RE: THEME PARK MEMO

I guess I should read this damn manual before the boss gets mad again. She's a real mean.. sober? [[Manual1<- Read the damn manual.]] [[Look at reflection in mirror.]]

*INTRODUCTION* *Welcome to WUNDERLAND THEME PARK, a HAPPY CORP experience. Our guests have come to expect nothing more then the cleanest venues, the friendliest Cast Members and the most exceptional show. The WUNDER experience starts with you!* Wow. I'm bored already. [[Turn to the next page|Manual2]]

*GUEST PHOTO POLICY* *Our guests love to take photos! And we love our guests! But occasionally, we ask that you check photos for any of the known abnormalities (please consult your line manager for a list of abnormalities). Be discreet, friendly and unassuming. Feel free to distract guests with free merchandise. * Whatever. [[Next page|Manual3]]

*PHOTO OPERATIONS: WUNDERMOUNTAIN* *Every 6th photo taken on the WUNDERMOUNTAIN attraction must be deleted. If questioned by guests, apologize and state there are technical issues. Feel free to offer free merchandise as a token of goodwill.* [[Wait, what?|Mirror2]] <script>playSound('https://www.dropbox.com/s/cys83abm5p885bw/deep_doom.wav?dl=1');</script>

Huh. Was that REALLY a cigarette Larry gave me? I probably shouldn't trust a costumed man who entertains children for a living. <img src=https://i.imgur.com/2fXRTs5.gif> Whatever, back to [[memo reading|manual4]]

Another day in paradise. Better put on my uniform. [[Put on uniform |Look at self]]

I wonder how many other tortured souls have looked in this mirror over the years. <img src=https://i.imgur.com/i3zkUwm.png> [[Who knows. | memopic]]

Oh, great. Another memo. This better not be about the SmileEnforce policy again... <img src=https://i.imgur.com/WlQ5Khk.png> [[Contemplate reading memo.|MemoIntro]]

*PIRATE WUNDER SHIP ISSUES* *The rumours of human real bones aboard our PIRATE FUN experience are false. Please discourage overly curious guests from attempting to touch the props. Alert pest control IMMEDIATELY if any feral canines attempt to infiltrate props.* Real bones? I've heard it all now. [[What ever next?|manual5]]

*'PIZZA THIS' (KIOSK 2259) CLOSURE* *Following incident 459(C), snack kiosk PIZZA THIS will remain closed until further notice. If you find ANY castmembers who claimed to have worked in PIZZA THIS, please notify park security. Please assure guests that this is due to renovations and dispel any concerns they have. Deny ALL rumours. With the level of WUNDER-service we expect from our park employees, please divert any hungry guests to AL-DENTES ITALIAN FOOD kiosk.* Damn, now I want pizza. [[Read on|ghost1]], there might be a coupon for free employee pizza here. [[Look in mirror.|mirror3]]

Woah. <img src=https://i.imgur.com/2fXRTs5.gif> [[Read on.|ghost1]] <script>playSound('https://www.dropbox.com/s/1kuz2gpfeqc3act/production_element_glitch_distort.wav?dl=1');</script>

*IT'S NOT REAL. IT'S NOT REAL. SIM. THE TUNNEL. DON'T LET THE DARKNESS CONSUME YOU* It looks like someone wrote this part with a child's crayon. Probably one of the guys messing around. [[Read on.|mirror4]]

<img src= https://i.imgur.com/7jXZBnQ.png> What happened to my reflection? [[Something isn't right.|Manual6]] <script>playSound('/https://www.dropbox.com/s/p8vmsa7fdznmov0/digital_destruction.wav?dl=1');</script>

<img src=https://i.imgur.com/L1siyl4.png> Another day, another dollar. [[Let's get this over with.|Intro]]

*RE: CHARACTER INTERACTION* *Costumed CastMembers has been a long held and deeply beloved tradition of the WUNDERPARK experience. Our friendly WUNDERBEAR attends various events throughout the park. Please be aware that there in only ONE WUNDERBEAR on shift at a given time. [[IF IN DOUBT, CHECK WUNDERBEAR'S SCHEDULE|bearletter]]. Be vigilant and exercise common sense. ALWAYS CHECK FOR EYEHOLES. All WUNDERConstumes contain eyeholes. * [[This is a long memo..|manual7]]

<img src=https://i.imgur.com/KxE1gFz.png> It's WUNDERBEAR's schedule. Except all of his daily activities are scratched out and *FIND SOURCE OF DARKNESS* written in place of pre-organized events. Can't say that I blame him, those character breakfasts are horrible. Kids everywhere and stale pastries on offer. Sounds horrible. I wonder did someone mess around with [[the memo|manual7]] as well?

*RE: THE DARKNESS* *IT'S DARK, SO DARK. IT CONSUMES ALL* I feel cold all of a sudden. Was there a sudden gush of cold air in here? I should complain to the union about that. [[Look around.|ghost2]] [[Continue reading.|ghost2]]

<img src=https://i.imgur.com/EDyWNdb.png> [[????|Manual8]]

Yep. That's me. <img src=https://i.imgur.com/i3zkUwm.png> [[Time to read the damn memo.|Manual1]] Might as well get it over with now.

*CONT: CHARACTER INTERACTION* *TO REITERARE: COSTUMED CHARACTERS WILL ALWAYS HAVE EYEHOLES. If you don't find eyeholes, do not interfere with any session, but disallow photos. Call security immediately after the session concludes. If you spot a second WUNDERBEAR off to the side, lure him into the tunnels.* ...[[ok|Manual9]]

*A FINAL NOTE ABOUT PARK SECURITY* *The WUNDERLAND security unit does not wear specially marked clothing. If you see someone wearing a shirt that says WUNDERLAND SECURITY, shut down that section of the park immediately.* [[What is going on!?|transition1]]

You're telling me I'M not real? Well let me tell you, none of it is real! Look at where we are, a space built on pure fantasy. [[Are you even listening??|finalghost1]]

<img src=https://i.imgur.com/yW5T3un.gif> *malfunction, malfunction HUMAN IS MALFUNCTIONING* [[Are you listening?!|finalMax2]]

Psychological warfare in the form of enforced behaviour codes. Mind-altering chemicals in the form of food. Brainwashing seminars in the form of media that we consume. The entire dream that we sell. [[It's not real.|finalGhost2]]

<img src=https://i.imgur.com/yW5T3un.gif> *malfunction, malfunction HUMAN DID NOT RESPOND TO MEMO FAILSAFE* [[Stop ignoring me!|finalMax3]]

I'm not living in reality. None of us have been! Mind numbing theme parks, luring us into becoming mindless devotees. So tell me, [[what are you?|finalghost3]], because we all know.. nothing is real.

<img src=https://i.imgur.com/yW5T3un.gif> What? Where did you come from!? *IT IS TIME TO RETURN TO THE TUNNEL IT IS TIME TO RESTART* [[Where..?|Mirror7]]

<img src=https://i.imgur.com/yW5T3un.gif> *HUMAN REBOOT SEQUENCE INITIATING YOU ARE NOT HERE. THIS IS NOT REAL* [[This is not real?!|finalMax1]]

<img src=https://i.imgur.com/yW5T3un.gif> *HUMAN 4678 HAS BECOME AWARE. CODE 8019. CODE 8019. TUNNEL SEQUENCE WILL INITIATE IN 10 ZORGPREPS ACTIVE HUMAN BRAIN DATA WILL BE RESET AND HUMAN UNIT RETURNED TO SIMULATION* [[Wait, reboot?|finalghost4]]

*HUMAN REBOOT PROCESS COMPLETE. WUNDERLAND CASTMEMBER SIMULATION LOADING* <img src=https://i.imgur.com/9P20PYW.gif> [[LOAD|REBOOT]] [[DO NOT LOAD|No]]

[[Hello?|transition2]] Anyone?

*CHOICE IS AN ILLUSION* [[LOAD..|REBOOT]]