about it. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Seriously? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] But I want you to know I…[[I hate you]].

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] [[...Fine->…Okay]].

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] Ah, sis… (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] That’s right, I h-hate you. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] No...you don't. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] I-I think you’re the lowest of the low. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] No you don't. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] I think you're the worst. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] You don't. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] I do! (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] …Oh, you’re right. You're right, [[I don’t.->I don’t. I don’t]]

**THURSDAY, 5 AM (TOMORROW)** *[[Somwhere Dodgy.->Somewhere Dodgy, Probably]]* *Probably.* *Okay, definitely.*

(text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] Wha? (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] Seriously? (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Yeah. Sorry, lads...Gig's off. No church raiding for us. (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] But...why? (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Look, I know we need the cash- (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] Yeah, c'mon! No way we can see the aquarium now... (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] It okay. We have aquarium at home. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] If you mean eating fish, getting pissed and then throwing up their remains... (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] ...That's not an aquarium. (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] [[Oh.]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] And anyway, forget aquariums. (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] *Forget* aquariums?! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Yeah. We gotta think about eating first. (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] Oh. (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] But...Hannah! Hannah nice. Hannah have job. She give food! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Seriously? How long d'you think that's gonna last? And they're already paying her peanuts. (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] So? Let's just steal what they're not paying her! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] I already told you, we *can't*. (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] Why? (color: orange)[**Mike:**] ... (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] Oh. Oh, Mikey...I'm so sorry. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] [[...->beefcakedumb]]

(text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] ...So what’s the plan? (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Well, for starters, you could take…[[these]].

(text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] ...Beach towels? (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] FOR THE AQUA- (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Holy robes. (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] Damnit. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] If you wear these, you can pass for choirmen. (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] Ohh...huh? (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Listen. You go in as the choir. You distract the high priest with your singing or some shit. Meantime, I'll slip into the treasury. [[Make sense?]]

(text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] Uh...sure. (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] I can’t sing for sugar though… (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Good. High Priest won't know what hit him. (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] Oh. Awesome. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Sorted? ...Then [[it looks like we have a plan, boys->let’s get moving, boys]].

**SUNDAY, 6 AM** *[[Millcoast Community Church]]* *(Dodgy Doesn't Cover It)*

(text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Miss Bobbert! (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Y-yes, father? (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Did you arrange the hymns? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Yes, father. (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] And the nuns? Have they been quelled? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Yes, father. (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] And are the cupcakes of adequate delightfulness? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Of course, father. (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] And the choir? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] On their way, father. (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Oh really? [[Hmm…]]

(text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Well, I must say I’m impressed, Miss Bobbert. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Y-you are? (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Certainly! For our [[first female priest]], you might actually live up to those before you.

(text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Hmm? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Nothing, father. (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Ah, yes. [[Then I do beli-]]

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Oh…well- (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Ah, haha, yes that’s a good one, no? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] O-oh. I see. You’re just…joking around, haha. (css: "font-size: 60%;")[ [[Pretentious toss-pot…]]]

**[[The Door Slams Open]]** <audio src="https://deliverancesounds2.yolasite.com/resources/zapsplat_sound_design_impact_slam_hit_hard_005_32203.mp3" autoplay>

(text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] YOU! (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Oh no... (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] YOU...HOLY MAN...PERSON... GET DOWN HERE! (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] What- (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] FIGHT BEEFCAKE LIKE A MAN! (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] (css: "font-size: 70%;")[*Beefcake! Wrong distraction.*] (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] OH! UHh... Well hello there, big boy. Come here often? (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] I *beg* your pardon? (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] (css: "font-size: 70%;")[*No!*] (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] (css: "font-size: 70%;")[*Beefcake only knows two distractions!*] (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] (css: "font-size: 70%;")[*We're choirmen, remember?! [[We're supposed to-->NO, MI-]]*]

(text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] [[Quiet.]]

(text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Miss Bobbert. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Oh dear… (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] You *“organised”* the choir, did you? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Y-yes, father…I don’t know what- (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] So this train-wreck is your doing? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] I…N-no! No, it’s no- (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Gentlemen. Please leave. I'm sure there's a party somewhere that's missing their clowns. (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] Clowns? (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] Oh, cool! (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] As for you, Miss Bobbert…Don't worry. I'll make certain your predicament is adquately [[dealt wi- ]]

**[[CRASH]]** <audio src="https://deliverancesounds2.yolasite.com/resources/zapsplat_impacts_crash_bicycle_hit_wall_18089.mp3" autoplay>

(text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Oh, what no- Heavens to betsy! Who’s that at the treasury door? (color: orange)[**Mike:**] …U-uh…[[hi, everyone]].

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] (css: "font-size: 60%;")[Oh Sprinkles.] (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] (css: "font-size: 60%;")[Don't say her name in vein.] (color: orange)[**Mike:**] I’m…uh…I’m Mike. S-sorry, I must have tripped on my way up. (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] You shouldn’t be up anywhere! Only priests are allowed near the altar area. Get down from there! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Well… See the thing is…uhh… (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] The thing is! He...H-he's a priest! (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] No, he- OW! Cake-Cake! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] H-huh? Oh. Yeah... Priest... (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] (css: "font-size: 60%;")[ *[[What]]*]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] Uh…yeah. Yeah! I’m a priest. I was invited to speak today by one…uh…Heather Bobby I think? Something like that. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] (css: "font-size: 60%;")[*You utter c-*] (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Crustaceans and candy! Hiring people to do your job, Miss Bobbert? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] N-no! No of course no- (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] You sure about that? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] I- (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Fine. Let's test that. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Wha- (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Mitch. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Mike. (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] [[Start your sermon.]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] S-sermon? Here? (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Now. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Now? But church hasn't even starte- (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Now. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] A sermon? [[A SE-!->Se-!]]

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] [[ … ]]

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Actually. [[Yes, Mike.]]

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] We'd *love* to [[hear you speak]].

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] U-uh…well you see…Ahem. (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Go on. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] [[Folks.]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] Today I’d like to talk about…f-family. Family, yeah. The greatest blessing from our good Lord Sprinkles. [[Uh...->I’m trying to hear]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] How many of you gathered here today have a sister? Or a brother, or, or anything? Okay, okay, I see some nods, I see some nods. (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] I love my sister! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] And I love you because you’re a child of the LORD! Can I get a hallelujah? (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] Hallelujah! (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] (css: "font-size: 60%;")[ [[What the f-]]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] See, everyone, the thing about family is that we do stupid things sometimes. Am I right, am I right? But in the end, we forgive each other. And in the Lord Spinkles’s eyes, that’s all that really matters. Like, Miss Bobbert here. You got a sister? Or…a brother? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] (css: "font-size: 60%;")[Yes.] (color: orange)[**Mike:**] I’m sorry, what was that? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] I said yes! I said yes, you, you…You lovely creature. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Now see, that’s amazing. I’m sure [[you have an amazing brother]].

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] And if he’s not so amazing...you see...you should love him anyway. Because that’s what the good lord would want. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Excu- (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Amen. Hallelujah. May Sprinkles bless you all. (color: purple)[**Everyone (except Hannah):**] And also you! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Thank you for having me. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Wait…wait, [[EXCUSE M-]]

(text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Well I for one think that was excellently put, Mitch! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Mike. (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Sure, sure. You know… (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Hmm? (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] I might have a position open for you… (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Uh- (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] [[THE HELL YOU D-]]

(text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Miss Bobbert, please be quiet. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] FATH- (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] You’re disrupting the proceedings. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] DISRUpting the…[[of all the- ]]

(text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Miss Bobbert. Please cease your whining. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] But f-father… (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Mitchell. Come with me so we might discuss your duties. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] But- (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] But nothing. In fact... Let me make myself [[quite plain]].

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] [[ … ]]

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] [[…Yes...]]

**WEDNESDAY (AGAIN), 6 PM** *[[The Bobbert Residence->TBR]]*

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] Now, just wait one cherry-picking minute! (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] I...*[[excuse me]]*?

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] [[…Yes, father…]]

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Mmm…you know, Mikey? (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Mmm. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] I *hic* get why people drink [[noooowwww]].

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Ish so *hic* good… (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Uh-huh, uh-huh. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] C’mon *hic* Mikey, plaaayyy with meeeee… (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Just a bit, sis, these hymn plans are doing a number on me... (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Pfffft. Hymn plans. [[I wish the High Priest fired me sooner]]…

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] Oh, yeah, yeah… (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] [[ ... ]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] [[ … ]]

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] That was my *hic* [[dream]], you know…

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] Mmmhmm (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] To be a *hic* priestess. To *hic* bring some joy to the world. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Yeah, awesome. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] But that was a [[dumb idea]]...

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Cupcakes [[suck]].

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Sprinkles [[doesn't care]].

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] And I got [[noooooothhhhiiiiiiinnnggg…]]

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] *[[hic]]*

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] You hear me, Mikey? (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Mmm…yeah, yeah. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] [[Nothing.]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] [[Mmm...]]

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] [[…->e1]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] [[…->e2]]

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] [[Miiiikeeeeeyyyy…]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] Hmm? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] C’mon, play with me… (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Mm…yeah…[[maybe later]], sis…

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] What do you like to play, bro? (color: orange)[**Mike:**] If I put this one over here… (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Ooh, I know! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Uh-huh. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Ready? (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Mmkay. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] [[Click!]] Teeheee…

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] Mmhmm. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Again, again! [[Click! ]]

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Heehee! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] I wonder if this would work… (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] [[Click…]]woo, so close!

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] Ah, yes, there it is! Okay… (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Ssshh, I'm going again! Look at me, bro! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Again, hmm? Okay, I’ll watch, hehe. [[What are you…]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] …playing… [[...gun.]]

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] H-here I goo! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] [[Hannah…]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] [[Hannah, no.]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] Hannah, WAI- (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] [[Cli-!]]

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(color: orange)[**Mike:**] ...Those hymn plans suck. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Quite. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] There is no god. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Certainly. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] We'll all die alone. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Uh-huh... (color: orange)[**Mike:**] You hate me. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Of course. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] [[...Hannah.]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] Hannah, I'm copping your donation box. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Yes, I…*[[Excuse me?]]*

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] And not just that. I’m taking your statues too. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] The...the statues? (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Uh-huh. And your jewels. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Not the jewels! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] And your clothes for all the sick little kids. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] The kids?! Mike, please, if you need the money, I’ll- (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Give it to me? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] My job-! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] You're a priest! (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] A paid priest! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] That's just [[broke with extra steps->You got enough charity cases]].

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] I won't raid your stupid church. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] You...really mean that? (color: orange)[**Mike:**] ...Yeah. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] [[Why?]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] Come along for the ride. ...For my safety, of course. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Come...come along? *Come along?* Mike, are you out of your mind? (color: orange)[**Mike:**] I know, I know. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] No, honestly! This is my life! My dream! What makes you think I would jeopordise that to[[...->gangBack]]

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Okay. …Thank you. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] 'S alright. And look, I... [[I'm gonna turn in->...Okay.]] for the night.

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] ...Okay. [[Goodnight, Mike.->Goodnight, Mike.]]

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] H-huh? (color: orange)[**Mike:**] I won't do it. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] [[What?]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] No thieving. Piflering. Pussyfooting. No raiding any churches. Okay? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] [[I...->thanksMike]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] [[Goodnight, sis]].

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] You're trying to get the gang [[back together]].

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] Hannah, come on! Don't you miss it? Never hiding- (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Or thinking. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] No restrictions- (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Just fear. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] No rulebooks or hymn plans- (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Or [[home]].

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] Hannah, just... Don't you miss the freedom? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] [[I... ]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] Look. I thought if you got another taste - just a *tiny* taste, you'd- (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] I wouldn't. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] [[I know.]]

(color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] You know what? If you miss it so much, then go. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] What? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Go on. Take it. You have Beefcake. And Cake-Cake. You don't need me. So just take back that life you miss. And leave me out of it. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Can't do that. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Why? Why, not? (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Because I miss you too, Han. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] [[...->pointIs]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] What d'ya mean 'why'? I'm not doing it. That not enough? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Not really, no. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Sprinkles. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Don't sa- (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Yeah, yeah. [[...Okay. ]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] [[Here's the deal.]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] I know you. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] And? (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Anything to make sure brother dearest don't get locked up...right? (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] So? (color: orange)[**Mike:**] So I figured...if I were to do something dumb. Like, well and truly mental- (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Shouldn't be hard. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Then maybe you'd...y'know... (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] [[What?->easy]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] Sis, come on- (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Oh, no. No you don't. Not [[this again]].

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] And that means...there's no point. So I [[won't do it->O-oh]].

(text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] She home with...aquarium? (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] No, [[dipstick!->No, you dummy!]]

(text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] (css: "font-size: 60%;")[It's cos she said no.] (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] (css: "font-size: 60%;")[Oh...no...] (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] (css: "font-size: 60%;")[I thought for sure she'd say yes...] (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] (css: "font-size: 60%;")[Beefcake too...] (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] (css: "font-size: 60%;")[Poor Mikey must be so sad...] (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] (css: "font-size: 60%;")[Will things ever be same?] (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] (css: "font-size: 60%;")[Will he ever be okay?] (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] (css: "font-size: 60%;")[Will he stop boo-hoo into pillow?] (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] (css: "font-size: 60%;")[Will he stop using my toothbrush?] (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] (css: "font-size: 60%;")[Will he stop wetting bed?] (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] (css: "font-size: 60%;")[He does that?] (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] (css: "font-size: 60%;")[I-] (color: orange)[**Mike:**] I can *hear* you, fuck nuts. (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] (css: "font-size: 60%;")[Oh.] (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] (css: "font-size: 60%;")[Sorry.] (color: orange)[**Mike:**] [[...->Sor-ee...]]

(text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] ...Hey. Look, man. I know Hannah said no... ...But that doesn't mean we can't do it ourselves. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Huh? (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] Mmhmm! C'mon, what do 'ya say? [[Boy's day out?]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] Yeah...I dunno. Hannah really wants this... (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] Look. You keep saying they're gonna fire her anyway. Right? (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Yeah... (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] So why don't we break in... ...take a little something-something... ...And then leave with what they would've paid her in the first place? (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] Yeah...huh? (color: orange)[**Mike:**] It's not about that! It's...it's her dream. (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] And when they fire her, THEY'LL rip that dream to shreds. ...Not us. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] ... (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] Eeeeexactly. So just think about it as...revenge in advance. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] [[...->fuckit]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] [[Y'know what?]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] [[Screw it.]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] Let's give 'em hell, boys. (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] WOO! (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] Wait... So... We rob church... (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Yeah. (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] ...to get mun-knee... (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Mmm-hmm. (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] ...for aquarium? (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] YES! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] No. (text-colour: (rgba: 250, 102, 246, 1))[**Cake-Cake:**] Damnit. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] We rob church. To get money. To avenge Hannah. And not starve. (text-colour: (rgba: 107, 250, 102, 1))[**Beefcake:**] [[Oh...->Today’s Thursday.]]

(text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] ...So. Mildred. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Mike. (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] You're not only an excellent speaker- (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Uh...well- (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] But you're humble! And giving! And compassionate too. (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Wait, no that- (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] That makes my choice obvious, I know! Miss Bobbert, you're dismissed. [[Mike, you're hired]].

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] Wait, WHA- (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] NO! (color: orange)[**Mike:**] Han- (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] [[No…no…]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] This here...this is a child of Sprinkles! And she deserves respect. And uh...glory? Yeah, glory. As the kind, strong...uh...*devout* woman she is. (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Now, Max... (color: orange)[**Mike:**] She deserves this position. *Much* more than I do, at that. So, good father... I must respectfully [[decline your offer]].

(text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] Every Sunday, we conduct mass. Every. [[Sunday.]]

(color: orange)[**Mike:**] ...Y-yes, father. Crystal... (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] N-no... No! No, I WON'T ACCE-! (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] [[Miss Bobbert.]]

(text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] So either I have a priest... ...Or I have a new offering for the sacrificial altar. [[Do I make myself clear?]]

(text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] You are *lucky* that ALL you are being...is replaced. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] Wha- (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] I’d appreciate it if you left now. (color: cyan)[**Hannah:**] But fath- (text-colour: (rgba: 197, 207, 87, 1))[**High Priest:**] I’m not asking. Leave. [[Now.]]