<img src="Image5.gif" width="760px" height="440px">\nYou and your dog make a run for the bridge, The bridge begins turning and you panic and jump for it, but you forget birds can fly. The mafia surround you, You can either shoot them or Jump into the river and try and swim away!\n\n[[Shoot Them|bridgefight]]\nor\n[[Jump off the bridge and swim for it|swimforit]]

<<set $chance =either(0,1)>><<if $chance eq 0>>\nYou do a sick backflip off the railing of the bridge and do a 10/10 dive into the water, Your dog follows with a fat belly flop. You begin ducking and weaving under the water and manage to avoid getting shot. You swim to the nearest beach and make a dash for it. But you lost your dog and you have to start life under a new name...\n\n[[Play Again?|Start]]<<endif>><<if $chance eq 1>>\nYou do a sick backflip off the railing of the bridge and do a 10/10 dive into the water, Your dog follow with a fat belly flop that kills him on impact. You begin ducking and weaving under the water and get shot in the head, you float to the surface while the big boss laughs over your corpse. As he flies away he shits on your back.\n\n[[Start again?|Start]]<<endif>>\n

You begin shooting at the pigeon mafia, taking down most of them but you're riddled with mini bullets and are bleeding profusely. You pass out from blood loss and die before anyone can reach you....\n\n[[Start Again?|Start]]

<img src="Image3.png" width="760px" height="440px">\nYou take a step forward. and begin confessing to killing him.\n"This...Mikey guy-"\n"BIRD" He replies.\n"Y-Yeah this Mikey bird, I killed him. But in my defence He sharted all over my head, I think he kind of deserved it!"\nThe big boss replies with haste, "You motherfalcon. That's it you're gonna pay you dick!" You have two options, Set the house on fire and run or set your dog on them and run, what do you do?\n\n[[Set the house on fire and run|firerun]]\nor\n[[Set your dog on them and run|setdogon]]

<img src="Image4.png" width="740px" height="440px">\nYou pull down the bottle of wine that is on the side table near the end of the sofa, rip some of your shirt and jam it inside the bottle, pull out a lighter and launch it across the room, immediately after you throw the molotov you make a dash for the door with your dog. You get out safely and need to make a run for it where do you go?\n\n[[The Alley|alley]]\nor\n[[The Bridge|bridge]]

<img src="Image6.gif" width="760px" height="440px">\nYou and your dog make a break for the alley, You both embark as fast as you can and sprint down the long alley. But the overhead pigeon poopers have spotted you and they have a lock! BOMBS AWAY! you and your dog are covered in bird excrement.\n\nAnother bird pulls up on his dirty bike but you take him out before he could make a move. Do you get on the bike and make a quick exit or do you keep running?\n\n[[Take the Bike|bike]]\nor\n[[Keep Running|keeprunning]]

<img src="Title.png" width="812px" height="229">\n                                                                                                [[Start Story...|Title]]

<img src="Image3.png" width="760px" height="440px">\nYou return home, with victory in your heart. as you approach the door, you realise your curtains are shut... You don't remember shutting them, so you ready your dog and load your BB rifle and enter your house in caution. You close the door as quietly as you possibly could and begin looking around for any intruders. You peek your head around the corner of the lioving room wall, and there is a badass looking pigeon mafia boss sitting on your sofa.\n\nHe squawks "Oi you, were you the asshole who killed mikey?!"\nYou stand dazed as a pigeon wearing a hat is speaking to you.\nHe stands up and screams "ARE YOU LISTENIN' ASSHOLE? WAS IT YOU?!"\nYou snap out of confusion.\n"W-Who-Who is mikey?" You utter out the words in confusion.\nHe replies, "Mikey my cousin' He was found with his head removed, my reporting squad say they saw you blow his head off with that rifle! It was you weren't it!"\n\n[[Confess to killing Mikey|Confess]]\nor\n[[Make a run for it|runforit]]

You take aim and blow it's head off, you're so happy when you do it you pee a little. Your dog goes over to sniff the bird and starts barking and jumping for joy. You did it! Only two innocent birds had to die for you.\n\n[[Return Home|home]]

<img src="Image1.png" width="760px" height="440px">\nAfter wiping yourself down of the bird excrement. You decide it's time to go hunting for this devilish bird that has defiled your crown. You pick up your trusty BB rifle, Strap your body armour on, grab your helmet and are ready to go to war.\n\nYou take a large stride outside your house and head down the street in the direction you saw the bird flying. You begin sprinting, your dog comes running up beside you, you realise that you haven't had this much fun in years. You, your dog, it's exhilirating- But you remember your mission and carry on to the end of the street where there is a field. There are 3 birds that look very similar to the one that lay waste to your head. You get your dog to sniff some of the excrement so he can distinguish which bird it was, but the birds are too close together so he gets confused and cannot find the correct one. The only way to find out which bird it was is to kill them at random and hope for the best.\n\n[[Bird 1|bird1]]\nor\n[[Bird 2|bird2]]\nor\n[[Bird 3|bird3]]

Your dog is outside ferociously barking at a scuffed bird in a tree, what do you do?\n[[Go outside and shoo away the bird|shoobird]]\nor\n[[Go outside and get your dog in|getdog]]\t

<<if $shoobird is true>><img src="Image4.png" width="740px" height="440px">\nYour dog comes running out, luckily the bullet only grazed him, you're reunited with your best friend! \n\nYou're so thankful but you need to run for it! You have two options, The bridge or the alley! Which do you take?\n\n[[The Bridge|bridge]]\nor\n[[The Alley|alley]]\n<<endif>>\n<<if $shoobird is false>><img src="Image4.png" width="740px" height="440px">\nYou wait and wait but your dog doesn't come, you wipe another tear from you eye and begin moving... \n\nYou need to move, you have two options, The bridge or the alley! Which do you take?\n\n[[The Bridge|bridge2]]\nor\n[[The Alley|alley2]]\n\n<<endif>>

<<set $chancebike =either(0,1)>><<if $chancebike eq 0>>\nYou Jump on the bike with your dog attached to the back, you don't really know how to drive it and end up smashing straight into a wall, the bike explodes on impact as it was put together by untrained pigeons. The mafia turns up a few minutes later and see your molten corpses within the birdy bike.\n\n[[Start Again?|Start]]<<endif>><<if $chancebike eq 1>>\nYou jump on the bike with your dog strapped to your back, riding it is like second nature to you. You power your way down the streets breaking every speed limit possible. You barely make it out of the city and have to start your life a new.\n\n[[Play Again?|Start]]<<endif>>

<img src="Image4.png" width="760px" height="440px">\nYou stammer "E-erm, yeah? I-I'll be going now..." \nYou click open your door with haste and Begin running down the street with your dog. You need to hide NOW! where do you go?\n[[Run across the bridge|bridge]]\nor\n[[Run down the alley|alley]]

The Pigeon Mafia

BANG! You shoot a hole into it's neck and it's starts scoffling and attempting to fly away but as it begins to prepare to take flight it falls over and dies. Your dog goes over to sniff it but couldn't care less than the last dead pigeon. You've screwed up massively. You've killed two innocent birds and the last one is the fucker that shat on you. You take aim and....\n\n[[FIRE|bird113]]

BOOM! Headshot, you take it's head off with a clean finish, Your dog waddles over to it and sniffs it. He starts barking and jumping up and down, you got it. You killed the right bird, Only the second shot too, one innocent pigeon for an evil one, that seems like a fair trade to you.\n\n[[Return Home|home]]

<img src="Image2.gif" width="760px" height="440px">\nYou go outside with pride in your step, You stand beside your dog and start barking at the bird along with your dog. The bird begins to shit itself due to instense anxiety that has just been piled upon it from the furious bark of your luscious voice. The bird flies off but because of the mad anxiety you put on it you get covered in bird shit. You go inside furious at the fact you've just been covered in slimy white gunk. You then proceed to clean yourself off the excrement.\n\n[[Next|hunting][$shoobird = true]]

<<set $chancerun =either(0,1,2)>><<if $chancerun eq 0>>\nYou say screw the bike, it's probably faulty anyway, it was made by a bird after all. You and your dog start running down the road, you trip up on your shoe lace, hit your head on a rock and die. Your dog sits and waits to be executed...\n\n[[Start Again?|Start]]<<endif>><<if $chancerun eq 1>>\nYou say screw the bike, it's probably faulty anyway, it was made by a bird after all. You and your dog start running down the road, make a swift left turn and run straight into the mafia, You both get filled with bullets and die instantly.\n\n[[Start Again?|Start]]<<endif>><<if $chancerun eq 2>>\nYou say screw the bike, it's probably faulty anyway, it was made by a bird after all. You and your dog start running down the road, you take a right turn just before the end of the alley, and make it out into a small forest, You've escaped the mafia, time to set up a new life!\n\n[[Play Again?|Start]]<<endif>>\n

BOOM! Headshot, you take it's head off with a clean finish, Your dog waddles over to it and sniffs it. He starts barking and jumping up and down, you got it. You killed the right bird, The third shot you look down in awe as you've just slaughtered two innocent pigeons what an idiot you are!\n\n[[Return Home|home]]

<<set $chancebike =either(0,1)>><<if $chancebike eq 0>>\nYou Jump on the bike, you don't really know how to drive it and end up smashing straight into a wall, the bike explodes on impact as it was put together by untrained pigeons. The mafia turns up a few minutes later and see your molten corpse within the birdy bike.\n\n[[Start Again?|Start]]<<endif>><<if $chancebike eq 1>>\nYou jump on the bike, riding it is like second nature to you. You power your way down the streets breaking every speed limit possible. You barely make it out of the city and have to start your life a new.\n\n[[Play Again?|Start]]<<endif>>

<img src="Image6.gif" width="760px" height="440px">\nYou make a break for the alley, You embark as fast as you can and sprint down the long alley. But the overhead pigeon poopers have spotted you and they have a lock! BOMBS AWAY! you and your dog are covered in bird excrement.\n\nAnother bird pulls up on his dirty bike but you take him out before he could make a move. Do you get on the bike and make a quick exit or do you keep running?\n\n[[Take the Bike|bike2]]\nor\n[[Keep Running|keeprunning2]]

You begin shooting at the pigeon mafia, taking down most of them but you and your dog are riddled with mini bullets and are bleeding profusely. You both pass out from blood loss and die before anyone can reach you.... \n\n[[Start Again?|Start]]

You take aim and shoot a hole into the birds neck, the bird begins scoffling and attempts to fly away but as it's preparing to fly away it falls over and dies. Your dog goes over to sniff it only to find out it wasn't the bird you wanted.\nYou gulp and take aim at the other two birds.\n\n[[Bird 1|bird21]]\nor\n[[Bird 3|bird23]]

BOOM! Headshot, you take it's head off with a clean finish, Your dog waddles over to it and sniffs it. He starts barking and jumping up and down, you got it. You killed the right bird, First shot too, atleast no other pigeons had to die.\n\n[[Return Home|home]]

You take aim and fire at it's chest, you miss and take it's feet out, it can't move and it's squawking in pain, you feel bad and put it out of it's misery. You get your dog to sniff it and he couldn't care for it, You've just shot an innocent bird!\n\nBut still you need revenge, so you take aim again at the remaining two birds.\n\n[[Bird 2|bird12]]\nor\n[[Bird 3|bird13]]

<img src="Image5.gif" width="760px" height="440px">\nYou make a run for the bridge, The bridge begins turning and you panic and jump for it, but you forget birds can fly. The mafia surround you, You can either shoot them or Jump into the river and try and swim away!\n\n[[Shoot Them|bridgefight2]]\nor\n[[Jump off the bridge and swim for it|swimforit2]]

<img src="Image2.gif" width="760px" height="440px">\nYou go outside with anger, and whistle at the top of your lungs, then scream your dogs name. The bird he was barking at engages in combat mode and flies directly for you, shitters at the ready, He engages your face with a meteorite shit bomb. Your dog comes over from the whistle and begins licking your face clean of the shit. You go inside to wipe yourself down.\n\n\n[[Next|hunting][$shoobird = false]]

<<set $chance =either(0,1)>><<if $chance eq 0>>\nYou do a sick backflip off the railing of the bridge and do a 10/10 dive into the water. You begin ducking and weaving under the water and manage to avoid getting shot. You swim to the nearest beach and make a dash for it. But you lost your dog and you have to start life under a new name...\n\n[[Play Again?|Start]]<<endif>><<if $chance eq 1>>\nYou do a sick backflip off the railing of the bridge and do a 10/10 dive into the water. You begin ducking and weaving under the water and get shot in the head, you float to the surface while the big boss laughs over your corpse. As he flies away he shits on your back.\n\n[[Start again?|Start]]<<endif>>\n

<<set $chancerun =either(0,1,2)>><<if $chancerun eq 0>>\nYou say screw the bike, it's probably faulty anyway, it was made by a bird after all. You start running down the road, and trip up on your shoe lace, hit your head on a rock and die.\n\n[[Start Again?|Start]]<<endif>><<if $chancerun eq 1>>\nYou say screw the bike, it's probably faulty anyway, it was made by a bird after all. You start running down the road, make a swift left turn and run straight into the mafia, You get filled with bullets and die instantly.\n\n[[Start Again?|Start]]<<endif>><<if $chancerun eq 2>>\nYou say screw the bike, it's probably faulty anyway, it was made by a bird after all. You start running down the road, you take a right turn just before the end of the alley, and make it out into a small forest, You've escaped the mafia, time to set up a new life!\n\n[[Play Again?|Start]]<<endif>>\n

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You whistle your dog and point at the birds, Your dog is happy to go full rampage mode on them. He jumps across the sofa like a mad soldier running across no mans land. He jumps a second time and widens his jaw to the point where he can fit one fully sized pigeon in his mouth. He lands on one of the big boss' guards and eat's him whole. You decide to whistle him back to get him out of danger but he gets shot he borks at you, telling you to make a run for it and to leave him behind. You wipe away the tears and grab the bottle of wine that was on the side table and make a molotov out of it. As you're running out you throw the molotov into the living room and make your escape.\n\n[[Get outside|outside]]

Jamie Mcfarlane

You pull the trigger and you miss your shot onto it's chest and hit it's feet, immobilizing it it's scampering around flapping it's wings on the floor, you look at it as it squawks in pain. You put it out of it's misery.There is one last bird remaining, these innocent birds wouldn't have had to die if it weren't for this fucker.\n\n[[Bird 3|bird223]]

After that first innocent loss you take a gamble and Fire at the third bird, blowing it's head clean off it's neck. Your dog goes over to the headless corpse and starts barking and jumping up and down. You did it you killed the fucker who ruined your day. And only one other innocent bird had to be sacrificed.\n\n[[Return Home|home]]